It's Reader-Writer speaking - or typing, I guess.

I'm a girl.

I'm Danish.

And I'm hopelessly obsessed with... just about everything.

JKR quotes:

- Asked by an interviewer about the next "Harry Potter" book: Well, it will be a papery object with pages inside.

- I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I was tempted to say, "On teabags, I used to save them."

- When asked what the title would be for book six: It will be called 'Harry Potter and...' something. Catchy, don't you think? And I think I'll follow the same model for seven.

- People ask me if there are going to be stories of Harry Potter as an adult. Frankly, if I wanted to, I could keep writing stories until Harry is a senior citizen, but I don't know how many people would actually want to read about a 65 year old Harry still at Hogwarts playing bingo with Ron and Hermione.

List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Ginny Weasley

5. Lily Evans

6. James Potter (The Marauder)

7. Peeves the Poltergeist

8. Fred Weasley

9. George Weasley

10. Luna Lovegood

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Nope.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Hot.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

That'd be really, REALLY wrong.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, I do. But I can't remember all of them at the moment.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Nah, that'd be pretty strange.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

None of them, really.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Then they'd probably never hear the end of it.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Hermione is sent back in time and meets the Marauders, yes, that includes James Potter. A not-very-original story with a not-so-dramatic twist. Yay.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Probably. I just really don't want to come across it.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Oh my, what a surprise, Voldemort wants to kill us - let's weep"...

11. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

I really hope they don't.

12. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

You know, I haven't got a clue.

Some Neville Love

(Not mine.)

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said "I have them right where I want them."
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

What the-?

(Not mine.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Sure - we'll just use the good old 'steal-open-return', shall we?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(...And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And you're going to take this because...?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Where else?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Well, that's fascinating.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Oh, so that's how you do - why, I would never have figured it out!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, really?)

Copy paste:

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you suffer from OHPS (Obsessive Harry Potter Syndrome) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock-paper-scissors can solve almost everything, put this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have a long list of 'copy and pastes' in your profile...copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that isn’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I like apples. I'm an apple (finally - my life makes sense! ;D)!

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away!”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if your aim is good."

Have a nice day. :D