Just wondering if anyone else has seriously wondered what Glinda's saying to Elphie on the Wicked musical logo... I mean look at Elphie's face! It must be some scandalacious gossip...

Random Quotes:

"Did I seriously just say that out loud?!" -me, when I accidentally said what a jerk my algebra professor is, very loudly, in front of the whole class. Ah well, last year of university and I'm through with it so...

Glinda: "Don't be afraid, Elphie." Elphaba: "I'm not. It's the Wizard who should be afraid- of me!" Wicked (musical)

Elphaba: "Feel better?"
Glinda: "Yes!" Elphaba: (Slaps her) "Good. So do I." Wicked (musical)

Elphaba: "Hush, you useless boy, before I remove your testicles with my foot." Wicked (novel)

"Let us run from anger- and catch us when we fall. And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you: Bless us all" -Tiny Tim, Muppet Christmas Carol (very random, I know, but my fiance and I were watching it last night and I had to put it up here.)

Ship:

RENT:Benny/Maureen (only cause of the Tidina tho...) Wicked: Elphaba/Fiyero. awwww! Harry Potter: Voldemort/Bellatrix

Actress: Idina Menzel, Helena Bonham Carter

Actor: Taye Diggs

Food: Little mini twist pretzels and hot cocoa and milk and Spongebob shaped mac and cheese

Book: Wicked! Harry Potter, Golden Compass and following series (His Dark Materials)

Movie: Rent, the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, the Harry Potter movies

People: Bex, Megan and Sarah.

Songs:La Vie Boheme, As Long As You're Mine, Defying Gravity, No Good Deed, For Good, Take Me or Leave Me, No One Mourns the Wicked, Today 4 U, Rent, Finale B (from Rent), Seasons of Love, any and all songs from rent, most of the songs from Wicked

Musical:RENT, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, and Les Miserables, Hairspray

Not-Faves:

Food: Meat (I'm a vegitarian, laugh if you like) and mac and cheese w/ ketchup.

Everything Else:

Well that's me. I love playing piano and I'm pretty good. I love to sing. I love my kitty cat Casper. I love cookies and cream ice cream with a little bit of chocolate drizzle and sometimes rainbow sprinkles. I love really good, crunchy on the outside warm & gooey on the inside homeade brownies. I love my boyfriend now fiance! I love writing. I love life!

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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

The Roles In The RENT Faith:

Jonathan Larson = God (duh)

Nederlander = the Temple of Jerusalem a.k.a. Holiest Place of Worship

New York City = Holy Land

RENTheads = worshippers and/or The Enlightened

Actors (past and present) in RENT = priests/rabbis/etc.

OBC and all involved with the original broadway production = Angels

Big black RENT book = Bible

OBC CDs = little mini Bibles (like the kinds that people say saved their lives
by stopping bullets or some such nonsense)

Holy Grail(s) = original Marky Scarfy, original cowbell, original blue hologram
pants, original pickle tub and drumsticks, original really tight plaid pants,
etc.

RENT shirts and other memorabilia = crosses on necklaces, "God" tattoos and so
forth

Theaters where RENT is being performed = churches

Tickets and/or ticket stubs to RENT = little passages of the Bible

RENT libretto = Holy Text, Ten Commandments

Heaven = RENT performers of choice at disposal (includes kinky usage, for those
who care)

Hell = an everlasting performance of OKLAHOMA

Prayers = songs from RENT

Hymns/psalms = Jonathan Larson quotes

Blasphemers = those who dislike RENT or are just annoying to all members of the
RENT Faith

And last but not least, instructions...

Treat all items described above as though they are their assigned counterparts. Please be intensly religious if possible. Those who subscribe to more than one Faith (Phantom of the Opera, CATS, Wicked, Avenue Q, Spamalot, etc) must submit application of their specific secondary church to the Holy Preserver of the RENT Faith in locality (reference: see PandaFire McMango). Those who view the Holy Preserver as crazy and/or insane, mentally deranged, depraved, phsycotic, weird, or just plain freaky must make their beliefs public and be severely spanked for their blasphemy. The Faith has arrived. Do not attempt to resist.

May You All Be Blessed By The Holy Larson,

Esther, Holy Preserver of the RENT Faith for Massachusetts

p.s.The Holy Preserver wishes it known that all Enlightened Members of the Faith who are able and well-equipped must travel to New York City and purchase tickets to view Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp, Holy and Most Gracious Angels of RENT Worship, as they perform in the Most Sacred RENT on Broadway. Those who cannot go to view this sacred event must hitchhike/stowaway/squish themselves into duffel bags to attend. If they still cannot accomplish this, the Holy Larson shall appease them for their sacrifice with a Blessing of Holy Larsonic Love. May we all pray for the joy and celebration of the Most Holy Adam and Anthony's Work in the Name of Larson. That is all from your Local Holy Preserver. LARSON BLESS YOU ALL.

p.p.s. The Holy Preserver wishes it known that she traveled to see the Most Sacred RENT in the Holy Land of Broadway and did in fact witness Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp, Holy and Most Gracious Angels of RENT Worship, perform in the Blessed Masterpiece. Let it be known, far and wide, that The Holy Angels were beyond incredible and the Holy Preserver wept throughout BOTH Blessed Acts. Let it be known that Adam (Larson Bless Him) messed up the La Vie Boheme choreography in a suitably adorable manner and both Holy Angels wept throughout Goodbye Love. Let it also be known that the Holy Preserver procurred Sacred and Most Precious Autographs and SQUEEed until the dawn of the folloiwng day. The Holy Preserver wishes to spread her joy and blessing far and wide by encouraging all of the Enlightened to increase their Worship now and after Adam and Anthony (Bless Them) leave.That is all. LARSON BLESS ALL.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Alright, everyone else does it, so I am too: Story update lists or whatever they're called. Pretty pointless, but there are some coming attractions I want you all to know about. Because I want friends.

Current FFs:

His Most Faithful: Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 are up.

October 17th Again: A Bellamort FF that developed on a train ride home from visiting my grandparents in Bristol for the weekend. UPDATE 12/19: sorry but this is officially over, no more chapters.

Rigel: Bellatrix's daughter...not as stupid as it sounds.

Across the Ocean in an Autumn Sunset: An Avatar: The Legend of Aang fic about my favorite villain... Azula!

The Pearl Ocean: A Fiyeraba fic about what should have happened on the night of Horrible Morrible's assassination.

Under the Rain: A fanfic of the beautiful deviantART picture of the same name by DryEyez

Rear Window: A Benny/Maureen fic that involves pizza, wine, arctic temperatures, and Alfred Hitchcock movies. What's not to love:D