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since: 10-06-07, id: 1392495, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
country: United States
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Author has written 90 stories for Bleach, Pokemon, Naruto, Fushigi Yuugi, Death Note, Anime X-overs, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, Vampire Knight, Kingdom Hearts, Pac-Man, and Boondocks.

(The following tale is pure b.s. )

I went to the left side of the road on an empty, deserted night. If you live in America, you'd typically sweatdrop at this, because people don't walk on a road, and people drive on the right side of the road. Still, here I was, on the left side of the road. What was I waiting for ? Who knows, who cares, that'll always be my response. Why ? Y ? No. Know ? Oh, well. I won't hold me against myself.

Anyway, there was a giant koala eating ravioli and cheeseburgers. We should know that this is complete nonsense. Koalas seem to be one of the most finnicky animals in the animal kingdom. It's not because they're from only one continent. It's just their way of life.

He stared at me. I swear, those big, brown eyes creeped me out. Were they piercing through my fragile soul, or were they looking somewhere up and beyond ? I may never know the true answer, but on that empty, deserted night, I learned one of the most important lessons you could ever learn : never steal a koala's can of Chef Boyardee ravioli. XD

Favorite Anime/Manga :

...I have a lot of favorites. I don't care for One Piece, though. Or Bakugan.

Updates :

9-2-09 - The poll results from last month's poll shall be revealed. The authoress from her dark, depressing hole (points to moi) asked the fanfic writers which is better, Pepsi or Coke. With eight votes, Coke won, which kinda surprised me, because everyone around where I live either drink Pepsi or RC (or Monsters), but hey, we're on a global scale here.

9-4-09 - The current picture in my profile was drawn by me. It's one of my favorites. holds sign reading "Giovanni owns the Boss title "

10-1-09 - The two leading results for last month's poll was ( OMG, YES, HE'S SMEXY AND EVERYTHING !) and (Hehehe...Mr. Seahorse.) Thanks for the five people who voted - your vote counts. (So cheesy. XD)

10-06-09 - It's been two years since I've joined ff.net, yay ! I'm so happy. I've met so many awesome people on here these past couple of years, and you guys rock ! =D Hopefully this year I'll get even better with my writing. Or, maybe not. Either way, I'm glad I'm here. :3

11-01-09 - The two leading results for last month's poll (Who is the most likely to go psycho after eating a bowl of sugar ?) is Sai and Shino. Great job ! (And...it's probably true. XD Off to a sugar rush - HUZZUH !)

About Fanfics :

Hi ! Finally, I'm putting something educational on here !

Maybe not. XD Anyway, I decided to write some info on my...non oneshot stories (but never got to it since I'm a really deep procrastinator). Anyway...here we go !

Working On...Now !

From Bleak to Bleaker - Muh pride and joy. -sob- It's the fantastical sequel to Giovanni's New Neighbor. Does it have a plot line ? (Idk. Still thinking...)

Pokemon Crystal - The Abridged Series - PKC , as I call it. YAH ! Game edited for abridgedness ! :D

Worked On...and Completed !

Giovanni's New Neighbor - Ah. Brings back hilarious situations (and plenty of Ash moments !)

Gym Leader Randomness - Yet again, discontinued, but may revive sometime.

Pallet School Adventures: Kindergarten - Ever wondered what Ash was like as a kindergartener ? Hehehe...find out.

Race Against Time - Not my best fic...yah. So...I don't delete it, only because it shows my progress from almost a year ago, to now.

Tracey and the Chocolate Factory - Parody. I'm proud of this one.

War Against Anti-S - Yeah...I don't like discussing why I made it. (F--king spammers). Anyway, it is discontinued, but if any spammers evercome back, I'll be continuing it. (I hold some grudges for a veeeeery long time, note that.)

2008 Anime/Manga Olympics - Finally finished the darn story. 35 reviews - that seemed pretty cool.

Goals :

Have fifty people favorite me. ~ 2/25/09 - - - Made my day. :D

100 Reviews in a story ~ 5/3/09 - - - Thanks, Wolfy. :3

Establish the fact that you could make Giovanni insanely psycho if you really want to. (Which I'm working on. He may be my favorite villain in Pokemon, but he's still a douche. XD)

Establish commandershipping (Shelly/Harlan) - (I back Kaida on this. It's awesome.)

