Alright so I've been pretty lame with this whole bio thing so far so I decided to update it to amuse both myself and hopefully you guys...

I'm an eighteen year old girl named Hannah who's relatively the same as most other teenagers. I live in the U.S. and right now I'm in my last year of high school - woot! - so I'm enjoying that. I obviously love to write about the HP series and recently I've gotten really into Twilight. Any other huge Edward fans out there? I'm really hoping I find a guy like him... sigh

Anyway, I have to admit that I hate the way the pairings turned out in HP. To me Ginny ended up being a Mary-sue and the whole relationship that developed with Harry seemed extraordinarily rushed, if not a bit flat. To be perfectly honest, although I love writing Dramione pairings, I always hoped Harry would end up with Hermione. In my opinion those two were the type of people romances were written about. Those are just my opinions though so don't take it too seriously.

The one pairing I absolutely can't stand is Ron/Hermione. I think it's almost an insult to Hermione, actually. And I hate when JK says that Harry and Hermione's relationship was like a brother/sister relationship while Ron and Hermione were romantic. I have a brother and I can assure everyone that our relationship is far more similiar to the way Ron and Hermione argued/insulted each other than the mind reading, conversations - without - speaking Harry and Hermione had going on. Like I said though, that's just my opinion...

Moving on from all that though, I do happen to love the cannon pairing of Edward/Bella for Twilight. I loved those books, including Breaking Dawn despite some people's differing opinions on the last in the series. I think Stephanie Meyer is an absolute genius at romance. She should have helped out JK...

Onto a more personal level those would be my two favorite series of books, but I generally enjoy anything by Nora Roberts - yes, I know! Smutty romances have their appeal and some of her plots are actually quite good - and really anything. I'm a huge bookworm and spend virtually all my free time reading or writing.

As far as music goes I like virtually anything. Rap, R&B, Hip-hop, Pop, Oldies, Classical, you name it. I've got them all on my Ipod.

I decided to put quotes on here from my conversations with friend and family. They'll give you far more insight into my life than anything else :)

Quotes from my brother, Mike:

Mike: Hannah, you've got the charm of a prostate examiner.
Me: I'm going to take that positively and assume you think I have the potential to see a lot of ass.

There are three types of people in this world: Assholes, Dicks, and Pussys
Assholes get fucked
Dicks Fuck
And Pussys get screwed all around

Quotes from my sister, Molly:

"Oh that's just great, Mom. So now I walk like a man becoming a woman."

"The f word never happens in our house. We wish it would, though."

"Are you a good letter or a bad letter?"

"All action and no play. In other words, a dicktease."

"Im perfectly fine being pot"

Quotes from my Dad:

"Put Reggie in!"

"Don't come back till you've succeeded!"

"Put on the orange and green!"

"Then they give you that double talk used sale car man shit that makes you want to hit them over the head with a shovel, but I try to get over it and not be so fucking violent."

Quotes from my best friend Melissa:

"I take off my pants on the floor all the time just not at home"

"Do me now"

"Why am I always the guy?"

"You can't rape the willing."

"I want you to think of that man making love to a goat every time he looks at you"

"hello, My name is Melissa and I'd like to donate my breats to the local food pantry"

"I don't think it would matter if the person on the bottom was fat--if the person on the top was that would hurt."

Melissa: So I figured out how to watch my Sweeny Todd movie
Me: How?
Melissa: I put it in my dvd player

"I won't settle for a man that doesn't sparkle in the sun."