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Murasaki Tsukimaru
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since: 10-02-07, id: 1389157, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
country: United States

Name: Mr. Black
Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to not care

Likes: Red meat
Anime
Weapons
Metal
Rock
Catch-22
Macbeth
Hamlet
Calvin & Hobbes
Fighting
Harry Potter (idea, the ending sucked)
Chocolate milk
Jet Li movies
300
V for Vendetta
Final Fantasy 7
Anything that goes 'Boom'

Dislikes: People
Vegetables
McDonalds
Country music
Emos
Bad Grammar/Spelling (especially from anyone who speaks English as their first language)
Yaoi (several gay/bi friends, just keep it away from me)
People who treat you like shit then are surprised when you don't help them
People who lie to get you in trouble/arrested

Best Fucking Stories Ever. Period.

Naruto: Black Flames Dance in the Wind, The Rise of Naruto; Chunin Exam Day; Dancing With Demons; Breaking The Boundaries;

Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Gift; What We Make Of It; Once More With Feeling; Thousand Shinji

Bleach: Panther King of the Shinigami; After The Fairy Tale Ends; Uninvited Guests; The Humane Hollow; Tyrant Lizard

Harry Potter: Partially Kissed Hero; A Black Comedy; Bungle In The Jungle; Knowledge Is Power; The Lie I've Lived; The Denarion Series

Miscellanous Series: Weapon of Mass Destruction(Love Hina); Tamer of the Hazard(Digimon); Will of D(One Piece); I Live On(Crossover); True Monsters (Crossover)

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto x any girl but Hinata/Sakura (seen too much of it and it's usually bad)
Naruto x Harem

Harry x any older girl/girl from a different house (especially Bella and Narcissa)
Harry x Harem

Ichigo x Harem
Ichigo x Orihime
Ichigo x Yoruichi
Ichigo x Neliel
Ichigo x Rangiku

Keitaro x Mitsune
Keitaro x Harem

Luffy x Nami
Luffy x Robin
Luffy x Harem

Shinji x Misato
Shinji x Harem (what can I say, all of these guys deserve it)

Fun Quotes:

"Is meat still murder after threatening to stab someone for stealing your cheeseburger?" - Mr. Black

"Do not start fights with someone who kills for a living." - Mr. Black

“Okay… if I may? If I may, I would just like to point out a few things here. Ahem. A list should suffice. One: we have never found an Angel before it attacked us, much less in an apparently dormant and embryonic state. Two: this Angel is in possibly the most hostile location on the planet, over a thousand feet beneath the surface of an active volcano, surrounded by molten rock where it will be a challenge to know whether the crushing pressure or the intense heat will destroy something first. Three: the Type-L equipment will not work under such conditions, because we would be going into boiling hot magma, a significant point considering that the Type-L was designed to counter the increasing power of the Angels. Four: boiling hot magma is incredibly dense and would thus impede motion massively. Five: the Evas are not physically dense enough to actually sink into boiling hot magma, so to actually get down that deep would require extra dense weights to be added, which would impair movement even more than the sort of heavy armour required to actually survive while surrounded on all sides by boiling hot magma. Six: the last report from the probe said that the Angel was sinking deeper into the boiling hot magma. Seven: boiling hot magma! So, to sum up, in the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar, ‘It’s a trap!’ This is such a trap that I reserve the right as a soldier to refuse an obviously suicidal order.” – Ikari Shinji (from Thousand Shinji)

“Evil beware, we have waffles.” – Raven

“If you’re the creators of this society, there must also be destroyers.” – Scar

“There’s no such thing as ‘no such thing’!” – Greed

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!" – Zaraki Kenpachi

“Sometimes you drink the milk; sometimes the milk drinks you.” – Mandy

“One would not think so, but the advantage is with a lone skilled man when facing more then three equally skilled attackers. And when a man is surrounded on all sides by enemies and has not a friend to watch his back, he has a greater advantage still. For they must be careful, lest they commit the sin of fratricide; while he is in a world of targets just waiting to be serviced.” – Unknown

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