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since: 09-29-07, id: 1386765, Profile Updated: 07-08-08
country: Canada
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Inheritance Cycle, Final Fantasy VII, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

HYAA!! I ARE THE NINJA!! -flings shuriken at unsuspecting sibling-

Yo. I am Kat. You can call me either that, or you can call me Htaed. I am a female who resides...somewhere that you don't need to know, and I have a possibly unnatural obsession with Bleach, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Loveless, and other such manga/anime/movies/books/whatever that I am to lazy to think of and type in,so, ya...Oh, yeah, and i have muses by the names of Yami, Hakiri, and Grimm (Grimm hasn't been posted yet, in case you're looking for him.)

CHARACTER PROFILES

This is the general profiles for most of my stories, just what the characters look like, unless otherwise indicated. If there are two names with a slash (/) between them, that means that the character is in more than one story, but the name changes. Also, if theres another discription in the story, just go with that one.

Name: Shade (Shay)/Koharu (Haru, Haru-chan) Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance: Shay/Haru has long black hair that's streaked through with bright silver and her eyes are mismatched; left is green, right is purple. Her ears are pieced seven times each with varying earrings. Her tongue and nose are also pierced with matching silver studs. She has a tattoo that says 'INSANITY' in calligraphy on the back of her neck, and her nails are nearly always painted black and/or white. (Haru doesn't have the tattoo)

Name: Alyxx/Kakurenbo (Ren, Ren-chan, Ren-kun) Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance: Alyxx/Ren has long black hair streaked with crimson and dark blue (trust me, it looks really good!). Her eyes are blue, and her ears are pierced five times each, and she also has a nose stud, as well as a snakebite with black hoops. Nails are sometimes painted black. (Ren doesn't have the snakebite)

Name: Kat Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance:Kat has long-ish dark red hair and again, mismatched green and purple eyes. Her ears are pierced twice, with a hoop in her upper right ear.

Name: Tasha (Tash) Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance: Tash has long dark brown hair, almost black, with two white streaks framing her face (again, trust me, it looks good). Her eyes are blue-green, and her ears are pierced once.

Name: Nikki Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance: Nikki has long-ish black hair, with dark red bangs, and red streaks in her hair. Her eyes are gray-green, and her ears are pierced twice with a spike in her upper left ear.

Name: Faydra (Fay)/Anitchka (Chika)/Sayura Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance: Fay/Chika/Sayura has long, pale blonde hair and blue-gray eyes. Her ears are pierced once, and she tends to wear fancy earrings.

Name: Ryleigh (Ri)/Chisame (Chiu, Chi) Gender: female Age: 17
Appearance: Ryleigh/Chiu has longish, wavy black hair and her ears are pierced once. Her eyes are dark brown/black, and she prefers to wear her hair up in a ponytail.

Quotes:

If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the money go?
-me

If life gives you any kind of citrus fruit whatsoever, squirt the juice in your enemies' eyes.
-me

Come to the dark side. We may be killer psychopaths, but we have cookies!
-me

You're so amazing. You should go to that special boarding school they have for all the other amazing people, and they let you sit in a round room wearing a straightjacket. No, really, you should. You'd fit right in!
-me

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every single minute of it!

When all else fails...Read the instructions.

Home is where they understand you.

Hold on...My train of thought just hit a cow.

Duct tape is like the force: It has a Light side and a Dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.

You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be mis-quoted and used against you!

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.

It's not enough to succeed; others must fail.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!
-Adam, Mythbusters (TV show)

I just had one of those what-the-hell-are-we-doing moments.
-Adam, Mythbusters (TV show)

A boy once gave a girl a dozen roses. The middle one is fake, and he said, "I'll love you until the last rose dies." (Me: Awwww how sweet -gags-)

I will never die, because Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say guns don't kill people, people do. I think the guns might help a little though...I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!', I don't think you'd cause too much damage.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

People are a lot like Slinkies: Not very useful ,but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile, and the world smiles with you. Laugh, and they think you're on drugs.

Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away.
-My friends and me talking about this kid who used to be friends with us, his name's Evan, he's is SO FUCKING ANNOYING, and unfortunately, ignoring him didn't work, so we resorted to literally running away every time we see him. He still comes and annoys us. The only thing that's stopping us from killing him, is the lawsuits that will follow. We can't have that, can we? It would make us miss our anime!!

Does anyone find it infuriating that Tifa Lockhart from FFVII shares Gilderoy Lockhart's last name from HArry Potter? I do, and it's madddening! I hate him!

"Inspiration often comes late at night, when you should be doing your homework."
-Amy Lee, lead singer of Evanescence

"Did we somehow overdose on pills and not realize it?" "Well... you probably did. Jackie and I didn't." "No, you guys probably snorted Pixie Styx."
- KT, Jackie and Megan, 'Child's Play' by Yargy The Pirate Queen

"RAWR! I ARE THE VAMPIRE!"
-Chibi Vincent Valentine, 'Ongaku Niji' by Passe on an Angel

"Did I make you sad? People shed tears when they're hurt or sad, don't they? Did I hurt you?"
-Sai, 'Letting Go And Moving On', by Kativa-chan

The things that matter most in life carry no price tag. (Or they're at least marked 50 off.)
-me

"I want to play a game." -Jigsaw, Saw I, II, and III
(David!! You broke the rules!! GAME OVER!!)

"Is there something wrong with my singing?" "No...If you like something that sounds like a bunch of chinchillas got caught by the lawn mower." "And you would know what that sounds like, how? Have you recently mowed down a group of poor innocent chinchillas?" -Sephiroth and Cloud, 'The Haircut', by Yoru no Kuronue

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Kiarra-Chan, QuikSylver, Htaed is Death backwards.

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1. Talkshow 5! reviews
Talkshow with Harry, Draco, Sirius and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete
2. Talkshow Number 4!
Talkshow with Envy, Greed, Ed, Al, and Armstong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete
3. Talkshow Number 3! reviews
Talkshow with Cloud, Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yuffie and Vincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete
4. Talkshow Number 2! reviews
Talkshow with Kisame, Zetsu, Orochimaru and Tobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete
5. In Which Game Characters Become NotSoFictional » reviews
Shay is a relatively normal high school student, living by herself, because her parents got fed up with her, as are her best friends Kittarra and Alyxx. What happens when the men of FFVII turn up on Shay's doorstep, with their brains, well, scrambled?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 12-19-07
6. Ski Trip Gone Wrong » reviews
Fay groaned as she sat up. "Where are we?" Nikki looked around warily. "In answer to your question...I......I think we're in Alagaesia..." "WHAAAAAT?" "We were SKIING!" "How does THAT work?" AN: there will be NO pairings AT ALL. are we clear?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 12-6-07
7. Talkshow reviews
Talkshow with Grimmy, Ulqui, Strawberry, Aizen-GAWD, and Gin, plus yours truly, and my assistant.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete
8. WHAT the? » reviews
Two friends find themselves transformed, and in the Naruto world. Oh noes! Whatever shall they do, when they discover a plot to end things as they know it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 6-14-08
9. A New Curse? What? » reviews
What happens when a bunch of transfer students are revealed to have a similar, but different curse than the Sohmas? What are they to do?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-1-08
10. Hate Me reviews
Okay, so this fic takes place right after Sasuke left for Sound, but before everyone knew. Sasuke left a letter for Naruto...but what does it say? read to find out, mild yaoi, will possibly write a sequel ,semisequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
11. The Oddities of High School reviews
This is sort of an Akatsuki centric. Deidara, Itachi and Hidan find love in their 11th grade classroom, with three hyperactive chicks who will stop at nothing to torture their cruel teacher, Ms. Jennings...cue spooky music, dun dun duhhh...anyway, plz r&r
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-2-07
12. Demonic Ninjas reviews
In this fic, EVERYBODY'S a demon. This story is the doings of the Akatsuki, and all other random characters that pop in at odd times. InuYashaxNaruto Xover. DeixOC, KisaxIta, possible SasuxNaru This is my first fic, be nice please.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-07 - Deidara
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