Evita the Akita
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since: 09-24-07, id: 1383452, Profile Updated: 03-17-12
country: USA
Author has written 27 stories for Pushing Daisies, RENT, Sweeney Todd, Talented Mr Ripley, Shakespeare, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Star Trek: 2009, In the Heights, Heroes, Torchwood, Watchmen, American Idiot, Spring Awakening, Thor, X-Men: The Movie, Avengers, and Firefly.

Evita the Akita here. I love to write, and I love to write fanfiction, therefore I am here right now. My best friend/twin sister/Johnny to my Jimmy is Jodie-of-Suburbia. Read her stuff because she is awesome and go find us on Tumblr (snafflebithumptywink and bingerdinkhumpydunky).


Me in Other Places:

Real Life: Hadley

Tumblr: snafflebithumptywink

youtube: jonesiantojones

Twitter: starkravingnerd

Things I Love (in no particular order): Remus freaking Lupin, the Reverend Strychnine Twitch, aerial ballet a.k.a. flippy shit, Rufus Wainwright's wardrobe, the Chicago theatre scene, The History Boys, boys with blue hair, old movies, Eames from Inception, awards shows, TARDIS...es, Wales, Loki's bitchface, H. M. Murdock, science fiction, South Africa, Lin-Manuel Miranda, my iPods named Bellamy and BJ, fencing, eloquent people saying ridiculously immature things, David Tennant's giant eyes and ruffly hair, Alan Cumming's name, swingsets, tennis (but only if Nadal's playing), GREEN DAY GREEN DAY GREEN DAY, George Harrison (R.I.P.), my sophomore year lunch table, Manu Chao's hats, Detective Sergeant James Hathaway, Matt Bellamy's vibrato, sequin resurrection, being unioronically enthusiastic about stuff, Ellen DeGeneres, Mackenzie Crook's adorable niceness, celtic punk, croutons, Sheldon Cooper, hot opera singers, Lady GaGa, Joe Walker's abs, my adopted "children" from the grade below me, Emerson Cod, British murder mysteries, Joey Richter's jaw, Papageno, the evolution of Davey Havok's hair, DJ Roomba, Red Vines, anyone played by Kristen Wiig, gay couples with cute kids, The Dark Lord Tony Vincent (all hail) and his hairless cat, Jack Harkness' coat, old books and how they smell, Max from The Book Thief, the three lesser Mythbusters, Merry and Pippin, owls, Adrien Viedt's hair, Blarfengar Blarfengar, french musicals, Scottish Quidditch players, Blue the guitar, DanSchach, SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH, Berger from Hair, the Nac Mac Feegle, Mark Rylance's talent, gay subtext, Piragua Guy, Italian food, Spike the vampire, stagedoors, Liz Lemon, chocolate milk (bitch), revolutionary Frenchboys, A Single Man, Saint Jimmy's glitter and bitchin pants, Tom Hiddleston's intelligence, Liam Dryden's hair, the Scarf of Sexual Preference, high-functioning sociopaths (do your homework), my bands The Blueberry Scones and The Union Jills, Alfred Hitchcock, not being a part of the redneck agenda, Prawns, gingers, Tennessee Williams, PBS, Joe Moses' panda hat, Chuck Taylor All-Stars, waffles AND pancakes, Hayao Miyazaki, Christian and Gloria, any movie with Jimmy Stewart in it, mysterious ticking noises, Penelope Cruz, Mohinder's reh-SEARCH, Drexel University and their squash courts, STRATFORD STRATFORD STRATFORD, my bass Maria (NOT THE FISH), Meekakitty's random noises, any incarnation of Billy Elliot, Mozart's laugh, Will's couch of angst, Spock, New Zealand's existence, Jack Skellingtion, sassy drag queens, Gordon Ramsay's insults, anything associated with Johnny Depp, Stefon, Tyler Brunsman's voice, classic/conventionally Broadway musicals, creepy/rock/generally un-Broadway-like musicals, cold beans, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, doing stuff IN A BAUX, Patrick Wilson's constant nudity, Harpo Marx, decorative vegetables, fighting AIDS in any way possible (even with zoo tokens), Quirrellmort, Mr. Mistoffelees, plot bunnies, Really?!?!?! with Seth and Amy, Robert Carlyle, heart grenades, well-done modern adaptations of Shakespeare, the Tunnel of Sketch (American Idiot stage left), depressing foreign films, inexplicable bunnies, Stacy and Clinton, innuendo, Disney animated features, Nosferatu, British humor, my tiny guitar amp named Tunny, Ianto Jones' coffee, hot Hawaiian dancers, and Sylar's eyebrows. There's probably more, but I think this is an adequate picture of me for the time being.



