BEFORE WE START!

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

"I'm dehydrated. There's a difference."

(SM2 hugs Pedo-Bear)

"...What the hell was that?"

"Well, you're dehydrated, and I'm sweaty. It's osmosis!"

Now for all about us...

Hi I am sock monkeys (because I like socks and monkeys) and I refuse to give my real name. The reason? 1. Privacy issues and Internet safety and 2. Because I have two. Yes you heard me right, sock monkeys consists of TWO SOCK MONKEYS Sock Monkey 1 and Sock Monkey 2 (SM1 and SM2 simple right?) if you don't like it, well, that's your problem. (also, we might sometimes refer to ourselves as "I" or "Me")

Quick update, WE HAVE ANOTHER SOCK MONKEY! Yes, that's right, A NEW MEMBER! He is Sock Monkey 3, and he is SM2's hat. Now, I know what you're all thinking, (what you're all thinking: "Hat...? O.0?") but we don't care. He is my hat, and therefore, part of the family.

We also refuse to give my real age but I had to be over 12 to get on this site so use your imagination. We also use mature humor. Use that too if needed.

Our favorite books are Odd Thomas (Dean Koontz) and Stone of Tears (Terry Goodkind).

We live in Canada (eh!) and are proud of it (btw don't talk aboot (lol) our bad grammar, we say about and not aboot and we don't live in igloos)

We HATE skinny jeans and most fashions (to all those who like it sorry but still... have you checked a mirror recently?)

We are oddly obsessed with anime and reading.

We also like (as you may have noticed) brackets ( 'cause I mean...who dosen't?)

We're also getting into the little - thingy (it so-o-o rocks)

And if I see another Edward dosen't come back, Bella gets changed/kills her self/ marries Jacob/gets pregnant story I will scream (no really i'll scream and I already have on multiple occasions)(SM2: MY EARS!)

Signed,

Sock Monkeys 1 and 2 (and now 3!)

OOO

FUN STUFF! (YAY! WE'RE FINALLY NOT BORING!)

Favorite Parings

Bella/Edward

Zelda/Link

Jak/Keira

Ed/Winry

Anakin/Padme

Ginny/Harry

Ron/Hermione

Kahlan/Richard (from Terry Goodkind)

Raphael/SM1 (she thinks I'm evil because of that)

Ben/Willow

Erik/Christine

Jaina/Zekk

InuYasha/Kagome

Naruto/Hinata

Sakura/Rock Lee (I mean, he's SO deserving of her)

Haruhi/Tamaki (I know I'm so wierd but Tamaki needs Haruhi to tell him what to do and Haruhi needs Tamaki to teach her how to have fun)

Sango/Miroku (did I spell that right?)

Roy/Riza

Duke Devlin/SM1 (I LOVE DUKIE!)

Sasuke/Sakura (I guess it's okay sometimes but I still think Lee...)

Torak/Renn

spoiler alert Jacob/Nessie (Renesmee)

SM2/Pedo Bear (you would need to know me to get it XD)(wait, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!)

SM2/Fwuffy (much better - don't even know what I was thinking back there...)

(SM3: Dere be so many...)(SM2: O.O?)

Most Hated Parings

SM1/Raphael (hi SM2 dosen't know about this so shhhhhhhhhhhh) (SM1: HEY! WHAT DID YOU JUST ADD ON MY PROFILE? TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!) (SM2: NEVER! IT'S MINE TOO! SHOO! Wait...did you just tell me to "take it off"?)

Jacob/Bella (no people do NOT mess with the system! Bella and Edward are ment to be together! NOT Jake and Bella! )(SM2: Yeah and besides, Jake AND Edward are MINE!)(SM1: no they arn't they're Bella's and Nessie's)(SM2: MINE! RAWR!)

Malon/Link

Tea/Yami (he is SO SM2's)(SM2: GAK! NOT ANY MORE HE ISN'T! But seriously people, he doesn't have a pairing with ANYBODY! hehe, loner)

Harry/Hermione

Obi-Wan/Padme

Seto/Serenity ('cause i mean that is just...ew)

Midna/Link (seriously people...CREEPY)

Anyone that isn't Zelda/Link

Arya/Eragon (she SUCKS! she is sooooooooo mean to him and for that... I HATE HER!)

