the cat in the picture is mine.
i have many names i go by.
Lisa Phantom
Phoenix
The dark queen of the night.
Rainpaw
Here are their explanations:
Lisa Phantom: Lisa is my name and Phantom comes from Danny Phantom which i love.
Phoenix:x men my favorite character is jean A.K.A. Phoenix
The dark queen of darkness:i am The queen of darkness! Fear me!
Rainpaw: that is my warriors name
My muse:Daryl Cullen
i know cullen as in The cullens from twilight and he is my made up character HE IS HOT!
Likes:
Books:Harry Potter and the sorcerors stone,harry potter and the chamber of secrets,harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban,harry potter and the goblet of fire,harry potter and the order of phoenix,harry potter and the half blood prince,harry potter and the deathly hallows,Twilight,new moon,eclipse,Vampire Beach,Vampire Kisses,Blood and Chocolate,kristy's great idea,the truth about stacey,kristy's big day,mary anne's bad luck mystery,stacey's mistake,dawn on the coast,mary anne and the great romance,abby and the best kid ever,kristy and the haunted mansion,claudia gets her guy,baby sitters on board,sea city here we come,say cheese and die,say cheese and die again,the haunted mask,deep trouble,one day at horrorland,the werewolf of fever swamp,my hairiest adventure,werewolf skin,the curse of camp cold lake,escape from the carnival of horrors,tick tock you're dead,night in werewolf woods,beware of the purple peanut butter,under the magicians spell,welcome to the wicked wax museum,the secret bedroom,silent night,the confession,killers kiss,the perfect date,Boys that Bite,Stake That,a living nightmare,the vampires assistant,tunnels of blood,vampire mountain,trials of death,the vampire prince,hunters of the dusk,allies of the night,killers of the dawn,the lake of souls,lord of the shadows,sons of destiny,the bad beginning,the reptile room,the wide window,the miserable mill,the austere academy,the ersatz elevator,the vile village,the hostile hospital,the carnivorus carnival,the slippery slope,the grim grotto,the penultimate peril,the end,goddess of the night,into the cold fire,night shade,the secret scroll,the sacrifice,the lost one,moon demon,possession,the choice,the talisman,the prophecy,the becoming,and basically anything to do with vampires and werewolves.,i'll zap manhattan,the accident,help i'm trapped in an alien's body,aquamarine,the boxcar children,playing with fire,spying eyes,my teacher fried my brains,one spy too many,the tail of emily windsnap,lets pretend this never happened,my pants are haunted,am i the princess or the frog,never do anything ever,double identity,the trouble with twins,nothings fair in fifth grade,on the far side of the mountain,gathering blue,the giver,the messanger,my side of the mountain,annie's rainbow,snail mail no more,judy moody,holes,won't someone help anna,buried treasure,my teacher is an alien,your best friends boyfriend,dark moon,framed,roll call,double check,final lap,deadly detention,warriors,maximum ride
Movies:Harry potter and the sorcerors stone,harry potter and the chamber of secrets,harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban,harry potter and the goblet of fire,harry potter and the order of the phoenix,X-Men,x men 2 x men united,x men 3 the last stand,Pirates of the Carribean 1(didnt see the others),sky high,corpse bride,sereies of unfortunate events,fat albert,home alone,fantastic 4,fantastic 4 the rise of the silver surfer,nanny mcphee,scary movie 1,scary movie 2,scary movie 3,scary movie 4,the incredibles,the santa clause,the santa clause 2,the santa clause 3,the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl,the shaggy dog,the simpsons movie,bratz rock angels,charlie and the chocolate factory,madagascar,chicken little,aquamarine,robots,lilo and stitch,lilo and stitch 2,leroy and stitch.
