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since: 09-30-07, id: 1387639, Profile Updated: 10-07-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 2 stories for Tomb Raider, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I also enjoy writing fan fiction but I don't think I'm very good!

My fav game is Tomb Raider AOD even though the graphics aren't gr8 and the movement isn't tht fluid it's got a gr8 story and Kurtis is an interesting Char. ~Can't believe they didn't finish the trilogy.~

I love all Tomb Raider games especially Legend that's my 2nd fav! TR:Underworld is a great game 2!! :P


Character Pairings

~Tomb Raider~

Lara/Kurtis (Fav, can't stand any other man paired with Lara), Zip/Anya

~Final Fantasy VII~

Cloud/Aerith (fav. Can't stand Tifa/Cloud pairings... Got nothing against Tifa though), Tifa/Cid, Tifa/Vincent, Yuffie/Reno (They just seem right!)

~Final Fantasy X~

Tidus/Yuna (Cute together. So needs to be more happy ending fan fics wid them!), Wakka/Lulu, Auron/Rikku (Only in the fics when they're closer to the same age coz a 40yr wid a 16yr so not right lmao)

~Final Fantasy X-2~

Tidus/Yuna, Gippal/Rikku (Both nutso I guess n jus seem lyk a cute pair), Baralai/Paine, Shuyin/Lenne

~Kingdom Hearts~

Riku/Sora, Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Namine

~Resident Evil~

Claire/Steve (Such a cute couple so need more fics bout them), Leon/Ashley (Great couple, love them), Ada/Wesker , Jill/Becca

~Dark Angel~

Max/Alec (So great 2getha! Plus Alec's a hottie, Max would be mad not 2!), Logan/Asha

~Buffy The Vampire Slayer~

Spike/Dawn, Spike/Buffy, Willow/Tara, Oz/Willow, Xander/Anya, Riley/Buffy

~Bones~

Booth/Bones, Angela/Hodgins

~Psych~

Shawn/Juliet(Shules)

Need to be more Shules Fics!!

~Devil May Cry~

Dante/Lady, Dante/OC, Nero/Kyrie

~Life With Derek~

Derek/Casey (That's so not incest! Dasey Rules!)

~Zoey 101~

Logan/Zoey

(I pref Logan to Chase any day I mean Chase is a bit of a.. well yano.)

~Power Rangers~

Don't really watch Power Rangers but caught episodes and liked these couples!

Dillon/Ziggy(RPM), Nick/Maddie (Mystic Force), Vida/Chip (Mystic Force), Claire/Xander (Mystic Force), Kira/Dr. O~Tommy (Dino Thunder), Merrick/Sheyla (Wild Force) R.J/Lily (Jungle Fury)

~Blood Ties~

Vicki/Mike, Coreen/Henry, Mike/Henry =P

~Avatar: Last Airbender~

Zuko/Ty Lee (Should be more fics with this pairing), Zuko/Toph, Zuko/Katara, Aang/Toph and Zuko/Aang (OMG I've gone Yaoi crazy all of a sudden.)

~High Shool Musical~

Troy/Ryan (Tryan), Chad/Taylor, Kelsi/Jason

~Robots~

Rodney/Piper, Fender/Loretta, Bigweld/Aunt Fanny

~Kyle XY~

Kyle/OC, Josh/OC, Kyle/Lori

~Totally Spies~

Sam/Tim Scam (So need to be more of this GREAT pair!), Sam/David (I pref Sam/Tim but don't mind the odd Sam/David)

~Chronicals Of Riddick~

Riddick/Vaako

Riddick/OFC or OMC

(I don't reali think Fry or Jack are that great with Riddick but I can tolorate them... Just. lol.)

Riddick/Fry, Riddick/Jack

~Stargate Altantis~

John Sheppard/OC, Rodney McKay/Elizabeth Wier, Ronan Dex/Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard/Tayla, Ronan Dex/Tayla

~Ghost Whisperer~

Prof. Rick Payne/Melinda

(Not that I don't like Jim, I do I just like LOVE Rick since he's shown up!)

