Just me fiddling about with my favourite characters' lives... muahaha!!
Okay, about me. I'm a Christian teenage Jedi Time Lord Romulan crazed stalker fangirl who's on The List. (In other words, I love God, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Heroes, screaming... don't remember where I got the "stalker" bit... geez, what WERE my sister and I doing?, being insane, and Star Wars). I'm originally from Gallifrey, but I got a bit sick of it. Unfortunately I'm stuck here now... the Electric Thumb I used to hitchhike my way here burnt out, so...
More about me:
Name: Any old name? Or my name in particular?
MY name: It starts with E and is not as interesting as Romanadvoratrelundar; that's all you need to know.
Warrior name/Clan: Rainpath from ShadowClan.
What to call me: Queenie. Or Kathryn. Whichever one you wish to use.
Age: Old enough to have a life, young enough not to want one.
Location: Sol 3, Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha. If there are any intergalactic travellers out there, especially Time Agents, could you please give me a lift? Thanks.
Favourite pairings: Doctor/Rose, Mickey/Martha, Tom/Martha, Mickey/Tish, Jack/Gwen (although, to be fair, I only saw about five minutes of Torchwood, so I dunno...), Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Luke/Lorelai, Jess/Rory
Least favourite pairings (New New and Improved!): Doctor/Reinette, Doctor/Martha, Doctor/Donna, Doctor/Jack, Doctor/Jack/Rose, Jack/Rose, Mickey/Rose, Jack/Ianto, Doctor/Doctor, Doctor/Master, Owen/Gwen, Chris/Lorelai, Dean/Rory, Logan/Rory, Inuyasha/Naraku, Inuyasha/Miroku, Inuyasha/Kikyo, Sesshomaru/Kagome, Doctor/Rose/Martha/Doctor/Inuyasha/Sesshomaru/Master/Master/Jack/Owen/Gwen/Ianto/Sarah-Jane/K-9/lamppost
Favourite colours: Blood-red (literally), black, blue
Least favourite colours: Yellow (too cheerful), vomit-inducing green (you know the one...), pink
I have two sisters, Sarah (Aelita Madeline) and Jasmine (Seacarda Fox Shadow), but we all regenerated a few times so we look nothing alike. Jasmine and I are working on a Doctor Who/InuYasha crossover, which is on her account if you want to see it. Sarah once described me as "an Amy Lee double who looks like the daughter of the Doctor and Rose". I can definitely see the physical resemblance to Ten and Rose's daughter and, at the risk of sounding self-centred, I will admit I do have some singing talent.
A word— or several, or a lot, more likely— to those reading the Chronicles of Kyle: I've given up trying not to make it shippy. Sorry. Well, I'm not. Well, maybe a bit. But anyway.
Regarding my writing:
1. I don't write smut, so don't ask for it.
2. I don't write slash, so don't ask for it.
3. I don't write OT3s, so don't ask for them.
4. Despite all evidence to the contrary, I WILL finish everything I start. It just might take me a while.
5. I will very probably never stop writing reunion!fics.
6. I will never deviate from the Doctor/Rose ship. Even when it looks like I'm deviating, I'm not deviating. Much. Okay, a bit. But hardly even that.
7. I try to limit myself to nine unfinished stories at a time. This has not been working.
8. People who put my stories on alert but don't review irk me.
9. I am easily discouraged by a lack of feedback and when I get discouraged, I don't write on the neglected story.
10. I don't flame. I'd really love it if you would return the courtesy.
11. I love Martha.
12. I love Jenny.
13. I'm paranoid. The things I rate T are probably K+. The things I rate K+ are probably K. For Rassilon's sake, Iniquity was nearly rated M.
And finally, the really important one, which echoes a couple of other things I've said, I think:
13. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ME WRITE MORE QUICKLY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK.
And because I've seen it elsewhere and thought it was a good idea:
Alternatively: Updating in a fairly rapid and efficient manner.
