Okay, so I decided that my bio was completely outdated and that I needed to redo it. So here we go:

Isn't that picture over there cute?! I love it. It's like the IchiRuki relationship personified. I found it and loved it! I, however, did not draw it (as it is obviously detailed and not stick figures) it's Tarkheki's The Tortoise and the Hare.

Hello readers, reviewers, and friends, my name is Tituba3 on this site but it is just plain Tituba on mediaminer.org. Tituba was an African American slave in the 18th century that basically kick-started the Salem Witch Trials. She's so freaking cool... and that probably sounded a bit morbid. Oh well.

LARGE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Also, as I have recently added the "anonymous reviews" to my line of fanfiction I would like to stipulate a condition as well:

If you flame my fic and don't have the balls to leave me an email address so I can politely ask you the reasons behind your flame, then you're a coward and I will talk about it in my next post. Yes, I can be that petty.

The same thing goes for people on chat sites. I have several loyal fans who jump at the chance to inform me of people flaming my fic while they think I'm not watching. Allow me to put this out there: you're entitled to your opinion and me to mine. However, doing it behind my back is just cowardly. If you don't have the balls, once again, to say it to my face then I'll just have to assume you're some pathetic coward who had the grave misfortune of finding pasting glue tasty in kindergarten.

Betcha wish you had those brain cells now, huh?

Favorite Animes/Mangas:

BLEACH!! -- Hands down it is the best anime/manga affiliation ever made... ever.

Inuyasha -- Sesshoumaru is so good looking.

Ouran High School Host Club -- outrageously funny.

Witch Hunter Robin -- kind of out of the ordinary for anime, so it's cool in my book.

Elfin Lied -- bloody, I was eating sushi during the first ten minutes of it and had to stop. Lots and lots of blood, but it's such a great drama.

Rouini Kenshin -- Oro?

Skip Beat -- I love that manga, it's funny, serious, and heartbreaking.

Zombie Powder -- Tite's first big manga.

Trinity Blood -- the art is just so freaking amazing.

Favorite Pairings:

All of them are heterosexual, I was raised Catholic--even though I'm kind of bored with it now, plus... I don't think the church would really approve of all of the things I write about in my fics. Anyway, I'm not a homophobe. I just prefer the classic boy/girl situations. I'm not that into yaoi and yuri. Although I do have great respect for the Katy Perry song "Kissed A Girl."

Ichigo and Rukia -- I have written 17 fics about them, most all of them R rated. Just try and convince me that they shouldn't be together. Just try. I dare you.

Ishida and Orihime -- I have nothing but contempt and loathing for Orihime Inoue, honestly, she's my least favorite character in the series. I like Aizen, Ichimaru, and Tosen better than her! That's how much I don't like her! But in the end she has to get with someone... might as well be Ishida.

Renji and Tatsuki -- I haven't really had any proof that these two get together other than just fanfiction but you know, it kinda fits.

Toshiro and Momo -- One of my fics has them as a side pairing. Momo annoys me on the show, all that hero worship of Aizen crap. She and Orihime are basically the same, only Orihime hasn't lost her mind yet... well, no, I take that back. They're both annoying and insane. Psh.

Inuyasha and Kagome -- Um, duh.

Miroku and Sango -- Once again: Um, duh.

There are others, but none that I would really write about.

Things About Me:

Gender: Female.

Age: Somewhere between 19 and 3,860,287,598,732. Guess. Plus I'm a freak whenever my birthday comes around. If I update then you'll definitely see.

Location: I watch way too much Law and Order: SVU to give that away.

Hobbies: Writing fanfiction, knitting (bags, shawls, scarves, and hats, knitting is catharsis), reading, walking around outside listening to my iPod (it's how I think of things to write), writing regular fiction, cooking, playing with my obese cat, and going to the movies.

Fear: Cicadas, especially the ones that only come out every 17 years. They might be harmless but they scare the ever loving crap out of me. Any bug that is bigger than my thumb freaks me out.

Favorite Books:

All Quiet on the Western Front

The Chosen

Great and Terrible Beauty (and subsequent books)

Harry Potter Series

Witch Series

Enders Game

Old Magic

All the Kings Men

Life of Pi

The Kite Runner

A Thousand Splendid Suns

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

The History of Love

Guinevere Series and Tristan and Isolde Series by Rosalind Miles

Anything by Meg Cabot/Jenny Carol

Others… but there are way too many to say.

Favorite Bands/Music:

I have fallen in love with the soundtrack to the Broadway musical Wicked. I saw it on my trip to New York and, months later, I still get chills while listening to Defying Gravity. I know all the words to every song.

I've also fallen in love with the music to the Legally Blonde Broadway show. Once again, I know all the words to all the songs. Oh, and Rent too. Used to hate it though.

All American Rejects

We the Kings

Mae

Cute is What We Aim For

Change of Pace

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

All Time Low

Evanescence

The Click Five (for happy music)

Fefe Dobson

Flyleaf

Il Divo (Popera, weird huh? But good)

Mayday Parade

Josh Groban (his voice is like sex... only better.)

Paramore (saw them in concert, it was freaking AWESOME!!)

Vertical Horizon

Yellowcard

Thousands of others

Favorite Quotes:

“If you don’t like my story then it wasn’t written for you.” – From some book my mom read.

“If Mother Nature hooked up with Father Time the resulting offspring would be Captain Planet.” – Me.

“Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupid.” – A button I got from Hot Topic.

“If you had a dollar for every time someone called you ugly you’d be a millionaire. An ugly, ugly millionaire.” – A button I got from Hot Topic.

Note for Anyone Who Reads My Stories:

BASICALLY ALL OF THEM CONTAIN LEMONS!!

ICHIRUKI LEMONS!!

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LEMONS AND/OR ICHIRUKI THEN THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER FANFICTIONS OUT THERE YOU CAN READ!!

Also:

PLEASE ENJOY MY STORIES AND REVIEW FOR THEM IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!

Note # 1

I love everyone who reviews for my fics. Even if they have opposing sentiments towards my work. All comments are welcome although flames are not appreciated. I realize that if people have gotten to the later chapters of Odalique they'll see that I had a pretty intense battle royale (not really) with a flamer on livejournal. Also... my polls, which I closed down and all. Anyway. I realized how immature I was being. Honestly if I don't believe in myself and my ability to write moderately well then I'll never achieve my dream of becoming a published author. I don't want an ego (at least, not a huge one) but I know my own worth and no flamer is going to get in the way of that. For any other fanfiction writers out there who are reading this here's my advice: Believe in yourself. If you like what you write (and please remember to edit) then post. the response isn't what matters, it's the satisfaction you get from writing.

Note # 2

I've paused in the writing of the fanfiction (I sound like a hypocrite, don't I?) in order to try and write an original ficiton. I'm excited about it too. It's hard going (I'm on page three, whoopee) but that's only because I'm trying to deal with my writing flaws, such as using too many adverbs. Stephen King said "The road to hell is paved with adverbs" and, if that were true, I'd be going to hell. So... I might send it to some people (family, friends, etc.) to see if they would read it and see how it is. I don't know, if anyone felt the intense desire to read it (any of the people here, I mean) then (depending on where I was in the story) I might consider letting out a chapter or two. Who knows?

Okay, so that’s it. Hope you enjoy my work.

The end.