Hey everybody! This is Goldeneye101! A huge Groudon fan AND a fanfiction author! I created PrimordalGroundshipping, which is of Groudon and Arceus!

CURRENT NEWS:

4/28/08- IT'S OFFICIAL! PRIMORDALGROUNDSHIPPING IS OFFICIAL! If you search "Primordal" here, you will find PrimordalGroundshipping.

4/28/08- Added info on next fic: Rebellion starts tonight.

5/06/08- Avatar Changed. Credit goes to NintendoChick109 from the Nsider2 Message Boards

5/09/08- Added Online Game Info

7/20/08- Added Future fic info and goals.

FUTURE FICS:

The Ninja's quest for Legendary Pokemon.

Tsunade finds out that Orochimaru and Akatsuki may be using Legendary Pokemon to do their bidding, so she gets Kohona's finest together to stop them! (Orbshipping, Possible other shippings such as Midnightshipping, Geneticshipping, and _51 Shipping.

Action/Romance, Rated T

Pokemon...WWE?

Vince McMahon finds out about the Legendaries and makes a bargin with them. To become WWE wrestlers. (Yes, I know, I'm craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzy!)

When Legendaries Play Rock Band (Based from When Legendaries Visit Fanfiction.net... I can't remember the author XO )

A couple of legends pitch in to get Rock Band... and the others are loving it as well... wait... is that Groudon, Arceus, Kyogre, and Giratina playing the hardest song on expert? (Orbshipping, GodModeshipping, more others)

A Rude Awakening

Groudon wakes up from his slumber. The first thing he sees? Mew. Now, he has to go through a bit of stuff from her. Of course... he realizes that they are the same age and realization sets in. Groudon has to survive Mew that is obsessed with Hannah Montana, Wii, and... wait, that site on Groudon's history of his internet looks suspicious... and incredibly... oh Arceus... looks like Mew doesn't know about the Swellows and Combees...(HysteriaMagmashipping)

The Newest Legendary

Arceus makes a huge announcement. A New legendary. Now, everybody is excited. They havn't had one for centuries... but the legend has a glitchy personaltiy... literally. It's Missingno. Now, he's flirting with Arceus. Wait... is it a boy or a girl? XO (GodIsDeadshipping, I need votes for this one, so if you want to see it, I'll need a bit of votes)

A Creator and a Ground Lord With A Child?

The first is a "sequel" to Calming a Stresses Godess.

Pretty much, the event that happened also ends up forces Arceus to be pregnant... now, two totally DIFFERENT Gods, one of ground and one of... everything... has to raise a child... (Primordal

Captured! God and Ground!

A simple date turns into the biggest battle of their lives that causes both to realize life. They love each other. Arceus created everything, and Groudon... he is the Ground Lord. They are captured by a new organization and must take all of their powers and their trust in each other to the limit. (PrimordalGroundshipping. I CANNOT WAIT TO DO THIIIIS!)

GOALS ON FANFICTION.NET

( ) Get 500 combined reviews in my stories combined

(X) Get 200 combined reviews on a single fic

( ) Be regarded as a legendary shipper on the same level as SilverUmbra, GFS, Shiny Hunter, etc.

(X) Get Fan-art on one or more of my fics ( OPPERTUNITY! )

( ) Be known on other sites other than Fanfiction.net

MORE COMING LATER!

A Chosen's Destiny Saga:

A Chosen's Destiny (Action, some Orbshipping)

A Chosen's Destiny 2: Exiled (Forbiddenshipping throughout the story, HUGE Earthshipping at the end)

Risk And Protection (sidestory)

Other Stories Completed:

Last Rivalry (Orbshipping)

Groudon and Kyogre get into ANOTHER fight, and Arceus has a plan to stop them, to make them live together. (Earthshipping, Godmodeshipping hints.)

Stories in Progress:

Rebellion Starts Tonight

Giovanni calls all evil organizations around Sinnoh to create Dark versions of Legendarys. How will this involve a boy who Arceus recognizes as her son? (Raicuneshipping, GodModeshipping, Orbshipping, Cosmosshipping, LunarEclipseshipping, #51Shipping(with Mew as a boy), LiliopShipping, Geneticshipping, OutsiderCaveshipping (NEW SHIPPING! Heatran andRegigigas, I hate these two sooo much though XD), Caringsiblingshipping (ANOTHER NEW SHIP! Latios and Zapdos, named it because I see them both as Caring siblings), Bumpyshipping. Starseedshipping. Yes, this is a LOT of ships! Fic name inspired by "Rock Rebellion" by Bang Camaro.

