Name: Ma. Alyssa Adrienne T. Samonte in short... Aly!

My Youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Kakifuarika

My Deviantart account: http://kakifuarika.deviantart.com/

Facebook: Just type in Aly Samonte (I live in the Philippines :D) NO STALKERS PLEEEAAAASSSSSSEE -

all bout me:

I'm 14

A tough, independent and a not so girly girl who gets violent when pissed off :D

Anime Fan

Narutard (Term used to refer to an ultimate Naruto Fan)

A Simple plan Fan

A Sponge cola fan (Local Band)

A BIG FAN OF SILENT SANCTUARY!!

ADDICTED TO SONGS BY WE THE KINGS \M/

Fan of Boys Like Girls

A Filipina (Hell yeah! I’m Proud to be PINAY!!)

Quotes,sayings and other random stuff:

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you think Sakura and Sasuke are meant for each other, copy this onto your profile.

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? -Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Naruto, Sai and Shikamaru-

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? – SasuSaku, NaruHina, Tenji, ShikaTema, SaiIno-

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? -Yaoi!! SasoDei rocks!! =))-

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? –Sakura and planning to cosplay Hinata-

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: -9 posters, 2 mangas, 2 calendars, 8 keychains, 4 book marks, a set of cards, a gaara plushie, Naruto slippers, head protector, akatsuki hat, 3 necklaces, an action figure, ninja shoes, Gaara mug, 1 movie DVD and a Sakura Haruno costume!-

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? –nahh-

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? -NaruHina-

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? -SasuSaku wins hands down!-

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? -Team 7 of course!-

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) –nope! Tobi is Madara Uchiha!-

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? -Yes I do duh watch episode 1!!-

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? –Sasori(when he was alive... he's damn hot) or Tobi (in the earlier episodes of shippuuden)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? -It depends on the manga... sometimes pro, sometimes anti

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? -Haven't watched much of Shippuuden but in the original yes!! :D-

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? –I skipped some but I'm updated-

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? –hmm... well maybe-

17. Sub or dub? –It depends(no offense but Filipino dubbers makes the anime sound horrible in so many ways)-

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? -Like I said it depends...-

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? -Slightly in the middle-

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? -Yes I do.-

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? –Ugly and GAY Nerd.-

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? -Orochimaru! Haha! Take that you snake-pedophile!-

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? –Some what awesome-

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? -Sasuke how... this line is from my up coming fic "Some crasy idiotic plan to injure myself everday just to see Sakura"-

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? -If I didn't then I wouldn't be in here.-

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? -Of course!-

27. Do you like lemons? –Sometimes :D-

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? –YEAH!! My dad watches Naruto with me... sometimes when he arrives from office and IS still wearing office clothes and I am watching Naruto he would just take off the tie and watch with me-

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? –a bit-

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? -Yes! Hilarious!-

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? -Yep! My dad! And my friend-

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? -Oh yeah many of times.-

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?' –Nope! My teacher’s a huge addict for Naruto he discusses it in class-

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? -No, but not for long.-

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? -Nope :D -)-

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? -No! Disgusting!-

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? –No... that's Tobi... oops did i say that out loud?-

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? -I've drawn A LOT... i have a folder of fan art if that counts-

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? –a bit… :”>-

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? –yep!-

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? -Totally! That and other Anime shows-

You Know Your Addicted to Naruto When..

You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. (kinda’ sometimes)
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.(sometimes..XD)
You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.
..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". (so true...)
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" (I do it in the swimming pool)
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.(I just finished my first chunin exams as a freshman)
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”
Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. (every single time)
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. (That and "I must be hugnry...)
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. (well sometimes... i have an orange jacket =))
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ( In the intramurals I wore it and people were like “what the hell is that?”)
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. (It works every time... just the word and it makes me freak!)
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
"Art is a Bang"
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.(It helps studying easier)
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. (My Dad, cousins, and lil’ bro)
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. (when I watched National Treasure I was like: Maybe there’s hidden gold on the Hokage faces)
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (At night or very early in the morning)
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. (Hey my prof. loves Naruto! He talks about it in science class like how the sphere is like Naruto’s Rasengan)
You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.(call my friend Mina-chan!!)
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"( In the pool again)
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. (it’s somewhere in my profile)
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. (So true but not in my car... my dad's or mom's)
Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

Yes naruto has taken over my life..What?! its not my fault its addicting!

TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? ( Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (I have lots of hoddies)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Totally… everytime my brothers get hurt I laugh)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Against my cousins and they’re all boys)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I played with my brothers)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (PS2 actually)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. You prefer rubber shoes and chuck tailors rather than high heels, doll shoes and sandals.

Total:13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

Result: Tomboyish =)) I guess that’s true..

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.- i do thatXD

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole

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If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

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If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the 4th Hokage is the hottest Hokage, copy and paste ths to your profile.

If you think that Karin should be tortured and killed copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sing Naruto songs and your family would asked what the hell does that mean? copy and paste this to your profile.

If a friend asks you for advice and you give a Naruto quote as an advice copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Kakashi is the best teacher in Naruto copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have lots of copy and paste stuff in your profile copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you promise something and puts BELIEVE IT! at the end copy and paste this to your profile.

If you put DATTEBAYO! at the end of every sentence you say copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get high without drinking alcohol copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends run arround chasing clouds copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, DanichT02, Kakifuarika

THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, Kakifuarika

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, xxCherryBlossomsxx, xxwatchmediexx,Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700,Darkblossom895, Des-Vee and Kynee, Kakifuarika

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her...

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

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SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Kakifuarika

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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes and look good, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing