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Hi! Name's LJ and I am an aspiring artist, and writer of mostly femslash... okay well almost ALL femslash and smut, if you have a problem with any of this, please leave because i wont tolerate bashing views that i firmly believe in. I'm a huge fan for underdog stories, where great things happen when least expected, I'm a hopeless romantic, I love music, and I also serve in the United States Army, so if my updates aren't very frequent, dont be upset, just give me time to get back to the stories at hand while also keeping our homelands safe!! SUPPORT THE TROOPS! and please be kind and review... they make me smile!

~LJBard

PAIRINGS I LOVE(but most deffinitely are not limited to):

HANNAH MONTANA- miley/lily, hannah/lola, oliver/sarah(cant forget the doughnut!)

ICARLY- carly/sam(feel the love!!)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL- kelsi/sharpay(there IS no other femship in this category!!)

HOUSE M.D.- house/cameron, wilson/cuddy(if you dont like it, i'll shove a cane up your #!)

HARRY POTTER- harry/hermione(who cares what the books say?!)

XENA- xena/gabrielle(need i say anymore?)

POTC- jack/elizabeth(COME ON NOW!)

POPULAR- sam/brooke(duh!) i also enjoy nic/lily or MC/Lily

RESIDENT EVIL- alice/rain, alice/jill, alice/claire, alice/k-mart(what can i say? she's a hot lesbian slut in my world!)

etc...

wanna know more about me?... Here are a list of sites with my other works, drawings, photos, random blogs about moi... read and enjoy, comment, message me, I dont care, I'm an open person and I love making new friends;

AOL Instant Messenger: eLJayT88

http://www.myspace.com/ljtarr06 FRIENDS ONLY! (let me know who you are when u add me, this is the best choice to learn about who i am and be my pal! xD)

http://xcaged-spiritx.livejournal.com/profile FRIENDS ONLY! (feel free to add, but dont expect much for the updates)

http://rensketch.deviantart.com/ ive pretty much stopped adding to this site for lack of enthusiasm but i maintain it anyway... lemme know wat u think!

http://youtube.com/profile?user=ljtarr06 not very interesting... but you can see my fav vids and check em out for yourself.. some may even make you laugh!

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1. 7 Things » reviews

AU movie twist alert! Liley. Miley and Lily grew up together in TN, married out of HS and Miley left shortly after her mother's death for Malibu, seven years later, she's back to try and sever all ties, but the past may stand in the way. R/R!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 6-5-08

2. My Best Friend's Girlfriend » reviews

AU. Dedicated to Gentry and hermione032192! Lily and Oliver have been inseperable since childhood. What happens when their friendship is put to the test to win "Destiny's" heart? Slight Moliver. Eventual Liley!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,886 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 5-21-08

3. Hold Me Tight » reviews

Sequel To Stay. It's been three years, will chance encounters be enough to mend Lilly's shattered soul? Or will life prove to crush her forever? Eventual Liley. WARNING: drug abuse and sexual content!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 5-18-08

4. Stay reviews

First piece of an eventual Liley story, for now its Moliver, but bear with me and please read and review! For my fans, you know I'm gonna turn it into a happy liley ending!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08

5. Strong reviews

RE3 SPOILERS! Yet another movie-based fic, femslash warning, Alice/Claire pairing, dedicated to AliceItsRaining. Please R/R!

Complete - Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08

6. Something About Her reviews

RE3 SPOILERS! A one-shot dedicated to my dear friend Pink Starship, she's waited very patiently for it and I decided to get it outta the way before I forgot. Alice/K-Mart pairing, enjoy! FEED THE BARD!

Complete - Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08

7. Imagine Me And You » reviews

LILEY! AU. Based off of the movie, Miley Stewart is getting married to her longtime childhood friend/love, Oliver Oken.However, an unexpected guest on the wedding day could change her entire outlook on life and love. FEED THE BARD!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-5-08

8. You Are The Music In Me » reviews

LILEY! Miley and Oliver love Lilly. Lilly is with Oliver because she doesnt know how she feels. Oliver asks Miley to write a song for him to give to Lilly and Lilly finds it. What will happen? FEED THE BARD! Dedicated to -little clip-

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 2-6-08

9. Ice Cream » reviews

LILEY! Two-shot songfic set to Sarah McLachlan's "Ice Cream." Miley is dating Jake. Lilly is pining for Miley. Jake cheats on Miley with Mikayla. Lilly cheers Miley up with ICE CREAM P FEED THE BARD REVIEWS PLEASE!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08