Cartoons:Avatar the last Airbender,Danny Phantom,X-Men Evolution,the simpsons,family guy,american dad
Anime:Inuyasha,Sailor Moon,dragonball z,Fullmetal Alchemist, yugioh
Couples:
Danny Phantom:
DannyXSam
TuckerXValerie
Avatar the last Airbender:
AangXKatara
TophXSokka
ZukoXTy Lee
X-Men:
JeanXscott forever
OroroXLogan
Harry Potter:
HarryXGinny
Tom Riddle jr.XHermione
HermioneXViktor Krum (insert dremy sigh here)
HermioneXRon (I guess since J.K. Rowling can stand it so can I)
JamesXLily
DeanXLuna
Daughters of the Moon:
SerenaXStanton
VanessaXMichael
JimenaXCollin
CattyXChris
TiannaXDerek
MaggieXHector
Inuyasha:
InuyashaXKagome (f you kinky-ho)
SangoXMiroku
SeeshomaruXRin (as father and daughter you perv who thought different)
Sailor Moon:
SerenaXDarrien
dragonball z:
BulmaXVegeta
GokuXChichi
yugioh:
YugiXTea
SerenityXTristan
Warriors:
FirestarXSandstorm
Maximum Ride:
MaxXFang
Couples I Hate
Danny Phantom:
DannyXAnyone thats not Sam
Danny FentonXDanny Phantom i mean they are the same people
Avatar The Last Airbender:
AangXAnyone thats not Katara
KataraXZuko i mean they are enimes for petes sake
SokkaXAnyone thats not Toph
X-Men:
JeanXLogan i dont know why its just that Jean belongs to Scott
ScottXAnyone thats not Jean
Harry Potter:
HarryXHermione
DracoXPansy she is such a b
LilyXAnyone thats not James
Daughters of the moon:
SerenaXAnyone thats not Stanton
VanessaXAnyone thats not Michael
CattyXAnyone thats not Chris
JimenaXAnyone thats not Collin
StantonXAnyone thats not Serena
Inuyasha:
InuyashaXKikyo did kinky-ho die!
What i do will not read or write and hate:
Slash- I have nothing against gay people its just that when you see the people and you know them like your close friends its kinda wierd when you read those kind of stories and you get those images in your head
Thats all i have for now.
Favorite Characters:
Hermione-Harry Potter
Serena-Sailor Moon
Bella-Twilight
Jean A.K.A. Phoenix-X-Men
Elizabeth-Pirates of the Carribean
Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom-Danny Phantom
Serena-Daughters of the Moon
gohan-dragonball z
vegeta-dragonball z
firestar-warriors
bluestar-warriors
lionheart-warriors
Characters I Hate:
Ron-Harry Potter
Paulina-Danny Phantom
Jacob-Twilight
Mike-Twilight
Eric-Twilight
Tyler-Twilight
Cassandra-Daughters of the moon
Kinky-ho-Inuyasha
Favorite Artists:
Evanescence
Christina Aguilera
Songs:
Where will you go-Evanescence
Bring me to life-Evanescence
Hurt-Christina Aguilera
Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne
Reflection-Mulan
Cheetah Girls songs:
I wont say im in love
cheetah sisters
together we can
most italian songs
and sad songs
Facts About Me:
-i have the cutest cat in the world
-i avoid fruits and vegatables if i can
-i know the languages english,russian,italian,and gibberish
-i read twilight,new moon,and eclipse and cannot wait for breaking dawn and even though i know its too late but:
8/21/07 The werewolves are going down!
-i read the Harry Potter epilouge and i loved it but seriously Albus Severus hes scared for life and what the hell with the name Scorpious?
-i want to be a singer/actress/author when i grow up
-i am a proud member of The Pastry Clan nicknames:
Angelcake:ME!
Muffin:Sara
Cupcake:Erika
muffin and cupcake are my best friends EVER!
BIFFLES!
-the authors on Fanfiction that i love are:
Mystery Writer5775
VampiressE12B
Wen1
-i support the love
gays are people too! 3
-i hate to use capitals unless im writing a story or shouting.
-I like to spend all my time on fanfiction looking at stories or at peoples profiles to find stuff to put on mine.
