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As a present for those who are fond of Crystal/Chikane, here's a profile!

English Name: Crystal Destiny Hayden (Drew's last name has officially been changed to "La Rousse." Creative? Nope.)

Japanese Name: Chikane Hayato

Alternate Name(s): Crystie (In English), Chika-san, Destiny

Hometown: Hearthome City

Hair Color: A really light lime green (almost like Drew's, but there's a picture of her if you can't think of it.)

Eye Color: Pink

Height: About Drew/Shuu's height, I think he's...maybe 5''00? She's just a little shorter than him.

Weight: You should NEVER ask a girl that because it's rude but eh...average.

Date of Birth: November 2nd (Yes, I gave her my birthday...so whut? xD)

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Chinese Zodiac: Dog (I think. Not that sure...)

Birthstone: Topaz/November Birth Stone

Age: 16, but it changes in fanfiction (Drew is older than her by a couple of months but they are still always the same age)

Relative(s): Drew/Shuu (cousins - have a older brother/little sister relationship)

Favorite Pokemon: Poochyena (even though she isn't a trainer yet, she owns a pet Poochyena.)

Shugo Chara: Shizuna

Character Transformation: Character Transformation: Soothing Melody!

Favorite Color(s): Lime green and pink

Personality: She is very shy and sweet, sometimes timid. Almost the exact opposite of her cousin Drew (even though he has a sweeter side). She was normally at home as a cook when her father was out at work and she is very loving and caring towards her friends. She's not that intelligent of the real world as she had never really experienced a Pokemon journey as her cousin did. She normally knows what to do in rough situations since she had dealt with some of them at home herself for living in a big city such as Hearthome. (Just as Drew is from a big city, La Rousse.) She is fond of white roses just as Drew is fond of red roses.

Background Story: She was born in a large city of Hearthome and lost her mother just when she was 8 years old and lives with her single father. She had never been on a Pokemon journey since she dares not to leave her father alone in the home and she serves as a cook for him while he is out at work. She is very likable among men even though she doesn't like the attention very much...and apparently neither does her cousin, Drew. She has been very close with Drew ever since they were little and they share basically everything together no matter what. When she was just 13 she was introduced to May from Drew and instantly became best friends with her. She continues on living in Hearthome City with her father with rare visits from Drew and sometimes May. She has no knowledge of Ash and the others and as soon as she reached the age of 14 she met a boy named Barry, a hyperactive, hasty boy who seemed to have a rough attitude most of the time. She nutured him after finding him lone on the road with a high fever when he said he was only going to Hearthome City to battle Fantina (who her mother happened to be very close with) and she had offered to take care of him for a couple of days. As soon as he left, however, she had ran into a rather - strange and handsome boy named Kaori, though she was unaware of his assistance with Team Galactic as a Commander. (Thus, him being known as Saturn.) She disliked the fact of him following her whenever she went somewhere and this went on for quite a while before she became a Sinnoh-singing sensation! Also a gifted pianist as well. She is not aware of her connection with the legendary Pokemon Cresselia and Team Galactic is currently after her - and her ability to understand Pokemon's feelings as well.

Her Shugo Chara! Background Story: As for her Shugo Chara counter part, she is known as Chikane Hayato and is good friends with Amu and Kukai. She had longed to become a gifted singer and pianist, just like her favorite singer: Utau. Her inspiration. After discovering an egg under her pillow one night (just as Amu and the others did) she soon met a Chara named Shizuna - a melodic, beautiful singer and talented piano player. She had promised to make Chikane the next big singing sensation right next (or even above) Utau. And she had made that promise come true. She soon became a guardian when they needed a lieutanent. As an assistant, her job was to help search for the Embryo and purify X Eggs along with the group...and maybe fall in love with somebody as well. And maybe...trying mischievious ways in getting Nagehiko(sp?...) and Rima together wouldn't hurt, too, wouldn't it? (MORE info soon to come!)

Couples:

Pokemon:
Shuu/Haruka
-Okay, so this is my favorite couple in Pokemon. Please don't ask me why exactly, I guess it's because it's really obvious that it's one-sided. Think of it, Drew giving the roses, May catching them and blushing...all of it is one sided.

