|The Ladies Man|
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.
Alright...I think it's time to update my profile...since I haven't touched it for like...a year or so. More or less. So...let's talk.
Age: Older than you...
Gender: I'm a guy...
Likes: Naruto, Writing, Fanfics, Reading, TV, Music, Food, Sports, Anime, Manga, Friends, Reviews, Youtube, Pizza Hut (Heh...awesome.)
Dislikes: Swimming(I've almost drowned six times in my life...I've learned my lesson), Flamers, Spinach, Fishing(drowning #4), Super hot days where you can barely breathe, Cold days where you can barely move
Favorite Movies: Back to the Future I, II, III ; Interviews with the Vampire, Ummm...those are two erm four off the top of my head...any action, comedy...sometimes romance...um yeah...
Favorite TV shows: 70's show, Family Guy, Simpsons, Roswell, Soap, Charmed, American Dad,
Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Naruto Shippuden, Yugioh, Ouran High School Host Club, Kiba, One Piece, Pokemon, RomeoXJuliet, Blood plus, DNAngel, Kekkaishi, Zatch Bell, Death Note, Inyuasha
Music: Linkin Park, Bullet for my Valentine, Green Day, P!nk, Vampires Everywhere, anything along those lines...NO COUNTRY...or RAP...well...some Rap...GOOD RAP THAT DOESN'T JUST REVOLVE AROUND SEX, ALCOHOL, AND DRUGS...so, old rap.
Now, for my favorite Naruto Pairings...Since all I write is Naruto...it's my favorite.
NejiTen: They are like peanut butter and jelly. I mean...who else is Neji gonna end up with? God, I hope not Hinata...and Tenten? Lee? No...Not at all. They're my favorite pair.
KibaHina: Naruto can go to Hell, Kiba cares about Hinata more than he ever will. Besides, Hinata deserves someone like Kiba...not NARUTO. I've always had a thing for best friends getting together.
ShikaIno: I really don't care if ShikaTema happens, ShikaIno will always be one of my favorites. I love the way they fit. In Shikamaru's mind...Ino is his clouds. And Shikamaru...is her...um...shoes? I really don't know...heh.
NaruSaku: Eh, they complete each other.
GaaraSaku: I really like them together also...like, she tames his beast or something...hey...I should find a fic like that...if there isn't one...I'll write it.
Now...my pairs I hate with Passion...
LeeTen: Yeah, I don't think so...Not even-No. Just...Just...No.
NaruHina: Okay, this always makes my blood boil. I hate them together, and they will never be together. If they do...I quit Naruto. I won't be able to stand it.
ShikaTema: I know this one will probably happen...but I don't care. I don't like it. I like Temari...just not with Shikamaru.
SasuSaku: Yeah no.
Now...CRACK PAIRINGS! XD
KibaTen: I don't want them to happen...that's why it's crack...but I think they'd be funny together...I also like to think that they'd get together to make Neji and Hinata jealous. Or just for the Hell of it...HA!
SasuTema: Lovin' it. They'd also be funny to see. Can you imagine?
Yeah...those are my only two. These are my favorite...but I don't want them to happen...well, SasuTema I don't care if it happens...KibaTen on the other hand...is a no no. Even if they're my favorite crack...I say no.
Now...my stories. Complete, Working, Thinking.
You will be Loved, Pretty Girl...
Pairings: KibaTen, KibaHina, NejiTen
Rating: T for swearing and maybe some intense kissing.
Tenten is depressed, and Hinata is worried about it. Hinata then comes up with a plan to make Tenten feel good about herself, and Kiba is the solution...
I'm excited for this story! I came up with this story because I just wanted to write something different. It has my favorite crack pairing: KibaTen. I don't know what it is about those two...I just like it because it makes Neji and Hinata jealous. :P Haha! Anyway, I won't be starting any new(chapter) stories until this one is finished. I hope you guys will check it out and review! I like hearing your opinions! :D
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage
Pairings: NejiTen, KibaHina, ShikaIno, NaruSaku, AsumaxKurenai, GaaraxFangirls
Rating: T for swearing...and slight...erm...never mind. Heh.
It is a boring summer day. There are no missions, no where to go, nothing to do. But...what happens when they all decide to play Truth or Dare with a mix? Let's find out...
IT'S FINISHED! THREE YEARS LATER AND IT'S FINISHED! I personally thought I was never going to finish this darn story! I mean, I'm glad I did...but then it's like...It's over. I never get to write another chapter to the story and worry about whose turn it is and how I'm going to stall for time...Oh! I'm going to miss it! BUT! It gives me a chance to move on, right? Anyway, I want to thank all of you who stuck with me through to the end! I appreciate it!
