Dont-Eat-My-Pie
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since: 09-29-07, id: 1386442, Profile Updated: 03-28-13
country: Australia
Author has written 25 stories for NCIS, Supernatural, Torchwood, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Sea Patrol, True Blood, White Collar, Castle, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, and Avengers.

NOTE!!!!!!!

I've deleted a bunch of my stories from my account. basically the ones that are not finished. I'll put all of them back up eventually when im ready to finish them. :):)

My name is Saz and I am in fact a girl. :):) If you wanna get in contact with me just PM (Personal Message) me and I'll get back to you :D


I have a lot of stories going on atm so please be patent. I will try to update each of them. :):)

xoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo

I'm Basically an average person. Who has a fascination with television, books and art.

I love reviews on my stories. Their so motivating. I love it :):)


FAVORITE CHARACTERS

Harry Potter - Snape FTW and Hermione :):)

Torchwood - Ianto and Owen. Followed by Jack then Tosh then Gwen.

True Blood - Bill and Eric

The Vampire Diaries - Damon!!!!!! I also love Elena and Stefan :):)

Sea Patrol - Dutchy, Bird and RO

Supernatural - Sam Castial and Dean

NCIS -Tony and Abby

Lord of the Rings - Legolas and Aragon

Twilight - I like Jacob but I think Edward should be with Bella

White Collar- Neal

Dragon Ball Z - Goku, Vegeta, Yumcha and Trunks

YuGiOh - Seto andYuGiOh

Castle- Castle of course But I LOVE Kate

X-Men - The Young quirky Charles, Logan, Scott, Storm and Rogue


EXPECT WARPED THINGS ON THIS PAGE LOL

I'll start with the reason why I choose to write what I write.

I simply find horror more exciting than other types of writing. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy all kinds of writing, horror is just my favorite. I love to write the kind of things i'd like to read. If it doesn't exist, I'll write it!

I know I write a lot of stuff that would be considered 'fucked up' but hey, if you don't like it, don't read it. I figure, if you cringing while reading my stuff, I'm doing my job well. :)

OH, I don't only write horror, its just the majority of my work :)

I believe that every good TV show or movie deserves a good kidnapping! My reason behind that is this - It makes things exciting and leaves you wanting more!

I really think its exciting to have a kidnapping or a mystery behind something. I enjoy the whole idea of two sides to ever story. For example, in a kidnapping you have the side of the kidnap victim and how they came to be in the predicament their in, the side of the person who is trying to rescue them and the side of the kidnapper.

It's always good to distort the lines between good and bad. When you begin to feel bad for the 'bad guy' thats when you know you're doing a good job. :)

I like to put suspense into thrillers and sometimes really scary stuff that makes you jump or cringe or just think 'that's so wrong' cause that's what makes things exciting.

If you have an idea and don't wanna write it or don't think you can, send it on to me and I'll have a looksie at it. I'm happy to help anyone with ideas and I'm also happy to help you write it. (Gimme a little credit tho eh? lol) Just PM me (Personal Message) and I'll get back to you as quickly as I get the message :):)

I don't have a line!!!!

So if I cross yours, feel free to click off.

I'll write just about anything!

In a thriller/horror - Torture, rape, gore, blood, sex, violence

In a romance/drama - Sex, love, suspense, slash, girl/girl, boy/boy

I don't have a line!!!!


!FAVE PAIRINGS!

Harry Potter

Snape/Lily

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Jinny

Luna/Harry

Torchwood

Jack/Ianto = Janto

Owen/Jack =Jowen

True Blood

Bill/Eric

Lafayette/Eric

Godric/Eric

The Vampire Diaries

Damon/OC (SOMETIMES)

Stefan/Elena

Twilight

Edward/Bella

Jacob/OC (Sometimes)

Dragon Ball Z

Goku/ChiChi

Vegeta/Bulma

Trunks/OC (Sometimes)

YuGiOh

Seto/Joey (SOMETIMES)

YuGiOh/Seto (SOMETIMES)

Castle

Castle/Kate

Esposito/Lanie

X-Men

Young Charles/OC (Sometimes)

Logan/Storm

Scott/Storm

Rogue/Bobby


WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! - if you agree, put this in your profile.


