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Leslie A. Smith
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since: 10-07-07, id: 1393544, Profile edited: 12-16-07
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Alright guys, for those of you reading my HDF story here is the link to the site that has all of the pictures for the wedding and reception. I tried adding them to the story to make it easier and it didn't work sorry guys. Anyways click the link and check out the pix if your interested. BTW let me know if the link doesn't work for some reason. Then I can see what's wrong and fix it for you all.

http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb253/TheEnchantedQuill/FictionPictures/Twilight/

Hey there everybody, my name is Leslie and I am twenty-one years old. I live in Northern California with my boyfriend Eric and my family. I’m excited about the fact that my parents are moving and I am going to rent their three bedroom house. That means I won’t have to move to a place I won’t be able to have pets. I love reading and I love writing, those are both things that are very important to me. I’m going to be taking writing classes when college classes start up in spring and I am going to work towards being an author. I have pretty terrible punctuation and pretty lousy grammar; thank goodness I’ve been working with a beta with all of my other fictions. I’ve been writing and posting my fan fictions on AdultFanFiction.Net until now, I’ve just only discovered FanFiction.Net.

I really like writing fan fictions and my favorite ones to write about are Harry Potter, Anita Blake, and now the Twilight series. It’s funny because I was sad that there is only one story on AFF.Net about the Twilight series. Then I looked here and found thousands of them. You wouldn’t believe how excited I was…haha. I’m currently working on my very own Bella/Edward story. Seems that the topic I am writing about is pretty popular….hehe…you’ll just have to read it and see.

All Time Favorite Quotes

My Life:

“I stuck my hand in something nasty on my pants, hopefully it was a booger.” – Ashley

“Sara do you want me to grab your junk from the front?” –Me

“You’re such an ass hat.” –Me

“I think its hilarious when people will call somebody a gay-fag.” – Sara

“Yeah I know! What’s to point of saying the same thing twice?” – Me

“Hey Leslie, have you seen any funny comedies lately?” –Ashley, walking in after I’d spoken.

“Oh man, that’s great.” Sara

Books:

"Sleep now, sweetheart, I'll carry you." ~Edward

"I may not be human, but I am a man," he assured me.

"Wrong again," he murmered in my ear. "You are utterly indecent - no one should look so tempting, it's not fair."

"You...made...me...faint," I accused him dizzily.
"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!"

"Vampires like baseball?"
"It's the American pastime."

"You smell so good in the rain," he explained.
"In a good way, or in a bad way?" I asked cautiously.
He sighed. "Both, always both."

"Afraid of the needle," he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..."

"To never see you blush scarlet again… it would be unendurable.”

You are exactly my brand of Heroin.” ~Edward

“Stupid unreliable vampire.” ~Bella

“Stupid Shiny Volvo owner.” ~Bella

If I could dream at all it would be about you and I’m not ashamed of it.” ~Edward

“What if I’m not the superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?” ~Edward

"Yes it is an off day when someone’s not telling me how edible I smell.” ~Bella

“I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life threatening idiocy.” ~Alice

"Oh, c'mon. I'm only eighteen." ~Bella

"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down." ~Edward

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” ~Jacob Black

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” ~Emmett

“It’s the thought that counts. I ought to know.” — Edward

“Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.” ~Bella

“Fall down again, Bella?” ~Emmett

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” ~Jacob

“I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” ~Edward

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” ~Bella

"The smile came, a soft curl of lips. The serpent must have smiled at Eve like that. I have this nice, shiny apple for you. Want some candy little girl?"

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop."

"You are an irritating son of a bitch."(AB) "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"(JC)

"If you culd bottle Jean-Cluade's laugh, I knew it would be fattening. Or orgasmic.

"Paranoia is just another word of longevity."

"Jesus, are all vampirs over two hundred perverts?"(AB) "I am over two hundred"(JC) "I rest my case."(AB)

"I don't date corpses. A girl's gotta have standards."

"Most women complain that there are not single striaght men left. I'd just like to meet on that's human."

"Wait 'til I tell Dolph we were late because you were smooching with some guy." (Zebrowski)

"I have seen it all now. The heap-big vampires slayer in luuv." (Zebrowski)

"Canniblism is one thing, but wearing the skin of your dead? It seemed a little cold blooded even for the psycho bitch from hell."

"Polly isn't it? I have been on my feet for over thirteen hours. If you do not put Richard on the phone right now, I am going to come down there personally and bust your ass. Am I makind myself clear?"...I spent the next fifteen minutes convincinga crying werewolf that I wasn't going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange for even me."

"These are Katie's sweats so don't get anything on them. If you really want to work out, do it nude."(Zebrowski) I flashed him a one-finger salute.(AB) Oh do that again your blanket gaped(zebrowski)

"You don't volunteer for slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy."

"Asking Jean-Claude not to be a pain in the ass is like asking rain not to be wet. Why try?"


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