11/28: I really hate to do this, but I don't feel like updating anything tonight. I have been out of town for 2 days and I am kind of worn out. With any luck at all, I will update BOTH stories tomorrow or Monday. I PROMISE you this.

11/21: I am updating this profile tonight to go on an anti - Michelle McCool rant. I know you might've heard it before, but here it is:

For a while, I really liked Michelle, up until her heel return in late 2008. Then she went down for me a little bit, but I could still tolerate her. And I do enjoy the current Michelle/Mickie storyline on Smackdown! But whatever respect I had for McCool was gone while I watched SD last night. How dare she call Mickie a pig! So Mickie might've gained a little weight, but so what?? I think miss James can still wrestle with the best of the Divas. Curvy or not, she is oh so fine she blows my mind. Haha! Seriously, the skit with Mickie and Michelle made me mad. I honestly believe that Mickie really was crying. Was that supposed to be a message to Mickie that she's not meeting the company's standards for Divas? If it is, I really do not care for it. Plus, Michelle had the freakin audacity to SING about how Mickie was a pig! Michelle cannot sing to make up for her wrestling. (And that's really saying something...) She cannot sing OR wrestle! And that is all I have to say. Ahh, I feel sooo much better now!

10/10: Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated this bad boy in a long time. Anyways, I am ELATED that Taker is the new World Champion! Yay Taker! Did you hear his promo yesterday on SD? His voice is hot! And... still hating Michelle McTaker as usual. Didn't care for her win over Eve yesterday. (gives Michelle a raspberry)

7/20: Apparently, I lied! I haven't updated for a while, and I apologize. Only because I'm volunteering in Whitman and haven't felt like updating. I'll update again either tomorrow or Wednesday. And BTW, I mean it.

6/18: Well, I'm finally back on track. Sorry I didn't update today, but will do it tomorrow!

5/25: Happy Memorial Day everybody! Well, I just finished the first part of WWE Does Dance. Like I said in my author's note, the sequel should be up when I can get to it. Thanks to my reviewers!:)

5/5: Hi guys. I'm back from the Cape! My mom and I were invited to Hyannis for the Cirelli food show. We stayed overnight yesterday and went to the show today. I tell ya, there was A LOT of food there. I've never eaten so much in my life! Plus, I didn't get a good sleep last night, so not only am I full, but I am tired too. So, I'm sorry, but I don't feel like updating anything tonight. Maybe I'll update tomorrow if I feel any "less full." LOL! Good night! BTW, I'm sad that Taker is out of action for a few months, but hope he gets the rest he deserves. I'll be thinking about you, Phenom!

4/27: Definitely a good thing I didn't get Backlash last night. I mean, Randy Orton as WWE Champ? Oh my God! What the frigging hell?? Edge as World Champ? Again?! Taker (or anybody else), PLEASE make Edge lose the title. PLEASE!!

4/14: Hey guys! What's goin down? I don't know when my next update will be, so watch out. I read something today on a website called WrestleNewz about Undertaker. Apparently, he let loose and emceed the WM 25 after party! I was pretty intrigued when I read it. I swear, I thought, "There's no way in hell that Taker could do something like this," but I guess I was wrong. Again, watch for potential story updates!

4/10: Man, WM 25 was great! One of the best Manias I have seen in my life. Also, I cannot believe that Batista is back on Raw! I thought he was supposed to be out for 6 - 8 months, but I guess I thought wrong. Oops!

My WM Breakdown:

Diva Battle Royal = This match was stupid and my least favorite of the night. I mean, "Santina Marella" as Ms. Wrestlemania?! This is a joke. I know it was Santino dressed in drag! I rate this one 3 out of 10.

Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy in an Extreme Rules Match = Good match with some intense moments. Rated it 8 out of 10.

Money In The Bank Ladder Match = Very fast - paced match with some excellent move. I guess it was definitely CM Punk's lucky night for the second year in a row cause he won again. All right Punk! Still, I kinda wish Kane would've won this one. That way, it would've been a sweet night for both of the Brothers of Destruction. I rated to give this match a rating of 7.5 out of 10.

