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Hi everyone! X3 ((grins))

Its me! Yeah! ((silence)) oh don't be too happy then ¬ ¬ Anywayz i'm KittyKat (might change my name so watch out) my Codename is... Llama (or Lama)-Chan or even Pain-chan meaning bread in French, the cause of this is my not normal self and another Brit called MysticalFlyingPiggies (awesome name X3) who after our weird conversations came up with these. (Hers is Tacho-Chan!) J'ai lama estrange mais j'ai aussi au pain estrange. If you know what that means a cookie for you! Well...that is if i've typed it right XP Anywayz check out my stories, Au revoir mes amis! Sayhonara! Adios! You get the idea ;D

The first anime i ever watched was Tokyo mew mew so that's probably why most of my stories are about the characters. And recently yaoi has been a fave of mine especially Zeruto, Kanauto, LxLight and KanamexZero; So you've be warned. =) Holy Jeebus i don't know what else to put on here! Jeez its not look anyone is going to waste their time reading this crap...BRAS!! Ha! that got your attention didn't it? ;P okai so yeh enjoy my stories or flame someone else who actually gives a damn or i'll send my army of demonic llama's after you. Cyaz xx KK

Ok a little bit about myself hmm where do i start? Hyper, Kind, Funny person with bags of energy that is a big fan girl of cute hotties from anime, books etc. Green eyes, blonde/brown hair, tall blah blah blah. That pretty much sums me up and i'm immortal so my age is probably 160yrs old so yeh i'm special. XD Boo yah! Also i have a demonic llama called Armaggedon (or however the hell you spell it) but i call him Jed for short, i own him so be careful he's lethal. XP Okay so other sites i'm on: Just this one, my youtube account which is- http://www.youtube.com/user/Kut3Kitty so come along and check out my videos! I'm on twitter there's a link for my page on my YT account so check there if your that interested. haha.

Hey just so you know i'm crazy and have a weird sense of humour so anything i write hurts your feelings lock me up and throw away the key. ;P

Current obsessions: The boyXboy couples i listed above, music (especially Vocaloid & this song called Make me hip like badass by MSI ;D), books, fanfictions, drawing, llama's and that's about it.

Fave bands: The list is so long we'll be here until the cows come home. I love music that's all there is to it ((shrugs))

Fave books: Manga, Night World Series, Vampire Academy books, Harry Potter, Sarah Dessen books, Meg Cabot books, Darren Shan books, The Inheritance Cycle, Jane Eyre, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Shakespeare plays, and many more i'll list others when i can be bothered but basically there are a lot of books i love. The Twilight Series; i like and dislike the books end of story.

Fave films and TV shows: There are many i like that i can't be bothered to list right now. Sorry ¬ ¬ ((sweatdrop))

My stories= Well i'm not working on many at the moment but here are the ones i have up so far:

Another day at Cafe Mew Mew, or is it?= Basically a RyouxIchigo fluff fanfic, its about when Ichigo has to stay behind at work as a punishment for being late but she dares to enter the dark domains of Ryou's bedroom what happens? Found out for yourself! X3

Free time?= This is just a bunch of short fluffy stories about my fave couple at the minute; Zeruto. So sit back and enjoy!

Ichigo's Confession= One of my much earlier works, a complete faliure. Its a IchigoxKisshu/Kish story read if you want.

Out with the old in with the new= Is my SesshyxKag fanfic i can't give you any summary because it would ruin the plot so just read to find out.

rXi fluff? 0.o= Its what the title says.

The perverted cat and the mouse= My amuto fanfic, a cliffy at the end i'll consider carrying it on if you lot like the sound of it. =)

True Love= Again one of my earlier failures, its another RyouxIchigo fanfic. Read if you dare!

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

If you have every tripped on a flat surface (you have skill), copy and paste thos into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi,rubixxanimefan, xXKittyKatXx

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, RubiXXchocolateloverXXanimefan, xXKittyKatXx

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
not caring that people think your a lez.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

Muhahahahahahaha...Hi! ;D ((evil look))

RANDOM LIST OF STUPIDITY!!KYAAAAA!!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

This list is pure awesomeness.. EMBRACE IT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR INSANITY!! Everyone: 0.o Me: Hey! I said i was weird! ((pouts))

Quotes

MyChonny (a Youtube user): "Immaturity keeps me young." ((nods)) Too true.

The OC Series- Seth Cohen:

"Hey dip a toe in the Christmukkah pool, there's room for all of us!" Lol you gotta love Seth!

Austin powers- Goldmember:

guy with mole: mini me has switched sides. (Austin stills stares at mole)

austin: ah! oh! sorry about that old chap! sorry welcome aboard! my MOLEstake. (covers mouth)

guy with mole: what was that? Listen just get it out of your system

austin: no i'm fine

guy with mole: i insist

austin: mole! bloody mole! Were're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some gucaMOLEY!

guy with mole: better?

austin: yep (pokes mole with stick, then smiles)

sorry that took a long time to type lol ;3

P.S If you didn't have a mental issues BEFORE you read all this and my stories then...i'm afraid to say you will have now. Join the club! xxx ((smiles))