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since: 10-08-07, id: 1393709, Profile Updated: 04-28-13
country: USA
Author has written 31 stories for NCIS, Transformers, and Star Trek: 2009.

Well, hello thar! I figured I should do a proper profile, so here it is.

I'm a nerd. I proudly admit it. And, fic has become something of guilty pleasure for me of late. As a chronic insomniac, it's what I do when the rest of the sane world is sleeping. I've lurked on this site since around 2001, finally getting off my duff to join in 2007. Since the completion of my first story in November of 2009, I've been bitten by the rabid plotbunnies for NCIS, Transformers, Glee and most recently the Star Trek reboot, so it appears my muse shows no signs of letting up.

In the last couple of months, I feel like I've settled into myself as a writer. I still think I have a far ways to improve, but I feel I've found my niche. Specifically, that niche is crack!fic and procedural type drama case files. Now, that doesn't mean I won't ever take a stab at angst (take a look at "Every Fifteen Minutes" or "Purple Heart, respectively), but it means I know where I'm comfortable and I know what I do best. I'm a nut in real life, and I tend to be the class clown. I like to laugh, and I enjoy making others laugh. If I can do that through fic, I'm happy. If you guys enjoy my whacked and warped brain and downright dirty sense of humor, then I'm glad and welcome to the insanity.

I'll pretty much read any fandom so long as I'm familiar with it. As long as the stories and well written and well thought out, I'll like them. I don't like to limit myself just because of who or what. I'll read gen, het or slash; again, just as long as it's well written and the canon characters act like themselves. I once said that I'd never create an OC as a romantic match to a canon character, but I guess that's a way I think I can say I've improved as a writer. Cop!Chris Pike seemed like he needed a wife, so I gave him one. And I really, really like her.

I am an absolute perfectionist, and I will not post something I feel is inferior in any way. I'm know I'm not the greatest writer, but when I do post, I can say I'm happy with what I'm posting. I dig any kind of feedback - positive, neutral, whatever you want to leave. Even flames really don't bother me, mainly because if you take the time to review my stuff, even if you think it's shit, that's still feedback for me that tells me what I should be improving. For those of you that enjoy what I've written, thank you and I'm quite humbled.

About me: I'm a 30 year old chick who lives in what most folks in the US of A call the armpit of the frozen north (Minnesota). I grew up playing hockey (c'mon! I'm Minnesotan!) and the love for hockey has never left me. Because of that, I spend the vast majority of my spare time in a rink doing something with the game. I pretty much like anything a girl isn't supposed to like, including motorcycles (hence my pen name) and things that make satisfyingly loud noises. In the two weeks that is Minnesota summer, I cruise around on the bike in my userpic. I grew up around horses, and rode competitively in dressage for over a decade. Other than that, I'm fairly bubbly and very outgoing. I'm sarcastic and witty, but I don't take anything (myself included) too seriously. Life is too short for that kind of stuff.

So, thanks for stopping by and wasting five minutes of your life you'll never get back reading my profile. If you're so inclined, drop me a PM or whatever if you have questions. Otherwise, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Awesome betas are awesome. Seriously. For all my Star Trek stories, mine is Livejournal's Wicked Jade. I owe her oodles upon oodles of thanks for both holding my hand as my muses have decided they want to try character-driven pieces and angst (most often times together), and for putting up with my Kirk-like personality in general. I couldn't do it without you my dear, so thank you. Also, if you all love good fic and you're into slash, go check her stuff out. She makes me look like a clueless noob. Yanno? Find someone better and your shit won't suck is what I've discovered. ;)

So, I think I've actually managed to create a 'verse with this whole Star Trek cop AU. I was told by a good friend that I should put this running list thingy here on my profile so I don't confuse y'all. I hope it helps, and expect this to get added to as I write more AU stories. As a note, I didn't write any of these fics in sequential order, and they certainly weren't posted that way, either. I can't do linear writing. It's just not me. But anyway, here's the sequential list for the cop!verse as of right now.