World Title Triple Threat= Kinda boring, but Cena's entrance was funny. I mean, I couldn't believe all the Cena clones that were out on the stage! 6/10 was my final rating for this.

Intercontinental Title Match = Well JBL, you did accomplish something @ Mania: shortest title match ever! LOL!! I rated it 5.5/10.

3 - On - 1 Handicap Match = Even though I didn't care about this match either, I did admire Steamboat's performance. He's still got it! Because of the performance of "The Dragon," I will rate this one 5 out of 10.

WWE Title Match = Again, kinda of boring until HHH used his sledgehammer while the ref was unconscious. Good move! 7/10 for a rating.

Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels = I absolutely LOVED this match! Very nice match with a lot of back and forth action. Plus, my top two wrestlers ever were in this, fighting it out to extend each other's WM legacy. Taker is now 17 - 0!! YAY! I had to give this match a rating of 10 out of 10!! Definitely my no. 1 favorite match of the night! HBK and Taker, thank you for giving us a hell of a match and making me one happy girl!! Proud of you, my two good ol' Texas boys!

3/24: Happy 44th birthday, Mark/Taker! Hope you have a great bday w/your loved ones!!

3/19/09: The Shawn Michaels - Undertaker match is coming up pretty soon, and I am excited bout it! I mean, Shawn has never lost to Taker in Singles action, but Taker has never lost @ Mania! Oooh. Somethin's gotta give!! What's it going to be? Before I continue w/WWE Does Dance, I feel I should describe my OC, Ashleigh - Lynne Parkinson.

Full Name: Ashleigh - Lynne Marie Parkinson

Age: 24 years old

Height: 5'8"

Weight: around 130 - 140 lbs.

Hair color: Brown (sort of like Ashley Tisdale's)

Eye color: Hazel

Story: Was born to a dancing mother and a computer dad. Has a 15 - year - old sister named Melania who likes to dance too. Highly skilled in both areas, but likes to dance more. Has been dancing since she was 3 years old. Likes to dance to pretty much anything. Parents died in an auto accident while she was home alone. Got the call from a friend of hers. Today, she still dances to uphold her mother's legacy.

Hobbies: Dancing, Internet, shopping, hanging out w/her girlfriends

3/2/09: How are you guys doing today? I am fine. Had to delete my Disney story because I'm not too sure about it. To those who liked it, I'm sorry!

2/8/09: I'm sorry I have not updated my profile in a long time. Soon, I might want to do another new story. Since I'm feeling inspired by Scorpina, I want to do a WWE story where the Superstars are trapped in the hit movie High School Musical. Should I do it? Cast your vote in the poll above!

1/16/09: Happy New Year! Sorry the greeting is late. I've been in a mood lately because Matt Hardy lost the ECW title to Jack Swagger on ECW. As you can imagine, I'm not pleased. Thanks a lot, stupid uncovered turnbuckle!

12/27: I cannot believe this! Michelle McCool turned heel and attacked Maria?! As Carlito would say, that is not cool! Also, where has Undertaker been? I haven't seen him since his Cage match against Big Show 3 weeks ago. Weird!

Basic Facts about Me

My name is Jen. I am FINALLY 21 years old! I am now legal!!

I graduated from Pembroke High School in June of 2008.

I am 5'5".

Even though I will have some alcohol on occasion, I am not a big drinker.

Some of my hobbies include swimming, reading, music, singing, playing basketball and writing stories.

My favorite type of food is pasta, but Mexican comes in a very tight second place. I also like chicken, pasta salad, and macaroni & cheese (especially the Stouffer's brand).

My family is made up of my mom, my dad, my sister, my 2 dogs and myself.

I watched wrestling somewhere in 2002 and have been hooked on it since.

Now it's time to talk about my favorite TV shows.

America's Next Top Model, American Idol, Don't Forget the Lyrics, Deal or No Deal, That's the Question, WWE Raw and Smackdown, ECW, Animal Cops Houston and Detroit, Animal Precinct, SpongeBob Squarepants, Kim Possible, Diagnosis X, Untold Stories of the ER, Mystery Diagnosis (hey, I like medical programs, OK?), Wife Swap, Supernanny, Nanny 911, The Simpsons, and Smallville.

Music (Seriously. I have not read a profile of anyone who did not like music.)

Mariah Carey, Evanescence, Britney Spears, John Cena, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Jordin Sparks, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Akon, Kanye West, Daughtry, David Cook, David Archuleta, Whitney Houston, Ace of Base, T - Pain, Avril Lavinge, Tyga, Saliva, P.O.D., Collie Buddz, Three 6 Mafia, Timbaland, Flo Rida, OneRepublic, Keri Hilson, Cold, Lil Wayne, Cherish, Sting, The Police, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, and much more.

Now for some of my favorite songs.

Beyonce - Single Ladies, If I Were A Boy, Deja Vu, Naughty Girl

T.I - Whatever You Like, Live Your Life

Rihanna - Umbrella, Pon De Replay, Don't Stop the Music, Take A Bow, and Disturbia

David Archuleta - Crush

Britney Spears - Gimme More, Hot As Ice, Piece of Me, Get Naked, Baby One More Time and Womanizer

Cold - Stupid Girl

I have way too many more songs to list right now.

Now for movies

Norbit, Dr. Doolittle series, Cheaper by the Dozen, Freaky Friday (2003 remake), anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen, Rent, Sister Act, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Shrek trilogy, Quints, High School Musical, High School Musical 2, Tombstone: History of the Undertaker, New & Improved DX, No Way Out 2007, Unforgiven 2007, and more.

Okay. Now it's time for the wrestlers and divas. Favs first, then non - favs.

Favorite Male Wrestlers

The Undertaker: At 44, the man is still hot! Age has worked its effect on him very nicely. He will be my Phenom even when he retires! Hope I do him justice when I write about him! My number 1 favorite wrestling star!

Shawn Michaels: The Heartbreak Kid! One of the few that I first started watching!

Kane: So what if he is bad without the mask? I still like him. If I like one Brother of Destruction, I can't forget about the other one!

Cena: Don't care if he's boring or if he cannot wrestle. I think he's very caring, funny and charismatic. Plus, he's billed from my homestate so I gotta root for him!

Batista: I really love the guy and all, but how could he betray Rey Rey? Not cool Dave. I do love his book though.

HHH: Haha! Time to play the Game lol!

Jeff Hardy: The Charismatic Enigma! Please come back soon.

Matt Hardy: V1 baby! What more can I say?

Evan Bourne: my 2nd favorite high - flying star

Rey Mysterio: How could you not love the masked cruiserweight? He loves his fans, he cares about the company, and not to mention he was a former World Champion!

R - Truth: What's up??

Cryme Tyme: Money Money, Yeah Yeah! LOL!

John Morrison: Didn't care for him before, but he's growing on me. Plus, the abs are hot!

Santino Marella: What can I say? He's a riot!

Kofi Kingston: Bout time he got used better with the program against Randy. Boom boom boom!

Finlay: Gotta love the fighting irishman!

Hornswoggle: Love the cute little leprachaun!

Christian: Captain Charisma foreva!

Tommy Dreamer: Gotta love the Innovater of Violence.

Favorite Female Wrestlers

Mickie James: She can be psycho at times, but I still love her. Go Mickie!

Melina: She is way too underrated these days. Didn't care for her, but she's gotten better and better. And the split? I can't even do that. And I've tried!

Maria: Hate on her all you want cause she can't wrestle. To me, she is a cool person.

Candice Michelle: see Maria

Kelly Kelly: see Maria. And she's actually improved. So leave her alone!

Eve: What? She's cute. She and Matt Hardy look adorable together.

Gail Kim: Don't know why, I just like her.

Hated Male Wrestlers

Randy Orton: Loved him during his debut, but he lost my respect when he dissed Eddie Guerrero. Ever since then, I have not liked him at all. He only has, like 5 moves and is bland on the mike. How could anybody like him? Come on!

Chris Jericho: I loved him before too, but he just got really boring. And he needs to put some friggin pants on!

CM Punk: Hate how he thinks he's better than the rest of us just because he's Straight Edge.

Dolph Ziggler: Arrogant as hell.

Drew McIntyre: see Dolph.

Miz: see Dolph and Drew.

Zack Ryder: What is up with the gear?? He looks like an idiot.

Ezekiel Jackson: What is his deal? Seriously.

Vladimir Kozlov: Never have liked him, never will. But at least he's wearing red shorts as opposed to the white trunks he had before.

Big Show: I liked him, but he hurt my Taker! He needs to break away from Jericho... now!

Hart Dynasty: Don't ask why. I just don't.

Eric Escobar: Who the hell is he? Ugh.

Chavo Guerrero: I hated him when he betrayed my Rey Rey. He hasn't really impressed me since then.

Hated Female Wrestlers

MICHELLE MCCOOL: Do I seriously need to explain this one? All right. Two reasons. Number one, shecan't wrestle (or sing) for her life. Two, she's dating Undertaker! Grrr!

Layla El: Cool at first, but she needs to leave Michelle. Now.

Beth Phoenix: Glamazon? C'mon! cough Manazon cough

Jillian Hall: She can wrestle, but I hate her singing. Her singing is even worse than Michelle's!

Natalya: The laugh creeps me out.

Alicia Fox: She also cannot wrestle for her life. Why exactly was she the no. 1 contender for the Divas' Championship?

Rosa Mendes: Way too skinny for my liking. And what's she doing with Ryder? Gross!

Wrestlers in Libido (not sure I like or hate them)

Edge: Jerk before his Achilles Tendon injury, but Jericho put him down. I hope he comes back and kicks Jericho's ass at Wrestlemania 26!

Mark Henry: I like that he's in a team with MVP, but he still can't really wrestle.

Shelton Benjamin: The hair is frightening, but he's growing on me.

All Time Favorite Pairing: Undertaker/Sara - They were SO awesome together. These two had great chemistry. Sara was, and still is, a very strong and independent woman. Plus, she is at home raising Taker's two little girls, who sound really sweet by the way. Why did they have to get divorced? As far as I'm concerned, they're still together in my mind. You can object to this all you want, but it's how I feel. So leave it alone!

All Time Least Favorite Pairing: Edge/Vickie - Why did WWE pair them together? I hate them both separately, but together? God! They're even more intolerable! And every time they kiss, I want to throw up. I love Cena for showing Edge that Vickie cheated on him with Big Show. LOL, that was SO funny! If Edge and Vickie get back together, I will not watch them anymore. Seriously. On another note, why did they get the Slammy Award for Couple Of The Year?! I would've preferred Finlay & Hornswoggle to be the winners! Now that Vickie's the GM of Raw, I hope she cheats on Edge more often. I really do! Okay, enough of that. Rant over!

Second Least Favorite Pairing: Undertaker/Michelle McCool

MY OC's:

A.) Ashleigh - Lynne Parkinson

Full Name: Ashleigh - Lynne Marie Parkinson

Age: 24

Height: About 5'8"

Weight: 135 lbs.

Hair/Eye Color: Brown/Hazel

Race: White

Story: She loves to dance and work with computers. Her parents (Josie and Thomas) died in an auto accident when she was 18 years old. She also has a 15 - year - old sister named Melania, who also enjoys music and dancing. In her spare time, Ashleigh also likes to sleep in on rainy days, get coffee from Marylou's and go shopping with her friends.

Most Notable Appearances: WWE Does Dance series

B.) McKenzie Peterson

Full Name: McKenzie Cassandra Peterson

Age: 4

Height: 3'4"

Weight: 42 lbs.

Hair Color: Light Brown

Eyes: Dark Brown

Race: White

Story: McKenzie Cassandra Peterson was born on July 19, 2005 at 8 pounds, 15 ounces and 21 inches. She was born to a supermarket manager named Jenna and a motorcycle repairer named Ken. She has one older brother named Mike, who is 12 and in seventh grade. She also has a baby sister named Becca, who was born March 9, 2009 at 7 pounds, 19 ounces and 18 inches. McKenzie has been friends with Gracie Calaway for about three years.

Most Notable Appearances: Babe Why'd You Cheat On Me?

More OC's coming soon!

Thank you for an amazing career, Ric Flair! You will be missed!!

Stories with status and reviews

"WWE Does Dance, part 1 (revamped)" - Completed with 46 reviews (Thanks, Animal Luvr 4 Life, Wolfgirl77769, coolchic79260, GraffitiArtist INC, thinkoutsidethebun07, evilresa16 and RIP-Andrew-Test-Martin!)

"Mickie James, will you be my Valentine?" - Completed with 3 reviews (Thanks, BulletGirl361, Smp 1991 and RIP - Andrew - Test - Martin!)

"Sociological Intentions" - In - progress with 35 reviews (Thanks, Takersgurl35, Inday, GirlyWrestleBlog, evilresa16, RIP - Andrew - Test - Martin, HBKGirl20, Animal Luvr 4 Life, Wolfgirl77769, Jessica-Angelbaby-Bautista and Mababy!)

"The Ultimate Halloween Fright - Fest" - Completed with 43 reviews (Thanks, LCHime, Animal Luvr 4 Life, Souless666, Ainat, evilresa16, Danielle Wolf, TithaHardyGirl and RIP - Andrew - Test - Martin!)

"A Perfect Hardy Christmas" - Completed with 12 reviews (Thanks, Jyessie Abbey McMahon Hardy, evilresa16, Animal Luvr 4 Life, Wolfgirl77769, Renna33 and RIP - Andrew - Test - Martin!)

"My Own Personal Stalker" - Completed with 40 reviews (Thanks Wolfgirl77769, Animal Luvr 4 Life and evilresa16!)

"Stalked? Not Again!" - Completed with 42 reviews (Thanks Wolfgirl77769, Animal Luvr 4 Life, Ainat, evilresa16 and thekidd02!)

"Will It Never End: My Big Red Stalker" - Completed with 16 reviews (Thanks Wolfgirl77769, Animal Luvr 4 Life, evilresa16 and Ainat!)

"Babe, Why'd You Cheat On Me?" - In progress with 19 reviews (Thanks Cheryl24, Ripper de la Blackstaff, Souless666, RandomlyAwsomer, EdgexTrishStratus4eva, ElementAquaFlarex, ShannonxMoore'sxLoverx, MsFaNaTiC, evilresa16 and ChrysaDas!)

"A Hard Night Left Behind" - In progress with 9 reviews (Thanks ElementAquaFlarex, wolgirl77769, evilresa16 and i luv hardy!)

4/10/08: I went to the Smackdown/ECW taping in Boston!! It was exciting & fun! I don't want to spoil anything, but here's what happened at the end of the taping:

Main Event: World Champ Undertaker took on Festus. Near the end of the match, Festus looked like he was in control. However, Undertaker locked Festus in his gogoplata submission hold. Rather than tapping out, Fetus passed out with blood coming from his mouth. Undertaker was declared the winner via submission while Festus was put on a stretcher. Taker then held up his gold, sending Edge a powerful message for Backlash. That message was, "Edge! If you want this gold back, you'll have to make me unconscious enough to get the one - two - three. Death waits for no man! Come Backlash, it is you who will rest... in... peace!"

Post Match: Ryder & Hawkins come out & attack the World Champ. Taker tries to fend off the Edgeheads, but the numbers game is too much. Kane comes out to help his brother, but soon, Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely come out. Again, the numbers game proves to be too much, but Batista makes his way to the ring. A while after, however, a fully - clothed Edge comes to the ring and participates in the brawl. Finally, Big Show comes out to help even out the odds. At one point, Show, Batista, Kane, and Taker chokeslam Ryder, Hawkins, Chavo and Edge, respectively. Carrying Chavo with Edge and the Edgeheads behind him, Bam leaves. Then, Big Show leaves, and his pyro goes off. Batista leaves and his pyro goes off too. Lastly, the Brothers of Destruction leave the ring and walk up the ramp to the stage. They turn around sideways and turn back around. The last clip of Smackdown shows the BOD raising their gold in the air to the delight of the crowd!