Rating: M for Sexual Themes
Only she makes him feel this way...
Alright, I'm not one for writing M-Rated stories...but I just had the urge to write something of that nature. I've been in such a ShikaIno mood lately, that I had to write it about them. Hey, now that I think about it...You can think about it as a prequel to Pink is Positive, Right? Haha...I just thought of that...heh.
Pink is Positive, Right?
Pairings: ShikaIno with a side of ShikaTema and SasuIno
Rating: T for slight language.
-I then take in a deep breath, and look at the little gadget in my hand. I blink repeatedly. Pink...Pink is good. Right? Or, blue? Is blue good? Positive? Or Negative?- Ino has a new problem. Dedicated to Lexi the Fangirl! Please excuse the crap sum.:D
This is just a oneshot that I wrote to celebrate! Why? My wife, Lexi, is pregnant! Yep, I'm gonna be a daddy! Yay! Anyway, I used ShikaIno as the main pairing for two reasons: 1. Lexi loves ShikaIno. It's her favorite couple! 2. ShikaIno never gets any love anymore, since most have switched over to ShikaTema. I added ShikaTema as a side pairing, if that helps. Anyway, I'm not a woman, and I don't know whats it's like to be pregnant. So, I asked my cousin about how she felt when she was pregnant, and that's where I got most of my ideas from her. Anyway, I hope the few ShikaIno fans out there enjoy this story. :D
If Kakashi was Gay
Gai has a little something to say... *Based on a Song*
Heh...first story...I think...? But, yeah...that's where it ALL began. ;D
EVERYONE LOVES KIBA! ! !
Pairings: Kiba x EVERY GIRL
Now you see...this is what happens when Kiba just can't find his shirt...BEWARE: LOTS OF OOCness!
Hahahahahaha...hahahah...ha...I love this story. I was originally going to do it with Shikamaru...but then I didn't. It turned out great, and I think it's my best Humor oneshot. XD
Don't Do It
Hinata confesses, and doesn't get what she wants to hear, so Kiba goes to find her... Crap summary, yes, just go with it.
This was my first attempt at a serious, sad, romance story. I think I did okay...for a first time...anyway. Ha!
He Felt Like the Sun
...But he tasted like the rain... - Oh, the things Temari dreams about...
This was just a little piece to help with my writers block. SasuTema's my second favorite crack pairing, so I decided to use them. Crack is always good, right? :D
I found this awesome thing in my mail that I haven't checked in for like ever...and I'm gonna send it to lexi, and she'll probably send it to Sierra. I'm gonna post it here too!
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Kiba/Choji)
Can't say that I have...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Ino)
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Shino/Sakura)
That's be very interesting. :P
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Naruto)
Yeah, I read this one...It was pretty good.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Neji/Kiba)
I don't think Tenten and Hinata would like that. o.O Eh.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Hina/Naru) or (Hina/Sasu)?
I can't stand NaruHina, so if I had to choose, I'd choose SasuHina.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Gaara/Neji/Shino)
Gaara's going to need EVEN MORE therapy...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Shika/Sasu)
Shikamaru hates how she watches him everyday...and he wishes he could be more like him.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Ten/Saku)
Meh...Tenten is looking for a friend...and there's Sakura...Blah!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Gaara/Shino)
Gaara lost his teddy...and Shino lost his best friend. Maybe there could be some comfort? Idk...
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Ino/Ten)
I'm not going to answer that...
12) Does anyone on your friends list think three is hot? (Shikamaru)
Sierra likes Shikamaru, and I guess she thinks he's hott...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Choji)
Not that I know of...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (Neji/Ino/Hina)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sasuke)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Sakura)
"I'm a Bitch" by Meridith Brookes
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Tenten/Kiba/Shino)
Warning: Complete. Crack. You've been warned.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Sasuke/Neji)
"I like your hair. How do you make it so silky?"
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Choji/Neji/Sakura)
20) How emo is Seven? (Gaara)
Full on Emo. Sorry Fangirls.
I thought that was funny and messed up...i wonder what Sierra's gonna do... hehe.
YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kenizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Platypus
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maximus Yancey
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Jolkeson
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Mountain Dew
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Klxese
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rose...
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Buddy
80% of people on Fanfiction.net read and don't bother to review and give complements/advice. I am part of the 20% who reviews every story I read. Copy and Paste if you do so as well.
