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Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Diana Wynne Jones, and Discworld. - Sir Edmund Hillary So, Yeti, what on Earth is happening with your fics? I'm glad you asked, Anon, as now I have the perfect oportunity to tell you all about my excuse of the past year: HSC (those final highschool exams that the kids in Home and Away do). This is now OVER, which is good. This means Fic is Coming. So, you're actually going to finish Birds of a Feather? That's the plan. After I put the finishing touches on a few one-shots I've been working on for a while I will pour my heart, soul and bodily juices into getting the last four chapters of BoaF up, and then revamping the entire thing. I will NOT be making BoaF Canon-compliant, because that would be impossible, but I will be fixing up the more blatant parts where I am kicking my 14-yr-old self. I am actually you, so I know that BoaF is meant to have a sequel, is this happening? I have no idea, frankly. This is why BoaF has been taking so long - I've been playing around with different endings, one resolved, and one in preparation of having a sequel. The sequel has a lot of juice to it, and possibly even some Holly/Artemis, and for those reasons I would like to write it. However, with how BoaF stands, encroaching on its fourth year, I don't know if I should commit myself to another novel-length fic. What about Forty-Two? I want my dose of Artler loving! PTerry (or possibly GNeil) once said that if you don't know where a story is going after 10 000 words you'll never know where it's going. I have 20 000 words of 42 and... Well, I'm working on it. The Butler sections are coming along remarkably well, but there is, so far, no over-arching plot. Which really means There Is No Plot. It's sort of like there being No Spoon, but more problematic What's this Fanfic100 thing? Fanfic100 involves claiming a fandom/pairing and then writing 100 fics to 100 prompts. I have claimed both Artemis Fowl: General Series, and Discworld: Death, so expect 100 fics, ficlets and drabbles of those within the next six months or so. Wow! You've finally done what you've been threatening to do for years and branched beyond AF! Yes, I have, isn't it fun? The Big Project is, of course: The Chrestomanci Novel This is currently getting two hours of Planning per day. It's filled with Gods, Goddesses, kidnapping, merging worlds, and completely lacks in child genii. I have flipped through encyclopedias, raided gods from all major religions, and gained sufficient knowledge on various subjects in order to add to wikipedia. The Plan is to Finish BoaF tick, and then start on The Chrestomanci Novel. My Stepmum has orders to check on my progress, and so I will be forced to write 1500-2000 words/day for the 40 days after I finish sufficient planning so that I feel I can start writing and never stop. The Chrestomanci Novel should take me out December through Janurary. On this note, are there any Chrestomanci fans who'd like an unpaying job as ideas-beta? Chrestomanci and Discworld. Are there any other fandoms which should be warned of your coming? His Dark Materials (some ficlets and one-shots, as well as an Artemis/Will Parry slashfic), some Discworld Vimes fic, Howl's Moving Castle (also Diana Wynne Jones), and a few ficlets for The Sandman. And all those Artemis Fowl one-shots you promised months ago... One-shotting is fun, but takes a lot more out of me than novelling. (Weird, but true, because I spend a lot more time editting and playing with styles, formatting, and structure.) Some are coming, some are not, hopefully you'll like what does come, when it eventually comes. You can be sure of a co-write with Kitty Rainbow, a flik'd, fantastic Christmas Fic. We started it in 2002, but finally have the time, inclination and bullying power to actually finish it. Deck the halls with bowels of Holly is probably as tasteless as it gets. Anything else... Look both ways before crossing the road, and stop talking about The Bird Flu Pandemic as being inevitable. I'm also a mod on Criminality (http://criminality.popullus.net), which is a lovely AF fanfic archive, where we screen fics and have scary conversations in the forums. Go there, you shall find quality. We also need you to recommend any fics which you think are good enough to be archived on there. You can do this by sending an email to criminality-submit@popullus.net, by leaving a message on the Criminality yahoogroup (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/criminality/), or by leaving a message on the Criminality forums, (http://criminality.popullus.