2/12 Chapter 24 of "Growing Light" is now up.

3/23 Chapter 25 of 'Growing Light' is now up!

Allow me to clarify a certain event in Chapter 5 of "Disneyland Foray", an event involving Larxene and the Mickey Mouse hat. See, it has been brought to my attention that something like this has already been done on a site called DeviantArt. First, I'd like to explain a few things on that. My friend Brandon came to my house while I was typing Chapter 5, and I was suffering from a monster writer's block. Anyways, he comes over and suggests that Larx traumatize a kid via something bloody. He takes my Mickey Mouse plushie and pretends to rip it in half as humor. He eventually told me that I should write what is now in Chapter 5. It was not me who provided the dialogue, it was him. I apologize on his behalf if it seems like I stole this idea. I guess it was HE who got it from DeviantArt, even though I barely go there. I might go more often...

Bio

Sex: Umm...with a guy, please-- I mean I'm a GIRL!

Age: Old enough to know not to answer that question on the Internet.

Orientation: Straight

Occupation: I wanna be a dinosaur!

Location: Under someone's table... filmin' their prOnz...

Current book(s) being read: The Alienist by Caleb Carr; Son Of A Witch by Gregory Maguire; Serpentine by Thomas Thompson; Robin Hood by Henry Gilbert; The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

Recently finished: Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Current Theme Song: You Can't Keep A Good Dog Down by Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise; All Dogs Go To Heaven

Favorite Pairings:

1. Axel/Larxene (Larxel) Kingdom Hearts. SADOMASOCHISM right there!

2. Kratos Aurion/Raine Sage (Kraine) Tales Of Symphonia. Hey, we all know Raine needs a boyfriend and Kratos needs to not be such a tightwad...

3. Roxas/Larxene (Larxas? Roxene.) Kingdom Hearts. Please hesitate to ask...

4. Larxene/Namine (Larxine, I think...) Kingdom Hearts. Only if it's written like how Larxene's being a sadist to Namine and she ends up being lesbian without really being aware of it.

5. Tsuzuki/Muraki Yami No Matsuei (Descendants Of Darkness). ...What?

6. Sheena/Lloyd (Sheloyd?) Tales Of Symphonia.

7. Roxas/Namine (Namixas) Kingdom Hearts.

That's all I have for right now... But basically I'm tolerant of absolutely ANY pairing so long as it isn't incest.

Quotes- Because we all need 'em.

1. "Quit bein' such a prude!" -Popka; Klonoa 2- Lunatea's Veil

2. "I see the relationship between Larxene and Marluxia to be like Karen and Jack from 'Will And Grace': straight woman, gay guy!" -Me

3. "I don't steriotype!...Oh great! I just drank whole milk! Now I'll be fat and never find love!" -Will; Will And Grace

4. "Where do babies come from?" -Everyone

5. "You brought LIQUOR into a movie theater! That is SO classy!" -Jack; Will And Grace

6. "Aww...booed again..." -Demyx; Kingdom Hearts 2

7. "Dude, I just realized something: if you put Axel and Larxene together, you get ROXAS! Holy shit- Roxas, I know your real parents!" -Me

8. "Girls don't like pesky men, you know!" -Tat; Klonoa 2- Lunatea's Veil

9. "You'd think that, with all those men Larxene has to live with, she'd have become easy, bi, lesbian, or pregnant..." -Me and my sister

10. "Maybe they wear the same cologne?" -Vexen; KH-CoM Manga (I mean come ON, you just would NOT expect it from the guy!)

11. "It seems that looking like a geezer isn't just his idea of a fashion statement." -Marluxia; KH-CoM Manga

12. "OWW! I went BOOM! again." -One of the blind twins you see in Spooky Swamp if you fail the task; Spyro: Year Of The Dragon

13. "Having a hard-on doesn't make you an adult, boy!" -Gabriel; Blood And Chocolate (The book)

14. "Men are so useless these days..." -Raine Sage; Tales Of Symphonia

15. "There is nothing more terrible, nothing more evil than to hate something and call it love." -Fell; The Sight

16. "No, you're wrong. I'm all fox. I snatch at the meat the wind brings me. I nose out mysteries." -Wulfgar; A Black Fox Running

17. "Whoa! She's not human! Did you see the size of her forehead?!" -Konohamaru; Naruto

18. "You're skin is green; you have fangs; and your ears are pointed. And you're worried about the shirt?" -Raven; Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo

19. "MARLUXIA'S A GUY? -Me, upon finding out Mar-Mar's true gender...

