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Author has written 24 stories for Inuyasha, Legend of Zelda, and Final Fantasy VII. Just an update, I'm not dead :) I'm working on 'light and darkness' 'to the beach and insanity' AND! 'dreaming of a world' They'll be out soon! Update about highschool of ligh and dark! The sequel is now up! It's called Light and Darkness! Enjoy! Hmm.. I just got Dissidia, so updates might be slow for a while, not to mention... School... Last year to people! Well... Maybe... I might have to go back if I want to be a nurse... ;p Info: Ok...I'm 18 and I live in Nova Scotia Canada...I go to Sir John A Macdonald High School. I'm a girl...Forgot to put that, I love to draw and write strories... My grammer is really bad... I know but it doesn't stop my stories from being funny! xD... I always get really sucky english teachers who don't know how to teach their own class, so that might be the cause... Appearence: ... Short emo styled light brown hair(appearently it has natural red highlights in the sun, and light greyish purple in the shade) Brown eyes that turn topaz in light (My mom's do to! It's really weird) I am a bit plump, and my family calls me the cripple. Why? Because I have dislocating knee caps, arthritis, and I get migranes that can send me to the hospital. Not to mention I break my toes alot... -grumbles- My interests are Anime and video games... My stories! Book two: The rising of hell Adventure in the darkness: Highschool of light and dark: Light and Darkness: Dreaming of a world: Website: http://www.myspace.com/kisetsu_shirosenshi I'm Zack the Fair! I love being Zack~ Add me guys! I gots a pic of Cian! http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/saphiresaphi/CianMcKennoth.jpg http://www.myyearbook.com/kisetsushirosenshi http://kisetsu116.deviantart.com/ Like.. 3 Shigen pics here now! And I'm going to take pic of my Sims too! This is the best website in the world! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Kisetsu Ok... If you like yaoi... and Crisis core... and you like them even more when they're together... Go to this website! It is my god! http://www.schala-kitty.net/orglix/crisis/ Go now!! Click eet~ I'm am currently watching: Gundam 00, Neo Angelique, Junjou Romantica, Tactics and Ouran Highschool Host Club over again. I like comparing Tamaki and Setsuna's voices. Same voice actor, sounds totally different! xD Favourite characters: (In Order) Inu-yasha: Inu-yasha/Miroku/Sesshomaru Naruto: Gaara/Naruto/Neji Samurai deeper Kyo: Kyo/Akira Chrono crusade: Chrono/Aion Vampire knights: Zero/Aidou Bleach: Ichigo Deathnote: Light... FMA: Ed/Hughs/Roy MAR: Well... I cant remember the main character's name... Ginta! xD GSD/GS: Athrun/Kira/Shinn Monochrome factor: Akira/Shirogane Wolf's rain: Tsume/Kiba Tactics: Kantaro/Haruka Host Club: Hikaru/Tamaki/Kyouya FFVII: Cloud FFVII Crisis core: Zack/Angeal Kingdom hearts: Roxas!/Sora~ Gundam 00: Setsuna/ Allelujah Haptism/ Hallelujah/ Lockon Stratos(Neil first, then Lyle) Graham Acker Star Ocean: Roddic Romantica: Hiroki, Nowaki! Neo Angelique: Rayne, Jade~ But my two most fav characters are Zack and Cloud! Favorite 'normal' shows: ER House CSI Blood ties Merlin Listener Star trek Castle AFV Numb3rs Twice in a lifetime Vampire Diaries Any history show Any discovery show~ V Favorite video games:I love RPG's they are kick ass! Zelda Fire Emblem Soul Calibur Every Inu-yasha game Super smash bros meele Final Fantasy: I, II, IV, V, VII, VIII, IX, X, XII Every Naruto game Harvest moon Star ocean Okami Kingdom Hearts Final Fantasy VII Crisis core Dissidia Phoenix Wright Favorite Anime Shows: Inu-yasha Samurai Deeper Kyo Chrono crusade Vampire knight Naruto Bleach Death Note Full Metal Alchemist MAR Gundam SEED/Destiny Monochrome factor Wolf's rain Tactics: This is like the best anime ever!! Ouran High School House Club Gundam 00 Junjou Romantica Neo Angelique Shonen Onmyouji My Oc's I have over 100 Oc's! So I'm going to put my most used on here! Haniam Note: Age appearance basically means what age they were when they were turned Shigen Kyoukan (Mommy) Sugi and Kouin (Dumb and dumber as Ryuk calls them, or the emo twins) Taiyou, Kengen and Rikou (Tai, Ken and Ri chan) Shukumei Dori-mu (Dori or Mu chan) Futago Sabishii Fukyuu (Princess) Kaichou (Kai) Tanryoku (Ryuk) These are the one's who live in Hyrule, next I'll do the one's found in other places. Random Oc conversations Do you ever have random conversations with characters in your head? Well you're not the only one... What else am I going to do at my crazy school...? So here are a few that I have taken and writtin down... Shigen is so funny... Math class Me: Hi Shigen! Math class is boring eh? Shigen:... Kisetsu...? How many people do you think are high right now...? Me: ... Everyone except me and the teacher... Shigen: Humans are pathetic... Me: And what am I? Shigen: ... Me: I thought so. Shigen: -whispers- A pathetic human... Me: I heard that! Gym -volly ball flys towards me- Shigen: Kisetsu... Now would be a good time to- -volly ball hits me in the face- Shigen: Look at the server... Me: Thanks Shigen... You're my hero... Shigen: I would hate to see you play dodge ball... Me: ... Questionares! Yes... I got Shigen to answer some of these... Name: Shigen Hikarn... 1. Why not me?: ... Why not me what...? 2. Am I nice?: No... 3. Am I doing what I really want to do?: No... I don't like killing... 4. What am I grateful for?: Nothing.. 5. What’s missing in my life?: I can't answer that... 6. Am I honest?: Always... 7. Do I listen to others?: If they don't annoy me... 8. Do I work hard?: Kind of... 9. Do I help others?: No... 10. What do I need to change about myself?: Having emotions would be nice... 11. Have I hurt others?: Many times... 12. Do I complain?: No... 13. What’s next for me?: Hopefully death... 14. Do I have fun?: Is fun an emotion...? 15. Have I seized opportunities?: No... 16. Do I care about others?: If you wish to put it that way... 17. Do I spend enough time with my family?: I don't have one... 18. Am I open-minded?: Very.. 19. Have I seen enough of the world?: No... 20. Do I judge others?: Yes... 21. Do I take risks? Yes... 22. What is my purpose?: I don't have one... 23. What is my biggest fear?: Rats... 24. How can I conquer that fear?: Stay away from them... 25. Do I thank people enough?: ... Why should I...? 26. Am I successful?: Every time... 27. What am I ashamed of?: My life... 28. Do I annoy others?: I hope... 29. What are my dreams?: I want to be free... 30. Am I positive?: Perhaps... 31. Am I negative?: Who isn't...? 32. Is there an afterlife?: No... 33. Does everything happen for a reason?: Why don't you go ask someone else...? 34. What can I do to change the world?: ... Kil my step father maybe... 35. What is the most foolish thing I’ve ever done?: ... Defiantly not answering that... 36. Am I cheap?: I don't have money... 37. Am I greedy?: I don't want anything... 38. Who do I love?: Ze- ... No one... 39. Who do I want to meet?: My... mother... 40. Where do I want to go?: To the shadow world... 41. What am I most proud of?: urg... 42. Do I care what others think about me?: I don't give a damn... 43. What are my talents?: I can use fire... 44. Do I utilize those talents?: Yes... I'm very good with fire... I have to be... It can kill me... 45. What makes me happy?: ... 46. What makes me sad?: ... 47. What makes me angry?: ... 