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Author has written 21 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Oh My Goddess!, and Tenchi Muyo. Things change over the years, but let me just say this: My stories will never have slash, in any form, for any canon characters that do not have such proclivities. On the other hand, well, I don't ship your standard couples. And I don't write romance, I write odd, weird, and occasionally mind-bending stories. My humor stories are meant to be odd - but more subtle than you may think. Want the best C2 there could possibly be for Harry Potter fanfiction? Quality, quantity, quetzalcoatl? Two of three shall be yours at: DLP 5-Starred and Featured Authors Visit the site of greatness (please, it's not as bad as you think): Dark Lord Potter I'm not such a fan of very long profiles, so just to keep people informed, here's my fanfiction summary list: Harry Potter and the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived: Chapter 13 POSTED, A crazy premise that evolved - The Concept is: Harry Potter Is A Boy, But Everyone Else Thinks He Is A Girl Harry Potter... IN SPACE - Another dang idea... Ah well. Backburner for now. The Lying Books of Harry Potter - Just started this one. Coming soon. The Girl Who Hated: Finished Chapter 1 - The Concept is: Marietta Edgecombe has grown up bitter and angry, resentful of Harry Potter, whom she believes has ruined her life. But then she comes across someone else who seems to feel the same way and they hatch a dangerous plan... Far Too Many Time Travelers: Finished chapter 1, Next Chapter 10% Complete. The Ten Plagues: Chapter 7 POSTED! Next chapter 30% Complete, An attempt at an adventure story - The Concept is: Reality Is Actually Something Far Crazier Than Harry Thought Harry Potter and the Time Snafu: Next chapter 0% Complete, An early foray into nonsense - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Swallowing Time-Turner Harry Potter and the Time Spiral: Complete. An inversion of the Snafu story - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Ancient Artifact Who's Polyjuicing Whom?: Probably just Oneshot, Initially I just wanted an interesting way to kill off a few characters in a crazy way - The Concept is: Polyjuice + Time Travel + Secret Crushes = Not Everything Going As Planned Dumbledore's Final Trick: Complete, A response to cliche - The Concept is: If Dumbledore Is So Manipulative And Sinister, Then Why Is He So Incompetent? My other stories are either extremely old, awfully written, or on permanent hiatus. Or in some cases, All Three!! | |||||||
1. Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived » reviewsHarry is the Boy-Who-Lived. So why does everyone think he's Harriet, the Girl-Who-Lived? Wizards are nutters...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,855 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 9-22-10 - Harry P.2. The Ten Plagues » reviewsAU PostHBP. Harry begins his search for the secret of Horcruxes, but stumbles into a secret war that is struggling for control of reality and magic itself. But who's lying and who's merely manipulating him? Some DH later.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,673 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 4-30-07 - Harry P.3. The Girl Who Hated reviewsShe knew her life had been ruined because of Harry Potter. But there was nothing she could do about it... or was there?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-11 - Marietta E.4. Far Too Many Time Travelers reviewsSomeone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 2-9-11 - Harry P.5. Harry Potter and the Time Snafu » reviewsHarry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident".Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 11-2-08 - Harry P.6. Dumbledore's Final Trick reviewsHarry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-20-10 - Complete7. Harry Potter and the Time Spiral reviewsVoldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-9-10 - Harry P. - Complete8. Who's Polyjuicing Whom? reviewsHannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-21-10 - Susan B. & Hannah A.9. Harry Potter and the Innate Malapropism » reviewsHarry Potter's new adventure into awkward indoctrination. HPPHHPYRRYPHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-06 - Harry P.10. Dueling Styluses reviewsThe Ranma 1/2 characters enter a unique contestRanma - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-0211. Apotheosis reviewsRanma searches for the secret to true power. An old story, not a good one. Don't bother reading it.Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-0212. The Chance of a Lifetime reviewsRanma gets, well, the chance of a lifetime - or does he?Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-0213. An SI To Watch Out For reviewsMy answer to the typical SI Self-Insertion fic.Ranma - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-0214. Positive Outlook reviewsTenchi receives a unique challenge from his grandfather.Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-0215. Lost reviewsBelldandy has a unusual dream where she sees two other sisters she never knew she had.Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-0216. I, DevilA young Japanese transfer student finds himself under the scrutiny of the pantheons of two countries.Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Published: 4-4-0217. Jusenkyo Bottled Water » reviewsWhat if some company decided to market Junsenkyo spring water? This was my first fanfic - it's SI is so blatant, I beg you not to read it.Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-7-01 - Published: 3-4-0118. Emerald Ranma reviewsXover with a few other things, a little Sailor Moon, mostly original characters The Tale of one Ranma who's world and very existence is attacked by the oldest enemy humanity has ever known. The prologue doesn't have Ranma, but don't worry, the rest wilRanma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-0119. Panda 1/2 » reviewsWhat if Ranma's and Genma's curses were reversed?Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-0120. Mangled Memory reviewsMy first HP fic! Can you guess what's happening to Harry? I doubt it! Dang, I wrote this a long time agoHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-8-0021. You Paired Me Off With Who?! reviewsA Limeish story that answers the question: How messed up can I make the relationships between the casts become?Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-00
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