Press the back button. No seriously, press it. Fine then be stubborn.

You have stumbled probably unwittingly upon my profile. I want to keep this short since the attention span of people seems to be dwindling constantly, mine own even more so than others. O-o So...yea. My name is Kaito. (I realize that isn't my username smartypants) I live in Kiyose, Tokyo Japan. I'm not a native speaker but I've taken courses on English and can now speak fluently. I just can't really write it that well, so I have my friend Gomi helping me translate. Let's get one thing straight from the get go. I. Love. Yaoi. End of story. Don't like, then click the back button like I told you to in the first place cause all my stories are based around a yaoi pairing; mainly sasukexnaruto. I enjoy writing (duh), listening and playing music, and drawing. I love animals, Naruto, video games, rain, and art. I dislike socks (my feet are claustrophobic @_@), orange juice, lightning, homophobes, and bleach. (It ruined my shirts...T-T). Below are some of my fav pairings, fanart, and any links from my stories.

My Policy on Reviews and Private Messages

Yes, I read every single solitary review and private message I ever receive. At one time I used to reply to all of them, but because I tend to have an extensive amount of them, it often took me an hour to reply to every review thoughtfully! Thus I have created my own new policy on reviews:

1. I. READ. THEM. ALL. Even if I don't reply to your review, trust me, I have read it at least once.

2. Flame for bad grammar or spelling, flame for a poorly constructed chapter, flame for not liking my name if you want, but absolutely do NOT flame if one of my stories does not turn out the way you want it to. Often when my stories don't have happy endings, they will be, yes they will be, under TRAGEDY. And I will also warn readers SEVERAL times at the ends of chapters to stop reading right then and there if they are expecting a happy ending. I have only had this kind of flaming happen to me twice, but would like to prevent more of these occurrences in the future. Please, think before you flame!

3. I am not a timely updater. Therefore I DO need a kick in the pants every once and a while to remind me to update a story. I have several ongoing ones right now, and sometimes its hard to remember which chapters are ready to put out and which aren't. So please feel free to remind me to update a story! (Preferably through a PM).

5. You are free to point out any spelling or grammatical mistakes I've made. Please do! Especially if it bothers you! Sometimes I am in a rush to get chapters out and miss things...;

6. I will reply to a review longer than three sentences (and less than that if a reviewer is confused and has a question). From there my review will usually even out to the length of yours. You give me four sentences, that's about what I'll type back. You give me three paragraphs, and yep, that's about how much I'll type back too!

FAQ

1. Advice? Help? Yes, you may ask me for help or advice on writing, but please do so through a PM. I will be as thoughtful as possible!

2. Did you abandon this story? If I don't update for a while, then NO, I have NOT abandoned a story. After loving so many stories on fanfiction and then having the author abandon them, I promised myself that I would never do such a thing.

3. Lemons?? Here's where things become a little sketchy. Fanfiction does not allow lemon to be posted, even on mature stories. Therefore I have been using a different site to post my lemons, but recently it was deleted from the site for being too mature. Therefore I have no where else to post them. Yes, there will still be heavy sexual content, but not quite "lemon". I assure that it will still be substantial!

4. Why haven't you updated in so long? Because life has kicked the crap outta me. No, just kidding ;p I have college classes to keep up with, a house, pets, and many other things. This is my hooby, and not an obligation. So please don't posting a review telling me to f#ing update already like it's my job. Please, be respectful of my life outside of fanfiction.

Favie Anime/Manga

1. Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

2. Death Note

3. OffBeat

4. Sasisfaction Guaranteed (It needs yaoi T.T)

4. Fruits Basket

5. Inuyasha

My Most Loved Parings:

1. Sasunaru (timeskip, but I love them in AU's. (SASUNARU IS LOVE))

2. Itanaru (if and ONLY IF they are close in age)

3. Gaanaru

4. Nejinaru

5. Kibanaru

6. Sainaru (LOVE it when Sasuke gets jealous! XD)

7. Itadei

8. JakxDaxter (When Dax is human that is.)

9. LxLight/Kira

10. Kakairu (when they're around the same age)

11. Frerard

12. Leesaku (just keep away from Sasuke, he luvs Naruto!)

13. Inosaku (it's cute )

14. AxelxRoxas (If Roxy is over eighteen)

15. MelloxMatt

My Most HATED Pairings:

1. OroxAnybody (EWWWW, OMG!! I HATE OROCHIMARU!)

2. Itasasu

3. Sasusaku (DIE SAKURA.)

4. Kakasasu/saku

5. Sasoridei

6. Irunaru

Fanart:

http://inu-puppy-chan.deviantart.com/art/Fanart-92300126 For "Love Me Not" Chapter Nine

http://hardcoreyaoi.deviantart.com/art/NaruSasu-Vampire-94710374 For "Distortion" (unreleased on FF.net)

http://lacerro.deviantart.com/art/A-loving-plea-119181740 For "See With Different Sight" Chapter Two

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2009/002/a/f/Congratulations_by_Pocky_Luv.gif For "Love Me Not" Chapter Two

http://pocky-luv.deviantart.com/art/Kaito-kit-Trade-108248200 For "Love Me Not" Chapter Nine

Lemon Links:

Unshed: My apologies, but the lemon to the chapter "Heat" of Unshed is no longer available to view. Lemon links stay up for a limited amount of time, and this one's time has expired.