| ktkitty4 |
Author has written 22 stories for Pokemon, Thomas the Tank Engine, South Park, Sweeney Todd, Twilight, Total Drama Island, Gossip Girl, and Harry Potter. I Believe in God with all my heart, I had to put this first because it is the most important thing I have to say HIYA I'M A HYPER PERSON!! Not sure if this is real or fake, but someone left me a review for my story Fun and Games with the Marauders: Just thought I'd give you a warning; there is a writer here who has been WTF... I Really try to correct spelling errors in my profile, am I odd for that? (Yes, yes you are) (SHUT UP!) What I looketh likeeth: My eyes are blue, but not light or sky they are a grayish bule with greenish bule near the middle.. I love my eyes :), I have dyed hair (darkish brown) Name: in my stories I am Keria. I liked being called Lily as well :P (That might've been my name, if my parents weren't rtards) Age: whos care's Gender: girl (duh) Current Obsession: Danny Phantom/South Park. I'm really lovin the cartoons :D fave show: Pushing Daisies(probably spelled that wrong) South Park all the way!! FTW and NCIS fave color: PINK!! Fave movie: Slumdog Millionaire fave food: Pizza, hot dogs and ice cream CHOCOLATE (not together!) Fave Book: Harry Potter, I suppose...The Night World series by L.J. Smith. READ THEM NYAH. Seriousleh, you guysh, if you like vampires, witches, love and all that jazz you will LOVE these. Quote of the day (most likely much longer then a day but whatever) "HAHA I'M GONNA GET A BIKE!!" Dane Cook (FTW) DifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuoteDifferentQuote Tucker: (coming from Spectra's offices with Sam) "I hate my life." Sam: "I hate your life even more." These are the parings I like and support: SOUTH PARK!! WENDY/STAN KYLE/BEBE CREEK (aka Craig and Tweek) DIP Damien and Pip.. ftw(And I say I dislike slash... Well, I DID at one point in time) Candy (Cartman and Wendy) K2 Kyle and Kenny -_-' Cryle Craig and Kyle Kyman Cartman and Kyle. Style Stan and Kyle (I swear to GAWD its not my fault. I have turned OVERTOTHEDARKSIDE) Jeek Jimmy and Tweek (DON'T JUDGE ME. lol. we made it up on DeviantART) Crenny Cylde and Kenny (nother made up one ;D i think) Why yes, I do like to whore out Kyle. Total Dama Island Gwen/Trent (so cute!!) Brigette/Geoff (lawl!!) Duncan/Courtney (hehehe!) Izzy/Noah (Don't ask, I LOVE Itt!!) LeShawana/Herold I kinda like Gwen/Duncan, if I must pick a crack paring. TWILIGHT! Bella/Edward, duh!! Team Edward is wicked, and Jacob isn't for Bella (Hes Leah's,) Jasper/Alice, Alice is awesome, Jasper is cool (If I can't have Jasper Alice is second best, haha) Roselie/Emmet, Rose is kinda mean but I like her, Emmet is funny and very cool Carlise/Esme, Whats not to like about the couple? Blackwater!! (Leah/Jacob) BW FTW!! All the waay!! (dramatic British accent) HARRY POTTAH!! (Harry Potter) Dramione!! (Draco/Hermione) - I don't know why but I simply LOVE this paring. I came across a fic one day and was like 'psssh, Draco and Hemione would never get together, I'll check it out anyway,just to see what it is like' loved it from then on. Harry/Ginny - 'nuff said. James/Lily - ohmygosh, loves it!! So cute!! Remus/Tonks - Awwwwwww... I love it how he thinks he is too dangerous and old for her. (sounds like somone; coughEdwardcough. its a Twilight thing) Sirius/randomgirls - I love Sirius as a player, its priceless. /Uhm... Is there anymore... urgh, I feel as though I'm missing something... RAWR I can't think!!/ PS. Notice I didn't include Ron. I don't like him much. I like his character but he isn't very usual in the kind of stories I normally read. He isn't ususly paired with anyone... But I do like him with the OC I made up, Raven Jewel Prince. I dislike the following parings: South Park! ANY SLASH.. Fine I like slash but still! (I may read the fics I just don't really like parings, I mean Kyle/Stan... doesn't seem right to me) Uhm, not sure if theres anymore I dislike a lot.. Twilight Jacob/Bella - No, no bad dog! haha sorry anyway NOOOOOOOO Bella&Edward BELONG together!! Jacob/Renesmee - I don't like them together AT ALL. Jacob needs to get together with Leah. like, NOW!! Any werid couples, know what I'm sayin? Total Drama Island (I don't know, hmm) Gwen/Cody (Sorry Cody!) (dramatic British accent) HARRY POTTAH!! (Harry Potter) Ron/Hermione - I just can't stand the two together. I don't know why, but I don't like the pairing. Harry/Draco - EW. NO. Remus/Sirius - Sirius Black is not, and I repeat NOT, GAY!! I believe he was a massive player in Hogwartz, he was pretty much a sex symbol!! He isn't Gay. PLUS Remus is married, and has a child!! ok so my friend and i did Mad Libs on the internet this is what we got: Come talk at WALMART, where youll receive blank discounts on all of your favorite brand name bananas. Our hurtful and kicking associates are there to kill you 1985 hours a day. Here you will find bonkers prices on the fans you need. pills for the moms, CATS for the kids and all the