DESTROY EUSINE'S REPUTATION - (MWAHAHAHAHAHA !)

About the fanfic writer. (me)

Age : starts running around in circles FRESHMAAAAAAN ! FRESHMAAAAAAAN ! falls over self x.x Ouch.

Gender : Female. (duh)

Horoscope : Pisces

Favorite Color : Blue...(and others, such as purple, green, and silver.)

Some of favorite pokemon : Shaymin, Suicune, Eevee, Ninetales, Dewgong, Umbreon, Mudkip...

Favorite Legendaries : Shaymin, Suicune, Articuno, Darkrai, and Mewtwo

Favorite Naruto characters : Itachi, Sakura, Kimimaro , Tsunade, Shino, Temari, Ten Ten, Gaara, and Neji

Favorite FY characters : Nuriko and Chichiri

Favorite Fruits Basket characters : Momiji, Hatsuharu, and Hatori.

Favorite Characters to Bash : (...list goes on : Todd, Mello, Pluto, Ritchie, sometimes Ash, Brock, etc, etc. - - - note that all of them are guys ? XD j/k)

Things I can do : eat, drink, write fairly decent stories, procrastinate (a lot)

Things I can't do : catch a Feebas, tell all of my friends that Sasuke sucks ('cause they'd kill me. XD)

Favorite Bands/Artists (English) : Dance, Rock, Electronic, Classical. (And pretty much anything else...'cept rap.)

Favorite Bands/Artists (Japanese) : Utada Hikaru, Namie Amuro, Ai Otsuka, Arashi, Tohoshinki, NewS

Other Notes : If I write a story that's multichaptered, I will write it 'til it's finished, and if I don't plan on finishing it, I will delete it (because I'm not one to get people's hopes up...)

- I LIKE PIIIIIIIE !

- Spicy foods are good. ;D

- I like being weird TO DA MAAAAAAAX ! XD

- I own a piece of toast and Ichigo Kurosaki is stalking me in my head. ;D

So...to conclude...I would like to say...O.O

Quotes : (the quotes below are some of my favorite.)

- Iruka: Oh, I'm going to do worse then kill you. I'm going to take you back to the Zabuza Saga and make it pastelly again!
Naruto: That is the most eviliest thing I think I've ever heard! - (Naruto Abridged Episode 11)

- Giovanni : "I haven't got those blimps repaired for decades and the only thing I've maintained on them is the insurance. " - (Pokemon : Kanto Episode : A Scare in the Air)

- " Purple is a fruit. " - Homer Simpson.

- " I LIKE CHICKEN TWINKIES ! " - me, in a fit of insanity.

- " Spam the garden gnomes. Spaaaam. " - me.

- " DOWN WITH GNOMES ! " - me

- " Shun the nonbeliever ! Shuuuuun ! " - Charlie the Unicorn

- " DRYYYYYYYYYYY, DAMN YOU ! " Kagura Sohma; episode four of Fruits Basket

- "Holytromboneinasausagefactory ! " - Tom, from the flash world, Eddsworld

- " I'm gonna bust yo head 'til the white meat shows ! " Bernie Mac, from the show

- " Yes, Hokage, I'm going to resurrect Abbot and Costello to fight you. " - Orochimaru, Naruto Abridged Ep. 21

Things I hate/despise :

Apprenticeshipping : -.- NO.

McDonalds : Don't ask me why - hate their food, always will.

BACKSTABBERS : Backstabbing is wrong, and if in the case I'm backstabbed, I write it in the Death Note.

Phonies : Don't play with my head. I'd prefer it if you were never my friend at all instead of playing with my frickin' emotions. I'm pretty sure there's a song about that, too. Point is, please don't do it. (And btw, I hate losers who seem to have a problem with individuality. You're your own person, so bye-bye and get off my lawn. ~.~)

Things that pwn/like :

Anime and manga ! - YAY ! Whole reason why I joined up on this site. Good times.

Weird things - Don't disrespect weird. It's awesome.

Emo people - Emo people are cool. They're just...fascinating.

Popeyes Chicken - As Adam Sandler says in the movie Little Nicky :Popeyes Chicken is f--king awesome.

French Fries/Onion Rings/Cheesesticks..etc - Mmm. Good diet.