Shinji/Hikari
-Honestly, this was the first couple that ever came into mind ever since Dawn and Paul debuted. I thought the idea was cute and yet unlikely, but I still have hope for it to be sure. I think that the gestures between Paul and Dawn are really funny to watch because Dawn gets riled up whenever Paul acts disobidient or doesn't remember her name. I don't know. I think it's just cute to watch. I know this pairing is hated among Pearlshippers and Penguinshippers, and heck, even the yaoi people would hate this pairing. But I think this might have a chance, might. But some parts of me highly doubts it too...I know I'm confusing. =_=

Kengo/Hikari
-I really, really used to hate this couple but it grew on me. I just didn't like Kenny's character that much. I thought the idea of childhood rivalry/friendship/romance was a sudden twist in Pokemon. Kenny might have the potential of winning Dawn's heart, but so many pairings are in the way. -sigh- I also honestly don't know who to pair Dawn up with. There's so many pairings I like with her.

Satoshi/Kasumi
-Well, it's classic for one thing. All my friends that aren't really Pokemon fans anymore liked Pokemon because of Ash and Misty romance. It's pretty obvious that Misty has a thing for Ash and since Ash was so stubborn to give his lure that she gave him to Dawn, it was pretty obvious that he liked the lure and possibly Misty, too. I understand a lot of people don't like Misty that much because of her stubbornness. But hey! ALL of us are really stubborn, you can't just hate a girl for that. And, watch out Ash! You better not any girl get near you because, she has a mallet!

Chikane/Jun (OC pairing)
-If you haven't found out already, I am a huge Barry fan. I think he needs a lot more love than he does right now. I love seeing him in the games and even though Twinleafshipping is cute I thought that an OC would be the better fit for him, so I came up with Crystal Destiny Hayden. She has various nicknames, coming from Crysie, Chika-san, Dessy, Des, and hey! Maybe you can find more. Ooh! I found another one. The CHIK-sta! I really like that one!!

Naruto:
NaruHina
-I honestly don't know what to say. Ever since Hinata's confession, I fell drop dead to the floor. I was that happy about it. But then, Pain goes and ruins it all?! That literally pissed me off. I hate Naruto and Sakura together so don't dare bug me with that crap. NaruSaku is more of a friendly relationship then a actual lovey dovey relationship. That's for NaruHina only. It's the way to go. Plus, Hinata's my favorite character in the whole show.

NejiTen
-What's not to love about this couple? It's freaking adorable!! I mean, LeeTen? Hell no. I hate Lee with a great passion and he's much better off being bisexual or something. I honestly don't give a crap about him. He could try and win Sakura's heart, yeah...but not, and I repeat, not Tenten's!!

SasuSaku
-My fucking OTP in Naruto! Thanks to my SasuSaku-obsessed friends on youtube. I mean, it's so cute! A lot of my real life friends hate Sasuke but I really don't care... I don't hate Sasuke or Sakura for that matter but I don't like 'em either, so why not jab them together?! They look so cute, and Sasuke doesn't deserve to be gay for his own brother. I hate Uchiha-cest! It's so gross! -ugh- Well, there's not much more to say about this couple but it's really, really, obvious! I mean, LOOK AT ALL THE MOMENTS IN THE FUCKING ANIME.

ShikaIno/Tema
-Not really my favorite, but I'm in a bind between Ino and Temari. I think ShikaIno AND ShikaTema both look cute together. Wouldn't you say so? I mean... there's no point in fighting about it because I believe that they both have a strong chance of happening...there's not much to say about those guys...Poor Shikamaru, he's in a bind too.

Shugo Chara:
Amuto
-Can anyone say, canon?! THE AMUTO KISS IN EPISODE 102 AND THE HUG IN EPISODE 100 WAS SO CUTE! I love their new transformations too, and I can't wait for Ikuto to come back in Shugo Chara Party. But I hate the "party" at the beginning of Shugo Chara Party. I want the actual fucking show. Don't you? Doesn't it get on your fucking nerves? It does to mine! I mean really, a PARTY? Ugh...that's the worst "improvement" they've ever made for an amazing anime like Shugo Chara.

