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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Inkheart, Harry Potter, and Kiba. Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie! - John Bender The Breakfast Club ／l、 Suggested one-shots Oooh! Look, I've made yet another new section, (at the top instead of the bottom this time,) will wonders never cease. (Can't you just smell the sarcasm?) Harry Potter Favorite Son by Kihin Ranno (This one made me go all misty-eyed) (EDIT: 06/16/08) So Slinkers from DeviantART made a poll which I commented on, a comment I thought was rather brilliant so I thought I'd write it here for all you people's to see. ('Tis in Italics) ... I don't know if you guys realize but I have known of this so called "Threat" for many years. It lives in my closet and pollutes my dreams with schizophrenics and SUV's... I'm pretty sure it also steals my socks. 'Tis a monster unlike anything you could imagine. Bigger then the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, Hungrier than Godzilla, Teeth bigger and sharper than Jaws, with no Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Matthew Broderick or Roy Scheider's to fend it off... It also smells vaguely of pies... -I is paranoid- ... My parents really liked the pie comment... Isupportthisahundredpercent 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Copy & Paste This Love Jesus If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior,and you want everyone visits/sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (bolded are the ones that fit me before the comma, though sometimes the stuff after the comma might pertain to me (that's a very small might.)) Also I know it's a lot but that's just because there's a lot of stereotypes in the world and I always find something new to add. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
~ Copy Paste-ness ~ If you cried during Haku's death, copy and paste this into your profile. (Manga version, can't remember my reaction when I watched that episode.) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa; copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs; copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't; copy & paste this in your profile. 98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. A friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A good friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile, wearing a smirk of pride. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say, write, or think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books or movies...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this if a manga/anime character(s) you absolutely LOVED died. (Haku, L, Kimimaro(sp?), Ranewater Calder, the list is actually rather long) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever fallen on your butt and just sat there and laughed like a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 30 percent of the population is bad at math; if you are one of the 80 percent that's...-pause- oh, never mind. If your microwave is in the midst of waging a secret war against you and against all mankind, add this to your profile. 98 percent of all teens on the web claim to be part of the 2 percent of teens who haven’t tried smoking pot or weed. If you’re one of the 55 percent of people who feel these statistics are skewed, add this to your profile. If you know that 56 percent of all statistics are pulled out of a unicorn's arse, add this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you are told about a three hour back up on a high way in Toronto(Ontario) during winter, and then proceed to suggest a massive orgy for everyone to say warm. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (I just realized, most of these are about Naruto... people really are obsessed. ~points to self~) And of course my profile isn't long enough already so here's all this stuff XD (taken from darkalbino's profile) This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place ...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures (Not tryin' to diss you Americans, I just thought this was funny) Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support? Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"? Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room? If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress? Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower? 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing ~Laziness is an art~ -Art is a bang- ~Laziness is a bang~ Yes, that is a mathematically correct equation. Yes, that is my logic. My own twisted logic. (There's a Shikamaru joke in there somewhere, but I'd rather not...) "Beware the letter "G". It is the end of everything."-Anonymous "Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality" - Anonymous I'm going to change my name, travel across the world in a ship, work at starbucks, watch scrubs and sit in french cafes drinking coffee by the gallon, listening to nirvana and writing my never-to-be-published novels. - Unknown FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter OoOoOoOoOoO OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. OoOoOoOoOoO "REMEMBER WHEN " REMEMBER WHEN... getting HiGH meant swinging at the playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs? when )m O m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your WORST ENIMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when -WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This On Your Profile If Your Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now OoOoOoOoOoO
hos·er /ˈhoʊzər/ hoh-zer –noun Canadian Slang. a person who is considered unintelligent or uncouth, esp. a beer-drinking man. Favorites (In no particular order) Manga : Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Zombie Powder, Loveless, +Anima, Hotarubi no Mori E, Uncassandra, Dogs, Dogs: Bullets and Carnage Anime : Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, One Piece, Kiba, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain, Amatsuki J-Drama : Gokusen Seasons 1, 2 & 3, Nobuta Wo Produce, Hanazakari no Kimitachi e (Hana-Kimi), Kurosagi, Dragon Zakura, Yukan club, Tantei Gakuen Q, Hana Yori Dango, RH Plus, Sensei Wa Erai!, Battery, Division 1: 15 Sai no Blues, Boku to Kanojo no XXX, Gakko ja Oshierarenai!, LIFE J-Movie : Battle Royale, Crows Zero, Kurosagi, 46 Billion Years of Love The most awesome fanfiction quote ever (subject to change) Updated 9/10/09 “Found this one lost over near Arithmancy,” the man called out and pushed Draco through the door. Several of the students were smirking “Thank you, Mister Filch. And what do you have to say for yourself, Mister Malfoy?” Professor McGonagall was not amused by his lateness. “Begging your pardon, Professor, but there’s a pig in the classroom.” Only Draco and McGonagall did not laugh. Draco Malfoyand the Philosophers Stone Ch. 9 by | |||||||||
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