Jag/Jaina (no! I hate Jag with passion!)

Raoul/Christine (I almost barfed during the make-out scene...)

Sasuke/Anybody (He needs a better attitude but don't you DARE think I don't like him (faints) he rocks but needs to be a bit nicer he can only get Sakura when he's in a good mood)

InuYasha/Kikyo (barfs)

Tristen/Duke (EWWWW)

Seto/Duke (EW EW EW EW EW)

Favorite Random things

Video games- yes I love them. Get over it. My favs. are Mystic Heroes (I'm mad it isn't on here) Kya: Dark Lineage (again, I'm mad it isn't on here) the Legend of Zelda, and Mario and DON'T FORGET AMPLITUDE!

Fishy Crackers- just don't ask

Turkey and Peanutbutter- hey, don't knock it until you try it (SM2: Actually, chicken is better than turkey XP)

Dancing in my room to Hairspray Music- I did this once without knowing why and now I'm kinda hooked

Hayley Westenra- best singer ever

singing random christmas carols- don't ask.

Tea- Yum (wistful)(But not the Yu-Gi-Oh! character! The beverage people, the BEVERAGE!)

Adding...thingys onto words making them diffrent- Like yayness and dudeness but the longest one I've ever made (that I can remember anyway. Made one for awesome...can't remember it) is clastrophobisizing. SM1 keeps telling me it isn't a word though... (SM1: IT'S NOT)(SM2: IT IS!)

Saying either 'Random' or 'Randomly' in everything- We will randomly burst out in a random thing of saying weird things randomly on a random occasion XP

DDR- YEAH! WOOT! OH YEAH! WHO'S YO DADDY! (SM2: Well, his name is -- -- and he lives in -- -- and works at -- --...)

Rock Lee- He's awesome I don't care what anyone says

Once on This Island-It's an awesome musical

Books- Who doesn't?!

Brackets- You can do (almost) EVERYTHING with them

Little line thingys that look like so : (-)- They're really fun to make it-seem-like-you're-talking-really-fast-without-putting-it-all-together-in-a-jumbled-mess (SM2: XP)

TWILIGHT- Yay for mythical creatures! Or otherwise known as SM2's brethren. That, and SQUEE! EDWARD! (SM2: SQUEE EDWARD AND JACOB!)(SM1: your NOT a mythical creature SM2 your human)(SM2: nuh uh! I've got it proved!)

CHOCOLATE-yum

Girls- now, don't think I mean it that way (if you sick people actually THINK of it as being that way) but boys are stupid! I'm sorry if you're a boy and reading this, but they are! Girls are easier to talk to, watch TV with, play card games, you name it! Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Random things I don't like

Sasuke-SM1(me) dosen't like him at the moment...SM2 is a total fangirl (but don't tell her I said that) (SM2: HEY! I HEARD THAT! HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU DON'T LIKE HIM! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID HE WAS PRETTY!) (SM1: yeah pretty in a feminine way)

Drugs-can't say that enough (doi)

loud noises-I just don't like them (SM2: WHAT! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!) (SM1: shut up)

Raoul-he's such a fop (SM2: But a very funny fop...he can be such an idiot)

'popular' people-Ugh, blargh

spicy food-I have low tolerence for heat that is not from the sun (SM2+3: Agreed!)

people that make fun of Canadians-how would you like it if people made fun of you and everyone around you! you wouldn't would you! (SM2: I do...) (SM1: your wierd)

Kikyo-she should just shut up and stay dead in my opinion (SM2: Yay for believers in killing that freaky dork!)

Math- Need I say more? Like that stupid Barbie doll that was on the shelves less than a day once said, "Math is hard." To be honest, her saying that got her pulled. hehe ( SM1:got that right)

people who over do Hinata's stuttering-She hardly ever stutters and she certianly dosen't stutter every single word.

