Hey there! Hopefully you can tell from my screenname that i am a HUGE Twilight series fan. I'll be doing almost all of my fanfics on this series. if you don't like that, deal with it! Sorry if theres a bunch of typos. im on a tme limit and i have an ice cream bar in myn hamd, so its getting REALY hard to type. Anyways, i greatly appreciate critics, but not mean people. Flamers are accepted if you have a good reason to flame me! Okay, so yea. any suggestions on my fics are greatly appreciated, and definitly needed, sice these will be my first fics.

I am COMPLETELY anti-Jake/Bella. GO EDWARD! In my opinion, if Jake realy was her friend, he would have been happy for her and not forced her iinto doing things she didn't want to do--like making her kiss him so he would 'not go kill himself in battle'. I am, obviously, Alice's fan, and hope to audition to play her in the Twilight movie.

Remeber, all critics are welcomed!

Thanks!

Graceful Little Alice

10/18

Hey guys! I decided to add a little bit about myself!

Fav. Books
Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling)
Twilight Series (Stephenie Meyer)
The Host (Stephenie Meyer)
The Lost Books series (Ted Dekker)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (Rick Riordan)
Blue is for Nightmare series (Laurie Faria Stolarz)
Eldest trilogy (Christpoher Paolini)
Inkheart trilogy (Cornelia Funke)
The Mortal Instruments Trilogy (Cassandra Clarke)
The Looking Glass Wars Trilogy (Frank Beddor)
The Blue Bloods series (Melissa de la Cruz)
This Lullaby (Sarah Dessen)
Just Listen (Sarah Dessen)
The Truth About Forever (Sarah Dessen)
Dreamland (Sarah Dessen)
Lock and Key (Sarah Dessen)
Th1rteen R3asons Why (Jay Asher)
Leftovers (Laura Wiess)
Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac (Gabrielle Zevin)
Elsewhere (Gabrielle Zevin)
Speak (Laurie Halse Anderson)
Twisted (Laurie Halse Anderson)
A Mango-Shaped Space (Wendy Mass)
Crooked (Laura & Tom McNeal)
Zipped (Laura & Tom McNeal)
Crushed (Laura & Tom McNeal)
They Never Came Home (Lois Duncan)
A Gift of Magic (Lois Duncan)
Ransom (Lois Duncan)
Killing Mr. Griffin (Lois Duncan)
My Sister's Keeper (Jodi Picoult)
Little Brother (Cory Doctorow)
The Rules of Survival (Nancy Werlin)
Impossible (Nancy Werlin)
Truancy (Isamu Fukui)
Looking For Alaska (John Greene)

Fave. Book/manga/movies Couples:
Bella-x-Edward (Twilight saga)
Jasper-x-Alice (Twilight saga)
Emmett-x-Rosalie (Twilight saga)
Carlisle-x-Esme (Twilight saga)
Angela-x-Ben (Twilight saga)
Sam-x-Emily (Twilight saga)
Quil-x-Claire (Twilight saga)
Jared-x-Kim (Twilight saga)
Alyss-x-Dodge (The Looking Glass Wars trilogy)
Hatter-x-Weaver (The Looking Glass Wars trilogy)
Riku-x-Vikki (don't ask)
Roxas-x-GLA (Again, don't ask)
Hermione-x-Ron (Harry Potter Series)
Harry-x-Ginny (Harry Potter series)
Dexter-x-Remy (This Lullaby/Just Listen)
Owen-x-Annabel (Just Listen)
Macy-x-Wes (The Truth About Forever)
Billos-x-Darsal (Chosen/Infidel/Renegade/Chaos)
Jonis-x-Silvie (Chosen/Infidel/Renegade/Chaos)
Ruby-x-Nate (Lock and Key)
Clary-x-Simon (The Mortal Instruments)
Marcus/"W1n5t0n"/"M1k3y"-x-Ange (Little Brother)
Miles/"Pudge"-x-Lara or Alaska (Looking for Alaska)
Kate-x-Taylor (My Sister's Keeper)

