WELCOME!
Blah blah blah, I'm Meg, blah blah blah.
I really don't care what you call me, except MEGAN or MARGE. In my life I have been called: Meg, Meggie, Megret, Meg Meg, Megan (!!), Em, Margaret, Marge (!!), Gret, Meki, Hope, Daisy, Pushover Servent, Sunny, and Skittle. And the list is growing.
ABOUT ME
Name- see above
Age- 377
Hair- shorter than I'd like it, a dirty-ish blound
Eyes- blue-gray
Height- tall enough to play basketball!
Weight- average
Location- a small town
Popularity status- semi-popularish
Activities- I play sports. Lotsa sports.
Positions in those sports:
Basketball- forward or power forward, or guard if needed
Soccer- midfield, preferedly left
Lacrosse- third man or point, SOMETIMES (very rarely) coverpoint
Softball- second base, but I'm learning to pitch
Tae-Kwon-Do- yellow belt
Tennis- um, the right side? (I play with a leftie when I play doubles.)
Favorite sport-players: Perkins, Rondo and Poe (Celtics), Pedroia, Ellsberry, Youuuuuuuuuuuuuk, Casey, Lester (Red Sox), Moss (Patriots), Twellman (Revolution), Nadal (I CANNOT STAND FEDERER!!) (tennis).
WOULD YOU RATHER...?
outside or inside?
IM or email?
George or Fred?
breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
vegatarian or meat-eater?
junk food or health snack?
field day or last day of school?
beach or pool?
LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE A STORY- Add a little personality to it. NAME your chapters. WRITE Autor's Notes.
I AM A SSS!! and you're not.
1. Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? Meditteranean
2. Find a book, turn to page 53, line 3, word 6. What is it? was
3. What can you hear right now? CSI: NY
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself. Me: You guys are way too obsessed with ToonTown. My brother: Okay.
5: Turn on your TV. what show is on? CSI: NY
6: Type your name with your elbow: MEG (Whoa! It worked! You have to use the bone of your elbow and do it really slowly. Otherwise it looks like mnedvg)
7: Stand up, close your eyes and spin yourself around three times. Open you eyes. What do you see? vacuum cleaner
8: If you could be a character from a TV show, who would you be? Cutty from house. Sorta.
9: Find the third letter from all of your answers. Underline them. What does it spell? Dsiuigct. Okay then.
FAVORITE QUOTES OF ALL TIME
"If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you." -Winnie the Pooh
"Aww, you're gonna make me cry...just kidding, I have no soul." -A kid in my class to my LA teacher
"What sport do you think is most romantic?" -The leader of SSS.
"PONAGE!" -Me and my BFFs. While bowling.
"LOVE
LIFE
SOX." -A t-shirt
"A good friend will confort you when he breaks up with you, but a best friend will go up to him and say 'it's because you're going gay, isn't it?'" -an icon. Don't think I haven't done that. When my BFFWMML's ex-boyfriend broke with her, my BFFBWCLT and I annoyed the crap out of him by saying that like FOUR MILLION TIMES. I am dead serious.
"Pfft, English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England." -Homer Simpson
"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, friends before love." -My BFFBWCLT
"Friends will always be like 'well, you deserved better,' but best friends will be prank calling him saying 'you will die in seven days.'" -Again, my BFFBWCLT. And no, we didn't do that.
"This could be trouble. We better make a fort."
"I'll get the pillows." -Merry and Pippin
"Life is better blound." -A t-shirt
"No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." -A 'NO TRESPASSING' sign
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I SPEAK FRENCH, so I MUST be snobby
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be immature
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND AT TIMES, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm A BRUNETTE, so I MUST be super smart
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love maths
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I like EMO CULTURE, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak in the same British accent as on all American TV
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I DON'T TALK to people besides my friends much, so I MUST be weird or freaky
I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST play basketball
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST work at a deli
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm almost ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in Heaven
I WRITE, so I MUST have an A+ in English
I GO/WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL, so me and my family MUST be rich conceited snobs
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST hate homosexuals and not agree with abortion
My PARENTS ARE DIVORCED, so I MUST be unhappy
I HAVE A STEP-SISTER, so we MUST be super-close
I PLAY A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS, so I MUST be a music geek
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a nerd
My FAMILY MOVES A LOT, so we MUST be insecure
I CAN NEVER STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC, so I MUST be an emo loner
I'M MIDDLE EASTERN, so I MUST hate Americans
I'M A WOMAN, so I MUST be neat and like to clean
I'M A MIXED RACE PERSON, so I MUST not know where I belong.
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile, bold the ones that apply to you, and add any more that you can think of.
Ah, and it is now time to part. Read my stories! Might as well, now that you're here ;P. Whoa, was that a winking-sticking-out-tongue? That's new. I should patent that ;P
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