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Fucking bow down and get that face full of cock. WHEE I'M BOUNCING. MMKAY WHATEVER.

We met the day after Christmas, 2007, when Jesus was born. LOL. WE MET AFTER GWEN WAS BORN SINCE SHE'S JESUS. ...Mmkay I'll stop now. Actually no. I'm not stopping. Piss off. And since then we've been frickin' bee eff effs (:

She is the penis to my vagina. (Though we both have them... Ehem...) The nuts to my icecream. The Inuyasha to my Kagome. Lol, HE'S NOT ON KAGOME'S TOP 5! SHE IS THE GWEN TO MY BEA, OH-FUCKING-KAY?

Well anyway. We have so much fun and random moments it's uncanny. AND OUR BONDING TIME IS FROM 12:00AM-4:00AM SO PLZ DO NOT INTERRUPT THAT MMKAY? PLZ BITCH. IF YOU DO YOU GONNA NOT GET LAID LIKE THE ANTI-CHRIST.

HAHA. Mmkay, so like, no amount of words can describe how much I fucking love this girl (: Srsly. We're gonna meet at Jollibee one day! And she's gonna kidnap me and take me to Palisades with her and Chessie!

We have two lovely children. And we have another family too... but Idk wtf happened to them. All I know is that we have a daughter named Winthrop who's a whore. And like twins. But in our current family I'm the daddy and a hilbilly millionaire (: And we have a white son named Connor who's older than us, LMFAO. And our daughter's Viet yet we're both Flip.

MMKAY SO ANYWAY...

THIS GIRL IS FRICKIN' BEAUTIFUL. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T SHAVE HER ARMPIT HAIR. SHE'S JESUS, TIMANTHA NOELLE, MR. STEVIE FUCKING BLOCK, AND WAY MORE. SO MANY INSIDERS THAT THERE SHOULD BE A NEW WORD.

The point is, I love her. More than you love touching yourself. And even more than that. Whatnaobetch. WHAT. FUCKING. NAO. SHE IS MY GWENDAI AND I AM HER PROPERTY.

Bang bang ;)

Our song is Hummingbird, by Nevershoutnever! The hawtness of Christofer Drew Ingle :)