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since: 09-30-07, id: 1387717, Profile Updated: 02-10-09
Author has written 14 stories for iCarly.

Hola. I guess I should really put some info here, huh?

Once upon a time(think early eighties. Which is apparently the Jurassic period in internet land.) my parents got naked, got under the covers, and boom! I was born. Well, not right then. Down the line. Whatever. You know what I meant.

I am entirely too old to be liking some of the shows I do, but I can't help myself. I like a lot of fandoms, some slash, some not. It's about 50/50. Okay, more like... 70/30. Or so. I'm not really into femslash, but if it's written well, I can dig it. It seems I can never write anything dramatic and every story I end up with results in fluff. I am working on this. And even with the slash love I possess, I tend to write more M/F relationships. Er?? My mind works in mysterious ways.

I have a habit of shipping just about anyone. Give me a TV show...any TV show, and I'll think of two (or more) characters and all the devious things that go on between them. Maybe you really shouldn't give me such ideas. We'd be here too long.

I never claimed to be a great writer, so don't say I didn't warn you when my story leaves you scratching your noggins and scrunching your 'brows. I'm a weirdo. Plain and simple. And one of the things I hate is when people take fandom WAY too seriously. It's supposed to be good fun times. There's different strokes for different folks. If you don't like something someone writes or has an opinion on, don't read it. You can always skip over. It's just the internet.

Some of the fandoms I love are as follows:

NCIS

CSI

iCarly

Drake and Josh

Futurama

The Mentalist

Criminal Minds

How I Met Your Mother

Heroes


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1. Beautiful reviews
You're a stupid man, Spencer Shay. Stupid, stupid, stupid." SPAM one shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
2. Anger Management reviews
Freddie seems quite daring with Sam. Cutesy Seddie one shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-5-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete
3. Close for Comfort reviews
Silly implied SPAM fluff. One shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-18-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
4. Thank You » reviews
A follow up to the story iMuse. Spam, of course.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 2-11-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
5. Better Late Then Never reviews
A Cutesy, fluffy short Spam one shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
6. Freddie is a good name reviews
It doesn't stop the hurt, though. I wish you were still here. I guess part of you will be soon, in a way..." Light Seddie/light Spam, long one shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-09 - Complete
7. In Stitches » reviews
Sam injures herself, Spencer is there to the rescue. SPAM, multi-chapter, light language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
8. Three Hours reviews
A span of three hours after a tragedy happens to Sam. SPAM, long one shot, rated M on the safe side because a somewhat mature ending. Don't read if you don't like.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-31-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
9. iWaste Time » reviews
Sam and Freddie decide to waste an afternoon. SEDDIE, multi-chaptered.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete
10. It's meant to be broken reviews
He needs to tell her. And things need to change. SPAM one shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
11. How does she do that? reviews
How does Sam manage to do it? Seddie one shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-8-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete
12. Long, Long, Long reviews
Long one shot/song fic. Song is "Long, Long, Long" by The Beatles. SPAM.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-7-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
13. Wake up, Sam! reviews
Spencer plans some sweet revenge for all those times Sam has woke him up. SPAM fic, one shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-08 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete
14. iMuse reviews
Spencer shows off his newest creation for an art exhibit. But does it resemble someone, or is it just imagination? Implied Spam, one shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
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