Oneshots:

A Lifetime Too Late (PrimordialGroundshipping)

Love of The Renegade (GodModeShipping)

Meteors (Geneticshipping)

Heroes (Ho-oh X Lugia)

Risk And Protection (Rustshipping)

Why I Love Him (PrimordialGroundshipping)

Groudon's Silence (Orbshipping)

Caught in a Mosh (Raicuneshipping)

Favorite Authors:

SilverUmbra (I would say that SU is one of the best Legendary shippers ever! She is really good with romance fics.)

Glory For Sleep (GFS is incredibly good at Angsty and other fics of that sort.)

ArceusAlpha493 (Working on a ArceusXHuman Fic! Never Expected that!

midna-mew-eevee (mme did REALLY good in Legendarys: Human Transformation.)

Flipper Boid Skua (Incredibly good Orbshipper! Great job!)

Harsune (Great Latishipping, the twist with Harsune's shippings: they don't involve Latios.)

DeepFire (One of my good friends from the message boards that I go to. A good up and coming writer! Oh yeah, look at one of the later chapters of his current fic, you'll be suprised!)

I Am SomeoneI Am No One ( She put a character that I suggested in Decietful Wings. She's a tremendous shipper, also! Check her out!

GirlWaterShaman ( Good friend from the LunarEclipseShipping discussion on Serebii.net. Great shipper, does SuicuneXHuman shippings well!)

Saf Dawnheart (She's a bit of a new Legendary shipper. She made a PrimordalGroundshipping, it's AWESOME! BTW, check her out, I can tell she'll go places.

OC PROFILES: CHRONICLES OF GORUDEN

Name: Goruden

Age: 17

Appearance: Blonde mullet, camo undershirt, red leather jacket with dark red Groudon stitched on back. Denim jeans, white belt, camo sneakers. Toothed necklace with four smokey topazes.

Weapon: Dual Kukri

Signifigance: Son of Groudon.

Relations: Groudon (Mother), Mjolner (Former Groudon spirit and Father), Devon (sister), Seth (His Riolu), Merii (lover), Downfall (Twin Brother, evil)

Themes:

Indestructible by Disturbed (Main theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxBrI0g1kE

Perfect Insanity by Disturbed (Old Version) (Rage Mode level 2 theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7UFs2xP3A0

Thrasher (Perfect Rage Mode theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr9wObkGTYM

Battery by Metallica (Dragon Mode Theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99ybtk4QNs

Battery (S&M Version, Live) (Perfect Dragon Mode Theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvqkwvA9i4Q

Life Is Beautiful by Sixx A.M (Main love theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D6-WNfbB-o

Name: Devon

Species: Groudon

Weapon: Flaming Katana with Groudonic symbols etched on

Signifigance: Successor to Groudon

Relations: Goruden (Sister), Downfall (Sister), Groudon (Daughter), Sutaruto (lover)

Themes can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9F10E282BB1F8A0A (Note: Some have been taken off, just search those songs if you want to hear them)

Name: Downfall

Appearance: COMING SOON

Weapon: Buster Sword

Significance: Evil, opposes Goruden.

Relations: Goruden (Twin Brother), Devon (Brother)

Themes:

Downfall by TRUSTCompany (Main theme)

Am I Evil? by Metallica (Sadistic theme)

Name: Leviathan

Species/Can Transform into: Wailord/Human

Weapon: Scemitar/Buster Sword combo

Significance: Worked on as test subject and injected with cells, known as Project L.

Themes:

8th Commandmant by Sonata Artica (Main Theme)

The Light That Blinds by Shadows Fall (Battle Theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6vF8LmN84s

Name: Seth

Species: Riolu

Weapon: Altered Brass Knuckles (Think Asuma from Naruto's weapons)

Significance: Had a virus injected in him, made him live past 100 years, yet still feels and thinks youthful, as if he was one.

Themes:

Alive by Pearl Jam (Main Theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_LQU2-GOXY

Scream Aim Fire by Bullet For My Valentine (Zero Form theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoT1oRnSK88

Soothsayer by Buckethead (Calm theme): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g

MORE COMING SOON!

QUOTES!

"Ow! I bit my tongue!"- Person in my class

"That SURE does explain how you can still talk normally..."- Another person in class

"Yeah, that's girls for ya."- Me

You came for me, you came to love me, you came to notice me, yet you came

A lifetime too late. -Groudon's dying thoughts about Arceus in A Lifetime Too Late.