1. Every Fifteen Minutes
2. Playing Santa Claus
3. One in a Million
4. Standard Deviation
5. Independence
6. Thirteen From .40 (Done - in the editing phases)
7. Accidentally on Purpose
8. Defining Family
9. Saving Lucy
10. Rule 52
11. Love's Savage Secret
12. Words for Pictures

Also, thanks to the amazing and awesome Kilala10 over on Livejournal, the Cop!verse now has art! Check out the art for Accidentally on Purpose here, and for Words for Pictures here. It's beyond win.

Post Script:

Story Update: 28 April 2013

I think the WIP update can be made with one sentence this time, sadly. The zombie!verse owns my muses now.

In a little more detail, I have a couple of ideas for oneshot cop!verse stories, but the zombie!verse is where the creativity is at for now. I just go with the flow. It's easier not to fight it. I found when I forced things, the writing turned out to be absolute crap. And that? That's about ten pounds of fail, which is not cool with yours truly. Anyway, see below for the SITREP on my muses' insanity.

Here's what you all can look forward to in the (hopefully) not too distant future:

1.Triple Full (Star Trek Canon AOS): McCoy might be a cranky, snarky bastard, but even he's not immune to 'proud papa' moments when it comes to Joanna. It would have been nice if she'd picked a sport that wouldn't scare him into a heart attack, but beggars can't be choosers.
2. Thirteen from .40 (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): ‘PEBCAK’ = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard. Or, in this case, it really should be ‘Problem exists between Chris Pike, Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy’s love of bourbon, and Ethan Pike’s ability to keep his mouth shut’.
3. Kindred (Star Trek Zombie!Verse AU): All things considered, Pike thought Sam Kirk was doing pretty well. Maybe a little too well.

Stories that might get finished before the end of 2013:

1. Officer Involved (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): Pike thought he was done killing when he traded in his desert BDUs for a civilian police officer’s uniform. He was wrong.
2. Touch the Sky (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): It’s said that relationships solidified during stressful situations are bound to fail. Chris Pike wholly refutes that notion, because without one of the most traumatic experiences of his life, he wouldn’t be married to the best woman on Earth.
3. Triggerman (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): Jim thinks that his partner has forgotten that ‘fun’ is not a four-letter word, and decides that it’s his job to provide the amusement to blow off some steam. McCoy didn’t think Jim meant it so literally, though.
4. The Devil You Know (Star Trek Zombie!Verse AU): Sometimes, it's better to stick with the devil you know, especially when making a change means you might not like the devil you get.
5. Infection (Star Trek Zombie!Verse AU): Even the best-laid plans sometimes fail spectacularly. When the worst happens, the only thing left to do is to improvise…and pray like hell it all works out in the end.

Other shit in a perpetual state of disarray:

1. All Expenses Paid: I have chapters seven, eight, nine and part of ten completed. I'm thinking that, when I'm finally done with this one, it'll be about twelve or thirteen chapters, depending on how long the chapters end up getting. I'm not going to post anything else on this story until I finish it. I'm sorry. I go back and make too many changes when I think of something I like better, and it's too hard to keep straight what I've posted and what I can still change in the continuity vein. I'm putting this one on indefinite hiatus for now, but I swear on Bayverse Starscream's cowardice, I will finish it.
2. Matters of Medical Necessities: I honestly haven't looked at this fic in close to a year. I don't have much done it other than what I posted. I'm not calling it abandoned because I still like the characters, the idea and the plot, but this is another on on indefinite hiatus.