WORST book/manga/movie Couples:
Jake-x-Bella (Twilight Series)
Roxas-x-Namine (Kingdom Hearts II)
Sora-x-Kairi (Kingdom Hearts I, II)
Roxas-x-Axel/Sora (Kingdom Hearts II)
Sora-x-Riku/Axel (Kingdom Hearts I, II)
Alyss-x-Jack of Diamonds (The Looking Glass Wars Trilogy)
Draco-x-Hermione (Harry Potter Series)
Harry-x-Romilda (Harry Potter Series)
Clary-x-Jace (The Mortal Instruments)
Jack-x-Mimi (The Blue Bloods Series)
Allegra-x-Charles (The Blue Bloods Series)
Caitlin-x-Rogerson (Dreamland)

My Harry Potter Info (If I was a witch)
Name: Trinity Anne Potter (From an RPG with my friends)
House: Gryffindor
Wand: 12.5" Yew and Dragon Heartstring
Patronus: Dragon
Animagus: Eagle

Favorite Quotes (movies, books, etc.)
Hippie Guitarist: So learn French. Learn French or...die! (Across the Universe)

Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet. (Across the Universe)

Hannah Baker: And you, lucky number thirteen, you can take the tapes straight to hell. Depending on your religion, maybe I'll see you there. (Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher)

Hannah Baker: Oh. So sorry. You wanted something sexier, didn't you? You wanted to hear how my itchy little fingers started playing wth his zipper. You wanted to hear...
Well, what did you want to hear? Because I've heard so many stories that I don't know which one is the most popular. But I do know which is the least popular.
The truth.
Now, the truth is the one you won't forget. (Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher)

Wesley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. (The Princess Bride)

New Moon:
-Over My Head (Cable Car) by The Fray
-She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
-I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance
-Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon
-Far Away by Nickelback
-Hate Me by Blue October
-I Need You to Love Me by BarlowGirl
-The Way I Feel by 12 Stones
-Who Knew by P!nk
-Unwell by Matchbox Twenty
-Be My Escape by Relient K
-White Flag by Dido
-Hapiness is a Warm Gun by The Beatles (this song is supposedly about heroine addicts, and the way he's all "I need a fix, cuz I'm goin' down" reminds me of the whole "You're exactly my brand of heroine" thing and Edward was definitely in need of a 'fix' of Bella.)
-Oh! Darling by The Beatles (This works from both Bella's POV and Jacob's POV)
-What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts/Cascada (I really like the remix)

Eclipse
-Mr. Brightside by The Killers
-This is How I Disappear by My Chemical Romance
-Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon
-Best Friends by VEnna
-Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence
-In the End by Linkin Park

That's all i got for now. I'll post some more later!

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(Just a suggestion...)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Oh, now you tell me!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(Isn't that the point?)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(Well, I should hope so!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Oh, darn...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

(This was sent in by AncientSky. Thanks so much!)
Found on a big bucket of kitty litter: "Keep away from children under three as they may fall in and drown."
(AncientSky: 'Wow. Suffocation by kitty litter. What's sad is, i wonder how they thought to put that on the bucket...')
(ME: Yes, because drowning in kitty litter is ever-so realistic...)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Okay, Just saw The Golden Compass last week and I HATED it!! Oh. My. GOSH! That was AWFUL! I mean, can they have butchered it up ANY more?! Gracious! They got everything right, and then decided, 'oh, lets cut off half the scene and mix them all in random order and then, to make them all hate it, lets just cut the book short!'!! What WRONG with these people?! Okay, im good. If you read the book, you know why i hated the movie so much. If not, you should all hate it. The only part they got right was the bear fight, and even THAT was in the wrong order...