48. Am I satisfied with my appearance?: People tell me I'm sexy... 49. Am I healthy?: I'm dead... 50. What was the toughest time in my life?: When Zeon... Never mind... 51. What was the easiest time in my life?: Training with Kai... 52. Am I selfish?: I try not to be... 53. What was the craziest thing I did?: Tried to drink the blood of a vampire... Their blood is poisonous to me... 54. What is the craziest thing I want to do?: Kill myself... 55. Do I procrastinate?: No... I get stuff done on time... 56. What is my greatest regret?: Not... Sa- ... Never mind... 57. What has had the greatest impact on my life?: Can we stop this now...? 58. Who has had the greatest impact on my life?: Kain... 59. Do I stand up for myself?: Who would if I didn't...? 60. Have I settled for mediocrity?: ... 61. Do I hold grudges?: Always... 62. Do I read enough?: I've read an entire library of books... 63. Do I listen to my heart?: My heart doesn't make any noise... 64. Do I donate enough to the less fortunate?: I kill them if they are suffering... 65. Do I pray only when I want something?: I don't pray... 66. Do I constantly dwell on the past?: Too much... 67. Do I let other people’s negativity affect me?: It can't... I have no emotions... 68. Do I forgive myself?: I never will... 69. When I help someone do I think “What’s in it for me”?: What's the point in helping them...? 70. Am I aware that someone always has it worse than me?: What could be worse then being a living dead...? 71. Do I smile more than I frown?: I do neither... 72. Do I surround myself with good people?: ... They come to me... 73. Do I take time out for myself?: If there was time... 74. Do I ask enough questions?: If I wish to know the answer to something... Favourite Movie quotes 300 1) "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!" (kicks the Persian messenger into a well) 2) "Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!" Movie scenes 300 Leonidas: Before you speak, Persian, know that in Sparta, everyone, even a king’s messenger, are held accountable for the words of his voice. Now, what message do you bring? Persian Messenger: Earth and water. Leonidas: Pauses You rode all the way from Persia for earth and water? Gorgo: Do not be coy or stupid, Persian. You can afford neither in Sparta. Persian Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men? Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men. Leonidas: Daxos, what a pleasant surprise. Daxos: This morning's full of suprises Leonidas. Arcadian soldier: We've been tricked. Arcadian: Only a few of them? That is a surprise. Daxos: Silence! We heard Sparta was on the warpath, we were eager to join forces. Leonidas: If a bit of blood you seek, you're welcome to join us. Daxos: But you bring only these handful of soldiers? Against Xerxes? I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own. Leonidas: Doesn't it? points to a soldier next to Daxos You there, what is your profession? 1st Arcadian Soldier: I'm a potter...sir. Leonidas: And you, Arcadian, what is your profession? 2nd Arcadian Soldier: Sculptor, sir. Leonidas: Sculptor. And you? 3rd Arcadian Soldier: Blacksmith. Leonidas: Turning towards the Spartans Spartans! What is your profession? Spartans: Harooh! Harooh! Harooh! Leonidas: See, old friend, I brought more soldiers than you did. Gladiator 1) "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife…and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." 2) "Fratres! Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line. Stay with me. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! his men burst out laughing Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity." 3) "At my signal, unleash hell." 4) "I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." Favourite quotes from books "A long time ago I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was a wicked pervert who would cut off my pee pee with a pair o scissors and that if I didn't stop chattering about him, he would be certain to put me on his list and look me up. Christmas was never the same for me after that, but at least I still have my pee pee." _Odd Thomas I said, "You havn't seen the uberskeleton, ma'am." -Odd Thomas Brother Odd Dean Koontz Blood Ties: Quotes/Skits: Henry Fitzroy: (Vampire) 1) "Don't trust the movies, look what they did to vampires." 2) "Bravery is a powerfully attractive trait in a woman, stupidity is not." 3) "Fine, read my books, sniff into the secrets of my inner life. But be careful how deep you dig, Vicki… it might be a dark ride." 4) "It's impolite to refuse a drink when offered." 5) "This lady here is trying to help you. I'm ambivalent. I'd advise you to be nice." 6) "Because finding me in your bed, running my hands all over your body would be...horrible?" Victoria Nelson 1) "Coreen, be still. No one likes a perky goth." 2) "They're demon brands, Coreen. They're not Hello Kitty tattoos. Actually, that would be worse." 3) (to Henry): You might wanna take that hand off my arm before I snap it off at the wrist. Skits: 1) Mike: You know what's sad, Vic? 2) Vicki: Yeah, but Henry, you don't have a death wish. Fav anime quotes: Inu-yasha: Inu-yasha 1) "I've heard that from a number of poor souls whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!" 2) After being reminded he is a half-demon and cannot hope to win "Half is all I need to kick your scaly hide!" 3) "That's pretty bad when you can even give a half-demon the creeps." 4) "With brothers fighting like that, it causes a hell of a lot of trouble for everyone else. I can't believe them." everyone glares at him 5) "She said 'I'm going home... STUUUUPIIID" After being told by Kaede that that was a bad impression"I'm a demon, not a comedian!" 6) "I dare you to say SIT!" 7) "Yeah yeah, roar roar to you, too, buddy. Let's get it over with." 8) "You're possessed by something, but it ain't a demon." 9) "Hey, Shippo! Your village called, and they're missing their idiot!" 10) to Kaede, an old woman "I'd come up there and kill you if you weren't half-dead already!" 11) "Keh, women; no sense of priorities." 12) After seeing the TV for the first time "This is the strangest box I've ever seen!" 13) "Stone Wielder Boulder Griever!" 14) "Your brain's broken or something." 15) To Kagome, clad in miko garb "Hey, get undressed." gets hit with large rock "I didn't mean get naked stupid. I just can't stand seeing you in those clothes!" 16) "If you're trying to reason with me, come up with something reasonable." 17) "No use crying over spilt blood." 18) "The one who's going to defeat Naraku is me. That wimpy wolf will only be getting leftovers in his supporting role." 19) "If you don't want to become my claws' victim, meekly bring over the Shikon no Tama." 20) Opening a bag of potato chips "Fried potatoes!" 21) "If ya got a problem, just spit it out already!" 22) "I dare you to say SIT!" 23) "Oh cut the crap Sesshomaru, and don't come crying to me afterwards!" 24) to Miroku "Oh, so now I'm your faithful terrier all of the sudden! Wondering if I've sniffed out a scent or heard something with my little doggie ears. Damn it! You guys piss me off! Every single one of you." 25) to Miroku "Maybe you should explain what you do with women!" 26) to Kagome "Alright, alright, I'll avenge you, already." Shippo 1) "You shouldn't talk to yourself. People would wonder." 