Seven facts about me:

I spend WAY too much time reading fanfiction

I like cheesy corn chips

I live in New Zealand (the OTHER land down other)

I like to read but not to write

My cat is named Lucy Minerva (no, NOT after the Harry Potter character)

I'm trying to learn how to knit and failing epically

My brother is called Raphael (no, NOT after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle )

I happen to love Steven Wright Quotes

Here are some for you:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.