-i love to spend hours on the computer just watching thing on youtube,on fanfiction to read stories and look at other peoples profiles to get new things onto mine
-i will become a famous actress/singer/writer even though all you people doubt me!
-i am anti-social i just dont like to go outside that much but my grandma continues to try to get me outside
-i am in Riverclan
-im russian and proud of it! RUSKIKES FOREVER!
-TEAM EDWARD! DIE DOGS!
-when it comes between vampires and werewolves im with the vampires all the way
-i play both piano and clarinet
and now its time for the funny quotes because as you all know no profile is complete without'em:
boyfriends: all the good ones are either gay,married,or fictional characters in movies or books (coughedwardcullencough).
dance like no ones watching,sing like no ones listening.
always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
if pain is beauty i must be fucking gorgeous.
the hardest thing in life is to be so in love with someone and watch painfully as they are in love with someone else.
boys are like trees they take 50 years to grow up.
i agree with the dictoinary.girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love.
life isnt passing me by,its trying to run me over.
a preety girl can kiss a guy
a bird can kiss a butterfly
the rising sun can kiss the grass
but you my friend can kiss my ass.
WBWAVS- wishing bella was a vampire symdrome
AV- addicted to vampires
LES- love edward syndrome
AACIBD-addicted to all cullens including bella
WIWAVS-wishing i was a vampire syndrome
and g-d (carlisle) said "let there be edward"... and it was good.
i have a mind like a steel trap;it is rusty and illegal in 47 states.
so many pedestrians-so little time.
if at first you dont succeed,cheat,repeat untill caught,then lie.
im a cruel,heartless,bitch but im damn good at it.
mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
join the army,visit exotic places,meet strange people,then kill them.
i brake for. . . oh shit no brakes!
i brake for scholars,rabbi's,and no apparent reason.
saw it,wanted it,threw a fit,got it.
i live in a world of rainbows,hearts,bunnies,and unicorns.the rainbow is only in shades of grey and black.the hearts are broken and bleeding.the bunnies are acting all emo again and the unicorns are cutting themselves with their horns. . . all in all its my perfect life.
last night i lay in bed looking up at the sky and i thought to myself where the heck is the ceiling!
you say im not cool.but cool is another word for cold.if im not cold im hot.and i know im hot thanks.
a friend will help you move a body a best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway.
i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which im dying
are the best i've ever had.
i used to be normal untill i met the freaks i call my friends.
i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive then i realized oh yeah suicides a bad thing.
im an angel honest!the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
dont hate yourself in the morning,sleep till noon.
inside this body lies that of a skinny girl but i shut her up with chocolate.
dont follow in my footsteps,i tend to walk into walls.
i hate sleeping at night.i dream about how perfect you are then i wake up and reality reminds me i cant have you.
therapist=the/rapist (ouch)
they say "guns dont kill people,people kill people".well i tink guns help.if you stood there and yelled "bang" i dont think you'll kill many people.
learm from your parents,use birth control.
an apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well aimed.
right now i'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.i think i've forgotten this before.
people who eat jellybeans fart in technicolor.
officer i swear to drunk i'm not g-d.
some people are like slinkies. . . they're not good for anything but its fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
save the earth.it's the only planet with chocolate.
the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you cant have them.
a friend gives you their umbrella in the rain,a best friend takes yours and says "run-beep-run".
who ever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving a door.
none of us are virgins-life screwed us all.
fight crime:shoot back.
g-d made mud
g-d made dirt
g-d made boys
so girls can flirt.
all tresspassers will be shot.survivors will be shot again.
there are three kinds of people:those who can count and those who cant.
guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot.
there is a fine line between insanity and stupidity.feel free to cross it.
i'm the kind who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence becasue of something that happened yesterday.
emmett cullen: stronger than you since 1916
jasper hale: charming ladies since 1843
alice cullen:quirkier than you since 1901
rosalie hale:better than you since 1916
edward cullen:hotter and spicier than you since 1901
bella swan: luckyer than you since 1987
they laugh because i'm different. . . i laugh because they are all the same.
star light
star bright
where the fuck
is mister right? (where is mister right anyway?)
keep your mouth shut nad people will think you're stupid;open it and you'll remove all doubt.
procrastinators unite. . . tomorrow.
it's a matter of life after death-now hes dead i have a life.
there's a little witch in every woman.
who was the first person to look at a cow and say "i think i'll squeeze these dangly things here"?