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi). Please do. (The Mary Sue Litmus Test can also be found at http://criminality.popullus.net/litmus_test.html) Come one, come all, to The Orion Awards -http://orionawards.cjb.cc. A sister-site to http://criminality.popullus.net and an extension of the Criminality crew's endevour to spread the news of quality Artemis Fowl fanfiction to the fandom. As the site is a WIP, we're doing a great deal of the work involved on ff.net and Criminality, hense the Orion Awards C2 group. With the Orion Awards we aim to acknowledge those fics which are the best in their genre or category, with a fair and comprehensive voting and judging system. Unfortunately, we don't know about the fics unless you tell us of your favourite as well as what category/ies you believe it best fits into, which you can do through email (to myself, or to Liz-Beth37) . If the fiction is archived on ff.net it will be added to the archive of the Orion Awards C2 group. In time there will be a on-site recommendation system, but until this occurs we would appreciate your emailed recommendations. The categories a fiction can be nominated for are as follows: Genre Type Single-Aspect People's Choice Thank you for your time. | |||||||||||
1. White Fox reviewsWill Parry has been tempted before, by a bright intelligence which lit the room. Artemis’s thoughts are as cool as ice, but Will is drawn again, like a kamikaze moth into the flame. [Xover His Dark Materials. Nom'd Best Crossover 2006 on Orion Awards.]Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-07 - Artemis F. - Complete2. Serendipity reviewsButler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. [Some ButlerOFC]Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-11-06 - Butler & Juliet B. - Complete3. Aquarium reviewsWhen the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-11-06 - Trouble K. & Holly S. - Complete4. Cricket reviews[CHRESTOMANCI] Grey on the cricket bat, crimson on the grass both brain and blood merged together on my whites. After Christopher leaves Penge School Oneir is left.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-21-06 - Complete5. Fire to Earth reviews[CHRESTOMANCI] Fire to Earth: The Journey of Cat. A story in four parts. Some CatTonino slash.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-06 - Complete6. Sunrise on the World's Edge reviews[CHRESTOMANCI In which there is family life, fluff, and rather tame sex in more worlds than you've lived in.] MillieChristopher Sometimes they walk together, turning into the Anywheres from around the vanity table.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-06 - Complete7. Dreamwalking reviews[HollyJuliet] I would tell you of my dreams, if only I knew whether you ask for my nightmares or my wishes.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-21-06 - Holly S. & Juliet B. - Complete8. Electric Clock in a Thunderstorm reviews[CHRESTOMANCI] A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put back together again. And sometimes stops, like an electric clock in a thunderstorm. Christopher expresses his pique.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-26-05 - Complete9. Heathens reviews[CHRESTOMANCI] Compared to the other girls at the South Stafford College for Young Ladies, Millie is a rich coffee brown.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-26-05 - Complete10. Discworld Drabbles and Shorts » reviewsHere I'm posting Discworld drabbles. Most were written for discworld100 challenges and prompts. Most Susan or Death drabbles.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-26-0511. Artemis Fowl Drabbles and Shorts » reviewsEre I be postin', arrh, all me Arty Fowl shorts and drabbles. None of which are written in Pirate, thankfully. Butlers, gen, some het of the AngelineTimmy and ArtyJuliet varieties, and JulietHolly femslash.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 11-11-0512. Dreaming of Cats reviews[Chrestomanci OneShot]. Cat dreams of Fiddle, and he stalks rats through the rafters. Fiddle dreams of magic, turning offal into salmon with the magic in his fingertips.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-05 - Complete13. Chrestomanci Universe Drabbles » reviewsHere I'm posting Chrestomanci Drabbles, usually 100 or 200 words long. Only Millie and Janet drabbles so far.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-20-05 - Published: 11-9-0514. Nebula Nostrum reviewsThe blackmail letter is quite specific, informing Lili Frond of the rendezvous location, that her new employer is Opal Koboi, and that a delicatenatured partnership is being offered. In spite of this, Lili still gets some nasty surprises.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-05 - Opal K. & Lili F.15. Frigid reviewsYEEEUUUUCCHHHH! BFW's reincarnated in Blue Yeti. I never want to see it again! I'm scarred for life. The Toaster. Alas, I join Toasty in chasteless Hell... Tyranny. Now you've heard the critics, judge this HollyArty with a difference for yourself.