It seemed these meteors will be together for a long time.- Last line in Meteors.

"Still..."

"Quiet, Groudon." Kyogre said, "We are already in some deep crap already."

And thus began the year-long saga of Groudon and Kyogre. -Groudon and Kyogre in Last Rivalry.

Groudon's response was different.

"OHMYGODAMUDKIPIHAVETOKILLIT!"

"NO, NO, GROUDON, IT'S STILL ME, MISSIN..."

The cave was soon stained by Missingno's glitchy blood,

not only that, but Groudon's huge, red foot as well.

"Groudon!"- Groudon, Kyogre, and Missingno in Last Rivalry.

Cresselia is a female. Females, such as her, have certain laws that we male legendaries do not know about. For example, there are certain questions you should never ask her, because you will either get the response of an Ice Beam to the face or a Giga Impact to the 'you know where'. I should know, I experienced it first-hand, and let me tell you, it hurt like hell. Couldn't hover straight for 3 weeks. - Darkrai in Darkrai's Guide to Cresselia by AlphaArceus493

“Why couldn't you just poison Regigigas? Wouldn't that be easier?”

Again, only a huff.

“What the hell do you think this is, Regice? Hamlet? That would be unoriginal and very cowardly.”- Registeel in When Her Plan Went Wrong by SilverUmbra

Suddenly, the sound of someone retching filled the air. The unpleasant sound was coming from the higher levels, and, the person who was sadly tossing their lunch was Mew. “Oooh…I knew I shouldn’t of had that margarita with extra salt!” She moaned, clutching at her rebellious stomach before resuming throwing up. Behind her, Goruden clucked his tongue sympathetically. “I told you not to drink it. It had been sitting there for almost a week.” Unfortunately for him, that only caused Mew to throw up twice as much. -Goruden and Mew, Deceitful Wings by I Am SomeoneI Am No One.

Me and my family watching The Transporter

Dad- Know what kind of car that is?

Me- Yeah... think it's a Lamborghini Murcielago...

Dad- Yeah, same here.

-Murcielago blows up-

Me- ...Which apparently just blew up...

"Was it good? You made John Lennon roll in his grave to hide the boner he got from hearing that song!" - Agent in The Rocker

4/19 ANNOUNCEMENT:

Ok, I was meaning to listen to "This is the hour" on the Halo 3 Soundtrack online. Another song caught my eye: Wake Me When You Need Me. That song is the song that plays in the true ending of Halo 3:

http://www.imeem.com/roorinrox/music/ZM33id90/martin_odonnell_wake_me_when_you_need_me/

Loved it, and so, I have an announcement.

First off: WATCH the true ending of Halo 3, you can find it on Youtube somewhere...

Secondly: I heard the song and then it hit me:

A Chosen's Destiny 3: Uprising of Giratina.

If you watch the ending of Halo 3, watch Master Chief.

Imagine MC as Michael.

I'm guessing now everybody knows what I'm talking about :p

I don't know if it will come into effect, so keep holding your breath!

My info:

Real Name: Jordan

Gender: Male (Yes, a male shipper!)

Age: 15

Song Currently addicted to: Saints of Los Angeles by Motley Crue (can be listened to here.)

Random Stuff:

Got this from SU, who got it from MME, who got it from Aqua...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Groudon

2. Mew

3. Arceus

4. Kyogre

5. Suicune

6. Darkrai

7. Raikou

8. Shaymin

9. Dialga

10. Lugia

11. Latias

12. Latios

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

DarkraiXLatias? Well, it's actually okay... I MIGHT want to read it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kyogre? Hot? -throws up-

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ugh... -gets up, sees screen- Oh God... -throws up again- Seriously... Latios getting Shaymin pregnant is... wierd...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Meh, a bit of em...Dialga's popular.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yeah... Better than the other Qs.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

SuicuneXLugia. Both are the same types, or close to it... can't remember XO

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

-throws up again- Ugh... at least this is better than that Incredibly Bad Pokemon site that I found accidentally... oh god... I swear... I had nightmares for a week...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Something about Ho-oh's death... Arceus tries to calm her...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

-points to Shaymin's Visitior by SilverUmbra- ...yeah... she pointed to me in her random stuff... but a coincidence made me point to her XD

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Closing Death

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

BTW, het is "works focusing primarily on heterosexual relationships." (from Wikipedia).

