Hi, I'm Mary Gooby, one of the more obscure and lesser known authors of fanfiction. I haven't written any award winning or famous stories, I'm not part of any communities or forums, and none of my fics have gotten over 40 reviews. One doesn't even have any. If you're reading this, congratulations on finding me!

HAPPY EARLY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!

Sometimes I forget to say in my stories: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! Ok, glad we cleared that up.

About Me

I'm not saying my age or my name or anything like that. I live in America (like most of you, probably). I'm completely obsessed with music (all kinds except rap) and THEATER (God's most important gift to the world, or at least in my opinion), adorable puppies, food, reading, writing, making funny faces, wearing mismatched socks, Twilight, and, of course, Harry Potter!! I love doing pretty much anything fun, especially hanging out with my friends. They're the reason I exist. One word to describe me is crazyawesomeweirdoddnicefriendlyshydemureboring(?)smartquiet(again?)plain(onlyontheoutsidepeople)andunique. That is one word. It's in the Official Dictionary by Mary Gooby. Not yet published. Its definition is "Mary Gooby".

About My Fics

I love my fics. I know I'm not known for, erm, updating all that much. I've got a lot on my plate, especially right now. I'm starting to write more I guess. I'm not really into continuing many fics, just, throwing that out there. I prefer oneshots, really.

About Reviews

Reviews. Every time you leave a review, you might be thinking, "Psshh. I'm leaving another review. It doesn't mean anything. Why bother?"

BOTHER! Subscribing isn't enough. If you don't leave a review, the author won't even know you read the story. It crushes them. Reviews can boost someone's day up. Just a couple of words and clicking a couple of purple buttons can make an unhappy author actually ecstatic!

I, Mary Gooby, swear to review every story I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

Sorry about all these bloody lines, by the way. I just discovered that you can't delete them.

Recommendations

These are my all time favorite fics. I think that everyone should be able to enjoy them, so I'm going to give you guys the URL's. Please read them!

All of these can be found on my favorite stories list, except Cultural Divide and Marauders Quiz Mania, which are in my story alert list.

What to do When: A Guide to Surviving Hogwarts Really funny. Rated T, but not too bad yet. James' POV, mostly. Sometimes it switches. Really good!

Weasley Weddings: Really cute. Told by ten year old Victoire, telling about all the Weasley Weddings, starting with Bill and Fleur.

Don't Say the 'B' Word One of the best Bill and Fleur fics I've read. Really amazing. Truly. They did a really great job.

Cultural Divide A great Charlie fic. Sober/Sensible Universe (as in he gets married). Rated T. Really sweet!

The Death Eater Musical Christmas Spectacular Famous Christmas Carols Death Eater-ized! Really good!

The Summer of Mistrust About the summer that Sirius ran away from home

Mothers Just read this. It almost makes you cry, in a good way. It's so amazing, someone translated it to French!

The Mirror of Erised Random HP characters and their encounters with the Mirror of Erised. Really good!

Little Brothers Bill deals with his little brothers. Really cute.

But They Were Happy The early memories of Ron, as seen in a pensieve by Rose and Scorpius

Birthdays Warning: Rated T for good reasons. All about the Weasleys etc. after the battle. Really long, and really good!

Marauders Quiz Mania The Marauders find a random quiz, and it leads them to hilarious answers!

Favorite and Not Favorite Ships

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione, Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Katie/Oliver, James/Lily, Alice/Frank, Andromeda/Ted, Victoire/Teddy, Molly/Arthur, Rose/Scorpius, PeterAlecto Carrow (They're perfect for eachother, cuz they're so EVIL AND PATHETIC!), LunaNeville, and GeorgeME!

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Arwen, Faramir/Eowyn, Sam/Rosie, Pippin/Diamond, Merry/Estella Bolger, Lobelia/Otho, Beren/Luthien

I do like Lord of the Rings because I'm a "weirdo", ok? Mwa ha ha!

Eragon: Roran/Katrina, Quimby/Birgit, Horst/Elain, Orik/Hvedra, Murtagh/Nasuada(except it wouldn't work out cuz Murtagh is going gooey-eyed over Nasuada, but Nasuada hates Murtagh cuz he's evil and he betrayed the Varden), Garrow/Marian, Saphira/Green Dragon

Eragon is good, ok?

Star Wars: Anakin/Padme, Leah/Han, Yoda/The Force, Dooku/Evil alien, Sith lord/Evil alien

Star Wars kicks ass

Ships I don't like: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Draco/Hermione/Ginny/Luna (sorry but ew), Eragon/Arya (she annoys the hell out of me), any gay stuff for people who JK has said are straight (no offense to gay people but it doesn't really make sense), Voldemort/Bellatrix (they're so mean, they don't even deserve eachother), and Dumbledore/Grindelwald (yes, it's actually true, according to JK, but I don't like it because the end of it makes Albus sad, and I hate seeing him sad (or reading about him when he's sad))

Copy and Pasties!

If you think the Eragon movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list; Akira'kitana, kalyn19, plungers-rock-my-socks bookworm 2011, Grayhart, Mary Gooby,

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate PC Computers because of their annoying ways to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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