Best Quotes Ever

TORCHWOOD - Owen

Owen: Cheeky bitch took my swipe card.I was taking some readings, you know, keeping an eye on her, and bang!

Jack: Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"?

Owen: Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.

Owen: I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell?

Gwen: That would be grass.

Owen: It's disgusting.

Owen: I started looking into devil worship and stuff from that era [the 1800s, see if there's anything about plucking out hearts, and would you believe it, there's nothing! They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each others' hearts, because obviously, that would have been weird.

Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down!

Owen: What about a mobile connection?

Tosh: [annoyed] The entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!

Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. [mimics telephone] Hello? Anyone there? [normal] No, 'cause the phones aren't working!


Harry Potter - Snape

'Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight are we?'

'Oh, very good...Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.''

'turn to page 394'

'Unless you'd like to poison him, which would be...sincere to do...I am of no help to you'

'Take Out Your Wand'

'You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world is impressed with you.'

Dumbledore: "After all this time, Severus?"

Snape: "Always."


The Vampire Diaries

Stefan - During the dark ages when a vampire's actions threatened to expose or bring harm upon the entire race, they would face judgment. They sought to reeducate them rather than to punish them.

Damon - You know what will happen if i don't... Feed on blood.

Stefan - You'll grow weaker and weaker. Eventually you won't be able to move or speak. In a week your skin will desiccate, and you'll mummify. A living corpse. Unable to hurt anyone. Ever.

Damon - So what, you're just going to leave me in the basement, forever?

Stefan - I've injected you with enough vervain to keep you weak. Once your circulation stops, I'll move you to the family crypt, and then in 50 years, we can reevaluate.

Damon - I'm stronger than you think.

Stefan - You always have been. But you're not stronger than the vervain. And we both know it. I'm sorry. Didn't have to be this way.

Damon - I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't rufie me

Damon - I don't guess I could talk you into bringing me a rabbit or something? I'd settle for Stefan's diet at this point.

Zach - You know I can't do that.

Damon - You succeeded, Zach. I'm shutting down.


Supernatural - Random

(Coming soon)