Take care!
Gix


1. Bulletproof reviews
Star Trek Zombie!verse AU. (Yes, you read that right!) What is ethical isn't always right. What is right isn't always ethical. For Chris Pike, the key is finding that perfect balance between the two...and then living with the consequences of his actions.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-13 - C. Pike
2. Made it to Arlington reviews
Sometimes, giving your best simply isn't enough. Kirk, McCoy and Pike find this out the hard way in the wake of the Battle of Vulcan. Warning for canon character death.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-13 - C. Pike & J. Kirk - Complete
3. Defining Family » reviews
Cop!verse AU. Blood relation isn't always the most accurate barometer when defining family members. Sometimes, "family" are the people that everyone loves, but wants to shoot at the same time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,075 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-10-12 - Published: 11-26-12 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
4. Captain Tiberius and Doctor Horatio's Adventures in Space Travel » reviews
Preconceived notions are tough to break, even for someone as analytical as Spock. But when he observers a certain doctor interacting with two young, frightened children, Spock realizes that to err is human; to admit it is divine.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-14-12 - Published: 10-10-12 - Spock & L. McCoy/Bones
5. Challenging History » reviews
McCoy didn't buy the old adage that time healed all wounds. Neither did his daughter Joanna. The problem? As a publicity stunt orchestrated by the Admiralty, both McCoys are now officially part of the Enterprise's crew. And with nearly twenty years of animosity to work through, no one is particularly pleased about it, least of all Jo and Len.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-21-12 - Published: 8-12-12 - John Harrison/Khan & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
6. Love's Savage Secret » reviews
Cop!Verse AU. McCoy's hope was that one day Jim would understand the concepts of shame, embarrassment and personal boundaries. This was definitely not to be that day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-8-12 - Published: 7-4-12 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
7. Standard Deviation » reviews
Cop!AU 'verse. The best opportunities are often borne of chance. The key, especially for impulsive people like James T. Kirk, is knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-27-12 - Published: 5-14-12 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
8. One in a Million » reviews
Modern day cop!verse AU. There are people who are truly memorable, unique or rare. Upon their first meeting, Pike concludes that a sixteen-year-old Jim Kirk is all three. Meanwhile, McCoy just thinks he's a troublemaker.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-12 - L. McCoy/Bones & C. Pike - Complete
9. Rule 52 » reviews
Star Trek: 2009 Cop!Verse AU cross with NCIS. During a blizzard that traps two of NCIS' finest in Iowa City, Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy learn a new meaning for the phrase 'interagency cooperation', courtesy of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David.
Crossover - NCIS & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,920 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 11-24-11 - Tony D. & J. Kirk - Complete
10. Playing Santa Claus reviews
Modern day Cop!Verse AU. During a rough Christmas for one Iowa City family, Pike and McCoy prove that, despite the guns and badges and somewhat unsavory job description, cops do tend to enjoy spreading a bit of holiday cheer every now and again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-11 - C. Pike & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
11. Words for Pictures » reviews
Cop!verse AU Halloween fic. If there really is a picture that's worth a thousand words, Pike finds out it's not wise to show Jim Kirk the cold, hard evidence. It's especially unwise when the subject of the picture is one Leonard McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 10-29-11 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones
12. Saving Lucy reviews
Cop!verse AU. A call to a possible home invasion leads to McCoy's first long-term relationship since he left Georgia. For Jim Kirk, the prospect of an otherwise occupied partner is downright frightening.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-11 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
13. Every Fifteen Minutes » reviews
Cop!verse AU. Chris Pike doesn't think his job description includes babysitting his partner. But after a particularly rough day at the office, he realizes that he can't just ignore his rookie partner any longer. Not if he wants to live, that is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-15-11 - Published: 7-24-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & C. Pike - Complete
14. Independence reviews
Cop!verse AU. In the law enforcement community, the Fourth of July weekend means all hands on deck. Fortunately for Kirk, there are people around to make sure the weekend's not a total waste. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-11 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
15. Perfection's Fragility » reviews
