"Hell hath no fury like a writer on a roll." - Holly Lisle

About me:

Age: 17

Name: Calamity ;) (Now, who's really gonna give that away?) But, generally, friends and family (and random passerby, if I am to be completely honest) call me whatever pops into their minds first. If someone is looking my way when addressing me or they speak loud enough to get my attention, I'll listen. lol Comes from growing up as the youngest in all my family (extended or otherwise).

I've written before, but reread some of it, got disgusted, and threw them out. I'm a tad arbitrary, just to warn you. I've been reading fanfiction for a few years now and had only originally signed up because my friend had and, after reading some of (let's be honest, all of...) her stuff, I got an itch to write. She also helped by gently--meaning violently while practically snarling--pushed me on towards yaoi/BL/shounen-ai sections...told me I'd love it if I just paused enough to give it a try.

Well, AnnMiuka, you were right. I'm now in love and you've created a monster.

I hope you're happy. XP

Something I picked up from someone else's profile and decided that it would be good to do, considering I didn't talk too much about myself (nto that you guys really care though, huh? lol. On with it!)

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1 : Get a good book published
2 : Finish a story that I start
3 : Visit Rome again because those ruins and that long-dead civilization are the SHIT! Oh, and the current Rome's pretty cool too.

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1 : Tall,
2 : Green eyes, and
3 : Creative

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1 : What does this question even mean?
2 : Like where I'm from?
3 : Or personality/physical traits?

Three Things That Scare You:
1 : Needles (no, really. Something about a tubed foreign material going under my skin and injecting/removing something into/from my body creeps me the hell out. If I wanted that, I'd flag down aliens. Just saying.)
2 : Loud, erratic noises. No thank you.
3 : Zombies. Probably why I like them so much though, I've found out that I'm a bit of a masochist. lol

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1 : Computer
2 : Pencil and notebook, for writing
3 : Mountain Dew. Mm

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1 : AC/DC t-shirt

2 : Ratty jeans

3 : Even rattier Vans

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1 : Ella Fitzgerald
2 : Seether
3 : Rebelution

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:

1 : Tell Her This by Del Amitri (currently my favorite)
2 : Running by Rebelution
3 : Cheek to Cheek by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong

Three Things You Want In A Relationship :
1 : Um...I need honesty. But who doesn't?
2 : Humor. We need to be able to laugh at each other.
3 : Independence. No clingers, please!

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1 : I find the idea of spagetti offensive

2 : I'm a quote-addict.

3 : I'm a very excitable person.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1 : Eyes
2 : Shoulders. Yes, specifically the shoulders. I like shoulders. ...don't judge me.
3 : Hands. I need strong hands. XP

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1 : Writing
2 : Computer Games
3 : Convincing people that I'm slightly homicidal? Right...not much of a chore...

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1 : English teacher (this is actually the plan)
2 : Arcitect
3 : Art teacher

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1 : Rome...again...
2 : Bacharach, strangely enough. Cutest little German town ever!
3 : Um...I think Spain would be fun?

Three Names You Like:
1 : Jack
2 : Lottie (Charlotte)
3 : Abigail (Abby)

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1 : Doesn't understand the point of fashion or social obligations.
2 : Hates shopping
3 : An intense love of t-shirts, jeans, and sturdy shoes.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1 : Sensitive
2 : Considerate of others...well, more like I understand how something affects a person and have a deep need to make it better. Compassionate?
3 : Mature, responsible, and nurturing?

Favorite Pairings (in no particular order):

SasuNaruSasu, ShikaNejiShika, ShikaTem, ShikaIno, NejiGaaNeji, KibaHina, KibaShinoKiba, KakaIruka, LeeSakura...I'm sure there are others. I know that Shikamaru and Neji are a weird pairing...but it's just something about those two. If it's done properly, then it's amazing. Neji, for me, is not allowed to be with anyone other than Shika or Gaara, and maybe Naruto on occasions, or Tenten if there is no one else or he needs to be straight. Lee is never acceptable to me for Neji OR Gaara. He's just good with Sakura, that's it. Otherwise it's just weird for me. lol Sasuke and Naruto...well, I can see Naruto with others, but never Sasuke. And, well, Sasuke's a possessive bastard so... (to Naru) Good luck running off with anyone else! I'm for it if you can get away with it. lol

That's all I've got for now.