~Neds Declasified SSG~

Ned/Moze, Cookie/Lisa

~Indiana Jones~

Mutt/OC, Indy/Marion

~H2O: Just Add Water~

Zane/Rikki, Lewis/Cleo, Ash/Emma

~Bratz~

Eitan/Yasmin, Cam/Cloe

~Wizards Of Waverly Place~

Justin/Alex (I dnt care if its incest they're adorable)

~Firefly/Serenity~

Mal/River (Gr8 2getha, ther so shud b more of this pairing!), Simon/Kaylee, Jayne/Kaylee, Wash/Zoe (Can't believe they killed him -sob- he was gr8!), Jayne/Zoe, Simon/Inara, Jayne/Inara

~Merlin (BBC)~

Arthur/Merlin (Never use to be into Yaoi but Merlin and Arthur got me YAOI CRAZY! Now I pref Yaoi to Hey),

Gwen/Morgana, Gwen/Lancelot

~The Big Bang Theory~

Sheldon/Penny(Can't get enough of them.) (Got nothing against Leonard I just don't like him w/ Penny.)

~CardCaptors~

Tory(Touya)/Madison(Tomoyo)

~InuYasha~

SessInu, Miroku/Sango, Kouga/Ayame

~Naruto~

SasuNaru (Can't tolorate NaruSasu HAS to be Sasu!Seme/Naru!Uke!!)

~Supernatural~

Dean/OC, Dean/Castiel, Dean/CastielVessel(Jimmy)

~Chuck~

Chuck/Casey

~Full Metal Alchemist~

Roy/Ed

~Last Remnant~

Rush/David

~Monochrome Factor~

Akira!Seme/Shirogane!Uke, Kou/Haruka

~Primeval~

Stephen/Connor

~Vampire Knight~

Kaname/Zero

~D.Grey Man~

Kanda/Allen (Yullen), Tyki/Lavi(Lucky), Tyki/OC

~Prince of Tennis~

Atobe/Ryoma, Ryoma/OC,


~I've got a challenge for any of you who will take it!~

1. Like I mentioned before I can't post story's (I've sorted thqat out and I can now but still) so I've got an idea for one and I reali hope someone writes it!

A Crossover fic of Final Fantasy VII and Tomb Raider:

People I would put in it would be:

Tomb raider: Lara (of course), Kurtis, Alister, Zip, Winston and Anya and then Karel as the baddie!

FF VII: Cloud, Aerith, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, Reno, Tifa, Red XIII, Barret, Marlene, Denzel and Sephiroth as the baddie!

Sephiroth and Karel team up to bring hell on earth and somehow Cloud and the gang bump into Lara and her lot trying to take down Seph and Karel!

Pairings: Lara/Kurtis, Zip/Anya! Cloud/Aerith, Yuffie/Reno, Tifa/Vincent

2. I was wondering if someone would make high school fic with Lara Croft n Kurtis Trent as the main pair... Random but I think it would RULE so PM me if anyone takes the challenge! Should be smutstastic fic (rated M) =P blame the KTEB they've corrupted me!! lmao!

Summery: Lara at age 16 is finally allowed to start public school... something her father hates the idea of he prefers her going too private school but she wanted to be 'normal' and so after a lot of fighting he gives in. Her best friends Amanda (16yrs) and Anya (16yrs) go there and show her the ropes and help her out! She meets Kurtis (18yrs) a troubled and HOT 'bad boy' they become good friends and Lara realizes she's in love with him! After a small party consisting of -Amanda/Alister(17yrs + Zips mate), Anya/Zip(18yrs + Kurtis' best mate) and Lara/Kurtis- at Lara's manor because her fathers out on business things get frisky... A couple of weeks later Lara figures out she's pregnant with Kurtis' kid and freaks out not knowing how to tell Kurtis and also knowing her father will KILL her! Safe to say once she tells him he dis-owns her and so on. So she asks Kurtis if she can stay with him and being the responsible boyfriend and soon to be dad he is (after getting over the initial shock and freak out) lets her stay with him in his apartment. (he has no parents both died when he was young) and so more fun begins!