latest electronics for the great-uncels. So come on down to your pupleish pink WALMART where the emos come first. OK, Enough ranting, (Nevah enough ranting!!) If You believe in God please copy and paste this to your profile, Show Your Faith! If you love Tweek and have started saying GAH!, JesusChist! or Too much pressure! a lot because of him, copy&paste it GAH!! (Lol, I almost never take the Lord's name in vein though) If your profile just keeps getting longer and longer beacuse of all your copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile! I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!! If you like Twilight but, like many other things, its just annoying now because of way too over obsessed anonnying fans, copy&paste this onto your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile IF EVILROSELIAS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (got from Djizcool!) If you cried when Edward left Bella in NEW MOON, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. if you type OMG so much that it annonys other auothers but don't give a damn copy and paste this to your profile! (haha I type everything to much) If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, and would LAUGH if it ws completely DESTROYED (sp.?) copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then its weird. But every time I argue with myself I lose! Am I weird? Yes. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. if you don't get it copy and paste this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (o.o) If you have every been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile. If you know someone who is four and watches movies rated PG-13 copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buys you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not. If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere. If you like blue copy this to your profile. 130 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (hehe...) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !! i'm a smart person yay ARE YOU? Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, DJizcool, ktkitty4 98 percent of teenagers have either smoke pot or tried to smoke it. If your one of those 2 percent, copy and paste this to your profile If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't read what you copy and paste in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you didn't read the sentence above and copied and pasted it into your profile anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you never read your profile and read it once and found out you said that you'd been on the newspaper/tv or that you'd been bitten by fireants or that you lived in Malaysia but you hadn't, because you didn't read what you put in your profile...whaddya think? Copy and paste this into your profile If you are a leo, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever read an M-rated fic when you are only thirteen, copy this into your profile! (Hehe, the first time I didn't see the rating, and My friend wrote it... akward) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! (I'm not old at all yet but its depressing to think I have to grow up) A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than planned, and As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you ok on to my stories! (Finally) Not sure If I've ever finsh some of them. I'm changing the title of Sunny to Sunny with a Kiss. If you have read this whole thing, you are one bored mutha chucka. | |||||||
1. A Fantasy WorldBella is in a magical world, where she meets all the Cullens, but where is she? And what is going on? Really weird, but I think its cute. Canon couples, mostly just fluffy goodness.Drabble, on shot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Published: 7-1-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Fun and Games with the Marauders » reviewsThe marauders play various games, and have fun. Oh what joy. This includes chanting inapproprate things at Quidditch matchs, outbursts in Potions and much much more.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - Sirius B. & James P.3. My Parents MemoriesMolly finds a pensieve in the atic of the House of Black. Harry, Sirius and Remus look through a few mermory of The Potters. Random fic when I was bored. One Shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Published: 6-20-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete4. I Do Not Hook Up! reviewsONESHOT! Hermione encounters Draco in the corridor. He tries something and learns a lesson. Hermione Granger does not hook up. Songfic. Short, drabble. Kinda funny I guess, haha. Its T because of what it implies.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-24-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete5. What Do You Want To Be?Marauders era fic! What do James, Lily, Remus and Sirius want to do after Hogwarts? You can find out here. Pretty funny, I think. I might add a chapter in The Trio's era later on.