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-5-05 - Artemis F. & Holly S.16. Everyone Wants Artemis Fowl reviewsEveryone has a thing for Artemis Fowl, don't they? He's hardly given a moment to breathe, what with Holly and Butler and Mary Sue and Lobsters... A series of ten 100word drabbles.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-28-05 - Artemis F.17. Birds of a Feather » reviewsACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,113 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 9-10-02 - Artemis F.18. Harmatia and the Cold reviewsHolly, centuries into the future, reflects on the weather, genii, tragic falls, and Artemis.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-8-04 - Holly S. & Artemis F.19. Forty Two » reviewsHAITUS. Useless answers to questions asked, and those not asked. Which is more important – the question, or the answer? Which matters more – the past or the present? ArtemisButler novellengthArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-4-04 - Published: 10-21-03 - Butler & Artemis F.20. Genius Savant reviewsThey say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-2-04 - Artemis F. & Artemis F. Senior - Complete21. Over The Rainbow » reviewsA message to give; a night that shall never be day; a fight between what’s right and what’s right; a motorbike through Italy; a dream and a prayer; a broken man of broken hope, of broken dreams and mind; a wedding that isn’t there...Rainbow-colouredArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-22-0422. The Difference Between Truth and Dare reviewsAll fics with 'truth and dare' in the title have the characters getting roaringly drunk, playing spinthebottle, and admitting their deepest, darkest secrets. This is no different on that front... sort of anyway. [HollyRoot]Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-15-04 - Holly S. & Julius R.23. Lessons in Submission reviewsLessons in submission. The power play of the Artemis Fowls like what Opal Koboi did to her father, only slightly nastier. Timmy confronts Artemis about his relationship with Butler. [ArtemisButler]Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-14-04 - Artemis F. & Artemis F. Senior24. Life reviewsThree lives, three possibilities for life. Three chances, but no one ever knows that's the pattern. When chance is fated, and coincidence is the result of heavy planning. Sequel to 'Death', second in the Triangle ArcArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-27-04 - Holly S. & Trouble K.25. Third Time Lucky reviewsButler's died twice already, and has been brought back by Holly's magic both times. Now, postTEC, Holly gets a call to come Above, but... third time lucky, right? [Warning: issue of euthanasia, character death]Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-23-04 - Butler & Holly S.26. Fowl Fandom Boot Camp reviewsCivil war. A violent catastrophe that leaves no survivors unscathed. The worst thing that could happen to a fandom. Until they found out about Boot Camp. The Fandom has been transported to Neverland, for the craic (and flamingoes), because fighters for tArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-7-0327. Ceberus » reviewsMy protecter is my guardian, my guardian is my slave. An abstract take on AF, with the characters likened to Greek myth. Butler is Ceberus, guardian of the Underworld. Juliet is the Sphinx, causer of problems and guarder of secrets.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 8-9-0328. Death » reviewsCOMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 8-9-03 - Holly S. & Trouble K. - Complete29. The Grapevine reviewsThis is a milestone in AF fics. Chix Verbil, Casanunda of the Underground, is gay. Somethings are just so unbelievable that they are true by default, because no one would have the guts to think them up. But the Grapevine doesn't care about truths.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-29-03 - Trouble K.30. A Grubby Tale » reviewsDEAD. A story about Grub Kelp, told from the POV of Grub Kelp. And I do know how pathetic the title is. Pretty much all about Grub, Trouble, and with a side order of Mummy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-12-03 - Published: 3-29-03 - Trouble K. & Grub K.31. D'Arvit » reviews400 years ago, Captain Julius Root was a cheerful, joking man in his prime with a loving family and only the usual type of problems. What happened to make him the creature we know today? Could he possibly, just possibly, change back?