1. Obsession » reviews
Damon's missing and Stefan is worried. A vampire friend shows up looking for Damon. She explains that he may have been kidnapped by a nest of vampires from their past. How will they save Damon from these blood thirsty animals? WHUMP/rape/violence
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 4-21-13 - Published: 8-4-11 - Damon S. & Stefan S.
2. When The Universe Unites » reviews
When Hawkeye is kidnapped by an unknown threat, the avengers are called together to rescue him. Matters become more urgent when the threat is revealed to be a race of creatures hell bend on consuming as many planets as possible. Nick Fury soon realizes he must call upon the the last 4 of the avengers for the first time from all parts of the universe. Clint Whump Please Review
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-13 - Published: 2-11-13 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Iron Man/Tony S.
3. A New Challange » reviews
Castle has been kidnapped by a ruthless young woman. but why and how is Beckett going to save him before she has her way? This will get quite scary. Please comment and so forth : :
Castle - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-20-13 - Published: 3-12-11 - Rick C. & Kate B.
4. Damon's Prison » reviews
If a vampire doesn't feed they grow weak and eventually loose the ability to move or speak... Their skin dries out... They become a living corpse... A vegetable who will live forever. Damon never did think his brother had it in him... He was wrong... OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - Damon S. & Stefan S.
5. Unwanted Affection » reviews
She always had an unhealthy fascination with Professor Severus Snape. And unfortunately for him, shes about to take it to a whole new level. Whump/Kidnap/Possible Sex scenes/possible OC Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 7-23-11 - Severus S.
6. Lost And Found » reviews
Snape had a son, but when he was 8 his step mother stole him. Now Snape has found him and wants to introduce him to the magic world. But who is his real mother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 7-20-11 - Severus S. & Harry P.
7. Healing Hand » reviews
Based in X Men First Class! Not long after he has opened his school, Xavier is kidnapped by a mysterious woman who has proven she can heal his damaged spine. What does she want from him and will she heal him?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-9-11 - Published: 6-10-11 - Xavier, C.
8. Inevitable » reviews
An old enemy of Neal's is released from jail and he is out for revenge. What will happen to Neal and how will Peter cope when Neal goes Missing?
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 3-27-11 - Neal C. & Peter B.
9. The Collector » reviews
The Collector is the new bad guy out there and he's looking for the perfect parts of you to steal. What happens When he kidnaps the people closest to Peter? Will get a gory in future chapters.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-22-11 - Published: 10-30-10 - Neal C.
10. Practical Jokes War » reviews
Ianto starts a practical joke war. Owen was humiliated and will get him back. please review. XoXo.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 6-6-10 - Ianto J. & Owen H. - Complete
11. Asylum » reviews
Ianto wakes in a strange place. Where is he? Why is he there and where the hell is Jack?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-31-10 - Published: 9-23-10 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete
12. Missing » reviews
Bill has been missing for almost 3 months. where is he and whats happened? WARNING later chapters will contain horror themes. Set during season 1.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-30-10 - Published: 8-4-10 - Bill C.
13. Are You Serious? » reviews
John pays Ianto a visit in the middle of the night, Ianto is not impressed. John smiled. "I'm here to kidnap you and I'm going to kidnap that pretty little doctor too." "Why?" "Jack has something I want."
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 8-27-10 - Ianto J. & John H.
14. Save me! reviews
Hunting aliens can be a tough job especially for Ianto, Owen and John. Do humor and horror go together? lol. "How exactly did we get into this mess again?" Ianto asked. "God only knows!" Owen sighed. "I say we have sex." John added. "Oh God." Owen sigh
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-10 - Ianto J. & Owen H.
15. A Twisted Game » reviews
The team are abducted. But by who and why? What sick games do these psychopaths want to play?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,877 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 8-18-10 - Published: 5-22-10 - Jack H. - Complete
16. Where Is Jack Harkness? » reviews
Jack's been kidnapped so now its up to the team to find him and bring him to safety Goes on with little stories. SET AT START OF SEASON 2
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,254 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-13-10 - Published: 3-26-10 - Jack H.
17. Wrong Impression » reviews
Dutchy meets a girl but soon realizes she is NOT what she seems. This is scary I think so beware. Enjoy : :
Sea Patrol - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-10 - Published: 7-30-10 - Dutchy
18. Hunters » reviews
Jacob and Sam have been kidnapped but by who and why?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 7-5-10 - Jacob
19. Deadly Addiction » reviews
Owen is kidnapped by a young mysterious girl. Who is she, why does she want him and what does she plan to do? How will the Torchwood team save their friend?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 6-8-10 - Owen H. & Jack H.
20. See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil » reviews
After an alien invasion the team start to loose their senses. One by one they begin to, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 7-5-10 - Jack H.
21. Drunken Night reviews
Owen wakes up with a splitting hangover pounding at his skull and notices that he was not alone last night...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-13-10 - Owen H.
22. The Highest Bidder reviews
Legolas and Aragorn are out hunting Orcs, unfortunately for them, they seem to run into a group of people who want nothing more than to sell them to the highest bidder. No Slash Rated M for later chapters, it may get graphic. :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-10 - Legolas & Aragorn
23. Walking Blind » reviews
An Alien Who crash landed on Earth suddenly escapes its rocky tomb and takes control of Jack, causing him to go blind SET AT THE START OF SEASON 2 Janto Fluff
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-29-10 - Published: 5-8-10 - Jack H.
24. Lost Angel » reviews
Castiel is abducted and its up to Dean and Sam to find him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-19-10 - Published: 1-17-10 - Castiel & Dean W.
25. Another Mission, Another Agent » reviews
A new agent is added to the NCIS team and the team are all shocked by their appearance.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 10-1-08