Welcome to Hell's favourite place

Well...I'm actually fully 15 now!!

Half Sardinian, half American( Sardinian means Italy)

I'm a high school sophomore.

lalala

I never had that thing that you call mental sanity lol -.-

My friends say that I'm a huge pervert( ahahah they're just jealous 'cos I'm brave enough to say what I think!) but they loooove meeeeeeeee!!

Oh I didn't say it but I'm a girl...My favourite things are martial arts and singing...Yup I'm a singer!

Some of my qualities:( by a friend: as if she has some-me again:HEY!! I HEARD YOU!!- she: so what? I' m kidding!!_me: no I know you're not waaaaaahhhh!!she again :OK Isa's gone on a rampage and she's momently sulking in a corner while saying that everyone hates her...only because she hates everyone more...hmm I wonder why then she's not surprised that everyone hates HER in the first place...WELL! BACK TO REALITY AND TO THE PRESENTATION!)

Silly

stupid( me. it's not a quality!! darn you!!SHE:but You Know I love you!!me: feh...whatever!)

lovely

nice

EVIIIIIILLLLLL!!(I Agree by the friend who has no name..SHE:I HAVE GOT A NAME..AND IT IS ALSO BEAUTIFUL!!)

yeah whatever...

funny

smart

pretty

by the beautiful friend..-_-"

but also

sweet

sensitive

comprehensive

the end!

my negative qualities:

stubborn

sometimes bossy

sometimes cruel

sadistic

EVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!

that's it!

What I love:

anime/manga:Naruto(me too!!by the friend Isa:without name..SHE: I HAVE A NAME!!)

" " : Bleach

" " : Inuyasha

" " : Kou kou debut

" " :Akuma de soro

" " : Parfait tic

" " : Hot gimmick

" " :Ouran high school host club

" " : Hanazakura no kimitachi

" " :Fullmetal alchemist

" ":Fullmetal panic

" ": Crimson Hero

" ":One Piece

" ":Vampire Knight

Favourite couples:

-Uhh basicly anyone with Hinata but hey I'll write this anyway-

SasuHina

GaaHina

ItaHina

DeiHina

SasoHina

NejiHina ( HYUUGACEST RULES!!)

KibaHina

ShikaHina

NaruSaku (It's the only Sakura couple I can tolerate-I hate all the others with her, basicly because I hate her u.u)

LeeTen (Same as Sakura-I don't hate TenTen, but I can't bare the idea of HER with MY Neji-the only one I can see him with is Hinata)

ToushiroxMomo

RenjixMomo

KiraxMomo

InuxKag

SesshxKagura

YoxHaru

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE GUYS IN AKUMA DE SORO...AH WELL!

IchixFuko

DaiyaxFuko

Same as Akuma de soro...uuugh stupid mind!

MorixHaru

HikaxHaruxKao

IzuxMizu

EdxWinry

SosukexKaname

YushinxNobara

HaibukixNobara

ZoroxNami

SanjixRobin

ZeroxYuki

Boys, COOKIES!!, everything that my mom cooks, every shade of blue, black, the books from stephanie meyer, the books from Celia Rees, music, beating into a bloody pulp my 2 siblings( ahahah my evil side sometimes takes control of me...=_="), and something else that I don't remember lol

What I hate:

stuck up pricks

greek & latin

my italian teacher

bad movies

bad songs

discrimination

my english teacher

smelly socks and underwear ( bwahahahahahahahahah!!)

(friend:=_="...0_o...shocked...DUDE! EVERY ONE HATES THAT!!me: So what? friend: but no one writes that on a profile...and no one wants to read it either! jerk!!)

-_- ( frog!)

I also have some hyper active moments...hehehe...

ok I'm done!

taaa-daan!!

Your lovely BUT evil writer,

Isa!!

don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

You might want to read this:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, x.Hokori.x, mysterygurl13,Piisa

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you beat up your crush copy this to your profile.

If you like weird food like Orihime and Hinata copy this to your profile.

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile(I LIKE BLOOD)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.

You know you live in 2000+ when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont
have
a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just

pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your
friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you
did.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, XxsweetrevengexX,Leilani Daniels, mysterygurl13,Piisa

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

"The game of catch has never been so fun!" - inventor of the hand grenade.

M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

W.I.N.D.O.W.S - Will Install Necessary Drivers, Or Won't Start.

Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

Your mouse has moved. Windows Vista must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? OK

If God created everything who created God?

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

If your clone kills you, is that suicide?

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Here some things that made me laugh until I fell from the chair:

Some people are like slinkys, there not much to look at but you can't help to smile when they fall down the stairs."

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting besides you asking "Damn...we fucked up...but god was that fun or what!"

"dont drink and drive. you might hit a bump and spill you drink

don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

My mind works like lightning ….one brilliant flash and its gone.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

How can I miss you if you wont go away.

You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.

If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable

Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.

This is the result of a test I made...and look who am I! Whoot!!

Zabuza: You are the awesome one himself, the great Zabuza Momochi. You are an amzing badass. You probably cheated to get this,though. But if you got it legit, then you're a quality guy. Only you can wear a seatbelt around your neck and make it look cool.

Ahahahahahahaha you should all watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSSKmVMbuT4&feature=related

You'll laugh your heads off!!

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

OMG go and see this...it's so cuuuute!!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=26871

Naruto Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail! XD

Neji Hyuga - "You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my NEXT GIRLFRIEND!"

Kankuro - "Hey baby. Im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

Shikamaru Nara - "If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"

Shino Aburame - "Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes."

Kiba Inuzuka - "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Gaara - "You be the iceberg. I'll be the Titanic and I'll go down on you."

Rock Lee - "BE MY GIRLFRIEND!! I'll protect you till the day I die!"

Naruto Uzumaki - "If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry. Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their

CLUBS YOU CAN JOIN

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, Chibi Kabutos, sasukerules.org,xkawaiichix, SasukeUchiha911, Piisa

THE ROCK LEE FAN CLUB: Rock Lee needs a fan club. No one has a Lee fan club. SO I STARTED ONE! If you think Lee is awesome copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to show Rock Lee that we care! Please Pm sasukerules. org so your name could be added to the list on her profile.: sasukerules.org,MoonWaterLily,SasukeUchiha911, Piisa

SASUKE RULES CLUB: IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list.: sasukerules. org,xkawaiichix,SasukeUchiha911, Piisa