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since: 10-01-07, id: 1388156, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
country: United States

i am a American teenage fangirl who is obsessed with music, fanfic, and all things John Barrowman, James Marsters, Gareth David-Lloyd, David Tennant, and Lucas Grabeel. i have a strange obsession with hats too (don't ask why). i absolutely HATE people who discriminate against other people because they can't deal with the fact that everyone in the world is unique and special. they are too caught up in their own insecurities to see past whats on the outside and look inside. IMO all homophobes, racists, and bigots should just shut the hell up and be told where to shove it. i love to read, write, and draw but am not really a good artist. my favorite type of fanfiction to read is slash/yaoi.

Age: not too Young, not too old. I'm just right.
Sex: female
sexuality: heterosexual
appearance: black and curly hair, dark brown eyes, a little chubby but not fat
ethnicity: English, Irish, Scottish, welsh, native American, African American, Puerto Rican, west Indian, (I'm alot of things lol!)

Favorite bands: My chemical romance, nickleback, three days grace, all American rejects, green day, fall out boy, Flo rida, JOHN BARROWMAN!, Tokio Hotel, panic! at the disco, the kooks, lucas grabeel, avril lavigne, lost prophets,

Favorite movies: Blades of glory, Sweeney Todd: the demon barber of fleet street, Pirates of the Caribbean, harry potter, serenity, lord of the rings, rent, spaceballs, all star trek

I'm into so many fandoms its hard to keep track. okay: torchwood, Buffy the vampire slayer, doctor who, veronica mars, firefly, angel, star trek(all versions), harry potter, lord of the rings, rent, csi, queer as folk, as the world turns, hollyoaks, battlestar gallactica, Xena, Hercules, heroes, lost, alias, degrassi, Frasier, will and grace, sliders, the pretender, Leverage, Alles Was Zahlt, greek, eastenders, one life to live, goede tijden slechte tijden, highlander, brothers and sisters, true blood, skins, raising the bar, Oz
there's more but i don't remember at the moment.

Pairings
Torchwood
Love: Jack/Ianto(love, love, love them!), Owen/Tosh, Gwen/Rhys, Doctor/Jack, Owen/Ianto, Doctor/Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Owen
HATE: Jack/Gwen(i absolutely despise this pairing!evil eye)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Love: Buffy/Spike, Xander/Spike, Willow/Tara, Xander/Anya, Angel/Spike, Dawn/Spike(friendship), Willow/Oz
HATE: Buffy/Angel(stupid, big fore-headed, brooding vampire! glare), Willow/Spike(i'd rather they be friends)

Doctor Who
Love: Jack/Doctor, Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Rose/Jack
HATE: I'm okay with pretty much every pairing in this fandom except for Martha/Doctor and Donna/Doctor

Veronica Mars
Love: Veronica/Logan(LoVe is meant to be!), Logan/weevil, Veronica/weevil, Logan/Duncan
HATE: Veronica/Duncan, Piz/Veronica(WHAT THE HELL IS PIZONICA!!)

Firefly
Love: Mal/Jayne, Mal/Simon, Jayne/Simon, Mal/Inara, Simon/Kaylee, Walsh/Zoe
HATE: Jayne/Kaylee, Jayne/River(sorry to all you Rayne fans out there, but i just don't see it)

Angel
Love: Doyle/Cordelia, Wesley/Fred, Gunn/whoever, Angel/Cordelia, Angel/Wesley, Angel/Spike
Hate: Connor/Cordelia(ewwwwwwwwww!!), JASMINE=SHUDDER!!