2) Kagome just complained about her bottom hurting from riding her bike"Inuyasha! Do you want Kagome's butt to get deformed?!" 3) "I've got to keep it together!" 4) "Inuyasha is so stubborn." 5) "Wait! Don't leave me!!" 6) about Inuyasha or Miroku "Idiot." 7) "Guess that means you haven't gotten very far with Kagome then?" After seeing Inu's reaction "I don't know what that means, but people never seem willing to answer." 8) "Inuyasha's so strong that it makes up for the fact that he's stupid, childish, and just plain weird." Miroku 1) to Inuyasha after they were slapped from watching Kagome and Sango bathe "It was worth the pain; that was a wonderful sight we just saw." 2) "It's improbable, it's impossible, it's against my religion." 3) about Inuyasha "He's such a simpleton that he just had to THINK he could lift the sword..." 4) "Would you consider bearing my child?" 5) "Ah... I see you are going to have many babies in your future... Let's get started." 6) to shrunken water goddess "You are very tiny, but I'm willing to give it a try..." 7) "Oh, so you want to bathe with me?" 8) to Inuyasha "Be nicer to the women-folk!" 9) during the second movie, when Sango prepares to hurl boulder at him "Wait, Sango...DON'T BE RASH!!" 10) After InuYasha explains unclearly what he did with Kikyo "Ah, ghastly! You mean you did that in front of Kagome!?" 11) sees InuYasha on the ground "I recognize this position, meaning Kagome must be somewhere nearby." Sango 1) (to InuYasha in episode 160) "Sit boy! No good. I guess it only work when Kagome says it" Sesshomaru 1) "We'll talk first, kill later." 2) "Well, Totosai... don't you think it's a pity for Tetsusaiga? All InuYasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength... It's the same whether its a famous sword or a log." 3) "Mind your own business. I don't like human food." 4) (Regarding humans) "Why protect them? Why miss them? Why love them?" 5) "Just because you have Tetsusaiga, it doesn't mean a low-life like you can master it." 6) "Compared to me, you were never any good." 7) "We will discuss your intentions later. If you're still alive, that is." Game quotes: I got these from wikiquote... Fire emblem: Path of Radiance 1) "So your nervous little staff officer told you that did he? Has he snapped yet, he seems high-strung." -Ranulf (Referring to Soren) 2) "Oof...that was...poorly done."-Soren (If killed/injured in game) 3) "Ho, I'm fine! Don't worry about old Kieran! I just need to pull this axe out of my head here... Whooo, that's sharp!"-Kieran 4) "Deceitful, lying, squinty coward!"-Kieran (to Oscar) 5) "Ike? Ike! This can't... It can't... What am I... If you're not here, what am I to do?"-Soren (If Ike dies chapters 18-25 or 28) 6) "Screw you!"-Shinon (to Ike) 7) "Wh-what? WHAT?! And watch how you say my name, boy! Boy, boy, boy... Wittle boy Ike... Wittle Ikey..."-Shinon (to Ike) 8) "Humans are shameless creatures that carelessly ignore any misfortune which does not befall them directly. They can--and often do--turn a blind eye to all manner of wickedness so long as it does not touch them or their kin."-Soren 9) "So you're saying I'm ugly, is that it? I look like some kind of thug to you?"-Haar (to Makalov) 10) "Devdan thinks that you look angry. Why are you always scowling? Small children will start to cry!"-Devdan (to Nephenee) 11) "Please, Ashnard. I can hardly wait to rake my talons across your face." - Tibarn 12) "You've grown quite good at hiding it. But, it's merely a matter of time before your heritage becomes... evident."-Stefan (to Soren) 13) "Sure, no problem! Hmmm... I guess I'll just... sit down here and... knit... something... Ooo, look! A bear!"-Kieran (in his support conversation with Rhys) 14) "Mmm... I think I'll just stretch out here... Yeah... that's it. This moss is nice and squishy. Leave me alone. It's nap time." - Haar (to Jill) 15) "Now we've got you! Eat rock! Heh... eat rock... I'm pretty clever..." - Soldier (to Ike's army) 16) "Rhys? I'm a Crimean Knight! We fear neither blood, nor pain, nor terribly sharp implements being inserted into our..." - Kieran (to Rhys) 17) "You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four..." - Volke (C Level support with Bastian) 18) Ranulf: Hey, Ike. Isn't it a little too late to be training?Ike: I haven't had a chance to train today. I try to swing a sword everyday, even if it's just for a little while. It helps me focus and keeps me calm. Plus, it's good practice. Haaaa! Kyaaaaa!Ranulf: I see. So your strength doesn't just come from your bloodline. It's also a result of your persistence. No wonder you grow more powerful every time I see you... Nice. Very nice...Ike: Haaaaa! And one and... Hiyaaaa!Ranulf: Oh, sorry. I'm interrupting you. I'll see you la--Ike: Wait. What do you want? I assume you came out here to tell me something.Ranulf: Not really. I'm just being a mother cat... No matter how many times we tell you to take it easy, you're always working. I thought you might take a break if I came over and talked to you. But... I can see that you're still crazy. I'll go now.Ike: You think I'm crazy? How so?Ranulf: Well...a little crazy, yeah! I've never worked for a leader who's as blunt and straightforward as you. It's pretty shocking to have a commander who doesn't care what anyone thinks, no matter how powerful they are.Ike: Well, that's just my style. I don't have to be like someone else, do I?Ranulf: Why are you so confident? I don't get it. Normal beorc just do what people tell them and try not to make a fuss. But not you! I heard you even yelled at the apostle!Ike: Yeah, that wasn't my brightest moment.Ranulf: Then again, worrying about a beorc like this is definitely not normal laguz behavior. I guess I'm a fish out of water myself... Wait, did I just call myself a fish?Ike: Wha--? Ha ha! You're a cat, remember!? I thought you ate fish! Ha ha ha!Ranulf: Hey! I made you laugh! That's good. That's a good first step.Ike: Fine, fine! I'll take a break. Um... so what do I do now? Am I supposed to drink tea or something?Ranulf: Tea is good. And eat something. Oh, and maybe you should take a... catnap! Wha ha ha ha! 19) "Well, for all those born with nothing, there are those born with everything. Perhaps those who never notice the difference are the ones we should envy." - Ranulf 20) "Dang. Should've brought more priests... or... babies..." Schaeffer (death quote) 21) "I figured that egg thing was a joke, but I had no idea it ever really happened... Bird tribes... Go figure." - Ike (to Janaff) 22) "What!? You're not!? Phew! Hah... you had me there. I mean... just one nasty look from that face of yours could scare a man to death!"-Makalov (to Haar) 23) "The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now..."-Haar (Death Quote) 24) "Ho, I'm fine! Don't worry about old Kieran! I just need to pull this axe out of my head here... Whooo, that's sharp!"-Kieran 25) "You can be a general, or you can be dinner. I don't really care which... But do try to show a little initiative, would you?" - King Ashnard (to General Petrine) Final fantasy VII: Cloud Strife 1) "Ahhh... You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow." -Cloud strife talking about Barret wearing a sailor suit 2) "I'm... Cloud. The master of my own illusionary world." 3) "I think I'm beginning to understand. An answer from the Planet, the Promised Land...I think I can meet her...there." 4) "...Shut up. The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!" 5) "Good night..Zack." 6) "It's not my problem." 7) "...Something." When Yuffie asks Cloud to say something 8) "A floating city... pretty unsettling scenery." 9) "Finger? What the hell!" When the in-game tutorial places a finger-like cursor above his head 10) "Looks like I'm always going to be facing crises all my life..." 11) "If this is all a dream, don't wake me up." 12) "People tell me that my personality is divided. I don't think so, but maybe it is." 13) "All right, everyone, let's mosey." 14) "No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can't go anywhere except where its rails take it." Aeris 1) "Don't fight here! You'll ruin the flowers!" 2) "Oh you're so cute, Miss Cloud." 3) last words "I'll be going now. I'll come back when it's all over." 4) "He always said that just once, he'd like to dress up like a girl." attempting to convince a tailor to make Cloud a dress 5) "Hey, that's Cloud's line! '...It's too dangerous, I can't get you involved...' Blah blah blah." Vincent 1) "Vincent. My occupation is...forget it." 2) "Hearing your stories has added upon me yet another sin. More nightmares will come to me now. More than I previously had." 3) "I was frozen in time, but now I feel as if my time is just beginning..." 4) "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it." 5) "Cool? Hmmm... I guess that's just the way I am, sorry." Sephiroth 1) "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion." 2) "...My sadness? What do I have to be sad about? I am the chosen one. I have been chosen to be the leader of this Planet. I have orders to take this planet back from you stupid people for the Cetra. What am I supposed to be sad about?" 3) "Ha, ha, ha. Think, Cloud? ..."Cloud"? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, excuse me. You never had a name..." 4) "Tell me what you cherish most...give me the pleasure of taking it away." 5) "Are you trying to confuse me with everything you've just said--? Or is what you say the truth I've been looking for? Which ever it may be, You Will Rot." Zack Fair 1) "Those wings...give them to me too." 2) "Grasp your dream! If you wanna be a hero you'll have to grasp your dream." 3) "That kid...he told me the natural sky scared him. As I tought, it feels fulfilling. Those wings, give them to me too. Because it's kinda feels...nice." 4) "Embrace your dreams, and, whatever happens protect your honor...as SOLDIER" 5) "Hey.. I've become a hero... right?" 6) "No, way. He just ate my hair!" 7) "The price of freedom is steep." Angeal's mother 1) To Zack "Zero attention span, restless as a little puppy." Genesis To Sephiroth "When will you...stop acting so relaxed?" Final Fantasy VIII: Leon... I call him Leon... 1) I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron... 2) Will they... Will they talk about me this way if I die, too? Squall was this and that. Using past tense, saying whatever they want? So this is what death is all about... ...Not for me. I won't have it!! 3) Did I say something terrible? Women... I don't understand them. 4) I hate having nothing to do. It gets me thinking too much. 5) It feels great to have friends who believe in you, and adults you can rely on. 6) ...A speech? Forget it. Cut the mic! 7) This is like talking to a wall. 8) To tell you the truth... I worry too much about what others think of me. 9) There's is no good or bad, just opinion and perspective. 10) No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy, I'll be your knight. Gundam seed/destiny/00 Gundam 00 Setsuna F. Seiei 1) "I am gundam." 2) "Choriisu~" xD don't ask... Lockon Stratos 1) "What am I doing?" "But unless I take care of him..." "I need to avenge them..." "I can't move on..." "I can't face the world!" "That's why... " "I'm going to snipe you!" 2) "Father, Mother, Amy..." "I know, even if I do this, I may not change anything." "It won't go back to normal." "Even so, from now on, tomorrow..." "The future that Lyle lives in..." 3) "You people... are you satisfied with this world? I'm not." -Last words 4) "I'm the man who could snipe you from the other side of the stratosphere." 5) "Nerai Ustuze!" (Aim and fire, lock on and fire, aimand shoot, you get it) Allelujah Haptism 1) "Your brain waves and reflexes may be similar enough... but thinking at the speed you do, you'll never be able to catch up! Your movements are truly just like a lowly animal's! That's why I can read your movements. Reflexes combined with intelligence, that's what makes the ideal Super Soldier!" Gundam seed Athrun Zala 1) "I can't exactly fight a war with a big smile on my face." Kira Yamato 1) "If you just did nothing because you thought it wouldn't help, then you'd end up doing less than nothing, for nothing would change and nothing would end." Mu La Flaga 1) "I'm the man who can make the impossible, possible." 2) Final words "Didn't I tell you I could make the impossible possible...!" Gundam seed destiny Auel Neider 1) "Should we take along its head as a souvenir? Now that would be one hell of a cool present!" 2) "Then I guess you'll just have to die here! I'll tell Neo your last words, all she said was "Goodbye!" 3) "You don't think that's gonna hit me, do you?" 4) "Calm down!? How do you expect me to calm down!? That lab is the place where my mother... m-mother... she's still there." 5) "I'm sick and tired of looking at that face! Today I'll gut you like a fish." Stella Loussier 1) "I'm not dead... everything is all right, Stella, isn't it?" Athrun Zala 1) "Anyone who has ever wept because the felt weak or powerless has always had those kinds of thoughts. Oh, yes. But the moment you acquire all that power you dreamt of, you become the one who causes others to weep tears of loss. Never forget that." 2) "You can't just fight without knowing the true reason behind your anger!" Rey Za Burrel 1) "All life, no matter how difficult, is worth living." 2) "What's in the past is in the past, and no one knows what the future holds. So it's hopeless to discuss either. All you can do is wait and hope for tomorrow." 3) "Everyone seems to be so concerned about the question of truth. But why? Why are people always concerned with it? Is the true always right, and the false always wrong?" Shinn Asuka 1) "I guess this just goes to show that you don't know everything after all. Later." 2) "It's all right now, Stella. You don't have to be afraid any more. You no longer have to suffer. You're free. Nothing will ever scare you again. Don't worry. It's all over. You can rest here in peace. Good night. I said I'd protect her. I said... I said I'd protect her. Stella! I'm sorry!" 3) "Never mind, Rey. Advice from someone who lost a battle is no good to me." Kira Yamato 1) "What are you trying to do!? Be a sitting duck!?" Friend's and family and also random tv show quotes : "Oh my god! There's a deer in the parking lot getting high!" -Some random bully in my Oceans class "Come on guys... let's just chill with the jelly fish..." -My Oceans Teacher xD "Ewwww! It's icky cowboy music!" -Talking about country music- Malory "Lock ness horse cock!" -Mark... "May I have your attention please? If your in track and field, there's a meeting after this announcement, that's all thanks. Steven, put that basketball away!" -Announcement lady "May I have your attention, and please wait until I'm done speaking before you move. Grade 10s will now go to the gym... Hey stop! Don't. Move. Stay... And then followed by the grade 11s. Stop moving! Then the 12s... There... now you can move..." Announcement lady again xD "Ring, ring, ring, hello is Dave there? No, Dave's in bed fucking your mother!" -Corey xD Girl in my art class: "So what did I get?"(She's asking about her marks) "Link flew into the window!?" - Aya xD "Mom.. There's a book at me for the library!" -Yeah... It was me... Aya: Orlando Bloom? "In my past experiences, I've learned that corners do not emit enough emotion to be considered 'emo'." -Ben... "Elvis had a shit, and it killed him." -Corey Me: Ben how do you spell awesome? "I'm Jenifer Cloud Strife!" -Aya immitating Cloud during a roll play "I hope I at least get a 51 on my exam, so I know that I made that one percent effort." -Narica Random woman: "Why do you never read the instructions?" Me: -is looking at the voice actors for star ocean- "This one's name is Dick Smallberries..." "Fuck my Nova Scotian life!" -Cory Steve drunk: I lost my shoe! Aya: "That's impossible!" Me and Aya also made up a song that makes fun of Link from Zelda... It goes something like: "Link the dink, who like to wear pink, who fell down the sink, because he was bit by a mink, and he couldn't think, cause his brain had a stink... It goes on forever... "horse cock!" -Mark, a dude in my class... (In art class working with clay) "Prime Minister! ... I mean.. President!" -roll playing ... Aya talking to Rufus Shin-Ra xD You know you're Canadian when? xD "Let's go skinny dipping in the pool table! .. errr I mean..." -Rodger meaning to say pool xD "Did you guys see the bare naked ladies?" - At this piont in my life, I didn't know they were a band... I thought she ment something else... My science teacher when she went to say cut and hunt at the same time... Figure it out for yourself... Grade 10 science... the equation B.S the teacher asked us to come up with a word to help memorize it... Some random dude came up with bull shit, and for the reverse s.b it was shit bowl! Go ahead! use it! If you know what equation I'm talking about! xD "I thought your mom was never going to let go of the glassing drink... I mean Drinking glass" - My grandmother Maggie "Mackerel trees!" -My drunk grandfather... Kayleigh: "I'm right!" "Thank you for the egg warmers" -My half asleep grandfather trying to say deer warners! There's a part two! "Yeah those auto warners will come in handy!" -once again... Grandfather trying to say deer warners... "Run in your room and close the door, I'm getting undressed!" - My crazy mother... -Lisa goes to sit down by the water at the beach- Lisa: Hey Dexter! Come check this out! "Ahh! The computers yelling at me to type!" -Emily using a typing program Skits: Inu-yasha Kagome: He proposed to her! Inu-yasha: He poses a what? Sango: It's just for tonight, why don't you comfort her? Kagome:Koharu doesn't know much about this town either. Miroku:I can not. If reason gave way to passion and Koharu becomes pregnant, she will be burdened with my likeness. Shippo: Reason gave way to passion? What does that mean? Miroku: I'm delighted you asked. Kagome:I'M DELIGHTED YOU WON'T ANSWER! Shippo's still a kid, remember!? Inuyasha: (regarding some other yokai brothers) With the brothers fighting like that, it causes a hell of a lot of trouble for everyone. I can't believe them. (Everyone stares at him) Inuyasha: Hm? What are you acting like that for? Miroku: No, no. I was just thinking about what you said... Shippo:Inuyasha would be one to know of annoying fighting with his brother, wouldn't he? Miroku: Indeed. Inuyasha:You asshole! Don't compare me to those two! Not to mention it's not my fault! It's Sesshomaru who comes in and messes with me! Miroku: Yes, yes. All those who fight with their brothers say that. Jaken: (bragging to Inuyasha about Sesshomaru) Sesshomaru:Shut up, Jaken. Jaken: Huh!? I didn't say anything. Rin:Why are you telling such lies, Jaken? Final fantasy 7/ Crisis core: I got all of these from wikiquote Zack and Cloud hitch a ride to Midgar Zack: What're you going to do once we get to Midgar? Cloud: ... Zack: I know what I'm gonna do. (thinks) I got a place I can crash for a while... No wait, the mother lives there, too... (scratches his head) Guess that's out... Cloud: ... Zack: Yep... gotta change my plans! (walks over near Cloud) Hmmm... No matter what I do, I need some money first... Hey, wanna start a business? But what could we do? Hey, Cloud? Think there's anything I'd be good at? (turns to the driver) Hey old guy! What do you think I'd be good at? Driver: What're you yappin' about? You're still young, ain't ya? Young folks should try everything! You gotta pay your dues while you're young. Go out and look for what you really want. Zack: Try everything... That's easy for him to say... (does some exercising) HEY! Of course! I got a lot of brains and skills that other guys don't! That settles it! I'm gonna become a mercenary. Yeah, thanks pops! Driver: Hey, didn't you even hear a word I said? Zack: Listen, I'm gonna become a mercenary and that's that. Boring stuff, dangerous stuff, anything for money. I'm gonna be rich. So, Cloud. What are YOU gonna do? Driver: No, wait... You got it all wrong. Cloud: U... Uhhh... Zack: Just kidding... I won't leave you hanging like that. (sits next to Cloud) ... We're friends, right? Mercenaries, Cloud. That's what you an' me are gonna be. Understand, Cloud? Angeal: Zack, calm down Zack: No can do~ Yuffie: Cloud, say something! Cloud: ...something. Out of annoyance, Yuffie smacks Cloud Vincent tells his story while inside an open coffin Vincent: There was no way to cancel the experiment. I couldn't stop her. That was my sin. I let the one I loved, the one I respected most, face the worst. Barret: That why you started sleepin' in a box? Gimme a break! Vincent closes the coffin and proceeds to sleep Dio: Hey boy. Cloud: Boy... Dio: How is it? You having fun? Mmm, so, you ARE having fun. Well, good, good for you boy. Cloud: My name's Cloud. And stop calling me boy. Dio: Mmm? Me? I'm the owner of the Gold Saucer. The name's Dio. Just call me 'Dio'. Cloud: ... (Not even listening.) Aeris: Maybe I should get a tan for a change. Which do you like, Cloud? Cloud: I like fair complexions. Aeris: Got it. I'll remember that. Yuffie: Thinkin' of running away? Stay and fight! FIGHT, I said! C'mon... What's the matter? You're pretty scared of me, huh!? Cloud: sarcastically ...petrified. Tifa: High voltage tower... I guess this means Cloud'll be all right. Aeris: Yeah, better leave it to Cloud! Red XIII: We're counting on you, Cloud! Cloud: Hey!! Wait a second! Cloud and Zack. end of the game Zack: My part till now... Cloud: Your part? Zack: That's right...you are... Cloud: You are? Zack: Live. You'll be the proof of my existence. My pride and dreams...I'm giving them all to you. Zack: I apologize if your sword got any wear, tear or rust on it. Angeal: Don't worry about it. You're more important than my sword... just a little. Angeal: I've nominated you for 1st. Zack: Angeal! Oh I love you man!! Angeal:...Don't make me regret this. Angeal: World domination. Zack: That's not even funny man. Zack last battle. Zack: Boy oh boy. Zack: The price of freedom is steep. Zack: Embrace your dreams, and, whatever happens protect your honor...as SOLDIER Zack: Come and get it! Yuffie and Zack Yuffie: Whap! Pow! Bam! Take that, bad guy! Zack:...Arrgh! Nooo! You got me! Gundam seed/destiny skits: Destiny Athrun Zala: You haven't changed a bit, Yzak. Yzak Joule: Yeah, well, neither have you! Dearka Elsman: There they go... Yolant Kent: Y'know, it wouldn't be all that hard to remove a couple of circuits from the Saviour... Athrun Zala: I can still hear you, ya know. Yolant Kent and Vino Dupre: AHHH! Athrun Zala: And everything you said earlier. Yolant Kent and Vino Dupre: Sorry, sir! Shinn Asuka: This is crazy! It's unbelievable! They go on about Coordinators being a mistake and a crime against nature, and then they create these!? Athrun Zala: Shinn... Shinn Asuka: How the hell can they say tinkering with genes is wrong when they are doing things like this!? Athrun Zala: I couldn't agree more. Kira Yamato: But Athrun, I understand what you're saying, but we don't want you fighting against Orb even with things the way they are now... and actually not only Orb, because Athrun, what is lost in pointless battle is gone and never returned. Athrun Zala: I've had enough of your sanctimonious talk. You think you've got all the answers!? Or have you forgotten all the lives you've personally taken!? Kira Yamato: Yes, I know; and that's why I'm so sick and tired of all of it. Athrun Zala: Kira... Kira Yamato: I don't want to kill any more, and I will not let others kill. Athrun, Shinn, Lunamaria, Meyrin are present at the Orb War Memorial as Shinn lays flowers and pays to his deceased family Lunamaria Hawke: Then, your parents don't have their graves at all? Shinn Asuka: Yeah. There's only a small memorial for them. Athrun, Shinn, Lunamaria, Meyrin slently remember the dead, and sadly looks around the memorial, and Shinn grips Mayu's cell phone very hard in anguish and anger. Shinn Asuka: I've been always hating this place... for a very long time. But, it's been always on my mind. This isn't used to be like this; it didn't look like this either. Maybe this means that no one should be deceived by what they see. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, people will always blow them away all over again. But this place... looking at this place, making me hate even more! Lunamaria Hawke: Shinn... Athrun, Shinn, Lunamaria, Meyrin stands in silence, then Birdy flies in, followed by Kira and Lacus Athrun Zala: Kira! (everyone else looks in surprise) Lacus lays flowers on the memorial as others stand by her Kira Yamato: You're all here, I guess? Athrun Zala: Yeah... (Another silent moment passes by, and Athrun steps forward to introduce Kira to Shinn) Athrun Zala: Shinn, this is Kira. Kira Yamato, the pilot of Freedom. (Both Shinn and Lunamaria are surprised with wide eyes, as Shinn remember meeting Kira not long time ago) Kira Yamato: (Extends his hand to Shinn as a friendly gesture.) Won't you accept it? (After a brief hesitation, Shinn return his hand and gives Kira handshake.) Shinn Asuka: Ummm... I... I'm so... Kira Yamato: No matter how many times people try to blow away the flowers, we'll always replant them back. I'm sure of it. (Shinn open his eye wide in apprehension) Shinn Asuka: Umm... Yeah... Athrun Zala: That's exacly our fight. Kira Yamato: Let's fight together, okay? (After brief moment, Shinn shakes Kira's hands with tears on his face) Shinn Asuka: Yeah! Gundam 00 skits Lockon: Yo, he's late for once. The clockwork kid. Tieria: I thought you might have died. Allelujah: What happened? Setsuna: I had to write a report for the higher ups. Tieria: I'll have to take a look at it later Setsuna: Yeah... Lockon: (Nervously) Well, let's get started then. (They talk about the mission for a few seconds, then a waiter comes over with their drinks) Setsuna: (Looks at his glass) Milk? (Looks at Lockon) Lockon: (happily) Just looking out for you kid! Lockon: Setsuna! Respond, Setsuna! Setsuna: Gundam... Lockon: What? Setsuna: I am Gundam. Lockon: What are you saying? Setsuna flies ahead of the group Lockon: Hey, Setsuna! Allelujah: You can babysit the kid. Lockon: Huh? Teiria: Commencing operation maneuvers. Lockon: H-Hey! You guys! Haro: Unlucky! Unlucky! Lockon: I know! Fav Inu-yasha Pairings! Well... None Yaoi...: Miroku/Sango: They have to be the perfect couple! I pity Miroku though... Sesshomaru/Kagura: These guys go well together... And I don't think Sesshy would mate with a little girl... When she grows up maybe... But I still think he thinks of her as a daughter... Inu-yasha/Sango: Dun know why I like this pairing... It's hot? Koga/Ayame: They are made for each other! Inu-Taishou/Izayoi: -sniffs- Sad story they have... And now for Yaoi!: Inu-yasha/Sesshomaru: I know... They're brothers.. But I still think it's hot... Inu-yasha/Naraku: I like this one... My yaoi code is: The more they hate each other... The better it is! Sesshomaru/Naraku: Not a BIG fan... But I still like it... Koga/Inu-yasha: Good pairing! Fav Final fantasy pairings! Yaoi: What? I'm a yaoi fan girl... Cloud/Zack: Fav right here! They were so made for each other! xD Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth: First threesome I've ever liked... Vincent/Cloud: I like I guess... Cloud/Reno: I lovez Reno! hehe Zotto! Cloud/Leon: Well... Never read it before... Sounds nice though... And yes I like Cloud... Tsung/Rufus: Turks are cool... and Rufus... Fav Gundam 00 pairings Lockon/Sestuna: More a fan of Setsu and Lyle Lockon/Setsuna/Allelujah Setsuna/Graham Poems I likes! Sarah My name is Sarah I must be stupid, I wish I were better, I can't speak at all, When I awake I'm all alone When my Mommy does come Don't make a sound! I hear him curse I try and hide He finds me weeping He slaps me and hits me He's already locked it I fall to the floor "I'm sorry!", I scream The hurt and the pain And he finally stops My name is Sarah I didn't write it! I found it! Help stop child abuse! The Dash Poem by Linda Ellis I read of a man who stood to speak He noted that first came the date of her birth For that dash represents all the time For it matters not how much we own; So think about this long and hard. If we could just slow down enough And be less quick to anger, If we treat each other with respect, So, when your eulogy is being read -Poem belongs to person who wrote it... Random stuff I found on other profiles . so copy it and paste it in yours! This is uber sad! Read it now! >D I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you think Xemnas's name should be changed to Mansex, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa, put this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile! If you think Zack and Cloud were made for eachother, paste this into your profile! If you've ever wanted to touch Inu-yasha's dog ears, paste this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to call Cloud a chocobo, paste this in your profile. If you lovez yaoi, paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile What makes a real friend? -Found them on different websites! Not mine! A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart A good friend will tell you what you want to hear. A true friend will always tell the truth. A good friend will be there for you all through school. A true friend will be there till the day you die. A good friend will bail you out of prison. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun!". A good friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with. A true friend is someone you need If you have a best friend in your life, copy and paste this into your profile! Girls Random quotes - Just some random quotes that I've found! So they don't belong to meh... "The simplest melodies are the hardest to play." "Males wear the makeup in the animal kingdom." "Most depression is only anger-- most anger, fear." "My responsibility for the world begins and ends with myself." "Adults grow up to be children." "Quitting is not always a bad idea." "To remain still may be humanity's greatest challenge." "If you have two legs-- run; if you have one leg-- hop; if you have no legs-- fly!" "Nothing is insignificant." "Laughter is the best medicine." "Never take anything too seriously." "Seeing in the dark isn't done with one's eyes." "There is a place to be alone." "Will the impossible-- accept the inevitable." "Ego massage is a pleasant pastime, but hardly the most rewarding." "That which shatters the silence we call noise. That which enhances the silence we call music." "What can we say with certainty?" "Nothing is by chance-- everything happens because it has to." "Study the past, live the present, prepare for the future." "Some illnesses are self-inflicted." "Sleep soundly in the darkness but wake in the light." "Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?" "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?" "Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?" "Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?" "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you." "Fingerprints and snowflakes are not the only things unique." Merlin Skits: 1) Merlin: Even when I told him I was a wizard he still couldn't see it. 2) Arthur: How fast can you find a cure? 3) Arthur: You could get hurt! House quotes and skits: Skits: 1) Dr. House: I'm angry! You're risking a patient's life. 2) Dr. House: You see that? They all assume I'm a patient because of this cane. 3) Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours. 4) Dr. House: Everybody lies. 5) Dr. House: It's five o'clock. I'm going home. 6) Foreman: It's a lesion. 7) Cuddy: I was expecting you in my office twenty minutes ago. 8) Orange Patient: What's that? What are you doing? 9) Dr. Foreman: No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that. 10) Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up. 11) Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm over training; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day, House looks tired but I can't seem to lose any weight. 12) Dr. House: Get up. We're going hunting. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Phoenix: 1) The autopsy notes the time of death at sometime after 4PM. There was nobody to... er... no "body" to find at 1:00 PM! 2) Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say... Mr. Did It! 3) The sky is blue, and so am I... 4) (Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!) 5) Mia's favorite potted plant. Maya has been watering it so much lately it looks a little... swollen. She's either trying to make it grow... or she's perfecting her water torture technique. 6) They always have mirrors like this in dressing rooms. I see my hair is still nice and spiky, just how I like it. 7) Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby! 8) HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 9) Phoenix pounds his desk I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk. I didn't. Maya Fey: 1) Um, Nick? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you present evidence that makes no sense? You're doing it again. Miles Edgeworth: 1) Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, Mr. Wright. In the courtroom, proof is everything. Without it, you have nothing. You ARE nothing. 2) I object! That was... objectionable! 3) I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't. 4) Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be. Ema Sky: 1) Note to self: Mr Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit. 2) (looking at a chessboard) And check out that poor pawn, his head is kind of spiky... Kind of reminds me of you. 3) Maybe Edgeworth took his unholy revenge on the detectives and slapped somebody! 4) Other: Judge: If you wish to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, you're welcome to, but not inside my courtroom. Judge: Please, Mr. Wright... Is "Huh" the best response you can muster up? Judge: I spent a whole day looking for my dentures. They turned out to be in my mouth all along. Dick Gumshoe: when asked about blood tests Huh? What kind? Umm... well... I hear they take the, um, little bits in the blood, the... er... hemo... hemogl... Hermo... goblins... hobgob... Er...? Herma-goblin bobbin... I-I refuse to testify on this matter, sir! I'm no expert on blood tests! Dialogue from Ace Attorney: 1) Butz: We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony! 2) Phoenix: The defendant... well that's me, right? 3) Phoenix: Oh, right! Wasn't she, um, poisoned by, er... poison? 4) Butz: Don't worry 'bout me! I'll be dead and gone soon! 5) Phoenix: Um... Gumtree, was it? Detective Gumtree? 6) Grossberg: Ah-HHHHEM! 7) April: I-impossible! Everything is sold in stores! 8) Phoenix: (Hah! I'd like to see her pull THAT off!) 9) April: Spiky-head! 10) April: You don't just have spiky hair, you also have a spiky heart. 11) April: Fine! I'll talk! You... you win, Lawyer. 12) White: Mr. Wrong, was it? 13) Phoenix: But you and Mr. White are lovers, aren't you! 14) Edgeworth: Please state your full name. 15) Phoenix: Maybe you could explain to me just what "the Steel Samurai" is. 16) Maya: We're on this case too, pal! 17) Phoenix: It's never a good idea to reveal your hand to the enemy too soon. 18) Edgeworth: Will the witness declare her name? 19) Oldbag: You let 'em have it, Edgey-boy! 20) (Phoenix Wright presents an incorrect piece of evidence) 21) Phoenix: (hits the desk) Ms. Vasquez... 22) Maya: I need a waterfall to stand under! Preferably a freezing one! 23) Edgeworth: So, you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney? Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren't you laughing? 24) Maya: Oh, it's Christmas today! I forgot! What are you getting for me for Christmas, Nick? 25) Ema: All you need To re-decorate your office as Edgeworth's is money and a little of design sense. 26) Edgeworth: What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!? 27) Ema: There is a jacket framed on the wall like a painting ! The fabric is high-grade cashmere... Italian styling... Silk ruffles, turquoise buttons, and a gold thread collar. I'm guessing it's worth around 5,000. 28) Ema: Were you to jump out this window, the time until the impact with the ground would be... ... Got it ! Approximately 3,23 seconds! 29) Ema: There you are! Where've you been? My sister's trial is tomorrow! 30) Ema: I promised my sister I'd bring her Mia Fey but… 31) Phoenix: See this? It's my Attorney's Badge. 32) Angel: Lana Skye intended to murder Detective Goodman! 33) Phoenix: I'd appreciate it if you'd stop making these ridiculous allegations. 34) Phoenix: This is a message from the deceased! | |||||||||||
1. Light and Darkness » reviewsHigh school of light and dark sequel! It's been 2 years since Shigen left and life has moved on accordingly, but the friends are fated to meet again and team up to destroy an evil even greater then Ganondorf dressed like a fangirl Link/DarkLinkLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,620 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 7-26-09 - Dark Link & Link2. To the beach and insanity! » reviewsLazard orders Zack on vacation after Angeal's death, and has requested Cloud and Kunsel go along with him to keep him entertained. But will Kunsel and Zack drive Cloud to insanity? Read and find out! Kind of yaoi-ish...Well it is but... ZackxCloudFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Cloud S. & Zack F.3. High school of light and dark » reviewsIt's a Link and Dark Link high school fic! Dark get's bored and suggests him and Link go to high school to learn more about the era they live in. Chaos will follow! Link/Dark Link Yaoi! Complete!Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,054 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 6-15-08 - Dark Link & Link - Complete4. Adventure in the Darkness » reviewsTP fic. Using OoT's weapons,Link faces the five temples of hyrule,hoping to surpass the hero of time.A new threat appears and Link is forced to face it with nothing but 3 gifts of the goddesses, a noisy fairy and the hero of time who has just been revivedLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,115 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 7-17-08 - Link - Complete5. Answering machine saga » reviewsA small short story for my highschool fic! It has Link and Kai/Dark Link and Shigen... And a telephone... Yesh... M for language...Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 10-10-08 - Link & Dark Link6. Dreaming of a world » reviewsIt's been 5 years since the incident with Kadaj,the SOLDIER program is revived, but it's lacking spirit. So what do you do? Hire a hero of course! Cloud becomes the general, but how can a man who never actually made it in SOLDIER train an army? Light yaoiFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-28-09 - Cloud S.7. Shigen's other love reviewsYes! Shigen has someone else in his life! Who is it? I dunno, read and find out... Link and Kai will help. Don't bother reading this if you haven't read my highschool fic... blah...blah...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-09 - Dark Link & Link - Complete8. Kai and cars really don't mix reviewsThat's right! It's Kai attempting to get his drivers thingy! O.o Why did I twist that? - - Oh, you shouldn't read this unless you've read my highschool story. You'll be uber confused.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-09 - Dark Link & Link - Complete9. Always Zack reviewsOn the way to Modeoheim, Zack and the others get caught in a snow storm and take shelter in a cave, but with Tseng and the other cadet gone, what will Zack to to poor Cloud? Yaoi! Clack pairing. Just huggin and crap, nothing bad.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-19-08 - Zack F. & Cloud S. - Complete10. Stay away from angry Chocobos reviewsKunsel tries to convince Zack why he shouldn't touch 'it' but... When does Zack ever listen? Never that's right!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-08 - Kunsel & Zack F. - Complete11. First snow fall reviewsAnother one shot based on my highschool fic. This one's mostly true. Very short... Reated M For... I dunno. And for those who are reading it and have not read my highschool fic. Kai is Dark Link and Shigen is my Oc... Enjoy!Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-08 - Dark Link & Link - Complete12. The pairing name! reviewsIf you havn't read my highschool fic, dun click it! You'll only end up being uber confused... And if you read it anyway... Kai is Dark Link and Shigen is my Oc... This is just a random one shot with the boys! M for Kai! Just because he's Kai!Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-08 - Dark Link & Link - Complete13. Ask Inuyasha crew and Oc's questions! » reviewsSo yeah ask them questions. Full summary inside!Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 7-23-0814. Popcorn and a movie reviewsShigen, Link and Kai decide to watch a movie... Bad idea? Yes... Another oneshot for you! If you're just finding this randomly... Kai is dark Link...Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-24-08 - Dark Link & Link - Complete15. Kai and computers don't mix reviewsAnother one shot for you! Related to my high school fic... It's rated M for a reason, swearing, suggestive stuff you know.. So if you don't like, don't read! Link and Dark Link/Kai!Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-08 - Dark Link & Link - Complete16. The new house adventure! reviewsJust one of the oneshots I'm writing in realtion to my highschool fic. Link and Kai explore their new house, and Kai runs into some trouble... M for Kai's mouth. Enjoy!Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-20-08 - Link & Dark Link - Complete17. Book two: The rising of hell » reviewsThis is the sequel to Sweetsixteen, It's been 10 peaceful years since Inu-yasha's last adventure, but what will happen when he's forced to start a new one because of his twin brother? The ...fur will fly! Zelda-Inu-yasha crossover! Rated M for language...Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 1-13-08 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru18. Shadow of my past reviewsLink's a teen. OoT setting Link finds dark Link, but Dark's memories are gone, what madness will follow? Who knows! -Crack fic Or what ever the term is for crazy stupid stories! R&Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-08 - Dark Link & Link19. A New Hero » reviewsGanondorf has risen again, and Hyurule is in need of another hero. But what will happen when the only one with the hero's blood line is a half dog demon? Lot's of swearing, you've been warned. It's alot like Inu-yasha I guess xD In process of re-writingLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 12-24-07 - Link & Zelda - Complete20. Heart of ice reviewsThis is the last one about the guys, tiz Vapor's story, read Shiromirion's before this one. Rated M for language. Shiro is another OC of mine!Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-08 - Inutaisho - Complete21. Lullaby of crystal tears reviewsYayz! X-vier's story, like the others it's about him before becoming a part of Inu-yasha's soul. Don't read if you havn't read Sweetsixteen by me. M for language and X-vier's behavior! OC...Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete22. Ballad of a fierce soul reviewsThis one is about Demon, like I said before, if you havn't read my other story, you wont know who this is talking about so don't read it. M for language. Demon is my OC he is mine! Ku ku ku kuInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-08 - Complete23. Requiem of the pure hearted reviewsA story of Shiromirion's life before becoming a part of Inu-yasha's soul. If you havn't read Sweetsixteen, don't expect to get this. M for language. OCInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-08 - Inutaisho - Complete24. Book one: Sweetsixteen » reviewsInuyasha and the gang are still trying to find a way to defeat Naraku,but what happens when Inuyasha's soul get seperated and placed into 5 different bodies...A whole lot of trouble...Yes it in an Inuyasha and Legend of Zelda crossover.Rated M for languagInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,876 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 11-20-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
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