RimaHiko
-It's so cute. I mean, Rima and Nagehiko have some liking towards each other although Rima seems to get along more with Nagesheko and not Nagehiko. Yeah, it's confusing to me too but we might as well deal with it. When I found out Nagehiko was a guy was like FDFDs;fKDSjfLKDJ:LKDFJ:LSD:FKDJSFDLKDSF HOLY SHIT REALLY? Haha.

Kutau
-It's seemingly unlikely at first but then a lot of moments started coming out about them. I think they look absolutely adorable together as much as I don't like Utau that much but I don't hate her. I just think she kind of acts like Misa when she's with Light. They kind of look alike too...

Bleach:
IchiRuki
HitsuHina
-Erm, honestly, I don't watch Bleach that much so I honestly can't tell you why I like these couples, I guess I think they just fit. As much as I think IchiRuki looks a lot like NaruSaku, I like it. HitsuHina? Definetely another NaruHina. I think it's adorable. ;3

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:
Haruhi/Kyon
Mikuru/Itsuki
-I dunno what to say about these couples either. They just make sense to me is all. Haruhi Suzumiya is a short series and it's on its second season right now and it took a long time for it to come out but whatever. The anime is funny, the couples are cute, what else is there to say?

Teen Titans:
Robin/Starfire
-Two words: IT'S CANON!!

Raven/Beast Boy
-If you haven't guessed already I love Raven and Beast Boy not only as characters, but as a couple. I loved watching Teen Titans while it was still on the run and I wished they continued it. It was such a good show and I still watch it at times.

Cyborg/Bumble Bee
-Um...it's just cute? I dunno, I like it when they give each other nicknames. "Sparky." Haha.

Jinx/Kid Flash
-They're already "dating." So that's pretty much good enough to say.

Hannah Montana:
Loliver/LillyxOliver
-It's already happened from the last time I even watched the show. They're the only reason why I even watch Hannah Montana. I honestly hate her with a great passion, even more than the Jonas Brothers...-_- But Lilly and Oliver are unimaginably cute together. I might think of writing something on them, who knows...it may seem a little awkward for me since it'd be the first time writing about "real life" people like Mitchel Musso and Emily Osment. But hey! THEY ARE CUTE TOGETHER. :S

Wizards of Waverly Place:
Justin/Juliet
-Possibly the only girlfriend he could have, I don't like him with anyone else other than Juliet. Dunno why, though. But I mean, come on, ALEX and JUSTIN are FREAKING BRO/SIS. So what if it's just a show and they're not related in real life? It's still...g-gross to imagine! Justin with anyone else just kind of gets me. I might make him my own character he could be with but Juliet seems like the right person for him. Although she's a vampire, but who cares...he's a wizard.

The Suite Life:
Not really any, it depends. Watching Zack flirt with Maddie back in the days was funny, but now it's hard for him to find a girlfriend and yet Cody has one? Pshaw. Come on, Zack! You're a charmer, go find yourself a girlfriend.

Ben 10:
It depends for me. Ben/Julie and Gwen/Kevin look cute. I know it sounds weird to most of you but I haven't watched Ben 10 in a while and I don't like Alien Force all that much. Roflmao. But at least Ben and Gwen are all grown up now. Hehe, it's kind of cute to see and stuff. Anyways...

Pairings I support mildly:

Jun/Hikari
-Particularly in the games, I don't like it that much in the anime. Barry is one of my all time favorite characters and I love seeing him in the game as I said sometime earlier. I dunno, it just looks cute. I wish they mentioned them being childhood friends in the anime instead of him not remembering her. That kind of made me sad. But it's funny to watch Dawn get angry.

Satoshi/Haruka
-Eh, bite me. This totally clashes with Contestshipping but recently I started to think that this couple wasn't so bad. I just prefer, much prefer Contestshipping. You can pair up Ash with just abot any girl. I mean really, that's starting to make him look like some sort of player... but he doesn't even realize it, now, does he?

