“All right grunts, listen up! You’re the laziest, sloppiest bunch o’ momma’s boys wot ever stuck their plastic heads out of a combat platoon playset. But if you pay real close attention to me, a coupla you just might make it through this boot camp and into the real army. Where you’ll probably get blasted to bits or turned into a steaming puddle of plastic. This ain’t fun and games, this is war!"

-Sarge talking to Green Army recruits

meh, write what you know.