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Published: 5-18-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P.6. I'm Done reviewsLeah is done. After BD, very short Blackwater fic. Drabble yeaah, you get the point.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-09 - Leah & Jacob - Complete7. When Eric meets Jenny reviewsUnless you like very crappy fics, do not read this. EVER. And, yes, I do realise I'm spelling 'Erik' wrong.Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-098. Sleepover reviewsCute little one shot drabble. What goes on when Kyle sleeps over at Stan's house. Not slash since they're nine. Stan's POV. Sorry for the crap title. One unnamed OC who is pretty much useless. T for language, what a surprise.South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete9. The Annual Egg HuntJust a little Easter one shot. No real couple, but if you squint you may see some. One OC. Well, two but you barley see the second one. T cause it's South Park and has naughty language.South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete10. When Past comes Back to haunt You » reviewsjust A few one-shots about when some of the problems they faced when they were kids come back-to haunt them! lol... I finally updated! Serioulah you guys.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 2-24-0811. For once and for all reviewsI am not Gay. Really. I have a huge crush on a girl. She's dating someone though... I think. Oh well. I am definatly not gay for my best friend, Stan Marsh. Kybe. Stendy. hints of Creek. rated T for language. Its South Park people. Humorish. kinda Drama.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-09 - Kyle B. & Bebe S. - Complete12. Watching movies is hard! » reviewshow can watching a movie be hard? lots of ways and Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Bebe and Katie will find out a few ways how...lol just random and funny. Katie is an OC I made up. This was supposed to be a one-shot but I felt like adding to it XDSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete13. Sunny And a Kiss »Sunshine isn't always great. In this twised tale who will live who will die? And who are these people anyway? Real characters may show up! R&R please. **Title has changed**Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 2-4-0914. Spending Christmas With the Cullens » reviewsBella is spending December with the Cullen's, who have gone Cristmas crazy! What will happen on this oh so joyus holiday? rated K because I'm paranoid :STwilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-6-0815. Let's get HYPER! » reviewsBasicly, what happens when a hyper/random girl wonders what happens when the charaters of Twilgiht get hyper. don't ask, very random.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 10-12-0816. Things can happen so fast reviewswarning this is crappy! JakexLeah kinda AU, Leah is in the woods just trying to get her mind off stuff, when Jacob, who was walking in the woods looking for a place to drink his stolen beer, decides to bug her, what will this lead to? rated for bad words!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-08 - Jacob & Leah - Complete17. The place no one wants to be » reviewsThis is a response to a challenge called Dr. Phil meets Sweeney Todd. Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett find themselves with dr. Phil on his show but i theres no crowd responses or anything ok? R&RSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete18. Realising » reviewsOnce Sweeney finally realises he needs Nellie Lovett, will it be too late? rated just in case. Hey better safe then sorry.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-9-0819. Secret Band reviewslol just a random story, Kyle Wendy and Bebe have a Band type thing well not a real band but anyway Kenny, Stan and Cartman finds out what will they do? umm rated for language i guessSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete20. True Feelings reviewsStan thinks he needs closure how will he get it? read to find out! one-shot, onesided StanXWendy hints of KyleXBebe my First South Park fanfic! rated R for RANDOMNESS! seriously expect random stuff, don't say you were warned!South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-08 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete21. how thomas died reviewsThomas is wondering why hes living can anyone answer? i don't know cuz i diddn't write this therefore i'm not accountable for anything warning: very short/very random! oneshot and everyone plz be nice, Macy wrote it it's her first time!Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-0822. The Christmas Dance reviewsthis is my oneshot Christmas fic. Misty is going to a dance so are Ash,May and Drew what will happen? warning it sucks i was gonna make it alot better but to make it better i had to make it longer and didnt have enouf time srry! Merry Christmas anyway!Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete