Hi, I'm Porkchop Sandwiches. And no my name does not derive from a love of said food. I'm actually a vegetarian. But I do happen to love the hilarious G.I. Joe spoofs of the old Public Service Announcements and one of them has a crazy line about Porkchop Sandwiches. Anyway, my real name isn't all that important and not nearly as confusing. I love to write and I think fanfiction is one of the best things on the Internet. I discovered it through a friend in 2005 and actually got an account to just right reviews. My old alias was flaming hair but I ditched that and since the summer of 2008 have been writing for the site. I don't know if I'm the only one but I watch movies and TV shows differently now because of fanfiction. I'll see something, like chemistry between two characters who don't have a relationship or a possible plot twist, and think, wow, that would make a good fanfiction story. So since I've run out of things to say, I will now do something very pointless but something I like to do; make lists. So...

Favorite TV Shows

1. Gilmore Girls>> sigh, no more new episodes

2. The Adventures of Pete & Pete>> sigh

3. Grounded For Life>> sigh again

4. King of Queens>> huff

5. Even Stevens>> I think you get the picture

6. Family Guy>> Although I don't watch it every week or anything

7. Wizards of Waverly Place>> IMO the only good Disney show other than Even Stevens

8. Pushing Daisies>> Ended waaaay before its time :(

9. The Office>> yeah

10. SpongeBob Squarepants>> the older seasons

Honorable Mention (wow, I'm cheesy): iCarly>> some episodes can annoy me, but most make me laugh :)

Favorite Actors

1. Christian Bale >> Fan since I watched A Midsummer Night's Dream in English class in 2004

2. John Cusack

3. Emile Hirsch

4. George Clooney >> when he's not in the bat-suit

5. Robert Downey Jr. >> hate to admit it but after Iron Man

6. Aaron Eckhart>> Thank You For Smoking made me a fan, but my favorite of his movies has to be Meet Bill

Favorite Bands/Musical Artists (in no particular order)

1. The Cure

2. Duran Duran

3. The Smiths

4. Benny Goodman & His Orchestra

5. The Doors

Favorite Authors (again, not in any order)

1. J.D. Salinger

2. Joe Meno

3. Carole Nelson Douglas

4. F. Scott Fitzgerald

5. Tennessee Williams