Actual Profile Thingy

Hi. I don't know what to write, so I'll just put some random things down.

I LUV the Twilight series. I also LOVE the Harry Potter series.

I'm a social reject. I like to be different. Popular kids hate me, and I like it that way.

I'm somewhat a nerd. When I get high A's, my classmates wonder how. I'm always like "Duh. I study." I don't see how it's so hard for them to grasp that concept.

I like to scare little children.

Everyone is creeped out by me.

I have 5 to 7 personalities. My opinions and reasonings change periodically based on which personality I am using.

I like to write poetry and song lyrics, but even more than that I like to write stories.

My personal philosophy for all major fiction books is that HARRY MUST DIE.

There are ultimately three things I look for in a guy, and if I ever found a guy that possessed all three things, I'd marry him immediately. These three things are as follows: he has long, sexy hair; he is evil; and, most importantly, he has some supernatural quality, such as being only partially human or having a super power. That's my perfect man.

Some kids have asked me if I am a vampire. I tell them our correct term is Eternal One. I'm not a "vampire". I'm a crossbreed, as the humans say. I'm half werewolf, half Eternal One. Don't ask how.

As for how I came to live on Earth, I'll tell you the basics: I originated from a planet far away, of whose name I cannot say. On that planet, I was King/Queen of the Flying Monkeys. I ruled over more than half the world. But then something happened that sent me here. Basically I was shunned, banished, and exiled to your Earth, and I cannot go back until my kingdom is re-established. That may take many years. Until then, I am forced to live on this planet as a human child. But I shall always be known to my minions as Bob the Flying Monkey, King/Queen of the Flying Monkeys.

I guess that's it. Basically, I'm a weirdo. I'm a weirdo and I'm proud. And, yes, I am crazy and full of crap.

Sayings and/or quotes that apply to me.

"Half the lies I tell aren't true." ~ Yogi Berra

"Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." ~ Unknown

"Bob talks to the road because her car is broken." ~ Myself

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." ~ Yogi Berra

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true." ~ Yogi Berra

"I never said most of the things I said." ~ Yogi Berra

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question." ~ Yogi Berra

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be." ~ Yogi Berra

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer." ~ Yogi Berra (except the opposite is true for me)

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." ~ Yogi Berra

"It ain't over till it's over." ~ Yogi Berra

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much." ~ Yogi Berra

"It's like deja-vu, all over again." ~ Yogi Berra

"The future ain't what it used to be." ~ Yogi Berra

"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em." ~ Yogi Berra

"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~ Yogi Berra

"You can observe a lot by just watching." ~ Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you." ~ Yogi Berra

Romantic Quotes of the Hour

she said: "I think my mother likes you." he said: "Good. Because I like her daughter."
(excerpt from a scene of my life)

"He's not a blacksmith. He's a pirate."
(except from Pirates 1)

RanDom rAMbLInGS!1!!

I used to have 5 sons (of whose names I cannot remember), but then summer camp ended and I never saw them again. Now I have many daughters whose names include Elaina, Malaina, Carson, Caitlin, Amanda, Alyssa, Marissa, Brittany, Sydney, Evaline, Lizzy, and a few more who are refusing to remind me at the moment. I'm still in high school, so my excuse for this is either that fertility comes very, very early for my people or that I had them in groupings (Elaina is the oldest, all the others are in the middle, and Malaina is my recentest. They're all so adorable. None of them look like their fathers, which sucks because it makes it just that much harder to push the kids off on them for the weekend, seeing how I can't remember who's whose.). I recently had my first son, Sirius Lee Mann, and my current husband is so excited. For a while, he was agitated that he's the only man in the house other than the dog - who we had neutered. All my other husbands live in the mansions, and while all the others like to mingle with each other, my newest husband (the one who gave me a boy) is yet to be comfortable with the whole polygamy thing. But he will get over it. They all do. But back to my new son. We were all so happy and proud when the baby turned out to be a boy. Perhaps i'll try for another baby with this husband. All my other husbands have only given me daughters, and although i do dearly love all of my children, i feel bad that my son will be the only male child in the house amungst so many sisters. With the streak of female offspring having gone on so long, i almost have three times as many daughters as i have husbands (which may not be a lot to normal humans, but considering i have 7 husbands, it is quite a bit). Polygamy hasnt always been my thing. I was really turned onto it in middle school when i had too many loves and couldnt choose between them. I then decided that i would be a polygamist with 7 husbands, one for each day of the week. i didnt initially want kids - the third time I had a set of multiples, i thought my body was going to explode... just like Bella!XD - but after i had them and i grew attached to them, i decided to keep having them and not take those annoying little pills that keep you from having babies. I have learned to embrace my little minions and have actually found a purpose for them. They are, now and to be, my own personal army. I've always raised children to have in my army, my army of minions to help me take over and dominate the world. It started out like that Davy Jones plot on Pirates - all the unwnated children and/or orphans were given the choice to join my family and be in my army. Those who accepted were taken under my wing and raised to be my own children. they are and always will be a part of my family, my very, very large family. But when i become a polygamist and had my own children, i decided that my biological children would be given the same choice and treated the same way as my adopted children. I love them all the same, and no one can prove otherwise. I have a plan for my life all set out. First, i am going to get 13 husbands: i'll have one for each day of the week; two gay couples to help with the shopping and other things that straight men are too stupid to do; and two really sexy husbands that i can show off in public. The two gay couples works out because they will have each other and i won't need to sleep with them to make them feel like my husbands. I am so considerate. The seven husbands will be for fun things and also to help support and take care of the children. The two super-hot husbands will be for show, but i can be a fulfilling wife to them also. It's the perfect set-up. I just love how my mind works. I'll update if i get pregnant again or if i can remember some of my other daughters' names. The adopted children are far too numerous to try to name them all, but at least i can remember their names, all 42 of them.

"Some things in life are only free when you take advantage of the weak and powerless to get them. But then when you die your soul burns in Hades." Some gnome guy told me this while I was taking over his kingdom. Guess where he is.

(thank goodness! My body can't handle another batch of 4+. I fear I'd explode... just like Bella!XD). I wanted to name it either Jenny or Andy, then my closest minion asked me how I liked Adrian for a name, so those were out of the question. If anyone is crazy enough to read this far into my profile and then actually believe all this crap I'm jotting down off the top of my head, then help me out here.