Pikachu/Togepi
-The only PokemonxPokemon couple I like... BunearyxPikachu is an acception of course. Not much I can really say...:Hint: Pokeshipping :Hint:.

Satoshi/Hikari
-I really, really actually hate this couple with a fiery passion but there are some cases when I do like it. Like in well-written AshxDawnxPaul love triangles or AMVs. That's pretty much it. I don't know what else to say about it but I can't stand this couple most of the time. Especially when it comes to fanfics when the plot isn't thoroughly thought out. Yes, I'm paranoid with this couple. Very paranoid.

Reiji/Hikari
-Yes, another Dawn pairing. If you don't know, Reggie is Paul's older brother. He's seventeen if you're wondering. I know it sounds...weird but I think it's kind of cute looking. Paul not might show that much interest in Dawn but Reggie seems to take a large amount of liking to her. What do you think?

Shigeru/Hikari
-ANOTHER Dawn pairing? Yes, I know what you're thinking, when will it end?! Never! This girl is a heartbreaker, ain't she? So why not go with another heartbreaker otherwise known as Gary Oak? Well, he's not really a heartbreaker but in most fanfics he is. He's hot and he may take a large liking towards Dawn. Dawn has a crush on him already especially when it comes to the poetry.

Shigeru/Kasumi
-Yay! -sigh- No more Dawn pairings! At least...for now. -gasp- But anyway, a lot of people think the idea of Gary and Misty together is rather scary, but I gave it a chance and thought it looked unbelievably sweet. Gary can be there for her when Ash isn't there, can't he? But he's in Sinnoh too so that would be hard...

TadAmu
-It's also canon, and I thought them dating was cute and it got Ikuto all jealous. And what can I say? I'm a sucker for jealousy in anime. -shot-

Tadyaya
-This may sound strange to most of you but it isn't that bad. I see a lot of AMV work with this couple actually so...

Kukyaya
-Look above. xD

KukAmu
-Yeah, I don't like this couple all that much because it totally clashes with two of my favorite pairings but hey, in some cases it's cute. I prefer it in a friendship kind of way.

SasoSaku
-Uh...I have no comment. -_-

GaarSaku
-Read above. xD

RenRuki
-This kind of reminds me a lot of NaruHina and this is my back up if IchiRuki doesn't happen. And plus, this couple ain't half bad. You gotta admit.

Crack Pairings I Support (xD):

Zero/Ikuto (Zeruto! :3)
Ikuto/Haruka
Ikuto/Hikari
Kukai/Haruka
Tadase/Kasumi
Shuu/Amu
Amu/Shinji
Satoshi/Rima
Utau/Shinji
Shinji/Ikuto (Something I made up! I hope I did at least. Doesn't it sound hooooooooooooooooooooooot? :D)
Shigeru/Haruka
Jun/Haruka
Naruto/Haruka
Sasuke/Hikari
Sasuke/Kasumi
Sasuke/Haruka
Neji/Haruka
Shinji/Haruka

-Okay, what to say about these couples? I think they're either fun to experiment with, or just plain out hot. I go for BOTH! :D

Those are all that I can remember off the top off my head when it comes to pairings. Hope that's okay with you! You can ask if I like a certian pairing, please don't feel offended if I say no...everyone has free opinions! :P

Favorite Characters In Pokemon:
Barry/Jun, May/Haruka, Dawn/Hikari, Misty/Kasumi, Ash/Satoshi, Drew/Shuu, Kengo/Kenny, Gary/Shigeru, Shinji/Paul, Jimmy/Kenta/Gold

Favorite Characters In Shugo Chara!:
Kukai Souma, Ikuto Tskiyomi, Tadase Hotori, Amu Hinamori, Utau Hoshina/Tsukiyomi, Ran, Yoru

Favorite Characters In The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya:
Itsuki Koizumi, Mikuru Asahina

Favorite Characters In Soul Eater:
DEATH THE KID!