HEHE! I just got another email, and it had another fun thing in it! I'm gonna send it to lexi and shes gonna send it to sierra! Mwhahahaha! I find these fun!
LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (COOL I GET TO BE IN THE ANIME!)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Neji)
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Sakura)
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Lee/Sasuke)
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Kiba)
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Hina)
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Ino)
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Shikamaru)
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Sasuke)
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Shino)
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Neji)
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Tenten)
Lexi: -_- (SMACK)
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Sakura)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Lee)
Save me with the power of youth...and end up loosing his eyebrows...
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Kiba)
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Shino/Neji)
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Ino)
Me: DAMMIT! I WANT THAT FISH!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Sasuke)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Shino)
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Neji)
Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Tenten/Sasuke)
You're dating 3 and she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? (Sakura)
GAH! Sakura never gives up does she? We'd probably get along...until they found out I was already married...That might be a deal breaker.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Lee/Sasuke)
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Kiba/Hinata)
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Hinata)
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Ino)
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Shikamaru)
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Sasuke)
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Shino/Neji)
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Sakura/Lee)
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Neji/Hinata)
Would 2 trust 5? (Tenten/Kiba)
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Lee/Shino)
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Kiba/Neji)
I don't know...grooming class?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Hinata/Sakura)
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Ino/Sasuke)
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Shikamaru/Kiba)
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Sasuke/Hinata)
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Sasuke/Shino)
(GAWD THIS NEVER ENDS!!)
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Tenten/Sasuke)
5 and 6 did a workout together? (Kiba/Hinata)
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Hinata)
7 won the lottery? (Ino)
8 had quite a big secret? (Shikamaru)
9 became a singer? (Sasuke)
10 got a daughter? (Shino)
What would 1 think of 2? (Neji/Tenten)
How would 3 greet 4?(Sakura/Lee)
What would 4 envy about 5? (Lee/Kiba)
What dream would 5 have about 6? (Kiba/Hinata)
What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Hinata/Ino)
What would make 7 angry at 8? (Ino/Shikamaru)
Where would 8 meet 9? (Shikamaru/Sasuke)
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Sasuke/Shino)
What would make 10 scared of 1? (Shino/Neji)
Killing a bug...
Is 3 Gay? (Sakura)
How do you feel right now?
Well this just wasted 10 minutes of your life...
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Neji, Tenten, Kiba, and Hinata
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NejiTen, KibaHina, ShikaIno, NaruSaku, SasuTema
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Neither...
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I cosplayed as Sasuke...heh...heh...
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto Calender, manga books, and some shirts
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? ...No?
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KIBAHINA FOREVER
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? ...neither.
9. Which team(s) is your favorite? GAI AND KURENAI
10. Do you support the obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Noo...
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well, of course
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? TOBI!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Ehhh...depends. Right now in Shippuden...Anti.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not some of Shippuden
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No, almost ;D
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? OFC! But he's cool 'cause of that!
17. Sub or dub? I started with the dub...I can't switch now...
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? pro only in Shippuden
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Who doesn't?!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...Eh...
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Neji...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? A-W-S-O-M-E! For ever!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Hinata! and NEJI
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? I love naruto fanfics!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Of Course I do!!
27. Do you like lemons? Depends on how its written. Like...if it's just smut or not
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Some of them they know;D They think I'm a freak 'cause I like it -.-'
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? OH HELL YEAH
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HELL YEAH
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My sister...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nah...
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? ...heh...
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ...Nah
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? ...actually, no...not really
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Of, course! Hhahaha
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Hell no!!
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: I can't draw... :(
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No...
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? ...Not that I know...
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ...YES!
Hey guys, thought that I'd do a quick update here on my profile. As most of you who've been fans of my stories and have stuck with me up to date know that Lexi was pregnant. Well, June 1st, our daughter was born. Her name is Tristan, and she's just wonderful! :D Sure, she's been a handful, but she's worth it. Haha!
Anyway, due to this I haven't been updating as often as I'd like...But, I truly am trying. I usually only have time at night when I'm not at work and Lexi's with Tristan...So that'll be the only time I get to write...
Chapter 6 of You Will Be Loved, Pretty Girl is in the making, and will be up as soon as possible!
ATTENTION KINGDOM HEARTS FANS! A writer here on FF, xxxHikari-Kuraixxx, was a fan of TDDDKTM, and is writing a Kingdom Hearts story inspired by my story. If you enjoyed my story, and you enjoy Kingdom Hearts, then you can go check it out. :) I myself was never huge on Kingdom Hearts, but hey, I'm not picky. :D
Have a good day!
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