1/12/08

Okay, first off, happy new year! W00T! -annoying party favor noise- Anyway, just thought i'd update and kinda key into a few of my upcoming stories. Plus, i wanted to add my opinion on the term 'OMC' (Oh My Carlisle). STUPID! AWFUL! ANNOYING! POETICALLY INCORRECT!GAG-WORTHY! I HATE IT! Fisrt off, Carlisle is in no way, shape or form as 'god-like' as Edward according to the books. Secondly, some would argue that since he 'created' a large number of vampires, he's like God. Well he's not! He didn't 'create' them! He just upgraded them! They were humans before, right? Meaning that God created them! NOT Carlisle! and if you're going to use the term'OMC', DON'T make CARLISE SAY IT! For goodness sake, people, he's not that self-obssesed! He's very selfless in fact! Or better yet, don't make ANY of the Cullens or vampires/werewolves/humans say it! IT DOESNT WORK! It's beyond poetically incorrect! Gracious! Phew! Just had to get that out of my system! okay, on with the update!

Story ideas:

1. A series of lyrical one-shots, all of which will be either songs re-written for the books or actual stories using the music

2. One where Bella become part of the volturi and ends up having to spy on the Cullens. Edward never came back.

Okay, I'm done for now. Keep reading!

Graceful Little Alice

10-10-08

Hey! I'm sorry to say that, well, Breaking Dawn has rather killed my need to write fanfiction. My addiction to this series has sort of...decipated. So, more than likely, i won't be writing anymore. Unless i can find another book with as many opportunities for change as Twilight held.

And now, because this is something i REALLY need to do, i'm going to tell you my opinion on Breaking Dawn...simply because i can. lol.

Okay, The first...several chapters were fantastic. Great wedding, wonderful mini-drama with Jake's return, and the fantastic honeymoon Edward and Bella shared. Isle Esme was a great addition. And that's where the greatness ends. Flat out. Bella's pregnancy borderlined hypocracy on Meyer's part. Has she NOT been telling us every step of the way that her vampires CAN NOT, under any circumstance, get pregnant? And isn't it fairly illogical that Edward did get Bella pregnant? Doesn't that require an anatomical reaction that he, quite frankly, can't do? And i know some of you are scoffing at me thinking, "Wow, what a loser, she actually thinks this is scientifically correct!". But go back and look into everything Meyer's written. It's ALWAYS been written so that it fits in properly and logically in average society. And then, she goes and throws us this sci-fi twist! I think that she added in an ingridient to an already perfect reciepe.

She had the perfect plotline ready for this book:
~Team Edward - Bella becomes a vampire and invokes a timeless war of the species with her best friends.
~Team Jacob - Bella stays human, gets killed by the Volturi, and risks exposing the La Push wolves.
Why couldn't she have just stuck to that? It was the perfect love and suspense drama. She could have come up with another reason--ANY reason--for the Volturi to come back so soon.

The only thing that kept me reading the book was Jake's POV. His chapter titles and blonde jokes were the light shining through and making me continue. And then, he imprinted. On Bella's BABY no less. I mean, seriously, what is up with that? That's just revolting. It felt like he was internally settling for the daughter of the woman he could never have.

Which brings me to my next point: Bella should NEVER have gotten both of her boys. From the end of New Moon, it's always been Team Edward-v-Team Jacob. She shouldn't have gotten a perfect happy ending.

Next, the almost war. She shouldn't have brought in so many extra fighters if there was going to be no war! I mean, honestly, how many of you were mad that there was no major massacre? There was no death, which made the book that much more unrealistic (for her version of a vampire story, at least).

I think that the characters seemed...off. Almost to the point of being OOC, which, i know is impossible, they're HER characters afterall! But...it seemed like...i don't know...as a writer, i think the only way i can describe it is, they wanted to go one way, and she pushed them in the opposite direction. When i write, i sometimes just sort of let my characters...wander. Into random scenes of other books, into my everyday life, and then in, back into their own world in scenes they weren't supposed to be in. And, finally, where they think they belong. It's like, Meyer's characters knew where to go, and how to get there, but she wouldn't let them, and they just...i don't know. I sound like a loon...anyway, they just seemed off.

Especially the Volturi. the Volturi she made them out to be...the ruthless, heartless royalty of the vampiric world...they weren't there. They gave up SO easily. And they didn't even try to take one of the Cullens as compensation for their los, the way it seemed they would! I don't know, they just seemed...weak? Yeah, that's it. Weak.

That's pretty much it...at least, my calm version. lol.