Star Trek: Voyager
Love: Chakotay/Janeway, Tom/Chakotay, Tom/B'elanna, Tom/Harry, Tom/Janeway, Tom/Seven(yes, i LOVE Tom), Neelix/Kes, Doctor/Kes
Hate: Seven/Chakotay (Chakotay belongs with Janeway! At least in canon. Anywhere else, he belongs with Tom :)

Harry Potter
Love: HARRY/DRACO!!, Harry/Ron, Draco/Ron, Ron/Hermoine, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Sirius
Hate: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermoine, Draco/Ginny

CSI
Love: Greg/Nick, Greg/Grissom(I LOVE Greg), Grissom/Sara, Warrick/Catherine
Hate: Greg/Sara(Leggo my Greggo!), Nick/Sara

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. :

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see.
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But now its much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!--

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are, and what you want…stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7: we’ll transfer your call to the mothership.

If you are schizophrenic, just listen; the small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press; no one will answer you.

If you are dyslexic, press 6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep…after the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

And if you have low self esteem, please hang up: all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Ode to the Piece of Paper

Oh crinkled page – let the distant sun cast shadows haphazardly beside thine wrinkles. Oh woe for thine crumpled state, more so for thine ragged disposition. Thine faint lines mere squiggles upon thy surface. How are we to write on thee? Thine ill-made cracks would surely deter our quill’s path. Poor fool, once so pure – now rumpled and creased like the raging sea. I folded thy seemingly two dimensional body to fit mine pocket. Can I ask – no, beg for forgiveness for making thee disfigured? Oh pitiful sigh, for thou be a mere shadow of thy former glory – only to be tossed aside. Can I apologize for the pain and for putting thee through so much? Oh, thee so thin – I am cruel, but so is this world.
I punched holes through thy shell with piercing metal and left thee in darkness – pressed against thy brothers, where thy could hardly breathe. Mine file teasingly tore at thy wounds. Oh the pain! Mine friends and I wrote messages to one another upon thy dry flesh, with our uncouth tongue and scratchy scrawl. Oh, dear piece of paper – no soul can restore thee. Not even thine forgiveness could wash away my awful sins. The sin of using thine helplessness against thee. (this isn't mine. it belongs to an athor on deviantart.com and as soon as i remember the name of said author i will post it here. i just had to put up this story because it made me ROFL for over an hour!:)

Torchwood Quotes

Jack: No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your own uniqueness

Gwen: Have you ever eaten alien meat?
Jack: Yeah.
Gwen: What was it like?
Jack: Well, he seemed to like it

Tosh: We could feed the world
Ianto: We could release a single

Jack: Do I show off?
Ianto: Just a little

Ianto Jones: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything: no phones, phones all broken.
holds up hand in imitation of telephone
Ianto Jones: Hello? Anyone there? No! Cause the phones aren't working!

Ianto Jones: "Just us, in this room, as long as it takes". Terrifying.
Jack: Yeah?
Ianto Jones: Absolutley, shivers down my spine.
Jack: You don't look scared.
Ianto Jones: It, um... passed.
Captain Jack Harkness: growls

Jack: We could've used you an hour ago for naked hide and seek.
Ianto: He cheats, he always cheats.

Jack: Torso of steel, shilling a feel!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

if you can't go a day without listening to john barrowman's voice, post this in your profile.

if you LOVE Scottish men (JB and DT) repost this.

if you think homophobia is the real sin, post this in your profile.

if you don't smoke, drink alcohol, or do drugs because you know it will virtually cut 20-40 years off of your life, repost this.

if you think Joss Whedon is a GOD, repost this.

if you think Russel T. Davies is a GOD, repost this.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

"Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."

“You can't make someone love you; you can only stalk them and hope for the best.”

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything, but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

The apple ran away with the banana, they got married, rented a motel room, and thus, we have oranges.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say “Storms suck!”

If you don’t like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk.

Life is God’s way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON"T COME BACK!" Death is God’s way of dragging you back up to heaven by your shirt collar mumbling, ‘Alright, I think you’ve done enough damage..."

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about how to learn to dance in the rain.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit

the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe that homophobia is wrong.

How do you prevent rape?
Women should learn self-defense.
Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark.
Women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts.
Women shouldn't leave drinks unattended.
Fuck, they shouldn't dare to get drunk at all.

