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Author has written 16 stories for Ben 10, Total Drama series, Twilight, Teen Titans, Chaotic, Heroes, and Fusion Fall. hello, people with computers! I am the alienphantom!! fav shows: TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND and Teen Titans. Naruto and Ben 10, to a lesser extent. I am awsome encyclopedia of random facts. To anyone interested, her's what Jamie looks like. --> http://www.tektek.org/avatar/23781669 Here's Kayla, Jamie's girlfriend--> http://www.tektek.org/avatar/23380678 And here's Cameron, our main villan-camper--> http://www.tektek.org/avatar/23381545 Here's Shane, the hyper-ist guy in the story --> http://www.tektek.org/avatar/23382148 And here's Nicki --> http://www.tektek.org/avatar/23382817 Ladies and Gents, I give you...Effie! http://www.tektek.org/avatar/23782522 Hilarious things 2 do in Wal-Mart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" Difference between a friend and a best friend: A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're perverted and proud (lol), copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends don't really like Danny Phantom and make fun of you for it, but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile. DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP111111111 Last Camper (from the pwnsome story, Total Drama Comeback!!) Parody of Rockstar by Nickelback I’m getting off this ferry to this ugly island. With the promise that I could win a hundred grand. To be shackled up with twenty-two other teens. (Why’d I sign up for this?) The food here could kill with so much as a whiff. And the first challenge is to leap off a cliff. I swore, I could see the teeth on those sharks gleam. (Almost became dinner there.) I’m shoving a crate across a mile-long beach So to Chris Maclean, I gotta beseech We don’t really wanna die So don’t serve us dinner, please. (I’m sure mine just moved.) So it’s Screaming Gophers verses Killer Bass Both praying this day won’t be our last. The Boat of Losers is the last place you wanna be. (And you can’t come back, ever.) I won’t be the one walking the Dock of Shame Rather go down with glory with a burst of flame CHORUS 'Cause we all just wanna be the last camper Might be bossed around by queen bee Heather The girl called Courtney was a C.I.T. And the R.C.M.P. is after crazy Izzy And we'll party on with our man Geoff Try to comfort Sadie when Katie left. And Trent’s giving Gwen that longful stare Lindsay desperately tries to make up her hair. Hey eh, I’ll be the last camper Hey eh, I’ll be the last camper So I confess my feelings to the Confessional Can hoping that marshmallow is thrown into my hand. I did my best and I hope my team realizes that (Cuz I can’t come back, ever.) Try to cook a meal during a food fight Try to stay up late for four straight nights Explosions and bears and I still can keep on my hat. (Never leave home without it.) I won’t be the one walking the Dock of Shame Winning’s the one and only reason that I came. CHORUS 'Cause we all just wanna be the last camper. I won’t let a body-cast be a damper. ‘Nother sick challenge, ‘nother marshmallow Unless Owen ate ‘em all, which feels hollow. And we’ll go surfing with Bridgette I tried to swim until the leeches bit Justin takes off his shirt and I can’t help but stare. Who’ll throw up first during the Triple Dog Dare? And while Chef howls away at the moon The final marshmallow will be received soon. Noah rolls his eyes while he reads his book. Duncan scares his team silly with a hook. Hey eh, I’ll be the last camper The number of campers is dropping like a stone Won’t be long until I will be all alone. I’ll miss my friends who did their very best. But in the end, I’ll be the only one left. CHORUS We all wanna be the last camper. Got a cliff or a pit, I’ll be the first jumper You haven’t seen tough ‘till you seen Eva. Before he left, Harold kissed Leshawna! Did you know a serial killer’s loose? DJ’s freaking out though it’s all a ruse. The dodge ball players are mashed against the wall. With Tyler’s whirlwind and Cody’s static ball. You see, Beth brought about a curse of doom And Ezekiel learned not to speak too soon. Actions and words can bring your demise. It’ll provoke a lot of angry e-mail replies. Hey eh, I’ll be the last camper Hey eh, I’ll be the last camper! When you can live forever, what do you live for? - Edward Cullen Twilight theme songs: Edward- Kryptonite by Three Doors Down Jacob- Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup Bella- Miracle by Casacada Carsile- How To Save A Life by ?? Emmet- Headstrong by Trapt Rosalie- Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me by ?? Alice- Thanks For The Memories by Click 5 Jasper- Emotional Rollercoaster by ?? Esme'- Soccer Mom by The Mall Rats EdwardxBella- Juliet by LMNT If you're a dude and you still like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. ╔═╦╗╔╦═╦╦╗Put this on ur Punk doesn't mean you are part of a washed up band Punk doesn't mean you are a guitar playing alcoholic Punk doesn't mean you don't have high expectations for yourself Punk doesn't mean you do drugs Punk is fun Punk is rockin' music Punk is neat clothes Punk is grand Grand and colorfull Colors that's speak without words Punk is just a noun Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. 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1. Blackened Mirrors » reviews*Based off The McClain School for Extraordinary Individuals* The Future. We hope for it, ponder it, and prepare for it. When faced with the results our own choices, how many of us could stand to face the monster in the mirror?Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-21-10 - Published: 8-19-10 - Chris M.2. Welcome To The Family » reviewsWell, brother, I think you'll see things my way soon enough." Ben shouted in distress as the creeping slime approached his elbow. "Welcome to the family" His Fusion said with a sinister grin.Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-15-10 - Published: 3-17-103. Chaotic Control » reviewsThey become creatures to battle. Access their memeories. Become them. What happens, when they become you?Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 1-18-094. Ben 10: Evolutions » reviewsThe Highbreed threat is over, the world is saved, and Ben has a new set of aliens. What next? Read on to find out!Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Ben T. & Julie Y.5. Heroes, Volume 4: Redemption » reviewsA gathering storm on the horizon. Answerless questions. Sinister shadows. A fight for survival.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-15-09 - Peter P. & Hiro N.6. One Super Summer :or: Total Drama Powers » reviewsKids from all over, with special powers, will be put to the test to see who can win 10,000,000 dollars! Who will win? Find out on Total...Drama...Island! Applications, closed!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,422 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 12-11-087. The Night Duncan Went Crazy reviewsA hilarious, if a bit late, Christmas song for TDI. A parody of Weird Al, something that's probably never bem done before! XDTotal Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-09 - Duncan & Courtney - Complete8. Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers reviewsWhen Evil attacks, who will save us? The Emo Rangers!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-099. Helping Out reviewsWell, we all have had moments where we think the charecters in our favorite shows need some help figuring something out. Well, that's what Warp is here for. Check out how he helps the Titans along.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-08 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete10. Small Towns, Book 1: First Blood » reviewsSmall towns, innocent in their anominity, hide deep, dark secrets. Monsters are real, as Cody finds out...all too real.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 10-2-0811. Totally Dramatic Love reviewsA series of M one-shots which each focus on a couple from TDI. I've already made the first one, but I'm taking requests for the others. i.e situations, order the couples appear...Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-14-0812. TDI New Faces » reviewsNew campers, secrets, and new challenges. Just what is the secret of the new campers Cody different one and Jessica? Find out inside.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 8-3-0813. Hero Acadamy » reviewsBen has just been accepted into the Galactic Hero Acadamy. Prepare for comedy, danger, action, and maybe a little romance?Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 6-4-08 - Ben T.14. Numb reviewsKevin's mind set after " Framed"Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-08 - Kevin - Complete15. Ghost of a mind reviewsGhostfreak. I must get out.Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete
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