Favorite Characters In Bleach:
Yoruichi Shihoin, Hinamori Momo, Rukia Kuchiki, Byakuya Kuchiki, Hitsugaya Toushiro, Ichigo Kurosaki

Favorite Characters In Naruto:
Hinata/Neji Hyuuga, Sasuke/Itachi Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Tenten, Temari of the Sand, Naruto Uzumaki, Gaara of the Desert

Favorite Characters In Teen Titans:
All of 'em, 'specially Beast Boy and Raven. 8D

Stories In The Works:

Monster

Based off the song, "Monster" by Meg and Dia. (NOT a song fic) Contestshipping, friendshippy Advanceshipping. After just a few incidents, it didn't take that long to realize that May was in love with two people. But she knew she can never be with either of them, a caring friend, an abusive boyfriend...

Unexpected Twist

After his parents revealing the true cause of La Rousse's sudden decline, Drew determined himself traveling through Johto in hopes of his family becoming more successful. Old rivals, new tricks, and devious plots have always been getting in his way, and he was yet unaware of how closely bonds will grow during this course of the Johto Grande Festival. As soon as he realizes that he had fallen in love with his first true rival, he realizes that some things are more important than fame and fortune...especially when he discovers that her family was behind the whole economic decline. As they discover more to their personal lives and true intentions, will they accept each other as well as keeping their relationship secret? Not AU, fits into canon. Contestshipping, Brunetteshipping - mentions of Sinnoh League...with a slight chance of an OCshipping.

When A Guy Loves You

May's noticed Drew acting strange lately during their meetings in the Johto region. At the utmost courtesy, she goes to Dawn for boy advice, and recieves the most odd response, seemingly out of character for the likes of Drew. What's a girl to do when the most arrogant rival has got a crush on you? How does the girl respond? Contestshipping, of course!

Not Meant To Happen

The very fateful night when his fiance had left him for another man, he found himself wandering around the cold streets of La Rousse as he soon began to realize that the person he had been in love with was next to him all along, but he was too blind to see it... Is it all too late? Contestshipping, once again, of course! AU, rated for hot situations.

Eccentric Mind

AU; Julie/Ben - 'Way out of my league,' he chuckled inwardly as his emerald orbs shone with pure hatred. 'If I even consider it my whole reputation would be brought down,' She was of no interest to him; why even think of it? His job was to simply to make her feel unwelcome on his kingdom, this campus. Mercilessly. However, Gwen and Kevin had better not be in his way...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Errrr...that's REALLY dumb. Why put that there? UGH.)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist. (Well, technically I'm born in the North. But I grew up mostly in the South, so...yeah.)

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

1. Your real name

Samia

2. Your nobody name (mix up the letters of your first name and add an 'x' where you think it should go)

Amxias

3. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters of your name plus 'izzle')

Samizzle

4. Your detective name (your fave colour, your fave animal)

Lime Green Kitty...o_o

5. Your soap opera name (your middle name, the street you live on)

Don't really have a middle name, but I'll call myself Crystal Vernon. (I'm taking Crystal's name...haha.)

6. Your Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name)

Matsa

7. Your superhero name (your second fave colour, your fave drink)

Crystal Blue Water

8. Your witness protection name (the middle names of your parents)

Don't have middle names.

9. Your Goth name ('Black' plus the name of one of your pets)

Black Stella...I actually like that, though Stella flew away five years ago.

Note From The Author:

Hey guys! Thanks so much for stopping by on my profile. Now all I have is one last wish to fulfill my desires, and that is to read and review my stories! I know, they're possibly not all that great but if you give me some feed back or something then that would be great! I just don't want comments going like "Oh, nice story, update please!" Or "PLEASE HURRY UP AND UPDATE!" and spam me with stuff like that. No one likes those kinds of reviews. Long and specific reviews are the best! Well, they don't have to be long, just specific. Am I making sense? =P

Anyways...there's nothing more to say but I hope you look forward to my stories. Want me to update? Review. That's the main objective for writers like us. It makes us feel motivated! I review stories, too. So you should hopefully expect reviews in your stories...

Samia-chan