20. "Take it from me, kid-- by the third show you won't even know you're naked." -Terry, Bad Cat

21. "People fear and hate what is not normal; they are scared of those that are different." -Yggdrasill, Tales Of Symphonia

22. "You've lost a family but gained a pack." -Wesley Folan; The Wereling: Wounded

23. "Keep your rear down, Ravenpaw, you look like a duck!" -Tigerclaw; Warriors: Into The Wild

24. "I shall just wander up to them and sit on them until they surrender." -Graypaw; Warriors: Into The Wild

25. "I think it might be a koala...an EVIL koala..." -Nani; Lilo and Stitch

26. "Zexion isn't emo; he's AFRAID to die!" -Me

27. "Tell them I'm eating go-to-hell soup." -Kazutaka Muraki; Yami No Matsuei Manga

28. "I'm clown bait." -Rhoda; Bad Cat

29. "If you have a dream, don't wait. Act." -Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2 (So inspirational...-sniffles-)

30. "So Robin Hood says to Little John: 'This sheriff is a real bimbo!' " -Charlie B. Barkin; All Dogs Go To Heaven

31. "It's time you guys gave me one hell of a show!" -Axel; Kingdom Hearts: Chain Of Memories (BEST frickin' line in the WHOLE KH series EVAR!)

32. "I'll never forget what they did to me!...Er...what was it they did to me?" -Oogie Boogie; Kingdom Hearts 2

33. "SQUEAKER!...We're gonna die..." -Charlie B. Barkin; All Dogs Go To Heaven

34. "You can join the main fold now!" -Larxene; Kingdom Hearts Re:CoM (She makes it sound like the mafia or something...)

35. "Look, there are doctors who won't do a heart transplant unless they have a spare heart. I call them p#ssies. I'm a medical MacGyver, b#tch. I do what I gotta do, and I do it with what I've got."
"Well what did you use to make Riku's new heart?"
"Some bendy straws and a hotpocket." -Zexion and Marluxia; Ansem Retort #235

36. "You're not very sympathetic for a medicine cat."
"I'm here to HEAL you. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery." -Birchfall and Jaypaw; Warriors: Dark River

37. "Um...um...die!" -Colette Brunel; Tales Of Symphonia

38. "I'm going to break off your foot and force it in your mouth until you suffocate." -Axel; Ansem Retort #399

39. "Can I borrow your stick when you get it out of your ass?!" -Me

40. "Go back and eat your Bitch Salad." -Me, and Axel has a simliar line in Chapter 1 of "Attention Seeker"."

41. "Are you going to pick up Grand Theft Auto IV?"
"Why would I possibly want to play a cheap simulation? What would you call shooting a rocket launcher while driving a fire truck?"
"An exciting and controversial video game."
"I call it 'Sh!t I did last Tuesday!'" -Axel and Zexion; Ansem Retort #421

42. "You roll the weird 'w' with the dot on it again. I win again!"
"Damn! How much do I owe you?"
"You owe me the soul of your first born child."
"Okay, but what do I owe you that I care about?" -Darth Maul and Zexion; Ansem Retort #375
--

He tried a life of virtue-
But preferred a life of sin!
So tonight, man, we own this town!
I've known hunger, I've known thirst;
Lived the best and seen the worst!
But the only way I know to finish
Is to finish FIRST!"
-Charlie (Burt Reynolds) & Itchy (Dom DeLuise)

I'm just going to put the disclaimer right here on the profile.

Disclaimer: I do not own ANY of the characters that I write about. There. I do not own them. Any of them. Unless said otherwise.