| iBlametheNargles |
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Peter Pan, and Glee. Bonour, Je m'appelle Elizabeth. :o) Hey, my bio always seem to really fail at life I mean really, how hard is it to write about ones self? Gahh! I suppose I'll simply do the basic format for this. Basics: Name: Elizabeth. Age: 14 almost 15 Location: In your pants... Currnet Obbsession: OMFGOMGOMGOMFG!!1! GLEE!! Appearance: Longish brown hair. Grey eyes... I'm vegetarian... if anyone cares. I'm a Harry Potter nerdfighter. Ships: Marauders Era: L/J Some R/S ...not alot...not a huge slash fan. Current: H/G R/Hr. D/Hr. R/T Next Gen. T/V L/S I want to be on Broadway. I love Finchel. And btw, Twilight fails. That's all. Here are some copy and pastes. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction and Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, iBlametheNargles This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! If you've ever tripped over yourself, copy this into your profile. If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 persent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Copy and paste this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. If you accept God, he will give new light to your life, new hope. All you have to do is believe that He died on the cross because he loves you, and you can live for eternity with Him. If you are a proud Christian copy and paste this on your profile, and do not reject God. If you try him, and do reject him, it's ok. The Devil will always take you back. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 3) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 4) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 5) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 6) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 7) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 8) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 9) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 10) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 11) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 12) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Slytherin 13) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 14) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 15) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 16) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 17) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 18) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 19) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 20) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 21) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 22) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 23) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 24) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 25) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 26) "Write the fortunes for the fortune cookies" is not a career choice 27) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God | |||||||||
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