How about:
-if a woman is drunk, don't rape her.
-if a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.
-if a women is unconscious, don't rape her.
-if a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.
-if a woman is jogging in a park, don't rape her.
-if a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend, don't rape her.
-if a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.
-if a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.
-if a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.
-if a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.
-if a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.
-if a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.
-if a woman is actually a young child, don't rape her.
-if your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.
-if your step-daughter is watching tv, don't rape her.
-if you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.
-if your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him he's a fucking idiot.
-if your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.
-if a guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.

Tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.

If you know a rape victim:
-don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.
-don't imply that it's in any way her fault.
-don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.
-don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself.

If you agree, repost this.

CSI Quotes(more like Greg Sanders quotes lol)

Greg Sanders:I'm like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom:I thought that was my line...?
Greg Sanders:Yeah, and I absorbed it.

Greg Sanders: I could've been a rock star.

Sara Sidle: I know you didn't beep me for a magic trick.
Greg Sanders: Swami doesn't do magic tricks. Swami's here to reveal all of your DNA secrets.

Greg Sanders: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you swab one down, run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Greg Sanders: You infected me with mildew!

Greg Sanders: We labrats have to do something to get through the day.

Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.

Greg Sanders: I am the man!
Warrick Brown: Why, what'd you do? Let me guess--you ran a DNA profile on the blood from the dead guy's knuckles and got a match.
Greg Sanders: No.
Gil Grissom: You ran a DNA profile and something very distinctive popped up.
Greg Sanders: Not quite.
Warrick Brown: You made it out of bed and you dressed yourself.
Greg Sanders: No

GregSanders: I ran a tox screen on your vic. It came up Cannibis Sativa.
Sara Sidle: Grass?
Greg Sanders: Grass? So 70's, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, the happy stick, wacky-tobaccy..
Sara Sidle: Wait...Granny was high?
Greg Sanders: Yup.
Sara Sidle: Granny was high?
Greg Sanders (pretends to inhale on a joint): As a kite.

Greg Sanders: Well, in the interests of posterity, I took it upon myself to establish provenance for the killer gloves... I mean DNA-wise. On my own time of course, of which I have precious little so that should count for something.
Gil Grissom (exasperated): Greg, why are you always doing this?
Greg Sanders: Because you make me nervous.

Gil Grissom: Gene Rayburn.
Greg Sanders: What?
Gil Grissom: Point of reference.
Greg Sanders: Uh. . .Match Game. . .Nipsey Russell, Fannie Flagg, game show network. Look, I don't have time for your humor. Ecklie's got a multiple, Warrick tells me his home invasion is my top priority and I'm still backed up on Catherine's no-suspect rape. One servant, many masters. You know what I'm saying?
Gil Grissom: Greg, this is your DNA lab. You are the master. We serve you.
Greg Sanders: Well your stuff just moved to the top of the pile.

Catherine Willows: Hey, Greggy, any luck on those blood and hair samples?
Greg Sanders: Don't insult me. Luck is for those without skill.
Catherine Willows: Spoken like a man who's never hit the jackpot.
Greg Sanders: Sad, but true.

Greg Sanders: Okay. Well, results from the fight bite boy. I had to get it from an outside lab since we're not equipped to do bacterial DNA testing ourselves. Hint, hint.

Greg Sanders: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Gil Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.

Grissom: I just got a page from James Watson.
Nick: And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg?
Greg: Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA. Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day.
Nick: What have you been doing all day?

Greg Sanders: Hey, I hear you're working on Hank's case.
Sara Sidle: I believe it's my case.
Greg Sanders: Territorial. You know, guys don't like that.
Sara Sidle: You're crowding me, Greg.
Greg Sanders: Well, I have some information that'll bring us even closer.

Greg Sanders:...Mrs. Harpo.
Catherine Willows: Harper.
Greg Sanders: Whatevo.

OMG!! Children Of Earth was the most awesome thing in the history of things!! I loved it sooooooo much, I had to watch it over and over again :) I MISS IANTO!!

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