In the immediate aftermath of the Narada, Captain Pike discovers that it's okay to be human and not Superman. At the same time, he learns it's amazing how honest people are when they think no one's listening. Two-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-5-11 - Published: 4-29-11 - C. Pike & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
16. Shades of Grey » reviews
All he wanted was to spend a couple of relaxing days with his daughter, but apparently the cosmos were of the opinion that they weren't quite done screwing with Leonard McCoy's life. Academy fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,432 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-13-11 - Published: 11-6-10 - L. McCoy/Bones & John Harrison/Khan - Complete
17. Accidentally on Purpose » reviews
Modern day AU. Kirk and McCoy are Iowa City police officers, partnered together and working the 3PM to 11 PM patrol. As a duo, there will inevitably be ups and downs. But the downs? They won't always be comical like this. Rating is for language only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 1-30-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete
18. All Expenses Paid » reviews
Sequel & NCIS/Transformers crossover. Abby was upset she didn't get to go to Diego Garcia with her team. But when Galloway and his strange new friend start making waves, Abby realizes things might not be as good as they seem.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 11-14-10 - Published: 12-15-09 - Abby S. & Optimus Prime
19. For Science reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have come a long way since landing on Earth. But an 'incident' with Maggie Madsen oh so politely reminds them they still haven't come quite far enough. Post 2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-10-10 - Maggie M. & Sideswipe - Complete
20. Polar Bear Plunge reviews
When McCoy agreed to go with Jim back to Iowa during Christmas break, Jim conveniently left out one little tradition in which participation was more of a requirement than a request. And they call Southerners crazy. Rating for one word. Complete oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-24-10 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete
21. War Memorial reviews
It took 25 years, a few near-death experiences, and saving the world, but Jim Kirk finally understood what it was like to be the man of the hour. He also, at long last, found a way to forgive his father, because George only did what he knew was right.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-8-10 - J. Kirk & Winona - Complete
22. Judgment Day reviews
Jesse Sensor made plenty of little mistakes in his life, but nothing terrible came of them. This mistake was different. This time, he stood up Annabelle Lennox up on prom night. Companion to '5 Times the Hatchet'.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-16-10 - Wheelie & Ironhide - Complete
23. Five Times the Hatchet » reviews
'5 Times' fic. Offhand, everyone knew there was five times during which Ratchet lived up to his nickname, but there was only one time he forgot The Hatchet ever existed. My first attempt at short ficlets, though it's not all crack. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-15-10 - Ratchet - Complete
24. Barstool Mountain » reviews
Their second year at the Academy completed, Kirk manages to convince McCoy to come imbibe in some celebratory drinks with a bunch of cadets. The one thing Bones forgot? He ain't as good as he once was, but he's as good once as he ever was. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-26-10 - Published: 5-18-10 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete
25. Matters of Medical Necessities » reviews
An away mission brings a strange guest back to the Enterprise with ties to 21st Century Earth. McCoy wastes no time in picking the newest guest's brain...and getting on his nerves. Light crossover with 2009 Transformers, McCoy centric.
Crossover - Transformers & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-12-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Ratchet & L. McCoy/Bones
26. A Probie's Handbook: A Guide to Gibbs Survival » reviews
As much as McGee enjoys Gibbs' team, his first year as a field agent was a little…trying. To protect all future probies, McGee puts his writing skills to good use and comes up with a guide for the future generations dealing with Hurricane Gibbs. Complete
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 3-21-10 - Published: 11-15-09 - Tim M. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
27. Five Rings reviews
Ironhide learns the meaning of the Olympics from Annabelle, Sam and Mikaela and that sport truly can be used as the great equalizer. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-12-10 - Ironhide & Mikaela B. - Complete
28. The Glories of eBay » reviews
Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light's Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-27-10 - Published: 11-1-09 - Ironhide & R. Epps - Complete
29. Alienated » reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Optimus Prime - Complete
30. Parental Responsibilities reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-7-09 - W. Lennox & Optimus Prime - Complete
31. Purple Heart » reviews
Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-25-09 - Optimus Prime & W. Lennox - Complete