1 out of 4 people are insane.look at your three best friends if its not them its you.
guys:no shirt,no service
girls:no shirt:no charge.
we said friends forever
we even made a pact
but now we're going our seperate ways
we're not even looking back.
you laugh i laugh
you cry i cry
you hurt i hurt
you jump off a bridge
i get a paddle boat and save your sorry ass!
when life gives you lemons alter their dna and make super lemons.
you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
you dont need to outrun the bear.you need to out run the other guy whos being chased by the bear.
if barbie is so popular why do you have to but her friends.
this land is your land
this land is my land
so stay on your side of the land.
dont steal.the government hates competition.
dont drink and drive you might spill your bear.
a friend helps you up when you fall,a best friend continues walking while saying "walk much dumbass?"
the stupider people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them.
dont run in school,gliding is more fun.
when it rains on my party i burst out my slip 'n' slide.
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese,there are five people in my family so it must be one of them.its either my mom or dad,my older brother collin,or my younger brother ho-chan-chu,but i think its collin.
the way you've been lying lately i wouldnt believe you either and i'm your conscience.
i love him
o yes i do
he's for me
not for you
and if by chance
you take my place
i'll take my fist
and smash your face.
the reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
if at first you dont succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
the good die young. . . us bitches live forever.
peace through superior fire power.
radioactive cats have 18-half lives.
get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade.
have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in -law they come out to woman hitler?
when you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
g-d made rivers
g-d made lakes
g-d made the yankees
but we all make mistakes.
when it rains on my party i bust out the slip and slide.
i only have PMS on the days that end in y.
when there's a will i want to be in it.
if at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
best friends is ten letters,but then again so is lying bitch.
when life gives you lemons chuck them at people and run like hell.
i smile because i have no idea whats going on.
how is it possible to have a civil war?
stupid is just a five letter word.
i didnt lose my mind i sold it on e-bay.
smile and the whole world will smile with you,laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.
smiles and tears,giggles and laughs,late night calls and cute photographs,i'll be there for you till da day of my death,best gurlies forever till my very last breath.
before love my heart was a black hole.after love i didnt have a heart.i still dont know which one was worse.
women should not have children over 35 cause really 35 children should be enough.
dain bramaged.
there are two types of pedestrians:the quick and the dead.
every morning is the dawn of a new error.
marriage is grand-and divorce is 10 grand.
if i had a million dollars i would say 'screew the world i'm going to Disney World'.
you ssay tomato...i say fuck you.
i believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly.
you're just jealous cause the little voices in my head dont talk to you.
a wise man once said 'go ask a woman'.
what happens if you get scared half to death twice.
if con is the opposite of pro,is congress the opposite of progress.
parents spend the first part of out lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
i ran with scissors and lived.
guys are like lava lamps,they are fun to look at just not to bright.
when it hurts to look back and you are scared tolook ahead look beside you and i will be there.
before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes.that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
eat well,stay fit,die anyway.
do not walk behind me for i may not lead,do not walk in front of me for i may not follow,do not walk beside me either,just leave me the hell alone.
Time for real life quotes
(this was during the time i couldnt play my clarinet and i asked him to help me fix it)
Mr. Z- this reed is put in all wrong. Who taught you how to put it on?
Me-you did.
A little Twilight survey:
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Eclipse
How long did it take you to read them?
less than a day each
Who introduced you to the books?
i was looking through a book order thing and i saw it.i didnt want to waste money on something i didnt know if i would like or not so i went to the library and took it out and never looked back.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them?
borrow at first from the library then begged (on my knees) to my dad to get them for me(which worked!)