Flamers- if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. We're fine with constructive critism, but not flames. Usually if there's a story we don't like, we won't review. And people will agree with us!

things like LOL or OMG or that stupid thing SM2 uses that I can't remember and don't understand-yeah thats right SM2 STOP USING IT WITH ME PLEASE...OMC is okay. (SM2: NO! I LIKE IT! SO NO! HA! HA! HA! LOL! BOIUL! OMGWFTBBQLBA! lol, fluffy...)

Friends who move away, think it's your job to stay in touch and don't even call you when they're in town-I'm not going to elaborate. (SM2: Hey! I have a busy life on occasion! Please don't pinch me!)

Boys- once again, not in that way. But like I ranted before, girls are much easier to live with! That, and you've never heard any songs called "I kissed a boy" now have you? Not that I'm saying I have...

SM1 pinches- she once double pinched me all the way to...heck XD. You're cute sometimes, but OW those things HURT!

Random Quotes that are the best of the best, and rock our Sock Monkeys

-"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause." Padme, Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith

-"Link you're pork is ready!" Edna Turblad, Hairspray

-"I have discoie socks." SM1.

-"Nicci looked at Kahlan 'knives are not my talent.'

'It's not hard' Kahlan said as she pressed the handle into Nicci's hand. 'when the time is right, just stick the pointed end somewhere important in someone you really don't like.'

Nicci's blue eyes stole a glance at Jagang. 'I think I can do that much.'" Nicci and Kahlan, Confesser by Terry Goodkind

-"The monks in the abbey and the nuns in the convent seemed to be unlikely villans. Evil can disguise itself in piety and charity, but I had difficulty picturing any of the brothers or sisters running amok with a chain saw or a machine gun." Odd Thomas in Brother Odd

-"If it's WARM, it's MINE." Fluffy at a fencing tournament. Well, coming back any ways...

-"I'm getting fruit salad, 'cause I like toast."

"Grover and the Greek Gods! THAT's the name of the band!"

"Rice." hehe, Fluffy, her mom and I at breakfast at the same fencing tournament.

-"Feel it!"

"...Why am I touching your boob plate?"

"Because it's WARM!"

"..." (pauses)

"See?"

"...Do you not remember the line, 'If it's WARM, it's MINE'?"

"...My boobs belong to you?" Fencing. Again. That's where all the cool people are nowadays.

- "I am a way bigger nerd. I played that game when it first came OUT."

"Oh yeah, well I first played that game when I came out!"

-"I does not dig the water, it makes me pee. All over the place!"

"All over the place?"

"Well, all over the inside of the toilet bowl. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go and prove my point."

-"So there was this guy right?"

"Yeah,"

"And so he was all like, bla-wanna-go-out? And I was all like OMGYESGASM! And then he's all like, sweet and I was all like,"

"Like what?"

"Like, rawr."

Things to think about...

1. My LA teacher says there's no such thing as writers block (SM2: YOU DUMMY!! TRY WRITING FANFICTION FOR A CHANGE!)

2. If you stood on the world and there was nothing in front of you all the way around, you'd be standing in front of yourself

3. When the clock strikes midnight, it's tomorrow. But it's not tomorrow, it's today. And today isn't today, it's yesterday (if that makes any sense)

4. Egypt had gold, but you didn't see them have a gold rush like in the Klondike

5. People say the media is bad, while letting the media take pictures of them and answering their questions (SM2: O.o')

6. Girls have to get all pretty for a guy to even notice them, guys just let the girls flock to them by being lazy butts (SM2: But not no more for meeee...)

7. Naruto on the English dub series sounds like like Fritz from Timothy goes to School

8. If swimming is such good excerise, explain whales

9. Cool people watch anime. Cooler people know what anime even is. The Coolest people though, know how hot all the main male characters look without their shirts on (that also goes for musicals and such. Just put "musicals" in place of "anime" or whatever your such is)

10. People are highly unobservant. You could walk into a room and see someone brushing their hair and you would ask what they're doing

11. Can the Cullen's eat gum? I mean, it's a human food but technically you don't consume it...

12. Only ONCE has Bella's "time of the month" been mentioned, and that was only 'cause there was lack of! Honestly, don't you think it would be bad if...that happened, and Edward was around?

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