Hey everyone!

About me:
Name: Wan-Ling/Michelle/Chelle Tsai (Take your pick)
Sex: Female
Race: Chinese
Age:15
Current location: Taiwan
Hair color: Black (Though it's getting bleached by the sun)
Eye color: Chocolate brown
Birthdate: 20 August 1993
Facts: I'm sort of like a chinese Bella, I can't walk on a flat surface without finding something, mainly myself, to trip over.
I like doing sports, dispite my klutziness.
I love reading, writing and drawing.
I like to sing and I use to play guitar and piano, but I had to stop.
I love going sugar high! It's so fun! Although people think I'm mad and send the nice people in white jackets and big nets after me...
I'm a crazy person as you can clearly see and is in LOVE and completely OBSESSED with vampires and werewolves.
I'm a gothic lolita. And I love to shop!

Favourite:

Books:

Twilight series
Harry Potter series
Wuthering Heights
Pride and Prejudice
Sense and Sensibility
Jane Eyre
Dracula
Uninvited
The Darkangel series
The Vampire Diaries series
Artemis Fowl series
Gothic
Poltergeist sesries
Nightwatch series
Golden Compass series
Darren Shan series
Demonata series
Fire Theif series
Ragwitch
The Pricess and the Captain
Wave Runners series
The Riddler's Gift
The Vampyre
The Declaration

My collection is still growing! I LOVE reading!

Movies:

TWILIGHT!!
Pride and Prejudice
Bride and Prejudice
Click (I actually cried in the last part, pathetic I know)
Harry Potter
Jumper
Step Up 1, 2
Sydney White
30 Days of Night
Doom
I am Legend
Underworld
Resident Evil
Dodgeball
National Treasure 1, 2
Unleashed
Troy
Tomb Raider 1,2
Mr and Mrs Smith
Freaky Friday
Pirates of the Carribean 1,2,3
The Day After Tomorrow
Constatine
Transformers

Whole lot more, but I can't remember them.

Quotes:

Whoever said money can't but happiness, doesn't know where to shop

I have A.D.H.D and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!

It's no irritable grizzly

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb

Touch me and I'll bite you ~ Haha I say that when some guys looks at me funny

You are exactly my brand of heroine

I have an ouchy ~ My personal Emmett like friend said that and sent me into a laughing fit

I was just wondering why you stabbed him, not that I object

Yesterday was history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is gift
That's why it's called the present.

Darkness is an essence of the heart.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables. What does a humanitarian eat?

You will never be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

Friends ask why you cry.
BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.
No questions asked.

A best friend is someone who will pick you up if you are down and if he/she can't pick you up, he/she will lie down beside you.

Whe life gives you lemons, bust out the TEQUILA AND SALT!!

I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every moment of it.

The only people you need in your life are the people who need you in yours.

I may look safe, but once I get you alone...I'll eat you.

Animal:
I adore wolves and dogs.

Color:
It varies from day to day. I tend to dress to my favourite color on the day.

Season:
Spring

Food:
PIZZA!

Drink:
Anything as long as it quenches the thirts... AND gets me completely sugar high!

Music:
I love all music! And most artists! Some of them just aren't that... appealing?

Place:
High in a tree branch reading or watching a sun set

Peoms and Random junk

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf police heard the noise,
and ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blindman,
he saw it too.

Friendship prayer:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the idiot who ruined your day and may his arms be too short to scratch... Amen

Goofy pictures, crazy times, my brothers and sisters at heart, you are forever my partners in crime

I have a few things to ask...

1. What is beta?
2. What are polls?
3. What are PMs?
4 How do you add photos etc to your profile?

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kick out of her home, because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister sho holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital, because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from my two fathers, who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hung up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if i want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother, because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman
I am the domestic-violence survivior who has no support system to turn to, because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son, because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT's stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty, because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to died, because two straight me wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.
--IF YOU THINK THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG, THEN REPOST THIS--

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.

Copy and Paste

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (Uniqueness!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Of, sit)
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (all of my friends are insane and we're proud of it!)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliche, Rachel_Ray93. aliceTHEmerpire, Jacob4eva
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Flotsum)
If you're a proud stalker and obssed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. (Jinx)
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

Some Random Funny stuff!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!
Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
If something goes without saying, why do people say it?
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
I ran with scissors and lived! (I seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I'm gonna miss you.
I only have PMS on days that end in 'Y'
I'm only horny on days that end in 'Y'
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO (does anyone get it...?)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The-rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Life is like a box of chocolates-you never know what you're gonna get.
Oh, did you call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful-thank you so much for the compliment
Shuts don't go up, PRICES DO
So I'm not cool, am I? I'm down with that. Cool is another word for cold, and the opposite of cold is hot. Yeah, I know I'm hot-thanks for acknowleging it."
I won't shut up, I GROW UP! And when I look at you, I THROW UP!

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Ask before they take your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you go hungry.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad and pops.

FRIENDS: Help you when you trip.
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you then trip you again.

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is the cold hard truth!

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying: "Man we fucked up...Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

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