That a good idea or not?!

3. Can some one write a Code Veronica fan fiction about Claire and Steve... about well I don't know but maybe he didn't die and such!

High school fics are always good!!

4. So need to be more (After Resident Evil 4) Leon and Ashley fics!

5. Random but a high school fic with Resident Evil characters and couples lyk focus more on Leon/Ashley and Steve/Claire as the main pairs. Jill/Becca more than Wesker/Ada I like those other couples better! hehe!

6. A Tomb Raider and Uncharted: Drake's Fortune X-over -Lara/Nate pairing- This is a one off coz I still only like Lara/Kurtis but this x-over and what-not seemed cool! Oh you so can't forget to add Sulliven! Winston, Zip and Alister into the mix lol!

That's it for now! THANK YOU! And remember to email me if you chose 2 do 1!

There are Only Five Truths in Life:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. You are now smiling like an idiot.
4. You are thinking of sending this to a friend.
5. You STILL have that goofy smile on your face.


I am the girl that was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who has nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple that had the reolter hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed even visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn too because I am a male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection towards other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who wanted to teach gym until some one told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors on my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I hate they way people judge others. It's not right! Gays and transsexuals are people like everyone else!

You know it's 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave!

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years!

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name on my space!

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V!

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job!

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling!

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends!

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5!

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5!

11.) Now you're laughing at your self stupidly!

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you want to learn another language really badly but just haven't gotten around to it yet, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever taken a character personality quiz and hated who you got, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried to spoke pot, if you're one of the 2 percent that havn't copy & paste here.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Lily-tama, KittenKez,

Before The Wedding Day:

Husband: At last! I waited for this for a long time!
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: Are you out of your mind?! Don't even think about it!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always!
Wife: Did you ever cheat on me?
Husband: EEW! Of course not!
Wife: Will you have sex with me only?
Husband: Sure! Every opportunity I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Are you crazy?!
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Darling...

After The Wedding Day:

-Read from the bottom to the top-

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


~My Fics!~

Right My TR:AOD fic is on Premanent Hiatus, sorry 2 those who like it but I don't think anyone did, if anyone wants to use what I've done and carry it on please PM me I wouldn't mind someone making something good out of it! =-D

Moving on my PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl fic is still going strong and THANK YOU!! To all who enjoyed and favorited and/or story alerted it! I'm so glad at least some people like it! I'm starting a new fic but I'm NOT going to stop writing this one, in fact the next chapters almost there! =-D

About the other fic I'm currently writing, its for an anime called Kyo Kara Moah! And I'm going to add an OC into the mix somehow, pairing her with Conrad -or Conrart if you pref- because that man has NO love from the women when he SO deserves it .lol.

So the pairings will be as follows: Yuri/Wolfram, Conrad/OC and slight Gwendal/Gunter if I can weasel it in there. =P

Hope fellow ficcy writers will follow my example and write some Conrad/OC or like ANYONE other than YURI!

And aslo Coming soon! A Dean/OFC Supernatural Series of One-Shots :P I wrote it like YEARS ago and found it again SMUT-TASTIC =D so all I need to do is type it up. It inc. mention of Slayers but it doesn't actually have any character's from BtVS in.

Xox.KittenKez.xoX

Age: 16 Birthday: 24/08/92 Gender: Female

About me: I am a fun-loving person, hyper and try to get along with everyone. I enjoy reading, gaming and dirt biking.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl » reviews
JackOC! Meet Elizabeths younger sister Korinna Swann! Join the sweet, naive 16 year old girl as she joins the famous Captain Jack, Will and Elizabeth fighting un-dead pirates and hunting for cursed treasure!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - Jack S.
2. Tomb Raider: Not Alone » reviews
A man from her past haunts her memories... She's forgotten! Confused, used and Alone. Who will help her figure things out! Lara/Kurtis pairing! OC Lead! My 1st fic please be kind! Rating may change!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-10-08 - Lara Croft & Kurtis
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