Proud winner of Most Likely to Become Famous and (in a draw) Most Likely To Succeed in the Second Ever T/D Awards.

Welcome to my life.

Please leave your sanity at the door.

.:Quotes:.

"I don't want good quotes; I want true quotes."
--Tawny

"We're authors. We don't need excessive caps-lock to express our feelings."
--Annie

"Oh, fuck me. I spelled "counselors" wrong."
"GASPETH! Tawny made a spelling error? Mark it on the calendar this day must be remembered for all eternity!"
--Tawny and Golde

"Aw, fuck me. I spelled "maim" wrong, too."
"Holy shit... Tawny got two words wrong in one day. Not zero, not one; two."
"Shut your God-damned mouth, Mem. Nobody likes you."
--Tawny, then Mem, then Tawny again...

"America is like a mother who buys their kid a Juicy Couture purse instead of a winter coat and then teaches parenting classes."
--Breeze

"Causing a fight won't make things right, but in the end it grows back twice as strong."
--Hope

"I don't respect dead people any more because dead people don't respect me. Where are my flowers, you dead asshole?"
--Tawny

"Words make things come to life."
--Rayne

"Well, we all have to be immature sometimes, because it's no fun otherwise."
--Qzzy

"I are st00pid."
--Flameh

"Yes. That's right. I'm marrying a one-hundred-twenty-two year old ailurophilic nymphomaniac who also happens to be my little sister."
"Wouldn't that be incest?"
"Yes. Keep it in the family."
--Tawny and Rayne

"Of course I do drugs! That's all people do in California - take drugs and commit sodomy. We also hold protests sometimes."
--"Flameh"

"Huh? Sorry; I was too busy doing drugs to decipher those letters."
"You shouldn't do drugs, Flameh. That's a bad hippie."
(later...)
"Eh? I was too busy getting stoned and praying for peace on Earth and protecting myself from earthquakes to understand you."
--"Flameh" and Tawny, respectively; Flameh

"If I die in a car crash, your ass is fucking haunted. Capiche?"
--Mem

"I'm British but my family moved to Canada."
"Oh, God. Why don't you just affix a giant target to your back and write 'Fuck you, America!' in big letters across your forehead? You'll get about the same response."
--Golde and Tawny, respectively

"I am a guy, after all. We've been noted for our lack of restraint and intelligence."
--AD

"I try not to let reality interfere with my worldview."
--Tawny

"All of the sarcastic thoughts that run through her mind clearly created a hard, bulletproof wall where the rebounding bullets come back and hit you with snarky remarks."
--Golde

"...I'm tired. Does anyone have tea they can send me over the internet?"
"Gosh, I'd love to send you some, but I can't. See, I have this chronic disease. You may have heard of it. It's called No."
"Why yes, I have heard of it! Coincidentally I have the same affliction as I previously stated in another thread. Perhaps we could compare antidotes and examine this curious virus you seem to posses alonngside with No. Witchitis. :D"
Why, perhaps we should! Unfortunately, I have another disease that effectively prevents this from happening. It's called I don't rightly give a fuck - nice, long Latin name, see."
--Golde, then Tawny, then Golde again, then Tawny again

"I always say quotable things~ Anything that comes out of my mouth is quotable."
--Flameh

"What if Firestar wins the ultimate leader thing?"
"Shh! Don't say it! Don't even think it."
"But what if he does? Can't you just see it? Stus falling from the sky and claiming the world, loners, rogues and kittypets joining the Clans left, right and center, the planet turning into a horrible warriors creation with only T/D surviving as the last remanents of humanity as the entire world is transformed into cats and we stand alone against the apocalypse that Erin Hunter has created!"
"Shutthefuckupandpassmetheammunition."
--Golde, then Tawny, then Golde again, then AD

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
--Stephen King

"He's secretly in love with Simmons."
--Geoff (the guy who plays Grif in Red vs. Blue) talking about his character on a podcast