10. Colourblind reviews

LILEY! One-shot, Lilly has been acting strange around Miley lately and cannot figure out why, with a bit of a small inspiration from her mom, she decides to try writing it out into a poem which turns into a song. FEED THE BARD! R&R plz!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08

11. Our Song reviews

LILEY! A small piece of fluff for all my reviewers, summary inside. PLEASE FEED THE BARD! Enjoy!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08

12. Say You Love Me » reviews

Liley! Mixups, heartbreak, jealousy, abandonment, returns. Full Summary Inside! Read and Review!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-10-08

13. Mine All Mine » reviews

LILEY! Based off of the song by SheDaisy. Lilly is tired of hiding her secret and decides to come out of the closet... LITERALLY! Jealousy sparks, relationships ensue and a character dies. Read and Review plz, FEED THE BARD!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08

14. Summer Lovin' » reviews

Liley! They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. FEED THE BARD! Read and Review plz! WARNING: Mature content, language, sex scenes and bodily harm are involved in this story. Ye Be Warned!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-5-08

15. Face Down » reviews

LILEY! Mild warning of rape scenes, BDSM and major angst as promised to my viewers. Miley has been raped, Jake Ryan is dead and Lilly's comfort turns into a bit more. Read and Review!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-4-08

16. My Happy Ending? » reviews

LILEY! Things really dont always turn out the way that we want them to, but they say that if you love somebody, let them go, and if they return, they're yours...or are they? Read and Review!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-3-08

17. Where's The Rum! reviews

PotC3 SPOILERS! A pointless drabble... What happened after the credits began to roll? Before the epilogue, what went through Elizabeth's mind? Did Barbossa ever chase after Jack for the maps? Did Jack sail on the seas forever young with rum and sordid wen

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-3-08

18. Poem For Your Thoughts? » reviews

LILEY! Lilly is fed up watching Miley and Jake go back and forth with their relationship, and even moreso, she is fed up dealing with Miley's broken heart and wants to show her that she doesn't need Jake to mend it when all she needs has been standing rig

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-2-08 - Published: 1-2-08

19. Chasing The Demons reviews

ONESHOT! SPOILERS FOR RE3: EXTINCTION. Exactly what was going on between Alice and Claire when Alice showed up at the camp, small glances and smiles... here's what they didn't show you in Extinction.

Complete - Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 1-1-08

20. Resolution reviews

LILEY ONESHOT! They say that if you make a wish before the ball drops starting a New Year, that wish will come true. RR plz! DEDICATED TO: xTexasgalx

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-31-07

21. GraduationFriends Forever reviews

LILEY ONESHOT! Graduation day at Seaview HS, Miley's last attempt to tell Lilly her feelings before they all head their seperate ways.... but will Lilly beat her to the punch? A bit rushed because I was tired but hope you enjoy, FEED THE BARD!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-31-07

22. Servantry » reviews

GELPHIE! Slight AU warning. First WICKED fic. FEED THE BARD REVIEWS! Elphaba was sent to Galinda's parents as an infant and became Galinda's caretaker. Galinda is betrothed to Fiyero. Elphaba and Galinda fall in love.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

23. All I Want For Christmas reviews

LILEY! Fair warning Dont like? Dont read! Winter break is upon Seaview HS and Miley has just signed up for the talent competition, will she be able to sing her feelings to Lilly without revealing her secret? An XMAS oneshot, better late than never.

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

24. Weather The Storm » reviews

LILEY FIC! Dont like? Dont read! My very first HM fic.... Lily has been growing distant, Miley wants to know why, Jake is an overgrown hussy and Oliver is a lovesick schoolboy. Enjoy! Comments make me happy: FEED THE BARD!

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07

25. Fireworks » reviews

A little fourth of july piece that was written way back before Alex's return from Witness Protection. Now she is back and sparks are flying AO. Coauthored and beta'd by K.D. Mick. Please RR!

Complete - Law and Order: SVU - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,958 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07

26. All's Fair In Love And War » reviews

MAJOR AU ALERT! Xena and Gabrielle have both never met, until the fateful day the Gods intervene to try and destroy Ares' plots of using Amphipolis and the Amazon nation as his private little wargame. Gabrielle is an Amazon Princess, adopted by Melosa fro

Complete - Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,103 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-10-07