Hey Everyone! This is going to be a Yaoi-only account. Just thought you'd like to know. XD So, first, a little about myself
Nickname: You can just call me...Master...hehe...ok do you get that? The username?...I give up...Anyway, me real name used to be up here, but I decided to remove it because it makes me uncomfortable for people I don't know to call me by it. Sorry. :P
Age: 20 and my birthday is July 12 (If you love me, feel free to give me presents :D)
Where I'm From: USA (but i have dual citizenship here and in Italy so I'm still cool :P)
Favorite Yaoi anime: ...Naruto (oh come on! You all know it's true and even if it isn't, you so wish it was. Ok but really, it's Loveless.)
Favorite Yaoi manga: Junjou Romantica (if you haven't read it and you don't mind the explicit stuff then this is a must-read.) My next favorite is Little Butterfly.
My OTP List:
Naruto:
SasuNaru (it's my all-time greatest OTP)
GaaNeji
KisaIta (don't judge. If you've ever read D/s Naruto, then you like it too. P.S. Don't click that link unless you want to read some MAJOR kink. Makes my stories pale in comparison. I blush the entire time I read it...and I don't blush. Like, ever.)
TobiDei (only if it's evil Darth-Tobi)
Kingdom Hearts:
AkuRoku
RiSo
Zemyx (that's what it's called but for some reason, Dexion makes more sense to me. Demyx seems like more of a seme to Zexion's uke but oh well.)
Mexen (Because Vexen is such a stiff bastard and needs a little Marluxia lovin' to warm him up)
Final Fantasy:
SephCloud (recently acquired obsession...used to despise this pairing but then I read Fusion here on FFNET by Knowing Shadows and now I'm addicted.)
Bleach:
GrimmIchi (because oh my god, hot)
Pairings That I Loathe:
NaruSaku and GaaSaku (just...no...puke)
Naruto as an uke to anyone but Sasuke
Ichigo/Orihime (Augh, I just HATE her! She's so useless! Worse than Sakura in the pre-timeskip Naruto)
Het Pairings That I Still Adore:
SaiSaku (I'm sorry, but he is placed perfectly to get Sakura out of the way of Naruto and Sasuke's love, not to mention they're a pretty hot couple)
LeeSaku (he's just so determined!)
KibaHina (honestly, if you were EVER into het, you were into this pairing)
SuiKa (yes, I do mean Suigetsu and Karin. Hey, "Suika" means watermelon in japanese. Watermelon love, can't get more adorable than that)
AsumaKurenai (because she's having his baby. CLEARLY they belong together)
ShikaTema (at risk of being cliche, they argue too much to NOT like each other)
JirTsu (again, same reasoning as ShikaTema. Wah, gonna cry. Poor Jiraiya and Tsunade.)
IchigoTatsuki (Actually, at the beginning of the series, I thought Ichigo and Tatsuki were supposed to end up together. Then the useless one came along)
Favorite Authors here on FFNET: Mignonne422 (NaruSasu), KageKitsune XXX (NaruSasu), and michelerene (SasuNaru) for the Naruto fandom and Dualism for the Kingdom Hearts fandom. If you want to read some hysterical crack from the Naruto fandom, then Quack says the T-shape is definitely the way to go. Understand that this is shameless advertisement of their work. You should visit the links if you are not already a fan of them, which I highly doubt for some reason since they are all so bloody fantastic at what they do.
Also, just so you're aware, I do beta, but only at my own discretion. I have a very busy life, I'll have you know. Currently, the only people I do full-time editing for are Mako75 and IvvyMoon I plan to keep it that way for a really long time, since Mako is basically the best online friend I have and I love her muchly and owe her greatly and Ivvy is too brilliant for words. That she thinks I should beta for her is extremely flattering considering she's already pretty fantastic. X3 Oh and P to the S, they're also a fantastic writers. Go read their stories. If you have something you'd like an opinion on or would just like me to look over briefly, I'd be happy to do it, but I don't plan to take on another author seriously. I have enough going on with my own work, Mako's, and Ivvy's to deal with another person. If you give me a week or so, I'd be happy to look over something for you. I help out at the writing lab at my university and I'm officially going to be an English grammar and creative writing teacher, so even if it's something just school related and has nothing to do with fanfiction at all, I'll help you out (provided I'm not writing an essay FOR you or something like that).
So you have to understand that despite disliking it now, I used to write a few Het stories. If I ever do write Het again, then it'll always be T-rated because I just don't do M-rated Het anymore. Just doesn't do it for me like the Yaoi. In the words of an anonymous, extremely wise person:
Smut is better with boys.