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-12-03 - Published: 10-11-02 - Julius R.32. Genesis reviewsFoaly's really very special. He's got a lot of history he made history, just by existing. And he was the first, he was the start of a 'revolution'. Genesis. Rating for suicidesuicidal concept.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-5-03 - Foaly33. Hu Gardarn reviewsaka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-22-03 - Julius R. & Grub K.34. The Lost Discovered reviewsAfter Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-14-03 - Julius R.35. Without Complaint reviewsJulius Root's POV. Reflecting on life, aging, vitality, Holly, and those darned young fairies these days he was never so disrespectful.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-22-03 - Julius R. & Holly S.36. Trouble is in love and it's not with Holly reviewsGrub has some rather cute questions for his elder brother. You know... Those things which you just can't ask your Mummy. The title is a parody. [GrubTrouble, slash, incest]Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-10-03 - Grub K. & Trouble K.37. Genii Are Allowed to be Smug reviewsThis is a little piece of PWP Plot? What Plot? and I’m prou—very ashamed of that. Artemis. Angeline. Plotlessness. An electronics shop assistant. Bad Tshirts with corny slogans. Pointlessness. Smug genius. Painfulness. Vindictive Juliet. A trueArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-28-03 - Artemis F. & Angeline F.38. Duo Artemii reviewsEver wondered how Artemis and his father interact with each other? Do they talk criminal shoptalk? Are they all happyfamilies? What would they say to the other on their first meeting after TAI? Then read this. Now! I'm almost sure you won't regret it.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-20-03 - Artemis F. & Artemis F. Senior39. Betrayer or Betrayed reviewsONESHOT. Long ago Holly rejected her People in favour of love. Now, with Artemis dead as all mortals must die, she has to return to the Underground where her People have found a new reason to discriminate: Love.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-1-03 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete40. The Ghost of Life, of Freedom and of War reviewsVoldemort's forces are reading themselves for the attack on Hogwart's walls. The students and teachers are saying goodbyes and gathering hope. The ghosts are arguing. This isn't their war but what is right for them to do?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-9-03 - Tom R. Jr.41. For the Love of Mister Artemis » reviewsDEAD. When Butler dies in a field mission Artemis feels responsible and so takes on the role of guardian to his orphaned daughter as a way to say sorry. A response to BFW's challenge.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-30-02 - Published: 12-15-02 - Artemis F.42. You Can't Jump Over Yourself » reviewsSometimes people get the feeling that they'll never get to the places they want to be because of what others or they believe they are. What happens when one part of a relationship has trouble coping with what she is and what she can be? Two versionsArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-21-02 - Published: 12-12-02 - Artemis F. & Juliet B.43. Run reviewsIt is so much easier, so much simpler, to run fast now than all that time agonizing while being unable to do anything. I knew nothing and could do nothing. But now, I can run. Told from Butler's POV while he's having trouble being the hero.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-24-02 - Butler & Juliet B.44. To Make a Profit reviewsThis is all dialogue. This is Out of Character. This is… mysterious. This is not my most intelligent piece of work but it’s so short that you may as well read it anyway.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-16-02 - Artemis F. & Butler45. My Queer Young Mind reviewsThere are 3 things which make this fic different. 1.It is written as a monologue from Artemis' POV. 2.There is no enemy other than adolescence. Artemis has fears and troubles just like anyone else. And 3.Well, you'll just have to read it to find out...Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 11-3-02 - Artemis F.46. Namely Narrators reviewsOn the Hogwarts Express the guys get bombarded with crazy dead guys, very, very strange little boys and other suitably bad things.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-21-02 - Harry P. & George W.47. The Birthday Present reviewsDo not think that this is fluffy or steriotypical because of the title. This is Angsty, self-decrepitation and the title is an irony. Voldemort can't get Harry when he is at the Dursleys but he can get close enough.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-20-02 - Harry P. & Harry P.
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