1. Bullet in the Brain Pan reviews
"We are neither of us whole in the head, both of us more whole in the heart than anyone credits. We're here right now only because his apathy finally ran out." Several years after the events of Serenity, the downward spiral of Jayne Cobb comes to an end. Gen.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-12 - Jayne & River - Complete
2. The Bargain reviews
Loki carries out his intended plans for Black Widow and Hawkeye, and Clint wakes just long enough to see his good work. AU; character death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-17-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
3. Innocent Evenings of Drinking » reviews
The various ups and downs of the lives of Xavier and Lensherr before they were X and Magneto. First Class based oneshot collection. Will contain drinking, swearing, angst, mentions of violence, and varying degrees of slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 8-19-11 - Published: 6-6-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C.
4. Those You've Known: American Idiot » reviews
"This is my rage. This is my love. This is my life." A collection of variously themed AI drabbles and doubledrabbles.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-19-11 - Published: 12-18-10
5. Ice Prince » reviews
He is made of peace and war, joy and despair, icy fear and flaming rage, tender love and bitter envy, harmless mischief and lethal lies. He is Loki Odinson, born a monster, raised a prince, and slowly becoming both.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-17-11 - Published: 5-13-11 - Loki
6. Light's Early Dawn reviews
What the Fourth of July looks like from the perspective of a high, rebellious, suburban Jesus. RATED for language and drug use as usual
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-11 - Johnny & St. Jimmy - Complete
7. Ashes reviews
"How could anything not be beautiful right now?" Johnny's thoughts after shooting up in the dark at a party. RATED for sexual references, language, and drug use.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-11 - Johnny & St. Jimmy - Complete
8. Anything Past Everything reviews
Ilse and Melchior make an agonizing discovery. RATED for self-inflicted violence, character death, and brief language
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-25-11 - Melchior G. & Moritz S. - Complete
9. Memorial reviews
Johnny's mental eulogy for Saint Jimmy. RATED for references to drugs, sex, alcohol, and violence.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-11 - Johnny & St. Jimmy - Complete
10. Salute to a Saint's Haircut reviews
In which Johnny is inebriated and has some pressing questions about half-shaved heads. Rated for language, drug references, and drunkenness.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-11 - St. Jimmy & Johnny
11. Breaking News reviews
Maybe he couldn't live with the sacrifice after all. RATED for violence, brief language, and sexuality.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-10 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
12. The Best Laid Plans reviews
This isn't how Captain John Hart imagined his own death, and he finds it rather pathetic. RATED for strong language and mentions of sexuality. Onesided JohnJack, mentions of prior JohnJack, brief mention of Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-10 - John H. - Complete
13. Sweet Dreams reviews
How is it that all my life, my dreams stay dreams while all my nightmares come true? Lydigar. Spoilers for The Art of Deception.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-10 - Edgar & Lydia - Complete
14. Running Away reviews
In between moments of panic, Sonny marveled at how adept his family seemed to be at losing people.
In the Heights - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete
15. Fire and Pain reviews
I Am Become Death: Gabriel's stream-of-consciousness after losing his son.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-09 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
16. Frozen reviews
Fluffy oneshot. It's the middle of winter, the heat's broken, and Sonny's stuck minding the store. Luckily, he has Pete to keep him warm. SLASH FLUFF. Usnavi also makes a brief appearance. Rated for brief language.
In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-09 - Complete
17. Let Me Forget reviews
At this moment, Captain Nero's life could not possibly be more perfect.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Nero - Complete
18. It'll Be Okay reviews
POEM: Angel can fix anyone's problems, if only a little bit, with a few kind words and a hug.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-09 - Angel D.
19. Foundling reviews
Billy Budd operaverse. A vignette on Billy's father and how Billy came to be 'found.'
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete
20. Eyes Closed and Lips Parted reviews
Mercutio and Benvolio wake up in the morning. Fluff ensues. Rated for nudity and general slashiness. Benny/Cutie
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-08 - Complete
21. Contrition and Comprehension reviews
This is set at the end of the movie. I know that everyone under the sun has done a fic like this, but I want to make my contribution. SLASH. NOT AU
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete
22. It Would Be Beautiful reviews
A poem set at the end of the movie. Yes. Peter dies. I'm sorry.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete
23. Shower reviews
He knew he shouldn't be doing this, but how couldn't he? CollinsAngel fluff! Rated for nudity and brief mild language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-16-08 - T. Collins & Angel D. - Complete
24. Letting Go reviews
Based on 2001 concert version. Even after seventeen years, Mrs. Lovett still misses her Albert sometimes. The boy unknowingly shows her how lucky she is. Not LovettToby! Merely a mother son relationship.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-08 - Complete
25. Who Am I? reviews
They are the things that people believe about him: the truths of Davey, and the lies of Pirelli.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-08 - Complete
26. La Vie Bohème reviews
Oneshot. Mark can't sleep on Christmas Eve, so he starts to film... preRENT, MarkMaureen, MarkRoger friendship only
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-07 - Mark C. - Complete
27. Christmas Eve at the Pie Hole reviews
It's Digby's turn to tell a story. Drabble. A little NedChuck with a very little onesided OliveNed. Emerson's in it too! Rated for mild language.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
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