PLEASE NOTE:

If you find one of my fics on another website besides FanFiction or FictionPress (or any of them posted on either of these sites under a different name), the story has been stolen! Please tell me if you find them! :( I really hate to put this note out, but it's necessary. . . as sad as it is. . .

~~About Me~~

Gender: Female (Mrs. Hellman, duh!)

Age: Old enough to know what I'm doing is wrong, but young enough to not give a shit

Languages: Swedish, English and a little Spanish (+Norwegian and Danish)

Occupation: Alive and bitching.

~~Journal~~

Tårar: (12/3-08) Completed

Exchanging a Dream For Reality: (6/8-08) Completed

Happy Birthday: Naruto-chan!: (5/12-07) Completed

I'll never forget those eyes nor the love I felt: (11/11-07) Completed

Kisses and Suicide: (19/6-09) Being updated about twice or once a month

Love at First Sight: (16/7-08) Completed

Plain Crazy: (19/4-09) Completed

Between Truth and Lies: A story I'm working on, and I'm going to upload it here on FFN when I'm not so stressed with Kisses and Suicide, but to let you know what it's all about, here's some info; Minato/Naruto as a father and a son, Narutoverse, 18-25 chapters, Drama/Family i.e. no angst and . . . I'm going to try a new writing style. It's not a major thing, but I'm going to try and write less details and add some more dialogues, hm . . . I've got a poll about this and please take a look at it; it's about wheater or not I should continue with my detail writing or lessen it?? o.o

~~Fanarts~~

Exchanging a Dream For Reality:

CaffineFreekar
Minato and Naruto ch 21

X-Dark-Veils-x-Hidden-Sorrow-X
Minato, Kaikou and Kyuubi ch 24

MrsHellman (me)
Minato and Naruto
Kaikou

Kisses and Suicide:

No More Masquerade
No Woman No Cry

~~My Naruto List~~

HIGH SCHOOL:

VAMPIRES:

NARUTOVERSE:

Exchanging a Dream For Reality (MC)
Love At First Sight (OS)
Happy Birthday: Naruto-chan! (OS)
I'll Never Forget Those Eyes Nor The Love I FeltOS)

MIDDLEAGE MEN/18TH CENTURY MEN:

COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY:

Kisses and Suicide (MC)

EXTREME ANGST:

Tårar (OS)
Plain Crazy (MC)

ADULTS:

MPREG:

~~Other Accounts~~

YouTube

DeviantART

FictionPress

AND NOW TO THE CRAP I WANNA HAVE ON MY PAGE!! xD GET LOST IF YOU DON'T LIKE!!
Let's start with this:

Are you the seme or uke in your relationship?

What sin are you out of The Seven Deadly Sins?

~~Fuck~~

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance;

"John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb.

"Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as;

"John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb.

"Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective.

"Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun.

"I don't give a fuck." As part of a word.

"Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible."

And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly; "Fuck you!"

Mi: Never really thought about it before, but right now I'm sitting here thinking; damn... I know one helluva awesome word...

~~Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?~~

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

~~Chinese In 5 Minutes~~

Say the words out loud!!

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Mi: I don't think I've laughed that much in my entire life! xD This is fucking hilarious!! xDDD