Welcome to my profile ;)
-Picture of the Moment
I am verry much in a Pirates mood today. And I absolutely LOVE Jack Sparrow (who the hell doesn't?) and so does my french teacher. Funny thing that: she loves Johnny Depp and I love Orlando Bloom and we actually met each other at the theater leas year when Pirates 3 came out. But shes a cool teacher so it wasn't like a 'hide my face cuz shes waving' moment. So yeah, great qutoe, that one.
-Michi Mouse
My name is Michelle and I love to read, watch movies/old off-the-air-tv-shows and write. I have this problem where I get too attached to fictional characters and usualy they die, so I start to cry. Like Sirius; he was my FAVORITE, I loved him to peices and now he's dead. Johnny and Dally. They were my favorite characters; now they're dead. Thank God Ponyboy and Sodapop are still alive, because they would have made my book more soggy than it already is, form my tears. sniff. And as specialy Spike. I cried so hard with my sister when he died. RIP Spikey!
I love The Outsiders, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm fourteen years old. I live in Canada/Quebec (go HABS go!).
-Parings I Like
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack/Elizabeth
Will/Me (okay, so I'm in love with a real person too: Orlando Bloom)
Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny
Harry/Hermione (sometimes)
Ron/ Hermione
James/Lily
Remus/Tonks
BTVS
Xander/Anyan
Xander/Willow (they are just too cute together! oh man, that souded preppy. shudder)
Spike/Buffy
Spike/Drusilla (she is so insane. I love her.)
Tara/Willow
I know this isn't a paring, but I just had to say that Andrew is the cooled gay guy ever. He is hilarious with his storytelling episode and his hot pockets. Ha ha ha that was too funny!:)
- Stereotypes:
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST be an obnoxious Yankee
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over
I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a back-stabbing bitch
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math and be an orchestra prodigy
I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot
I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I'm WELL-OFF, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep
I'm FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST be a hockey-obsessed beer-adict (not just a drunk, a beer-adict)
Stereotypes are unnecessary and stupid! Copy, paste & add.
- Favorite Quotes:
The Outsiders
Soda: I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat people up. I rob gas stations. Man, do I have fun!
Steve: Greaser ... greaser ... greaser. O victim of environment, unprivileged, rotten, no-count hood!
Darry: Juvenile delinquent, you’re no good!
Two-Bit (snobbish voice): Get the hence, white trash, I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well-dressed. I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.
Pony: And what do you do for fun?
Two-Bit: I jump greasers!
Darry: This kiddo can use his head. You can see he uses it for one thing - to grow hair on.
Pony: How come you like fights Darry?
Soda: He like to show off his muscles.
Two-Bit: Moral: What’s the safest thing to be when one is met by a gang of social outcasts in an alley?
Pony: A judo expert?
Two-Bit: No, another social outcast!
Two-Bit: This house ain’t messy. You oughtta see my house.
Pony: I have. And if you had the sense of a billy goat you’d try to help around your place instead of bumming around.
Two-Bit: Shoot, kid, if I ever did that my mom would die of shock.
Steve: Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.
Harry Potter
Hermione: Just because you have the emotional range of a tea spoon!
Malfoy the amazing, bouncing ferret!
Pirates of the Caribbean
Black Pearl
Jack: No, no, no, not,good! What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade, the RUM!
Elizabeth: Yes the rum is gone
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you thing there is even the slightest chance that they would miss it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?
Jack: You seem somewhat familiar, did I threaten you before?
Jack: Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it’s the honest ones you want to watch our for, because you can never predict when thry’re going to do something ... incredibly ... stupid ...
Dead Man's Chest
Jack: If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever it is we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would there be in finding whatever need be unlocked, wich we don’t have, without first finding the key wich unlockes it?
Gibbs: So we’re going after this key?
Jack: You’re not making any sence at all. Any more questions?
Will: You want me to find this?
Jack: No, you want you to find this. Because the fnding of this, finds you incapasitorialy finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dotty pall old whats her face, savvy?
Will: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much
Jack: Yeah, thats going to save Elizabeth.
Jack: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Jack: Hey fishface! Lose something? It’s congeeling. -falls down stairs- -holds up jar- Got it! Come to negotiate eh you slimy git? Look what I got! I got a jar o’ dirt! I got a jar o’ dirt! And guess whats inside it?
At World's End
Sao Fang: Drop your weapons, or I kill your man!
Barbosa: Kill him, he’s not our man.
Will: If he’s not with you, and he’s no with us, who is he with?
-BANG-
Barbosa: What are you doing?
Jack: What are you doing?
Barbosa: No, what are you doing?
Jack: What are you doing?
Barbosa: No, What are you doing?
Jack: What are you doing? Capitain gives orders on the ship!
Barbosa: The capitain is giving orders.
Jack: My ship, makes me capitain.
Barbosa: They be my charts.
Jack: Well that makes you ... Chart-man
Jack: You may kill me, but you may never insult me. Who am I?
Becket: ...
Jack: I’m Capitain Jack Sparrow!
Becket: You’re mad!
Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn’t as it probably never were!
Jack: And that was without even a singal drop of rum!
Indian guy: Shoot him!
African guy: Cut out his toung!
Jack: Shoot him and cut out his toung, then shoot his toung! And trim that stagely beard.
Girl: Is that it? It’s not very big.
Jack: Love, that is a dingy. My vessel is magnificent, and feirce, and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone?
Girl: Is that it there?
Jack: Yes there it is. Why is it there? It’s much larger up close.
There are many more but I decided not to put all of them up, these are just my favorite ones;)
- Music
I have many - beleive me when I say many- favorite songs and bands/groups/singer on my iPod. I shortened my list to the songs that have been played over 300 time on my iPod.
Songs: Prayer of the Refugee, Scars, Smash It Up, The Ballroom Blitz, Snakes on a Plane (Bring It), Full of Grace, Lucky, OrdinaryDay, Bohemian Rhapsody, Scotty Doesn't Know, Grace Kelly, Big Girls (You are Beautiful), Greased Lighnin', We Go Together, Tell Me More, You're The One That I Want, There's A GoodReason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet (isn't that a great title?), Leavin', This Is The Story Of A Girl, Bye Bye Miss Americal Pie, Are You Gonna Be My Girl?, Bad To The Bone and Real Wild Child.
Bands/Groups/Singers: All American Rejects, The Beatles (fun fact: I was named after the Beatles' song Michelle), Elvis, Faber Drive, Fall Out Boy, Headly, Hellogoodbye, Mika, Micheal Bublé (for Kendra), Michelle Branch, My Chemical Romance, OkGo, Panic! At The Disco, Van Morrison, Vanessa Carlton, Within Temptation.
Song of the moment: Handlebars by Flowbot. AH! This is amazing! I was laughing the first time I heard it on The Buzz (99.9 in Montreal&Vermont) because the beginning of the song is hilarious in my oppinion. "I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars..." Yeah kinda strange. Anywasy, it turned into a really sad song and I love it. I brought it into school to listen to in band class because it was the end of the year and we had nothing better to do but listen to music. Now my whole grade is completely and utterly obsessed with it and I'm so proud that I started something. I feel so special:). So go download it or search it on Youtube or something, but listen to it.
Secret pleasure: Okay, I hate rap. All of it! In my opinion it's not music. But there is one song that my friend, Amanda, made me listen to, and now I'm utterly and completely in love with it! It's called Remember The Name by Fort Minor. Go onto youtube and search Dollard Water Polo Bantam Practice. That's Amanda's old team, one of her friend made a video to this song and it's AMAZING!
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