| Professor Mads |
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Total Drama Island, and Witch of Blackbird Pond. Me: I am me. I am a teenager, like 98 percent of this site is, and am female, like 98 percent of this site is. What I do: Your mom. (I am not ashamed of my immaturity.) What I actually do: Write. Mostly during the summer, though. I write LOTS during the summer. Play the Sims (3). If I'm not on the internet, at school, or playing Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core, I'm playing The Sims 3. Nom. I believe we all nom, though. Look at lolcats. Be rammy. Lose eyesight. Shop. Be awesome. Your mom. Have a high level of maturity. Text. Go on MLIA. Facebook. Think of things I do. Your mom. Like cats. Like cats more than dogs. Attempt to draw, but fail at it. Eat people. Challenge people to lightsaber fights. (WOMP) Listen to music no one has heard about. Read fluff. Love fluff. Eat fluff. Likes marshmallows. Nom. Nom. Nom. Your mom. What I don't do: Spanish. Algebra. Be mean. Like Harry Potter. Drugs. Not have a sense of humor. Hate cats. Hate Giraffes. Hate Giant Squids. Not obnoxiously give hints to my parents about what I want for Christmas. (Hey, Mom, if you're reading this, clothes are cool...ya know? Not WOMP. What I don't do nor do: Hate Twilight. (I'm not OMGITOTALLYLUVTWILIGHTOMGOMGOMG) No. But seriously, It's NOT THAT BAD. I honestly don't see why everyone hates it so much. What I write: 4 new stories, coming out...eventually. I shall update Abracadabra during winter break. Exceptions is staying a oneshot, sorry. What I do that's annoying: Tell you that I lost the game. I lost the game. | |||||||||||
1. Abracadabra » reviewsSakura is a semi famous magician, bored with her life. When a cute raven haired man ends up as a volunteer for her act, things get exciting again. Will a mishap on stage bring them together? Sasusaku-fluff-AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 1-2-10 - Published: 6-16-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. Exceptions » reviewsIt seemed as if only yesterday I was jumping off of my bus yelling, "I'm Free!" But now, it's the day before the first day of school. I have nothing to look forward to. Except for him. ::sasusaku::Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-17-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.3. scenario's of windex reviewsWe all know how delicious the product Windex is. Oh..you don't? Well, you would think it's wonderful after you "accidentally" kissed the hottest guy in school. ::Sasusaku::Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-19-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Through Time reviewsHe was there, standing, alive, there. He was waiting for her. ::Sasusaku::Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-10-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete5. Regret reviewsSasuke's POV of leaving. It's what had to be done, but not what he wanted to be done. Sasusaku.SlightlyDark.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Fractions Of Luck » reviewsI can now officially conclude that Calculus sucks eggs. Seriously. But what makes it better is when you have your super hot boyfriend in the same class as you! They also help when you total fail a test, which is happening at the moment. AU.Sasusaku.Fluff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete7. Black reviewsYou were captured. You were weak. You grab his katana, and swing it around the room clumsily. You cut yourself, but you don't care. You need pain in your life. Your eyes widen when the door opens. "Sakura." Oneshot.Sasusaku.Dark.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete8. Noticed » reviewsI am not perfect. I am just a random middle child of the Uchiha clan. And sometimes, I feel like I don't exist. My name is Emi Uchiha, and I want to get noticed. Slight Sasusaku. Emi's POVNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 9-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.9. Taste Your Own Medicine reviewsGod Sasuke-kun, you're so annoying." Wait- that's his thing. And Sasuke just can't swallow his own medicine. SasuSaku. Fluff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete10. A Letter HomeFor School. Kit writes a letter to her good friend back in Barbados, telling her of all her experiences she's had so far.Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete11. Possibility? Zero reviewsTotal Crack. Remember when Edward said that he doesn't care if a meteor fall outs of the sky and hits Bella on the head? Well, what if that happened? Big, super, crack fic.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete12. I Hope You Dance reviewsBecause she had asked him to prom. DuncanxCourtney First Sonfic- I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack.Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-09 - Courtney & Duncan - Complete13. Hold Me, Protect Me » reviewsSasukes eyes widened at the approaching danger. "Get down!" He yelled as he ran towards his pink haired wife in an effort to protect her. SasuxSaku Intense fluff at timesNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,735 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 6-11-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete14. Binder Cut reviewsWhile epically trying to stuff a binder into her backpack, Bella gets a...Binder Cut. Based on a true story. Except I don't have an amazing vampire boyfriend. Pointless fluffTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-5-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Snores reviewsStephenie Meyer told us Edward watched Bella while she slept..but never what he heard. Besides her sleep talking BellaxEdward. Fluff. See title.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-29-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. Happy Christmas reviewsIf he was happy, I was happy. Unfortunatly, that's not how it works. Blackwater. Holiday fic.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Leah & Jacob - Complete17. Stupid Cubes reviews“Ah! Why won’t it shoot?” I exclaimed. I needed to kill this gigantic pack of flying geometric figures. “That’s the X button, love.” Oh. Humor, cause I was bored. Dedicated to David Cook, cause he's just freaking awesome.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-21-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete18. Putting Naruto's Red to Shame reviewsHinata's Birthday was forgotton.....now why ruin such a great surprize? NARUHINA FLUFF!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-15-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete