To anyone who is Interested in Finding out what a maniac this writer is, in person... sorta, you can find my in Steam by the account Zohall2 (name in game is usually EZB... duh) or Xbox 360 Account Cmdr Zohall. I'm always up for a game of Half-life Deathmatch, CS source, Gears of War 2, Resident Evil 5 Left 4 Dead, or the awesome mod Zombie Panic: Source!

It's been almost two years since i wrote this profile. That was when i was a pimply teenager, so... update time baby.

The Name is EZB. I'm a writer here on Fanfiction.net, that started out as a simple reader and reviewer. But i had some ideas that i wanted to share with the world, so i decided roughly three years ago- what the hell? Give it a shot. And thus the very first fanfiction i wrote, The Hellsing War; Time Trouble was born. But like i said, that was... oh god a while ago, so now several more have been sistered, or brothered, into this universe, as well as reincarnated The Hellsing War into The Hellsing War Chronicles, or HSWC.

So let's get some things straight. What do i like...

Almost any Anime i can get hooked on, so i try to deviate my time very carefully, or else i loose myself to the awesome power of Japanese comics and animation. But for the past two years, i've been snagged to Bleach, Hellsing, Inuyasha, and a few others have come and gone.

Games i usually seek are that of Horror, Action, and shooters. Sometimes i get some RPG's (namly Elder Scrolls IV) but seriously, a headshot always gives me an evil smile and cruel expression that cause puppys to whimper (sorry puppies). Gears of War one and two, Halo 3 (lost the other two...), Resident Evil 5 (you'll find me playing as a dastardly, bastardly Albert Wesker), and maybe Call of duty, WaW, or something of the likes.

Movies? Why bother- i mean god damn there are so effing many of them! But if you can't guess from the genre commonly found in examples above, Action, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-fi, maybe a Drama here or there, and then comedy.

Here can be found the (currently Short) list of Original Character's that are of Serious importance. (And yes, i decide if they are that important.)

Zohall Mercer

Age: 23 (at the begining of HSWC)

Apperance: Taller than Six feet, with dirty-blond straight hair that's long enough to dangle in his face, but not enough to touch the end of his nose. Thinner than muscular, but does have a definition of a body.

Personality: Zohall is generally a hyperactive, outspoken, and argumentive american, through and through. Though he is generally friendly to those he trusts, he is very willing to fight for what he beleives, and possibly die trying. In peace, he has a sad knack for bad luck, usually finding himself in an awkard position involving sexual innuendo. However in battle, Zohall's ever coming energy is focused down to a fine point, and becomes usually very able.

Past: Born in Raccoon City (Resident Evil Series) and lost both parents before he could ever walk or talk. The first memories he has are that of the orphanage that he grew up in, where he enjoyed a simple life. However, when he was fifteen and well into the first year of Freshman High-school, the outbreak occurred, and those who he knew his entire life were all erased in a matter of hours. With his last friend, he ran to the police station, where his friend was bitten. There he met Leon Kennedy, rookie police officer and newcomer to the town. His friend dies in his arms, and Zohall has to kill the last person who he knew, and looses all hope. Strangly enough, he runs back to the Orphange, a reluctant Leon following him, to get something that had been left to him as a gift from his dead paretns. Zohall, after charging through the Zombie infested building, finds Gleam, his renouned weapon. With the longsword with him, he is able to fight his way along side Leon with surprisng skill and speed. After his escape from the dying city, Leon and Zohall join the anti-umbrella force and activly work as agents against the slowly falling corperation. Years later, Zohall leaves the small group to search out the remains of Umbrella himself, which take him across Mexico, South America, and Eastern Asia (specifically China, the himilayas, and India). After years of tracking, he finds an sub-military offering permanent jobs to able bodied fighters, and Zohall signs up to what he later discovers is the Hellsing Organization.

Powers and Weapons-

Gleam; Zohall's prized 'Lightsaber of a Blade'. Unknown in origin, it has Eastern style construction, but really has no classification. It's handle is curved, almost circular to have a very machete like grip, but long enough for two hands to grasp. It's guard is distinctly similar to a Katana's. What makes this weapon distinctly unique is the actual Blade of the weapon. It is perfectly straight, and ends like a Ninjato, with one side of the blade longer than the other. What makes it nearly indestructible is its metal. it can literally tear through simple iron or thin metals with ease, and the mystery metal makes the weapon indestructable. Seemingly Ultra-light, while being five feet in length, this blade has been able to keep the man alive in Zombie invasions and Monster attacks for seven full years.

Zohall has incredible speed for any human. Fast enough for him to seemingly 'dodge' bullets (actually dodging the aim of the hand before the finger pulls the trigger), he can close in on almost anything, or actually parry gunfire with Gleam, even heavier bullets from higher magnums such as Alucards Cassul Handgun. However his strength is that of any humans, in fact, lesser than that of Leon's, and so he constantly makes up for his average power with unserpassed reflexes and agility.

He also has one, strange, uncontrolled ability that even he cannot fully explain...

This section is devoted to those people who think similarly, and expressions that i can agree with. If you agree with this statement, then... oh wait, don't do that.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana, if you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB

Very few people know who Danny Elfman is, much less like him. If you enjoy Danny Elfman's breath-taking music, copy this into your profile.

Like many people, i have my quotes! (and others that i just like.)

I have a love interest in every one of my films... a gun. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger

Television has brought back murder into the home, where it belongs. ~Alfred Hitchcock

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~ Unkonwn

Man, I wish i could see through people. Their lives... their lies... their clothes... ~Meee.

The Snake prowls fiercely, but cannot scratch its back, for as the soo people are all aware, snakes have no arms for which to scratch their backs with. ~Egoratper, Metal Gear Awesome

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. ~Unknown

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. ~unknown (??)

Don't Fuck with the Jedi master. ~Cock-Knocker, AKA, Mark Hamill

The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst. ~Henry Fosdick

We apologize for any loss of life our absence might cause! ~Bleach, Isshin Kurosaki

You Monster!/ I get that A lot. ~Alexander Anderson and Alucard, Hellsing

I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet./ Don't worry... he's getting to it. ~Weird hat guy/Helsing in Van Helsing

Well, I don't know where the hell he is. for all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fuckinging closet/ Scenario No. 1, he is hanging by his neck in his fucking closet. ~Baseketball

If you're looking for Joe Cooper, I suggest you look where ever you find the most heinous, blatant, and vile exploitation of children on the planet./ Scenario No. 2, Coop went to Disneyland. ~Baseketball

Can i get, any of you cunts, a drink? ~Ed, Shaun of the Dead

Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them. ~Unknown

If I were human, my response would be 'go to hell'... If I were human. ~Spock in Star Trek VII

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. ~Woody Allen

Why is the rum always gone? ~Jack Sparrow

I'm calling Zombie Bullshit on that! ~Zoey in Left 4 Dead

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. ~Mahatma Gandhi

I want to explore the undiscovered countries of Human Imagination; and with me, I have Acting as my Arabian Horse, Illustration my Mayflower, and Literature as my USS Enterprise. ~ Yours truly.

So, with much ado i wish you all a pleasant experience here as you glance through, or perhaps begin an journey that started in October, 2007. I also hope that whatever power or search that brought you here, you find your answers, and that it brings you back many times. As always, REVIEW!! And please be fully truthful of what you find.

EZB