I guess...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yeah, most people on my list.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Mew, Kyogre, and Suicune? If it is Genderbent... well... I don't know.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

This'd be hard... Outside by Tribe

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

MaleXMaleXMale? Oh lord... I think I'm scar'd for life from that mental image...

If genderbent? Blood, Violence, and drug references.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I can't remember... I think The Apprinticeship by Attila12

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Groudon and Raikou (-throws up-) are in a happy relationship until Dialga runs off with Kyogre (Well, that COULD work...). Groudon, brokenhearted, as a hot one-night stand with Latias (-remembers one pic I found on said really bad website, throws up. (if anybody wants me to tell them the website for curiosity, I can tell you. But don't say I didn't warn you.)) and a brief unhappy affair with Latios (Why? He was on drugs!), then follows the wise advice of Suicune (Could happen) and finds true love with Arceus (Well... SOMETHING went right)

What title would you give this fic?

When The Author Was Desperate For People To Read PrimordalGroundShipping

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Not too bad... compared to the throwing up I did while doing this... oh god...

NUMBER 2 (NEW!)

I got this one from jess0412 on DeviantART, who got it from karaskitty, also from DeviantART!

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.

I'm choosing Legends!

1. Groudon
2. Kyogre
3. Arceus
4. Mew
5. Latias
6. Lugia
7. Giratina
8. Cresselia
9. Darkrai
10. Rayquaza

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Arceus goes over-annoyed by Mew and Cresselia leaves with a sweatdrop

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?

I don't know why Darkrai would be doing yoga in the first place... but Latias would like it...

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

...Do I seriously even have to say it?

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Rayquaza: ...And I thought I'd be saving you from Groudon this time...

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Cresselia sets up blackmail. MUHAHAHAHA!

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Giratina.

Mew: XO NEUUUU! SAVE MEEEE!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Kitchen Blows Up

Rayquaza: Could you PLEASE get Kyogre off of Giratina?

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

9 For some strange reason...

Darkrai: XO AW HAEL NAW!

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Giratina: YOUR PIC OF ARCEUS DOING THE HULA!

Latias: FINE! -throws pic-

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

-points at answer to 3) -

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Overannoyance XD

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Considering she IS the Pokemon God, sure.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Cresselia: -cries-

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Giratina: -eats Darkrai-

(Will not get unless you get the punchline: Because 7 Ate 9)

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Rayquaza: I killed Kyogre and Groudon. THE END!

Kyogre and Groudon: o.O

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Groudon just decided not to come. Rayquaza made him.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

-sees SilverUmbra secretly watching in bushes with a notebook, writing down the insanity-

DON'T USE THAAAAT!

-sees The Meeting, the part with Latios and Darkrai-

Ugh...

(Did not really happen. The Meeting is property of SilverUmbra)

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Cresselia: -opens Arceus's present- Nothing's in it! What is it?

Arceus: The gift of knowledge from -is slapped by Cresselia-

Cresselia: -opens Lugia's present- Sweet... loads of water...

Lugia: -grins-

Cresselia: -opens Mew's present- It's a Darkrai Voodoo doll! You know my likings! -pokes Darkrai's eye with needle-

Darkrai: -watching TV- MY EYE! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Me: -runs. Far.-

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Kyogre: CRESSELIA!

Darkrai: o.O Oh sh--

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Groudon: GET OUT! -throws Lugia out-

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Giratina.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

-insert Dracoshipping here-

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

-Insert training camp here-

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Cresselia: -dies at laughing at Giratina-

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Kyogre: o.O Please do not let Rayquaza see that...

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

No. End of Story.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Arceus: I do not require any food. For I am Go...

-slapped by Cresselia again-

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Arceus: -kills it-

Cresselia: Thanks! -slaps again-

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

GO GET EVERYBODY ELSE TO DO THIS XD

Online Game Info:

Yeah, I did it after seeing Kotor's profile

Xbox Live Gamertag: Goldeneye101

Info on Xbox Live: I play stuff like Halo 3, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, and Call of Duty 4, but I mostly play Smackdown VS Raw 2008. I've created Groudon, a Lucario, a Mewtwo, a Human Darkrai, and a Human Arceus on there...

Other Game Info:

Super Smash Bros Brawl and Mario Kart Wii: PM Me for my Friend Code.

Audition: Goldeneye101

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 and Pokemon Diamond and Pearl: COMING SOON! I have to get my router working for it >,

...Yeah, that's about it! Ask me if I play other games.

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