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Story Inspirations
(please note that if the picture is on y!gallery, you'll need to be 18 to view it, have an account on the site, and be currently logged in. Sorry, but that's just how it works.)
1) Wednesdays After Midnight (picture on y!gallery: Wednesdays After Midnight)
2) Hell's Nine Tails (picture on y!gallery: And it Involved a School-Girl Uniform)
3) Maple River (video on YouTube: Miyavi-Itoshii Hito)
And the reason there hasn't been any more inspiration lately from y!gallery is because the fucking mods suspended my account for supposedly helping a minor. Total load of crap and I can't get back on the site until May of 2009! But I guess I'll survive... //dies\\
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This is a website that I find extremely useful when I write my smut scenes. Be aware that if you click the link, there are explicit pictures to go along with some of the descriptions so you'll want to be alone somewhere private before opening the page. With that said, have fun and good luck writing!
Slash Sex Scene Tips for Writers
Also, you guys, this goes for everyone. I'm of the opinion that you can't write remotely decent homosexual sex scenes if you haven't either experienced it personally yourself or at least watched some porn of it. Yes, I'll be the first to admit that I've watched gay porn. I've watched all types of it. It's the curse of growing up with only guy friends, a few of which are gay. You're exposed to 'creepy and mentally disturbing' very early on. Anyway, not that I'm encouraging you to go watch gay porn or something, but really, if you're having that much trouble, it only takes three minutes to watch any random clip on YouPornGay or something else ridiculous like that. And trust me, that's all you'll need to get the creativity flowing. Many yaoi stories are overdone or exaggerated. A clue into the real life will make your writing not only realistic, but it'll be easier to follow and more often than not, much more enjoyable to read. If you're still worried about watching porn, use my excuse to help you feel better about yourself:
I'm not watching porn. I'm doing RESEARCH.
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Current Stories:
Because I Know You Need It: This is going on temporary hiatus until I can get back on track with my life. Sorry. This story will not be further posted on my other name. It WILL be a chapter story on this account though. It was originally intended to be a SasuNaruSasu oneshot that was written purely as a vapid excuse for a PWP. Fortunately, I've changed my mind and it won't be a oneshot anymore. I'm still debating whether it'll be a PWP though. We'll see... MA Yaoi SasuNaruSasu and future pairings to be decided Includes Oral and Frot (for now...hehe...).
Tazza di Saponaria: A spin on the typical KH vampire fic where Sora is the vampire and Riku is human. Twoshot and will eventually be NC17 Yaoi. RiSo, with mentioned AkuRoku and SephCloud (will) Include bloodplay.
The Animal Kingdom: Why am I writing this? Because I can and no one else has. :P It's going to be a large collection (when I finally decide to call it complete) of SasuNaru (only) oneshots, all varying in ratings because really, there's only so much sex a girl can write, yanno? All stories will involve either one or both of the boys being a non-human animal species at some point in time, though if there is a sex scene, they'll both be human while it takes place (with the obvious exceptions of some supernatural creatures, i.e., vampires, demons, and elves, oh my.). There will be solely friendship chapters so don't be pissed off if you're idea is not made into a smutty scene of smexiness. The overall rating of the story is NC17 Yaoi, but like I said, it will vary between chapters SasuNaru and will eventually include pretty much everything you can think of.
Anything else posted that isn't listed in this section is a oneshot and will forever remain a oneshot. There is potential for sequels with some of them but that'll come at random. I'm working on a lot of other stories behind the scenes so they'll be up and about soon enough. Hopefully you enjoy my work. I used to have another account but I've placed it on a permanent hold because it was a Het account and like I said before, I just don't do that anymore: Wolfgirl21 Keep in touch with any comments or questions! Oh and there is one SasuNaru oneshot listed on my other account as well. Please feel free to read it. I would love feedback. Here's the link: Bittersweet Chocolate Covered Orange
~Master of the Rebels
P.S. I just want to give a small word of encouragement to anyone who has met with the rather yaoi-phobic side of any fandom. It is a quote that I found somewhere on y!gallery and it is definitely worth remembering:
Ignore the homophobes--they're gay.
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Favorite Sayings and Quotes
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. ~William Shakespeare
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ~Dean Martin
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. ~Kenneth Williams
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~George Carlin
Don't be so humble. You're not that great. ~Golda Meir
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Much love to the Yaoi rebellion! We shall soon control the world!
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