Are you most looking forward to Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
its a tie between the movie and breaking dawn.
What is your dream ending to the series?
bella is changed and married and jacob dies but she doesnt really care.
Who is your favorite character(s)?
edward, alice, bella, carlisle, emmett, alice, esme, jasper, rosalie
Who is your favorite vampire?
edward
Who is your favorite werewolf?
leah (girl power!)
What is your favorite quote from the stories?
'you are my life now'.
Your favorite Edward and Bella moment?
meadow and when he proposed to her
your favorite Jacob and Bella moment?
'punch' 'crack'
Favorite Alice and Bella moment?
when alice came back in new moon
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
the third book
Which book cover is your favorite?
eclipse
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
YES!!
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
personally twilight because edward 'sob' left bella and she got close to jacob 'blegh'
New Moon or Eclipse?
eclipse EDWARD IS BACK!!
Eclipse or Twilight?
. . . oh shit this is hard
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
breaking dawn because midnight sun we know what will happen (even though its in edwards point of view) and i have to know what happens to the wedding and alices past.
Midnight Sun or the movie?
MOVIE!!
Twilight movie or Breaking Dawn?
. . . oh shit another hard one
Who do you want Bella to be with most? Edward or Jacob?
why do you ask stupid questions? edward of course
Who do you like more?
Bella or Edward?
tie
Bella or Jacob?
bella
Bella or Alice?
tie
Alice or Edward?
tie (wow theres alot of these)
Alice or Jacob?
alice
Rosalie or Alice?
alice
Jasper or Alice?
tie
Jasper or Edward?
edward
Carlisle or Esme
both
Emmett or Jasper?
emmett
Emmett or Jacob?
emmett
Bella or Rosalie?
bella
Esme or Charlie?
esme
Charlie or Carlisle?
carlisle
Charlie or Billy?
charlie (billy tried to get bella to jacob 'blegh')
Jacob or Sam?
sam
Sam or Quil?
quil
Quil or Embry?
quil
Who is the better villian: James or Victoria?
victoria is more cunning
Vampires or werewolves?
vampires all the way suckas
Movie Stuff:
How did you find out about it?
on stephenie meyers website
Are you excited?
again why do you ask stupid questions
What do you think of the casting so far?
ITS PERFECT!! (but i wanted to play rosalie)
Are you going to go see it?
again with the stupid questions
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
on bff sara a.k.a. muffin
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
yes but at the same time different
Do you think Bella will finally get turned into a vampire?
in the movie or breaking dawn?
Do you think Edward and Bella will finally get married?
in breaking dawn yes
Do you think Jacob will imprint in this book?
dont really care
Who do you think Bella will end up with: Edward or Jacob?
EDWARD OR I WILL KILL STEPHENIE!!
Do you think it will have a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
shocking but then happy with edward
Do you think the Volturi will be the villan(s) this time?
i hope not because they are really powerful and sadly the cullens will lose.
How would you feel about a vampire/werewolf cross?
ew.
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
first i want him to shot edward and then see the look on his face when the bullet doesnt affect him
Will the vampires and werewolves continue their truce as they had in Eclipse?
maybe
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
aro he has to di esome time
For a twist: what if Edward became human again?
but then he'll turn back into a vampire right? right?!
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella at the end?
again i dont care about jaco
What do you want most to happen in Breaking Dawn?
change bella change bella
What's your dream ending?
the cullens including bella live happily ever after
A Few Last Things:
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
eclipse (how tough she was in the war and willing to give her life for the others)
How about Edward's?
eclipse (how willing he was ready to let bella go ifshe chose jacob which she never will)
Jacob's?
bastard
Alice's?
new moon (at how she went against edward wish to see bella)
If possible, who would you most like to meet in person?
edward
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
THATS ALL, FOLKS!!
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