Hot foods - I CAN TAAAAAAKE IT !

Cats - I'm a kitty person, have a kitty (that's deemed evil o.o). Never was a dog person (unless they're small).

Adam Sandler - I like his movies, especially Little Nicky.

Respect the Chicken Twinkies ! - (Trust me, it's a looong story.)

Things to check out :

gaiaonline.com - I'm still Axletia. I'm on there most of the time...

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/15872102Eusine cosplay. >:D

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1. Cranberries reviews
A Thanksgiving-based mission turns awkward for Team Kakashi. Oneshot. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-09 - Naruto U. & Sai - Complete
2. From Bleak to Bleaker » reviews
Sequel. After defeating the evil sponge, things get even weirder in the Ketchum house. The action goes on.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,847 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 7-9-08
3. Hair Tonic No Brock
In a desperate attempt to get a girl, Brock attempts to mess with the forces of nature. His plan backfires, however. Oneshot. Rated T for language.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Published: 11-1-09 - Brock/Takeshi & Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
4. Halloween Horrorfest 3 : Night of the Living Oak reviews
Not even an old-fashioned vampire like Gary can get common sense through Ash's head. Oneshot. Rated T for language.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
5. Tracey and the Chocolate Factory » reviews
Tracey Sketchit is not smarter or stronger than the other children. In fact, he's not a child at all. But when the Golden Tickets come out, Tracey has much of a chance as anybody else. Parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Rated T for language.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Tracey S./Kenji - Complete
6. Pokemon Crystal : The Abridged Fanfic » reviews
Basically it's Pokemon Crystal's greatest parts in oneshots, along with extras that I wrote. Includes gym battles, weirdo Eusine, and one very OOC Kris !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,706 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 7-22-08
7. Mentos Forest reviews
Ichigo and his friends travel through the Mentos Forest. Crack-fic. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-09 - Ichigo K. & Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
8. Book Faces reviews
Shelly shows Harlan the greatest book on the planet...or what she *thinks* is the greatest book. CommanderShipping oneshot. Rated T for language.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-09 - Shelly/Izumi & Tabitha/Homura - Complete
9. Tamaki vs Riley reviews
You should never pop in on your friends uninvited. Tamaki, however, learned this lesson the hard way. Oneshot. Rated M for strong language.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-09 - Tamaki S. & Riley F. - Complete
10. Triangle reviews
The trio of Team Rocket once again goes through an adventure, though with a different ending than usual. Slight rocketshipping. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-09 - James/Kojirō & Jessie/Musashi - Complete
11. Terror reviews
A tale of lenience and stupidity. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-09 - James/Kojirō & Butch/Kosaburō - Complete
12. Daddeh reviews
Just your typical father/son outing. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
13. Family Friendly reviews
Ichijo and Aido have different thoughts of the concept of fun. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-09 - Takuma & Aidou H. - Complete
14. Revealed reviews
Pac-Man is granted a conscience. Oneshot.
Pac-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-09 - Pac-Man - Complete
15. Giggle reviews
Weekly inspection seems to get interesting for two commanders of Team Galactic. ConjunctionShipping. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-09 - Mars & Saturn - Complete
16. Happy Camper reviews
James sleeps funny when not tied up to a tree. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-09 - James/Kojirō - Complete
17. PostAdventures
After all of the adventures that Sora has been through, he retires and lives in an apartment with Riku and Kairi on the island. Needless to say, life will never be the same, as Sora has been an average, yet never normal, boy. Rated T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Published: 5-7-09 - Sora - Complete
18. Loving A Ham Sandwich reviews
Jiraiya's new love interest isn't exactly normal. Rated M for language and...other things. Crack-fic, crack-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-09 - Jiraiya - Complete
19. Laundromat reviews
The washing machine is broken, and Tohru and company have an eventful day at a laundromat. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
20. Teacups and Flower Pots reviews
Teacups are broken, and Ash is forced to go to a community center with Giovanni. Rated T for swearing and slight violence.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
21. View reviews
Near's point of view is a little odd.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-09 - Near - Complete
22. Forest of Insanity reviews
Never enter a forest that you don't know about, no matter how appealing and hilarious it is to see the rest of your squad die off. " Crack-fic oneshot starring Kimimaro and the wonderful squad known as Squad Four. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-09 - Kimimaro - Complete
23. Suspicions reviews
Sometimes suspicions are made pretty easily, and maybe that's why L should've listened to Near on his suspicions that selling fake Death Notes wouldn't catch Kira. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-09 - Near - Complete
24. Sweetie, You Lost My Controller reviews
Mars accidentally sells Saturn's prized possession. Somewhat OOC, rated T for slight swearing and references to alcohol.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-08 - Saturn & Mars - Complete
25. Hobbies reviews
Cyrus talks about hobbies while Jupiter is on guard-duty. Rated T for some swearing.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-08 - Jupiter & Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
26. Pistachio Ice Cream reviews
You should never have too much of one thing. Especially if it's pistachio ice cream. Crack-fic starring Cyrus; rated M for language.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-08 - Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
27. Reconciling reviews
Haruka makes it up to Minako after hurting her. It turns out they're two different people. Oneshot. Rated T for slight language.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-08 - Haruka T. & Minako A./Mina - Complete
28. No Life reviews
Drunk Haruka rambles about her life...OOC Haruka. Rated M for language...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-08 - Haruka T. - Complete
29. The Fun of Dirt reviews
Tracey invites Daisy over, but has a mess to clean up. Handymanshipping.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-08 - Tracey S./Kenji - Complete
30. Random Interview with Pluto reviews
A stupid interview with Pluto of Team Galactic....
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete
31. Ahhh, Fudge reviews
Ash visits his father Giovanni and makes fudge all over the kitchen. A prime example on why you never let Ash cook, even if you are sick from getting coughed on by a five-year old.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
32. How to Get A Kitty Out of Zero's Room reviews
Zero gets a kitty, but it's not exactly what he hoped for. Now, with the unlikely help from Yuki, they want to get Mr. Whiskers out of his room. Slightly OOC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-08 - Zero & Yuuki - Complete
33. Underwear Land reviews
OOC. Hanabusa gets Kaname drunk and they just ramble about stuff. Mainly about underwear. Rated T for slight language....and alcohol consumption.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-21-08 - Aidou H. & Kaname - Complete
34. Halloween Horrorfest 2 : The Ballad of Emo Toaaast reviews
Halloween's coming up in three weeks - and this story will hopefully make you laugh as a piece of toast is evil....in the evil ways...and also emo. Rated T for language and...death.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-08 - Complete
35. Special Shell reviews
Marge explains the friendship she once had with Shelly, and how Shelly managed to screw that up. Rated T mainly for the f-word. Parody of " Special Fred ".
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-08 - Complete
36. The Mystical Land of Cake and Carrots reviews
Usagi has a random dream about her most hated vegetable - the carrots. Slight OOC.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-08 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny - Complete
37. 2008 AnimeManga Summer Olympics » reviews
It's the 2008 Summer Olympics parody for anime and manga. Join us as you read about the characters from eleven different series compete for gold medals, black medals, and cookies. Cookies are in the fridge for reviewers. Enjoy !
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete
38. Annoying Dad reviews
Just another oneshot with Ash bickering with his dad, Giovanni again . Guest starring is Misty. Enjoy !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-5-08 - Complete
39. Death Note : The Real Story reviews
Light's retarded, Kiyomi's a b-word, L is useless, and Mello gets killed off immediately. One giant spoof of the beloved series, with favorite scenes including Light's death. Enjoy. ;D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete
40. Smart Celebi and Stupid Mew reviews
Eh, just some a random thing on how Celebi and Mew understand each other. Very light 51shipping, but more humor.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete
41. Hair Accusations reviews
Sasori is in trouble since he screwed up Deidara's hair. Can he get out of a pummeling and Deidara's rage ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
42. Hey There, BlueHaired Girl reviews
Paul sends Dawn a letter. One-sided Ikarishipping. Rated M for...language...and implied rape.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete
43. A Common Folk's Sport reviews
Haruhi tries to teach Tamaki baseball, but fails.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-08 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S. - Complete
44. Never Poof Itachi into Sailor Moon reviews
What happens when Itachi poofs himself into Sailor Moon ? Horrorful things for him .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-08 - Itachi U. - Complete
45. I Say Love You with Murder reviews
When Gary tries to investigate a murder case, he gets more than what he expected. Cavaliershipping. Rated T for...stabbing...and vicious Carvanah.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-08 - Complete
46. Fifty Benefits of Being Old reviews
Tsunade, with the help of Shizune, tells Naruto fifty benefits of being old and why it's cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-08 - Tsunade S. - Complete
47. Unanswered Questions reviews
Arceus's mysteries gets him into one giant problem - what the heck is Giratina's problem ? ArceusxGiratina, and hints of GroudonxKyogre
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete
48. To Buy A Microwave reviews
When Ash breaks his mom's microwave, he goes on a small journey to find one. Fic shows total stupidness of Ash. Don't blame me. XD
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-2-08 - Complete
49. Shelly, Harlan, and the Glitched Up Emulator reviews
Just one stupid oneshot where Shelly and Harlan teach the lesson of pressing the space bar too many times while you're playing an emulator. Commandershippy.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete
50. Leave It to the Professionals reviews
Inuyasha and Miroku do a few stunts that nobody else would attempt.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-08 - Inuyasha & Miroku - Complete
51. Fantasies with the Past reviews
Even people like Delia hide their feelings from their emotions. Diamondshippy, in a partly OOC way.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete
52. Gym Leader Randomness » reviews
Just a bunch of randomness oneshots starring the different gym leaders. Rated T for cursing and violence.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete
53. Shelly vs Winona reviews
A really, really random and short one-shot of Shelly fighting Winona. No plot, no results, still weird.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete
54. Story of My Life reviews
Hatsuharu tells the story of his life in a poetry-filled essay.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-08 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
55. Dear Ol' Dad reviews
Pretty bad explanation, but basically Ash still has feelings for his dad. NO HUMOR. Review if you think it's good. Rated T for instances of unbleeped f word.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete
56. Ten Ways to See If You're A Perv reviews
Jiraiya checks out an article to see if he's a pervert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-08 - Jiraiya - Complete
57. I Want Brownies ! reviews
Giratina does a documentary to show how far Mew would go to get brownies. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete
58. Giovanni's New Neighbor » reviews
It's an average day in Viridian City. Giovanni is doing his...taxes ? Suddenly, a squishy yellow sponge moves in next door, and his life is turned upside down. How will he deal with it ? He does not know.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,237 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 12-10-07 - Complete
59. May reviews
Drew thinks about May right before doing himself in. One sided contestshipping. Rated T for....death.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete
60. Reuniting of Insane Dad and Son reviews
How did Ash remeet his father ? This oneshot tells how Ash remeets his dad, Giovanni, jousting and insults, and a drinking contest between Delia and slightly mental Cousin Marsha. Kind of a prequel to all Ketchum family oneshots I've done. Enjoy !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete
61. When Mello Died reviews
When Mello dies, Near visits his gravesite. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-08 - Near & Mello - Complete
62. The Day of Complete Randomness reviews
It all begins with a question of how babies come from. Then somehow it tells of how Neji is a polygamist, Shizune actually straight, and everyone barging into Tsunade's house. Hehe... a very random oneshot fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete
63. The Tale of Ash's Birth reviews
Delia reminisces over the story fourteen years ago when she gave birth to Ash. Light diamondshipping. Also involves a phobia of airplanes. - Oneshot
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete
64. Intervention : Addicted to Lava reviews
Groudon gets addicted to lava, causing an intervention spoof to happen. Oneshot. Light orbshipping.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete
65. Pallet School Adventures : Kindergarten » reviews
Ash and his cousin start kindergarten. They meet two kids, but how will school go ? An evil teacher, a dumb principal, and granola bars ?A gut busting comedy ! Might be slight palletshipping. Rated T for cursing !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete
66. When Things Are Mewing Around reviews
Mew has a party and wreaks havok. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete
67. Jessie and Cassidy : The Unsober Buddies reviews
Jessie and Cassidy find out what makes them secret buddies.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete
68. Ash and the Father's Day Smackdown reviews
Oneshot. Ash and Giovanni once again bicker like three year olds on the holiday called Father's Day. Plus, a popcorn incident, an allergy to coconuts, and a whiny announcer, once again I've proven myself that I'm insane. Read and enjoy !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-11-08 - Complete
69. To Get Back At Eusine reviews
Shelly and Harlan get back at Eusine. Commandershipping. Kind of a sequel to Why Shelly Is Emo.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-9-08 - Complete
70. Why Shelly Is Emo reviews
An explanation why Shelly of Team Aqua is emo. Oneshot
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete
71. Winona the Golfer reviews
Winona accidentally hits Wallace in the head with a golf ball and deals with his temporary insanity. Light gracefulshipping.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete
72. Why Byron Is Unpopular reviews
An explanation why Byron is unpopular. It's pretty much a rant against him, so if you like Byron and don't want to hear bad things about him, don't read.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete
73. Near's Sweet Sugary Night reviews
Near has too much sugar. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-31-08 - Near - Complete
74. The New Commercial reviews
Oneshot.Regigigas stars in the new anti-drug commercial...as the drug addict of course ! Watch how he wrecks lives. Rated T for some swearing and a couple of sex jokes.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete
75. Mime School reviews
Chichiri lives his dream out..to go learn the miming arts. Oneshot.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-08 - Chichiri - Complete
76. Temari's Obsession with the Internet reviews
Kankuro shows Temari how obsessive the Internet can be,and gets her addicted to it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-08 - Temari - Complete
77. War Against AntiS » reviews
Dedicated to what happened on ffnt with the spammers. Going on hiatus until December 32nd or until some other jerk pops up.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 4-26-08 - Complete
78. To Death We Carry Our Love reviews
Ash and Misty wait under a tree while a thunderstorm goes on and think of what's happened to them. Pokeshipping. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-08 - Complete
79. Outcasts reviews
Darkrai comforts a depressed Mewtwo. Oneshot. Darkrai/Mewtwo
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete
80. Orochimaru vs Nuriko The Better Crossdresser reviews
It's just your basic fight against Orochimaru of Naruto and Nuriko of Fushigi Yuugi over... cross - dressing ! Naruto/Fushigi Yuugi crossover. Rated T for constant use of the b word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-08 - Orochimaru - Complete
81. St Patrick's Day Disaster reviews
It's your average St. Patrick's Day. Join Ash as he goes to the parade with his evil & crazy dad Giovanni ! Weird things happen, and will the two ever get any closer bonds ? Sadly, no. Totally humorous, though at least in my opinion .
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete
82. Professor Oak and the Prune Juice reviews
It's a regular day at Target. Professor Oak wants prune juice. But other men do, too. As they fight over the juice, who will win ? Find out that and what makes Professor Oak crazy in this oneshot. Rated T for a bit of language, and violence.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete
83. Tracey Sketchit Mouse Exterminator reviews
Oneshot. Tracey has his own extermination business. Then, Daisy calls for a job. Will he catch the mouse ? Read and find out. It's a handymanshipping fic.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete
84. A Weird Trip reviews
It's kind of a sequel to Why People Don't Run With Scissors. Not really. When Ash has to go see his dad..... it ends up into a weird trip in Viridian, getting hurt by Team Rocket, and blood filled. But, awesomely hilarious !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-08 - Complete
85. Why People Don't Run With Scissors reviews
Ever wondered why people don't run with scissors ? It's because of Ash Ketchum. Rated T for minor violence.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete
86. Race Against Time » reviews
Adle Anal is in the race against time.She has got to find her Mareep before a Team Rocket operative kills it.Paired up with Ash Ketchum,she might be able to do it.But will she save her Mareep in time?
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 10-13-07 - Complete
87. Team Rocket Finally Gets Somewhere reviews
A oneshot if Jessie, James, and Meowth decided to finally quit Team Rocket.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete
88. A Regular Break Up reviews
A oneshot story if Paul dumped Dawn because she was an idiot. AntiIkarishipping. Pearlshipping.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-3-08 - Complete
89. Giovanni Goes to Walmart reviews
A basic trip to Walmart on Christmas Eve. Ugh. Watch how Giovanni really needs the jug . Rated T for alcohol references, and a tad of cursing. Oh, and I marked it part romance because of the epilogue.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-07 - Complete
90. Pokemon Halloween Horrorfest 1 : Bird Zombies reviews
This is the film about zombies! Please be aware this has gut busting laughter,and what is the deal with the gnome princess? Enjoy !
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-07 - Complete
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