Dear My Love: Renovations finished, now getting back up to speed.
Second Chance: Severe writer's block which is slowly crumbling.
Forgive Me: Stuck on Gridlock.
Haunted: Trying to figure out what to do next.
Starlight: Severe writer's block.
The Black Rose: Chapter Four in the making.
Facets: Chapter Two in the making.
Vampiric: ON SEACARDA FOX SHADOW'S PAGE. Chapter Two currently in the beta-reading process.
Hunt: Tentatively going forwards.
PROUD MEMBER OF DRSUF (Doctor/Rose shippers as a United Front), RMS (RTD ((Russell T. Davies)) Must Stay), M1FGC (Matthew #1's Fan-Girl Club), SFFS (Sci-Fi Fanatics Society), FOTU (Fangirls/-boys Of The Universe), AND WWCWDSC(WHC) (Writers Who Can't/Won't Do Smut Club ((We have cookies!)))!!
Prepare for the Spam...!
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile (not a real person... just Mickey Smith)
If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
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98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or Facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) You are now laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
Whovian and PROUD!!
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If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. (The Master keeps trying to tell me what to do. Grr.)
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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese? Or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.
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If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.
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-BAD WOLF-
The Doctor: See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but past that... I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I... funny?
Jasmine & Myself: Yes.
The Doctor: Sarcastic?
Jasmine & Myself: Yes.
The Doctor: Sexy?
Jasmine & Myself: YES!!
Sarah: -to me- What are those things?
The Doctor: Daleks.
Sarah: -jumps-
Me: -to poster of David Tennant, after having returned home from a VERY long road trip- I'VE MISSED YOU! -hugs wall-
Mum: Yeah, don't slobber on him, he's made of paper.
Me: -at end of Partners in Crime- ROSE!
Sarah: What?
Rose: -turns around-
Sarah: ROSE!! OH MY GOSH! ROSE!
Me: ROOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!! ...Wait, what's she doing?
Rose: -fades-
Sarah: NOO!
Me: NOOOOOOO!! COME BACK!
Sarah: COME BACK! NOO! ROSE!!
Rose: -turns around-
Dad: -gasp-
Mum: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! THAT WAS... -turns to me- THAT WAS ROSE! -turns back- THAT WAS ROSE!! -squee-
Dad: -closest thing to a "squee" a 49-year-old man can do- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Mum: ROSE!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!! ROSE!! -pause- Why's she look so sad?
Rose: -fades-
Dad: ...
Mum: ...NOOOOOOOOOOO!! ROOOOOSSSSEEEEEEE!! NO! COME BACK! AAAAH!
Me: I'm going to watch you for the next few minutes.
Jasmine: ...Okay...
Rose: -shows up-
Jasmine: -frowns a little-
Rose: -turns around-
Jasmine: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! AAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
-BAD WOLF-
The Quest to Make Mum Admit that David Tennant is Adorable:
QUITE IMPRESSIVE PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE!! She now admits that David Tennant is cuter than Tom Baker, Elvis, James Dean, Corbin Whatshisname from High School Musical (Yes, I am one of the three teenagers in the universe who doesn't care about HSM... And I just noticed that that sounds a bit dirty when it's abbreviated. O.o), the Rolling Stones (although a Slitheen is cuter than they are...), onions, and Richard Hammond!!
QUOTES (Will be expanded when I'm not lazy):
Doctor Who:
There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live. -Alydon, in "The Daleks"
-BAD WOLF-
If you wish to find me elsewhere, here are most of the other sites I belong to, and my usernames on them.
Allpoetry - AllThatRemains
DeviantART - xX-brokenhearts-Xx
Fictionpress - SilentSorrowInEmptyBoats
Livejournal - thelostTimeLady
newwhovian.proboards89.com - NurseryCryme
Whofic - Kathryn Shadow
Youtube - BadWolf1121
FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination
